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I've been in a horribly violent abusive "relationship". My "ex" shot me with his bea bea gun, tried to burn my nose while I was sleeping, threw a lighter right at my teeth from across the room and broke my front tooth, chased me around our apartment, kicked me while I was on the ground, smacked me in the head once with a Mosin Nagant, etc. I didn't want to be with him for most of the time we were together but I was way too terrified to leave for a long time because he threatened to kill my family if I did. I am so grateful to be out of that situation and I hope Amouranth is OK and gets help and heals. It'll take a long time. Also I'm a boy btw.
 
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Why don't you continue to theorize endlessly *about* tradition like the fatasses that you are instead of actually being *of* your fucking practice. I doubt morons like you could even handle real solitude, away from the computer and in nature. Stupid fucking insipid faggots. Theorizing endlessly thinking you're all wise and smarter with your dissimulations and terse, rigid metaphysical structures. Disgusting stupid motherfuckers without a shred of inner light. I'd cut off your heads and sit in FULL lotus among your corpses as they ooze out blood while chanting dharanis.
You stupid fucking pieces of shit. I wish I were a happy bird or whale. Instead, I am here with morons like you, endlessly babbling about your lifeless abstractions. Keep running that mouth about the sacred unity of life while you do shit but talk on a Mongolian Basket weaving forum like a bunch of stupid fucking insincere zoomer air-headed edgelords.
Keep going on and on with your babbling. Icchantikas and soulless depraved sophist lunatics. Just writing an endless Voynich Manuscript, a recursion of inanity and triviality and destroying entire landscapes for your pitiful and insincere attempts to "grasp" the Truth. Fucking stupid babbling faggots. This whole place is one mouth babbling eternal nonsense with no closure. All of you deserve to die and plummet to the hell you've created.
 
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My name is Rosa. I’m an anarcho-communist trans lesbian software developer and I spend most of my time outside of work programming on personal projects and watching anime with my girlfriend, and watching Star Wars content with another girlfriend. (I’m polyamorous).

I also love to cook, tinker with electronics, and smoke weed. I’m a licensed ham radio operator, but I haven’t played with that in a little while.
 
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Dr. Pepper. The famous 23 flavor soda, has a lot of spin-off products, such as Diet Dr. Pepper. That’s not the topic here today. No we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about, is Hot Dr. Pepper. That’s right, Hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960's as a winter beverage. Here's some advertisements from the 1960's, showing about Hot Dr. Pepper. However, it was short lived. But you still don't believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the "Facts & Questions" article on the Dr. Pepper website! Anyway, I'm gonna teach you how to make it... All you need is a Dr. Pepper, a can or a bottle will be fine. And just proceed to open it, but don't blow it up like I did, 'cause you know... Bad Dr. Pepper right there. Anyway, you wanna heat up a pan, or anything... And just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want. Alright, and, as soon as we did that, we're gonna take a lemon and a knife, and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you're gonna pour your Hot Dr. Pepper in. When the Dr. Pepper starts sizzling, or steaming up, that's it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you're using a glass glass, glass made of glass like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait five seconds between each, each spill, so it doesn't melt. 'Cause you know, when glass melts, it's... The glass. Yeah. Also, if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a... Popping bubble... Comment or like, 'cause you know, Thumbs up for that! Just some more footage of the popping lemon. Yeah, and basically, this is Hot Dr. Pepper. It tastes just like Dr. Pepper, only it's hot, kind of like tea, brings out the cherry flavor. Little carbonation, and I'll see you next time, later.
 
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This current FIFA World Cup (in Qatar) has witnessed Westerners making the most of their opportunity to recycle many Orientalist clichés, however there’s a particularly telling and recurring complaint that seems odd even by their own standards: the ban on beer (or at least the public consumption of alcohol, as there seem to be “designated fan zones” where alcohol consumption is permitted).

Numerous news outlets consider this to be absolutely outrageous and something beyond comprehension. How could Qatar have taken such drastic measures? For instance, the New York Timesdiscusses it as part of some sort of “culture clash.”

Our focus in this article won’t be the dangers posed by alcohol or ethanol to our health. There are already countless articles on this particular issue.

Let’s instead evaluate the Western inability to live without alcohol. It is simply astounding that there’s an entire civilization that can do without God, without parents, etc., for most if not all of their lives. But here they are, completely unable to swallow the possibility that they may have to live without alcohol for less than a single month.

