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okay so, basically, i don't want it to be a "girls rule, boys drool" sort of situation nor do i want the opposite; like, female characters should face challenges because of their gender sometimes, but they should also have power and agency, not just as individuals, but within the setting as a whole. i dont expect a utopia but im not big on grimdark sexism-fest or olde timey women-belong-in-the-kitchen attitudes either.


Alright, so, mi nuh want it fi be like a "gyal dem rule, bwoy dem drool" kinda vibe, nor di opposite neither. Like, mi want di female characters dem fi face some challenges because dem a woman, yeh, but dem fi have power an' agency too, not just as individuals, but in di whole setting. Mi nuh expect no perfect utopia, but mi nuh really into dat grimdark sexism overload or dem old-school "woman fi stay inna di kitchen" attitudes either, y'know.
 
I have been contemplating this question for a while now, for I grapple with the multifaceted and careful factors within the Exotic Bully Community. I believe that if we can Inbreed one dog 4 times (4x in this scenario), we can look into several factors that can maximize the safeness of the young around these more aggressive breeds. Here are some of the key questions I often consider when I consider this action; as there are downsides to inbreeding animals like these dogs:
  1. The importance of Pitbull varieties - While the term encompasses several dog types like American Pitbull Terriers and Staffordshire Bull Terriers, it's clear that their reputation for being tough is not without merit. However, when inbreeding them twice, they are shown to have aggressiveness dumb-down exponentially. If you were to inbreed them an additional 2 times, the aggressive genetics might be recessive enough to negate any hostility to any newcomers to the family.,
  2. What is the the purpose to SlamMaxing these Studs? Despite our primary goal is to provide additional safety to children, we must consider additional benefits when it comes to 4x inbreeding these studs. When researching this topic, I have uncovered a community of breeders (often called CumSlangers) who have made massive headwind in profit when it comes to inbreeding these bullies. I view this as a net positive for if we can maximize the CumSlinging Industrial Complex (CSIC), we can see a downward correlative of violence within the bully community.,
  3. Will Inbreeding these studs have a effect on their temperament? As we have seen with humans, inbreeding can incur massive changes in temperament. Though in this case we can argue that since these studs will have low-center mass, they will be easier to deal with and manage.,
  4. Ethical implications? Dawg, we're here to CumSling some studs to SlamMax them, not to pontificate about muh ethical outcomes.,
Concluding this thought experiment, I see that there are only benefits.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Guess I am a "retarded hole" for thinking the website ooperator was sincere in his sympathy for women. Behold the 180 heel turn as trannies are defeated, TERF allies are no longer needed and the incel/anime gamer crowd is suddenly the one thought more favorably to align with in preparation for Goober Gate 2. Enjoy losing this one too cause moids are retarded and have learned nothing.
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Mesa tinkin’ meesa a “retarded hole” for believin’ da website ooperator was true-true in his sympathy for da ladies. Oh no, lookie-lookie! A big 180 heel turn! Da trannies get defeated, and now da TERF allies no needed no more. Da incel/anime gamer crowd, dey suddenly da ones he wanna pal with, gettin’ ready for Goober Gate 2. Yousa gonna lose dis one too, ‘cause moids bein’ so bombad foolish and learnin’ nothin’ at all!
 
Again, this isn't keeping the status quo, this is making a change to it. If it was just keeping the status quo nobody would care as it's what they've consistently done. Likewise the point of discussion with these sorts of topics isn't to convince, it's to discuss why this would even be seen as a sensible thing to do to maximize profit because as I said, it seems weird to change something that nobody took issue with when consumers are known to be averse to unnecessary retcons. Yes the goal is to make as much money as possible, but simply stating the goal ignores the reasoning behind why certain actions are decided on, and in the case of a franchise that is largely static it is note worthy when changes to those static elements are made(which this is even though you're arguing they're doing it to keep the status quo). Unpopular decisions are discussed because they seem like they potentially might end up working against the obvious goal of the company of maximizing profit, this specific example I agree will be of basically no impact, but so many times I see that argument trotted out for things that actually are impactful and are measurable failures financially when the question of "why did they think this would be a good idea" arises. I'm definitely ranting more on this topic than something this small warrants but I've already typed this up.

