🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[An automatic clown]

The Carfax on Gunts Nissan has no updates since July.

Does anyone have Mays Mazda VIN or plate # ?

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

I’m surprised I haven’t seen that photo shopped in a high risk sex offender warning poster

"If you plead "nolo contendere" (no contest) you stated that while you do not wish to plead guilty you agree that the prosecutor has sufficient evidence that the court would find you guilty. This is considered the same as pleading guilty as far as the conviction is concerned..."
Source: Virginia Department of Criminal Justice Services

 

[Keranu]

The Carfax on Gunts Nissan has no updates since July.
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Does anyone have Mays Mazda VIN or plate # ?

This retard got duped by his dealership in getting four different services done at once. Can't even rotate his own tires. Also I can't imagine there was even a need for the air filter to be replaced so soon unless the gunt cheese is really that unbearable.

 

[An automatic clown]

This retard got duped by his dealership in getting four different services done at once. Can't even rotate his own tires. Also I can't imagine there was even a need for the air filter to be replaced so soon unless the gunt cheese is really that unbearable.

That's how dealerships make money , on ridiculous services that people like Ralph pay for. The fat clown probably spent $400 on a service he could do himself for like $30 and some time.

 

[Truly Rural]

This Esoteric Shaggyism is not for real when he compares hair colors in different light, is he?

Ralph prefers the look of blind Swiss grandmother in a fireplace lit room on his shows to hide what he really looks like as much as possible. God may have given him Gray Beard and hair, but he didn't give him Red Skin.

 

[Fortyone]

I do speak spanish and my cell plan includes free calls to Mexico. I think I will call lol.

It's been confirmed he's in Mérida, Yucatán?
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Is Ralph actually involved in the cocaine business or something? There's literally no reason for an English speaking American to move there asides from drugs and maybe Mayan archeology. I guess it would be dirt cheap.

Imagine if he actually is involved with the cartels and a video pops up of a cartel executing him in a grotesque fashion, for anyone else I would say the chances are low or non-existent but this is ralph so we could very well see him getting skinned alive or chainsawed to death in the coming year

I've been watching the back and forth with this EsoShaggy guy on Twitter and he doesn't even acknowledge the website and focused on an image that he or someone he knows altered, the guy is fucking retarded. Anyone can download and see the PDF.

Shaggy is a retard gunt orbiter who's obsessed with trying to run gay ops on the gunt subforum and has multiple accounts on here to inflate his status on the "league of evil" thread. If he pops up just ignore him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I thought all the "Ralph is in Mexico" shit was a work or people just being optimistic during a content dry spell. I'm still shocked it's real.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I thought all the "Ralph is in Mexico" shit was a work or people just being optimistic during a content dry spell. I'm still shocked it's real.

We all thought it would be impossible to downgrade from the Richmond ghetto, but Gunt managed it.

He can only afford to live in a 600 sq foot cement jail cell in the third world housing project.

Imagine making your kid live like that because being a failed streamer and lolcow is the best you can do. Little Alexander is very lucky he avoided this grim fate.

 

[Beavis]

I’m not going to kill Ralph for paying for an oil change and tire rotation. When you get older it’s worth the $20 premium to not have to get under there and unscrew things and get covered in oil. He probably doesn’t have the tools to do basic maintenance anyways.

We all thought it would be impossible to downgrade from the Richmond ghetto, but Gunt managed it.

He can only afford to live in a 600 sq foot cement jail cell in the third world housing project.

Imagine making your kid live like that because being a failed streamer and lolcow is the best you can do. Little Alexander is very lucky he avoided this grim fate.

Ralph is making bank! He’s just being frugal and saving money for his kids’ future.

 

[Fortyone]

I thought all the "Ralph is in Mexico" shit was a work or people just being optimistic during a content dry spell. I'm still shocked it's real.

I'm not surprised. I don't think the gunt would have moved from his lair unless there was urgent legal shit or some other external factor. The Mexico move is either due to expenses in the United States or potential legal issues that could either put him behind bars.

I'm not going to be sure he's in Mexico (it seems very likely right now) until we have very hard evidence though. you shouldn't believe things until you're 100% sure beyond the shadow of a doubt when it comes to cows like Ethan

 

[Thorndyke Special]

This retard got duped by his dealership in getting four different services done at once. Can't even rotate his own tires. Also I can't imagine there was even a need for the air filter to be replaced so soon unless the gunt cheese is really that unbearable.

I'm sure Ralph got duped to hell and back on dumb, marked-up services, but who wants to rotate their own tires?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We all thought it would be impossible to downgrade from the Richmond ghetto, but Gunt managed it.

He can only afford to live in a 600 sq foot cement jail cell in the third world housing project.

Imagine making your kid live like that because being a failed streamer and lolcow is the best you can do. Little Alexander is very lucky he avoided this grim fate.

His cope is that he’s still an “internet celebrity” as that was his brag to May’s sister. He has this pathological desire for attention, positive or negative. May’s probably sticking around because she has the same need to be an internet celebrity and Ralph is her meal ticket to that desire.

Ralph has no friends, all he has in life is us paying attention and mocking him. But because of that Ralph thinks he’s a big shot and BRAGS about it. It’s the only attention he’s ever received in his whole life as a loser. Ralph’s entire life can be summed up as being that person who is excited they’re in the background of some news shot no one pays attention to or notices, but hey “I’m on TV!”. That’s Ethan Ralph entire life as an internet celebrity, a long embarrassing brag.