And why is it that they need and depend on alcohol so much?

Is it because they want to be “rational” (while accusing Muslims of being irrational)?

Is it because they want to “defend women’s rights” (while accusing Muslims of being misogynists)?

The answer to these questions is a pretty straightforward no. In fact, alcohol conflicts with all of the above and more. It transforms people into mindless brutes with no notion of self, consciousness, identity, and so on—basically everything that makes us human.

We could even say that it mutates them into animals or something more astray than animals.

The reason I would use such phraseology is because it is actually what we find in the Qur’an (7:179):

Indeed, We have destined many jinn and humans for Hell. They have hearts they do not understand with, eyes they do not see with, and ears they do not hear with. They are like cattle. In fact, they are even less guided! Such ˹people˺ are ˹entirely˺ heedless.
This is a “controversial” verse for many (if not most) of the disbelievers. However our point here is precisely this. Their entire civilization is obsessed with transforming humans into something more astray than animals.

Counter-intuitively, just to show how this actually goes much deeper, we’ll avoid delving into the most obvious intellectual animalization movement of the modern West that is neo-Darwinian evolution, with its ape-fetish.

Animalization in Philosophy​

In modern Western philosophy, the two main philosophical traditions are known as rationalism and empiricism. The former is represented by René Descartes and the latter by British thinkers such as John Locke, David Hume, and others.

For rationalists, the basis of their epistemology—or the means by which one may access certain knowledge—is human reason.

For empiricists on the other hand, the basis of their epistemology is the senses, through seeing, etc., and basing their epistemology on the senses led them to comparing humans with animals. After all, animals have senses too.

It is thus no wonder that Étienne Bonnot de Condillac (Locke’s main disciple in France) is described as “blurring of the oppositions distinguishing man and animal,” as noted in an academic article (p. 70). Then you have the aforementioned David Hume (one of the main empiricist thinkers), who proclaimed that “no truth appears to be more evident, than that beast are endow’d with thought and reason as well as men.”

After all, if access to truth is gained through the senses, then animals exploring their natural habitats are also seeking truth through experimentation.

Some two centuries later, this equating humans with animals would lead Peter Singer (one of the West’s most popular philosophers and “the father of the animal rights movement”) to try and justify bestiality (sex with animals). After all, they’re “just like us” right?

Animalization in Economics​

Scottish moral philosopher Adam Smith is often considered to be “the father of modern economics” because of his 1776-essay, The Wealth of Nations.

Yet many place another name before his: the relatively unknown Dutch physician, merchant, and philosopher Bernard de Mandeville. This is someone that Adam Smith was indebted to and someone whose main essay also includes a reference to animals, The Fable of the Bees(published in 1714).

Mandeville can be described as being the father of liberal economics for having anticipated notions such as free-market and laissez-faire. And when applying these to morality, it becomes a paradigm that is not only centered around notions of egoism, selfishness, and ruthless competition but also as a rebuttal of any form of religious morality.

An article summarizes the book as follows:
In the poem, Mandeville imagines a hive of bees that copies in its every detail and activity everything seen in human society. Greed, selfishness, the pursuit of material profit and pleasure dominate everyone in their activities and in their conduct toward others.
No regard is shown for others in market conduct, with each one following their own defined self-interest for personal gain and enjoyment for the fulfillment of their earthly desires. Yet, out of these “vices” of materialistic self-interestedness comes industry, innovation, a mass of goods and services that generate a life of material and culture comfort and ease that benefit all, even though it was no one’s intention, design, or purpose.
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In other words:
Acting evil is not only good, but also necessary “for the economy.” (It should also be noted here that according to Mandeville, bees don’t often appear as evil as they should, unlike humans.)

Those who want to personally evaluate the conclusions of such a liberal, individualist, and utilitarian approach to the economy can read a book by Austrian School economist, Walter Block: Defending the Undefendable (published 1976). Within this book, he basically defends drug dealers, pimps, etc., on the basis that they are, from a purely materialistic perspective, “important” economic actors that are “contributing” to society.

I mean, how would many women “generate wealth” that is “contributing to society” if they didn’t become prostitutes? At the end of the day, all of these “contributions” increase the country’s GDP!
Just let that crazy line of thought sink in for a moment.