TBH as just a post the main thing I'd say about it is that it was an attempt at generating an unobjectionable statement that was flubbed due to overly sanitized language and given interactions between sexes being such a heavily politicized matter in recent time they really should have just steered clear of the topic as any statement pisses off one small camp or another, Go for traditional romantic damsel in distress dynamic and you piss of the feminists, imply that Mario is basically Peach's beta orbiter and you piss off the more traditionalist crowd for bending the knee. The only winning move was not to play which they failed to do and why they are being criticized for it. There are lots of political minefields but they can still be avoided.
 
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
 
Verily, I deem myself a "foolish chasm" for believing the master of the website was true in his compassion for womankind. Lo, behold the sudden reversal, as the tide turns against the transfolk, and allies of the TERF cause are no longer courted. Now, the incel and anime gaming throng findeth favor, as they align for the coming of Goober Gate the Second. Rejoice, for thou shalt lose this battle also, as men be witless and have gleaned naught from past follies.
 
Total Retard War has changed.

It's no longer about fair gaming journalism, feminists, or the Jews. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by spergs and retards.

Total Retard War--and it's consumption--has become a well-oiled machine.

Total Retard War has changed.

ID-tagged skitsos carry ID-tagged memes, use ID-tagged electronics. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.

Genetic control, information control, emotion control, meme control…everything is monitored and kept under control.

Total Retard War…has changed.

The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from autists of mass destruction, and he who controls the internet, controls history.

Total Retard War…has changed.

When the internet is under total control, Total Retard War becomes routine.
 
I associate listening to Sublime with a very specific type of person: guy who works some low-level job [retail, fast food, dishwashing, gas station clerk, etc] and consistently goes to work so fucking stoned that he is damn-near in a psychotic state, has like 6 big ass dogs [probably pit bulls] living in his falling-apart mobile home built in the '70s [the big boat looking ones] with two cars that haven't run since the mid 90s parked in his overgrown yard. Basically only has a job because he's constantly on the razor's edge of getting fired for poor attendance. Sometimes he doesn't drive at all but if he does drive, his license is suspended and he drives a clapped out Buick with tint on every window [poorly applied, peeling with a bunch of air bubbles] that barely runs, sounds like a Harley Davidson motorcycle due to running open headers [the exhaust system rotted off] and he can barely afford gas but has a $400+ subwoofer in his shitbox that he blasts loud enough to rattle shit off of his neighbors walls. Whether he drives or not, he will frequently ask people for a lift because his shitbox died again or because his license is revoked and says he will give you gas money but never does, instead offering you a dimebag of the shittiest weed you've ever seen. Constantly asks to borrow money, never pays you back, bitches about how his electricity got shut off because he didn't pay the bill but he somehow always has plenty of money to support his ounce a day pot habit. If he has a girlfriend she's either super fat and annoying or tweaker skinny, probably named something like Samantha, Krystal, Nevaeh or Holly. You can smell him coming at 30 yards away and he smells like a pot plant if it somehow had armpits. Yard is absolutely full of dog shit that nobody makes any effort to pick up.

He also bitches constantly about how the local police "profile" him or hate him due to previous encounters, but really he has a pot leaf bumper sticker and a pot leaf tat on his neck and every cop in town knows that if they pull him over [because he's doing 25mph under the speed limit and obstructing traffic] it's a guaranteed DUI. He probably also listens to ICP, Korn, Kottonmouth Kingz and a bunch of rappers nobody else on Earth has ever heard of. Claims that he is totally not addicted or that "cannabis is my medicine bro" or "it's just a plant dude" but gets in weekly fights with his old lady if his check is short due to missing work because he can't smoke pot every hour on the hour. Walks the tightrope between small town/rural wigger and burnout hippie and his mobile home's windows and doors are hanging open 24/7 allowing every insect in a 20 mile radius into his house, including houseflies attracted by the dog shit and moldering mounds of garbage that the neighborhood cats shredded and have strewn across his entire yard. Has cockroaches too, bitches about them constantly, does nothing to get rid of them. Dogs get out on a daily basis and as a result he posts daily "my dog Apollo got out again bro let me know if you see him" updates on Facebook. Probably hangs out with a shit-ton of minors that he sells pot to on the side and has probably at some point committed statutory rape.
 