 

[darkprince56]

Is Ralph actually involved in the cocaine business or something? There's literally no reason for an English speaking American to move there asides from drugs and maybe Mayan archeology. I guess it would be dirt cheap.

Imagine if he actually is involved with the cartels and a video pops up of a cartel executing him in a grotesque fashion, for anyone else I would say the chances are low or non-existent but this is ralph so we could very well see him getting skinned alive or chainsawed to death in the coming year



Shaggy is a retard gunt orbiter who's obsessed with trying to run gay ops on the gunt subforum and has multiple accounts on here to inflate his status on the "league of evil" thread. If he pops up just ignore him.

Tbh, Mexico is beautiful (except the border) & the lower cost of living is nice...but the violence makes the whole place a no-go zone. I haven't been back for an extended period since '08.

I occasionally hop the border to get medicine, dental, optical & lab services. I don't fancy venturing in further than that. If Mexico were the country of my mom's youth (60s & 70s) I could see myself living or retiring there. Hard to believe there was a time you didn't worry about locking your doors or taking a walk at night.

Idk wtf Ethan was thinking, especially as someone who sticks out in a homogeneous country & doesn't speak Spanish. Even I've received comments noting I'm "not from around these parts."

I wouldn't be surprised if Ethan runs several gunt guard sock accounts because holy moly, the things they say defy logic.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I wonder if he just left it at the airport he flew out of. Figure he would have stopped making payments the minute his idea to rent a cement jail cell in Mexico firmed up.

Gotta wonder if the State of a Virginia knows The Gunt moved out of the country. Would they even care with a suspended sentence?

What a cope.
You go to https://www.gob.mx/curp/
You type in: RAXE850920HNELXT04
Click the captcha and you get this
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Download the PDF and it's his photo.
Trying to wave this away just makes them look even more pathetic.

Both eyes seem to be aimed at the same spot, so of course the Guntgaurds are gonna cry fake AF.

 

[An automatic clown]

This Esoteric Shaggyism is not for real when he compares hair colors in different light, is he?

Ralph prefers the look of blind Swiss grandmother in a fireplace lit room on his shows to hide what he really looks like as much as possible. God may have given him Gray Beard and hair, but he didn't give him Red Skin.
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Picture from Gunts twitter yesterday. Esoteric Shaggyism is on unseen levels of cope about Ralph's hair lol

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

Consider this photo: https://archive.vn/9Vtkb / https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1606734871271030784

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! ENHANCE DAT SUM'BICH!

https://archive.vn/JQV2Q / https://casadelosabuelos.com.mx/
This is the same pictures on this menu. This appears to the be the Mexican equivalent of Boston Market.

Let's look at the Mérida location.

Note the angles that the cars are parked relative to the tables. Also note the gap between them and the rest of the parking lot, and the positions of the palm trees between the diagonally-parked cars and the windows.

Therefore, I believe that this was taken at the Correa Rachó, Mérida location of La Casa De Los Abuelos.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I’m not going to kill Ralph for paying for an oil change and tire rotation. When you get older it’s worth the $20 premium to not have to get under there and unscrew things and get covered in oil. He probably doesn’t have the tools to do basic maintenance anyways.

Ralph is making bank! He’s just being frugal and saving money for his kids’ future.

I'll second that.

I used to be quite handy with mechanic stuff but with how complicated vehicles are these days I just don't trust myself not to fuck it up.

If I fuck it up its my fault and I have to fix it, likely at greater expense than the money saved doing it myself, but if the dealer/mechanic fucks it up they're liable and I'm entitled to compensation/free repairs.

Besides its not that hard to educate yourself to the point where you know if they're trying to rip you off or giving you a fair deal anyway.

 

[Fully eshay skits bruh V3]

Consider this photo: https://archive.vn/9Vtkb / https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1606734871271030784

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NOW WAIT A MINUTE! ENHANCE DAT SUM'BICH!

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https://archive.vn/JQV2Q / https://casadelosabuelos.com.mx/
This is the same pictures on this menu.

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Let's look at the Mérida location.

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Note the angles that the cars are parked relative to the tables, and the gap between them and the rest of the parking lot.

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Therefore, I believe that this was taken at the Correa Rachó, Mérida location of La Casa De Los Abuelos.

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Dios mio Ralpha amigos.....

 

[Wolfkiller Jr.]

He's going to find out that "plata o plomo" isn't who you call to unclog the toilet.

Dios mio Ralpha amigos.....

 

[darkprince56]

Consider this photo: https://archive.vn/9Vtkb / https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1606734871271030784

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NOW WAIT A MINUTE! ENHANCE DAT SUM'BICH!

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https://archive.vn/JQV2Q / https://casadelosabuelos.com.mx/
This is the same pictures on this menu. This appears to the be the Mexican equivalent of Boston Market.

View attachment 4146882

Let's look at the Mérida location.

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Note the angles that the cars are parked relative to the tables. Also note the gap between them and the rest of the parking lot, and the positions of the palm trees between the diagonally-parked cars and the windows.

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Therefore, I believe that this was taken at the Correa Rachó, Mérida location of La Casa De Los Abuelos.

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Looking at the menu ...I wonder how they're getting along without speaking or reading Spanish...they can't be google translating everything. It would be a pain in the ass. I say this because it's not common to find Anglophones in Mexico (or in Latin America).

Does anyone know if he took his truck? Are they taking the bus? No way I would drive there, besides the danger of carjackings, traffic rules seem to be optional there.