Animalization in Psychology​

In psychology there was a strong trend towards animalization too. We could argue that part of this was with Freud’s overt sexualization, but it was mainly manifested by the behaviorist movement, which was very influential after WWI up until the late ’50s when Noam Chomsky dismantled it (and empiricism as a whole), enacting the so-called cognitive revolution.

It was founded in the United States by Watson and in the Soviet Union by Pavlov, and this was for discernible reasons:
America was going through Fordism (the idea of standardized mass production), and the Soviet Union itself was totalitarian. Thus both civilizations essentially needed a “mechanical,” soulless individual. And behaviorism, which desired to study humans as animals in terms of deterministic laws and conditioning, was obviously the perfect psychological tool.

Just as Pavlov famously conditioned his dogs (for which he’d receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine in 1904), behaviorism aimed for the conditioning of individuals in the same way—as valueless workers in Communist Russia or as brainless consumers in Capitalist America.

The most famous of the American behaviorists, B.F. Skinner, would regularly try and remind us that humans and animals aren’t that different.

So, Are They More Astray Than Animals?​

This kind of animalization in philosophy, economics, and psychology wasn’t to be kept in the books of a few select individuals. Instead, it would define the nature of Western civilization, something William Davies calls The Happiness Industry (within his book, named as such).

It is basically the godless civilization of soulless individuals who seek some elusive happiness through their hedonistic lifestyles.

This explains the latest episode in Western behavior with what’s going on in Qatar:
They no longer have God, family, values, etc., but for some reason they’re outraged at not having a beer for a few weeks while watching some silly and completely inconsequential football matches.

Is getting drunk—and temporarily annihilating the very “reason” they try to employ against Muslims—really that important and vital to their existence?

Contrast this with the very purpose of our creation:
And [know that] I have not created [either] jinn or human beings [for any other end] but to [know and] worship Me [alone]. (Qur’an, 51:56)
They are more astray than animals.

Animals at least submit to Allah.
 
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Let me tell you broccoli headed zoomers something. For 4 decades I have been roaming freely throughout Gods kingdom performing mini quest everywhere I go. My base level stats have been maxed out since before the release of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Pizza Hut mixtape which you shitheads didn’t even know existed. If you diaper wearing power bottoms had even a blues clue on what's really going on you'd burn this motherfucker down to the charcoal before the next rolling server update yet here you are finger popping each others buttholes with VR goggles on as the merchants farm bugs that they grind down into your gamer juice concentrate. It's astonishing. You're an entire generation that wouldn't know what you were doing if there was an anime made about it called Neon Genesis Evangelion spoonfed to you on Netflix by luciferian transsexuals. We used to shitpost so proficiently together on early Stefan molyneux videos it was as if we would collectively became an unbreakable faggot. My own first clandestine memetic warfare experience resulted in the financial blockade of my purchasing English language P3K magic cards from certain kvetching overseas sellers before you could even log into Club Penguin you fuckwits, now here you are calling me a newfag on the fourth channel. Nice. While I was getting head from goth girls playing spatterhouse on a turbographix 16 you weren’t even a protein coagulation in your fathers testicle yet and you still can't even get a girl to talk to you so I'd listen up and listen real closely because I’m only gonna say this once. All of my skill points, and I mean ALL of my skill points have been pressed into situational awareness. I can see right through your Globohomo programming like an empty liquor bottle that I should beat you with. Do you see THAT? That is my skill tree. It is long and straight like the spinal column of a man. It’s not all over the place like a prolapsed jellyfish on a Wii fit side quest like you rookies.
 
OH GOD *FAPFAPFAPFAP* FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! I'M GONNA COOM AAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD I'M COOMING AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
 
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yeah because society, especially women, will tear you to shreds if you ever voice the fact that for some men, being a father is NOT fulfilling. Sometimes you're just the ATM, sometimes you have a kid you just don't speak the same language as, but they always love their mothers, and they have this bond you can never ever replicate, since they were literally sharing a body for 9 months before they were even born and are biologically bound to her in a way you can't compete with. You're just the money, you're just the guy who goes and gets food for whatever craving she has while she's growing a life inside her. And it isn't always worth it.
At the end of it, sometimes what you get is the woman you loved more than anyone else now loving a child more than she would ever love you. When she says this allowed, she's praised for it. "Oh, you don't even know what love really is until you're a mother!" Do they ever love their fathers like that? No. You are the workhorse. You exist to work, and when you're old, you know your grandkids will refer to the place you paid for as grandma's house.
But don't ever say this aloud! Keep it quiet, because a man provides. If you ever say you're unhappy with this, every single woman expresses absolute disgust with you. You're not worth a flying fuck unless you provide on demand and without complaint or expectation of anything in return, even some gratitude, got forbid love and appreciation. So you just keep quiet, compromise, hope to see another man silently understanding the horror of being a thankless father, until you die.
Then when you're in your grave, you can start to shout.
 