The most verbose version of the Lidl copypasta yet:

Forsooth, I deem myself a most lamentable and witless chasm, a veritable abyss of folly, for entertaining the notion that the keeper of this digital demesne, this so-called website operator, did profess a sincerity in his tendered compassion toward the fairer sex. Behold, O gentle reader, the prodigious volte-face, a full revolution of one hundred and eighty degrees, as those of transgendered disposition are vanquished in the lists of contention! The allies of the faction known as TERF, once held in esteem, are now cast aside as superfluous, their utility expended. In their stead, the ignoble throng of incels and devotees of the animated tales called anime, those gamers of fantastical realms, are suddenly adjudged the more favorable company with which to align, in preparation for that second tumult known as Goober Gate. Rejoice, then, in the certainty of yet another ignominious defeat, for these moids, these base and addle-pated knaves, have gleaned naught from their prior follies and remain steadfast in their doltishness.
 
Death Stranding 2 – A masterpiece the west will never understand:

10/10

When the credits rolled I stood up and clapped. For a whole minute straight. My hands were red by the end and I didn’t care. I think I even shouted something but I can’t remember because my head was spinning. You ever finish something and just know deep down it’s bigger than you? Yeah. That.

Kojima… I don’t even know how to describe what this man is. He’s so much more than just a game director, he’s like if Kubrick, Tarkovsky, and Plato somehow merged into one person and decided to make video games. There are moments here that feel like they belong in the Louvre. The way the camera just… holds on someone’s face, or the way the rain slows everything down, I don’t know how to explain it without sounding insane.

I cared about these characters in a way that’s almost embarrassing to admit. Like they’re real. Like I could text them right now and they’d text back. Fragile’s voice shakes? I’m suddenly blinking way too fast. Sam falls in the mud? My chest tightens like I’m the one who just hit the ground.

People are going to call it slow or boring. Same thing happened with the first one. Western gamers want instant explosions, a dopamine IV drip straight into their brains. This isn’t that. This is the kind of thing you sit with. You think about it when you’re lying in bed. You remember certain scenes days later and just stare at the ceiling like… damn.

The landscapes are ridiculous. You hit a ridge and the whole horizon opens up and the music hits and it’s like something in your brain just clicks. It’s not even about “graphics,” it’s about how it feels. I kept stopping just to spin the camera and soak it in.

By the end I felt exhausted in the best way possible. Like I’d actually been somewhere. Lived through something. I don’t care if that sounds dramatic because this game deserves every ounce of it.

10/10. And I hate to sound elitist, but if you didn’t like it, or god forbid you’re one of the people who thinks and tells others it’s bad, I genuinely feel sorry for you for missing out on such an important and intelligent video game.
 
In the year 2281, the United Kiwi Government and the Principalities of Tranny concluded a cease fire agreement ending a war that lasted for half a century.

One year has passed since that agreement...

The 18th sneeding party reported that the Tranny capital "HRT" has been captured by an army of unknown origin.

The United Kiwi Government decided to dispatch an army to Tranny to retake the capital and rescue the citizens.

However, the true purpose of this operation was to bring Tranny under Kiwi control, once the mysterious army was eliminated.

This fact was never made public...
 
Navy SEAL copypasta in Icelandic:

Hvað í fjandanum sagðir þú um mig, litla tík? Ég læt þig vita að ég útskrifaðist efstur í mínum flokki hjá Navy Seals, og ég hef tekið þátt í fjölmörgum leynilegum árásum á Al-Kaída, og ég hef yfir 300 staðfestar dráp. Ég er þjálfaður í skæruliðastríði og er besti leyniskyttan í öllum bandaríska hernum. Þú ert ekkert fyrir mig nema bara enn eitt skotmarkið. Ég mun þurrka þig út með nákvæmni sem aldrei hefur sést áður á þessari jörð, taktu mark á orðum mínum. Heldur þú að þú komist upp með að segja þennan skít um mig á netinu? Hugsaðu aftur, aumingi. Á meðan við tölum er ég að hafa samband við leynilegt net njósnara minna um Bandaríkin og IP-talan þín er að verða rakin núna, svo þú skalt betur búa þig undir storminn, maðkur. Storminn sem þurrkar út þetta auma litla líf sem þú kallar þitt. Þú ert fokking dauður, krakki.
 