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I would tell him I'm doing something awful with it to make him uncomfortable. Like saying it's for dairy enemas, then describe the process in intricate detail, how I warm the milk on the hob and use a pastry bag because a turkey baster simply doesn't hold enough liquid for this purpose. I describe the benefits as well as the colour of the fouled milk as it comes back out again. Something like that.
I do something similar when Americans ask me what I do for a living. I live in the US, where this question is common but I will never cease finding it supremely rude so I tell them I inseminate goats. Seriously. I describe getting the lube and the rubber gloves and holding her between my legs while my gloved hand is holding a plastic tube of goat jizz. I describe the warmth I feel on my arm as I shove my hand up some of the GOAT goat pussy around to release the seed deep inside her, looking her squarely into her appreciative, rectangular eyes as I do.
Unless that person is a freak, it shuts down the conversation PDQ.
I used to tell them that "I'm in the business of minding mine," but that has the disadvantages of either not being understood or simply coming off as rude.
 
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It amazes me how some chronically online folks will either ignore or advocate for tobacco, heavy drinking, and/or abuse of substances which have long-term, harsh physical and mental side effects, but fucking edibles trigger a strong compulsion to shut down whoever brings it up. And it's got almost nothing to do with the actual negative consequences of consuming cannabis on the regular, but rather:
1. People getting stoned and occupying the same online space as you can be annoying depending on the context, and your only real options are to put up with it or leave for the time because they don't hit the "based" level of annoying that actually gets others to gatekeep them out.
2. Recreational use has nearly become mainstream in the same vein as cigs and booze, and so anyone reaching out and exploring now is either a turbo normie, a prude, or a kid.
3. Unlike most crippled alcoholics, tobacco smokers, or junkies, cannabis consumers are much more likely to bother justifying and normalizing their usage, and so begs a put-down.

Getting pissy at stoners (and psychedelic drug consumers) in particular over anything else is one of the clearest signs that you're speaking to an incorrigibly miserable crab who will only pull you into their bucket if engaged
 
>we
>are
>stardust!
>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics
>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness
>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs
>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make
>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!
>and that’s why you are here
>and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur
>oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same.
 
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I hate to use strong language like this.

You absolute retard. You complete double nigger. You blackhole of stupidity. You drain on human intelligence. "I vape my weed, no burning."

Do you not understand what a vape is. Your lungs are an organ. They live and function and achieve homeostasis like the rest of your body. Does your skin get fucked up if you don't protect it from the sun? Do your retinas become damaged if you strain your eyes too much? Do the hairs in your ears fail to pick up vibrations if you stand next to a gun while someone empties every round in the chamber? Yes. Your body is not indestructible. They receive wear and tear and if it's something that is inside of us (your liver, your heart, your LUNGS) it is damage that you and i will never be able to see without the marvel of modern medical equipment.

Your vape isn't some sort of holy tool that does no damage. You are taking in heated vapor and sucking it down your throat. Much like smoke... it will FUCK UP YOUR LUNGS.

You won't know it's happening. You won't think anything is wrong. "Oh I don't smoke I vape. After all it's just water."

In 10-15 years there will be commercials of people like you with severe health problems because they sucked on a vape all day. it doesn't matter if it's healthier than a cigarette if you're hitting it as much as you seem to be you're fucking up your body far worse than a JAB OR TWO OF A VACCINE COULD EVER DO.

Hope it doesn't blow up in your face. They're known to do that too. It's been almost a year and my arm hasn't blown off from the shots.



I feel like I need to shower ugh.
 
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
 
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You dont hand me raw food, okay. We don't need Gordon Ramsay to bust our balls if there's little petite carrots that go there, okay? Those same carrots go to the White House. Those same carrots go to the Five Seasons. They go Global, okay? Who the fuck would care if there's little petite, microcarrots as a garnish...you're gonna hand the owner the little petite carrots? What the fuck does he know? He's in the wrong Place.
 
Wow I've had to ban a lot of salty ass Harry Potter fans. Are you all still bitter about not receiving that letter from Hogwarts? Grow the fuck up and read a different book.

If you have to do mental gymnastics to justify why you're giving money to a transphobe, you're probably transphobic. And considering Rowling herself has been throwing tantrums on Twitter over this indicates how much it's really getting to her. Don't be delusional. Buying this game/not buying this game has become a political statement whether you like it or not. The fact that so many of you recognise this and preface your pledges to purchase the game with a meaningless "F- JK Rowling" speaks volumes. It's clear your the sort of people who know what the right thing to do is, but you actively choose to the opposite to satisfy your own individual desires. You're terrible people and it's why we're banning you.

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Well we've had a lot of fun today folks, mostly me. All you Harry Potter fans proved to be embarrassing as ever. Wanted a fun way to spend the Winter Solstice, what better way than bullying you freaks.

We'd like to thank you all for participating in our little purge. You transphobes just couldn't help yourselves. Always good to do a little cleansing like this, keep this subreddit dirt free. By all means keep continuing to take the bait, we'll be sure to ban you. And I've enjoyed seeing how many of you morons have already apparently pre-ordered. What's that old phrase? "A fool and their money..."

And seriously the amount of hate speech that's been thrown away in this very thread and in our modmail, the fact that you people who insist you need to consume this latest WB product have thrown in with these kinds of people says a lot about your integrity, or rather the lack there of.

Anyway, enjoy wasting $70 on your likely very buggy toy, I hope it's worth it. All us normal people will all be playing games that don't directly fund a prolific transphobe.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to our non-transphobic users.

Praise Marx.

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A final word. It is funny how many assume I'm cisgender or that the other mods are all cisgender. It's also funny the amount of hate speech and death threats I've gotten in my DMs. Just confirms what I already know about the people who are still Harry Potter fans and the people who want to buy this game. To the supposed 'allies' who are probably still lurking, which side are you on?
 
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A final word. It is funny how many assume I'm cisgender or that the other mods are all cisgender. It's also funny the amount of hate speech and death threats I've gotten in my DMs. Just confirms what I already know about the people who are still Harry Potter fans and the people who want to buy this game. To the supposed 'allies' who are probably still lurking, which side are you on?
Kill yourself autist.
 
I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of the Ancients. Congratulations, Nick, enjoy your DotA.

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How to hunt trolls​

In light of the conclusion of the successful hunting of one of the Internet’s more notorious trolls, a few people have asked me to explain how to go about doing the same. Here are some of the observations I have made along the way.
  1. Stay calm. The troll’s primary objective is to upset you. Trolls feed off attention and negative emotion, so it’s important to control your own reactions and deny them both. Staying calm serves two positive purposes, as it prevents you from establishing an emotional relationship with them as well as forcing them to increase their efforts in order to achieve the desired effect, thereby increasing the likelihood they will make a mistake or cross a line.
  2. Be patient. A security expert has told me that no one can regularly comment without giving away their true identity within one year. Remember, the troll is in it for the attention, so hiding even the smallest significant aspects of his identity places him fundamentally at conflict with his own instincts and desires.
  3. Directly inform the troll that he is banned from visiting your site and from commenting under all current and future identities, and that if he persists in his activity, he is engaged in illegal trespassing and cyberstalking. It is vital to put them on notice. For some reason, many people who are capable of understanding that physical trespassing is not only illegal, but can permit them to be legally shot in some places tend to find it hard to grasp that online trespassing is illegal. The fact that you CAN access a site does not automatically give you permission to do so any more than the fact that you CAN physically access someone’s lawn gives you permission to walk on it.
  4. Don’t delete the troll’s comments. It took me a long time to learn this; even though I saved them in a separate text file, I sometimes got lazy or couldn’t be bothered. It’s best to have them there, in the blog, where they can be easily produced as evidence or mined for investigative purposes.
  5. Don’t permit the readers to engage with the troll. They may mean well, but their reactions to the troll are usually a bigger problem than the troll’s comments are. Set a policy of “Comments responding to a troll will be deleted” and delete them on sight. Commenters cannot shut down a troll because he seeks their negative attention; them saying “shut up” and “go away” is something he desires, so their effort on your behalf are counterproductive. Don’t let them feed him.
  6. Look for the troll’s other identities. Trolls always have sockpuppets, and often they are less careful when using them. Yama had over 30. Even a cursory glance at the mined comments shows that NTA has at least three. And often, the sockpuppet identity is the troll’s primary identity on other sites. Yama did not use Yama here at all, he primarily used Will leFey, Dan Picaro, Luscinia, and Alauda. But once I was able to link him to the Yamamanama and Yama the Spacefish identities, I was able to learn considerably more information about him and those around him.
  7. Identify their literary tics. We all have them and they are nearly as reliable as fingerprints. Once you develop some skill at this, you’ll be able to recognize a troll under a new identity within two or three posts. It doesn’t hurt that they always gravitate towards the same bugaboos no matter what identity they present.
  8. Join forces with the troll’s other targets. You are probably not his first or only target. Comparing notes will almost always prove informative and multiple complainants make it impossible for the troll to claim it is a “he said, she said” situation or to blame everything on you once you bring the situation to the attention of third parties.
  9. Once you have the troll’s IP address, research the cyberstalking laws in their legal jurisdiction. Most communities consider cyberstalking to be a felony and penalties tend to be steeper than you probably expect. Jail sentences of up to 5 years and fines in the five digits are common.
  10. Don’t bother with threats and warnings. The troll habitually makes empty threats himself, so he’s not going to take yours seriously.
  11. Don’t pay undue attention to the troll’s assertions. Given that he is on your site under a false identity, why would you believe anything he says? Observe how trolls are very quick to claim entirely factual statements made by you and others are lies; this is psychological projection on their part.
  12. Don’t bother contacting his friends, employer, and family except to gather more information. They already know something is off about the troll and are accustomed to turning a blind eye to his activities. They will be very reluctant to cooperate in any way and may even try to put you off the trail. For example, Yama’s friend Emma lied to me about knowing him when I contacted her, and if she hadn’t overdone the fake sympathy I might have even bought it. Don’t be upset with them, after all, they know him and they don’t know you. Just don’t expect assistance from them or to be able to use them to put any pressure on him. Again, you’re not dealing with a normal individual here. Never forget that.
  13. Expect the troll to try to spin the situation as you harassing him as the net tightens. This is actually a very good sign of progress. It means that he is frightened and that his confidence has been shaken. Trolls like to think of themselves as the cunning masters of the situation, so the switch to helpless victim role marks a significant change. It also confirms that you are dealing with a genuinely aberrant psychology, as no normal individual would ever reach the same conclusion.
  14. Don’t contact the police until you have prepared a succinct summary of the troll’s activity on your site, dating back to the documented beginning, and organizing the various evidence in detail to be available upon request. The summary that I sent to the Marshfield police was only two pages long, but included a description of what additional information I could provide. If possible, provide multiple summaries, from as many of the troll’s other targets as possible. These summaries will not only articulate the complaint, but will save the police a considerable amount of time in substantiating it. Th easier you make it for them to do their job, the sooner they are likely to do it. The detective who addressed Yama’s case specifically commented on how useful the summaries were to his investigation.
  15. Before you call the relevant police department, check their website and see if they have an officer or a department specializing in online crimes. Most do. Those are the only officers to whom you should talk, as their colleagues tend to regard computers as akin to magic and beyond their ability to address.
  16. Be prepared to press charges, but be open to the possibility of other desirable outcomes. The objective should not be vengeance, but simply to end the trolling. For the most part, trolls are disturbed and damaged individuals; the primary reason they have the time to wage their bizarre campaigns is because they are not normally functioning adults with responsibilities.
  17. Above all, don’t be afraid. The troll is targeting you because he hates the fact that other people think you matter and he feels he does not in comparison. He’s trying to bring you down to his level, to enmesh you in his petty hatred and fear. Don’t permit him to do that. Remember that people snipe from cover because they are too psychologically weak to dare engaging in open and direct confrontation.
UPDATE: Yama surfaced here. Several people spotted him and it’s been reported.
Posted on January 15, 2015 by VD
Tagged Troll Ban
 
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