Courtesy of this particular 2025er...

How long have you been this stupid? When, precisely, did your stupidity start? Did you gradually get more stupid over time? Or did you just get full blown stupid at once? Do you enjoy being stupid? Or would you rather you weren't so stupid? How do your parents feel about stupidity? Are they also stupid? Is your stupidity genetic? Do you have stupid little friends? And a stupid little car? Is your dog less stupid than you? Does your dog teach you tricks? Or are you too stupid to learn tricks? Do you ever take advantage of how stupid you are? Or do you just kind of go with the flow all stupid like?
 
y a t s said:
Mesa tinkin’ meesa a “retarded hole” for believin’ da website ooperator was true-true in his sympathy for da ladies. Oh no, lookie-lookie! A big 180 heel turn! Da trannies get defeated, and now da TERF allies no needed no more. Da incel/anime gamer crowd, dey suddenly da ones he wanna pal with, gettin’ ready for Goober Gate 2. Yousa gonna lose dis one too, ‘cause moids bein’ so bombad foolish and learnin’ nothin’ at all!
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Argh, I be a "daft bilge rat" fer believin' the website captain was true in his pity fer the lasses. Avast, witness the full rudder swing as them trannies be scuttled, TERF mates be no longer needed, and the incel/anime gamer crew be the ones now favored to sail with, readyin' fer Goober Gate 2. Savor yer defeat again, ye scurvy moids, fer ye’ve learned naught and be daft as a barrel o’ bilgewater!
 
u no waht gusy
guys
listern guys
i knw you cant type
but i need to pour my heart out a lil bit
u can call me
a pussy nice
damn that pussy ince
nice
u can cal me this or that
but maybe
maybe this will help smeone out there
atleast one person
cuz this wrold is fucking fucekd up
we live in a FUCEKD up world
let me get my thoughts together
sec
hey guys can anyone dm me and confirm yall can see this please @everyone
i wanna maek sure im not talking ot my self haha
ONE
person
messaged me
isnt that weird?
u no what im stil gonna fuckign commit
not that
NO
commit to this story or wehatever im about to d o
liste nguys
let me get my thoughts together , u no somethign
something i have always wanted to dio
and stil want t o do
even tho u might see the ciomlpete oppisite
is help people
somethgn about helping people and making someones fucking day
feels realy fuckin good and im not trying to make my self look or sound bettyer at all
im just being honest
i wanna help poeple
u no
So anyways
let me get my thoughts together im sorry guys
im about to cry really fucking hard
but this is those times
that are rel
real
and raw
and actualy help peoplpe
fuck wat society tells u
yn what i mkean
ok one sec
i first of all
want to say i am so fuckign sorry
to nyone
ive hurt
or ive made feel worse
i have and can
be a complete fuckign dick
head
and i know that
i get it u no
i have fucking problwems
childhood trauma
fuckign u name it
jail
durgs
driugs
unfaithful unloyal people
partners
whatever
but yo i mean this wehen i say this
WAIT WTF
wfff
man
how hte ufck ]
i
wanna help
ppl
with my platform
its honestly why i started doing it
iveawlays liekd to
entertain people
and maek others around me happy
me tho?
not so much
(maybe if a milf was giving me a bj or something )
but i ve always put others around me befoer mysel f
liek always
cause since i was even
l;ike little
like young yong
man
ive awlasy seen the world
for what it is
a fucked up
dark oplace man
it really is
i wnat everyone to know ,
anyone out there
in this server
That if youre struggliugn with sometihng man! It can and will get better bro
not only that
but i assuree
u
that this guy
or that girl u think got it togerther is happy
i doubt it man
im just tryna say
we are ALL going thru something
some more scary, and darker than others worse tha others watever
but there realy is hope man!!!
i dont wanna sound cheesy or dumb
but listen man
When you stop letting people around u control
ur emotions
and yooooooooooooooooooo
i get it
that shit is hard
when yous top doing that
bro
thats
when you can find happiness
self loev
self love
i got a video i just thought of ill show u guys rq
and i promise u guys
im just trying to help
im not doing this for my own
self image
ora nyhting lek that
bro
i got arrrested
for hitting my dad
for durg possesion
liek dude
i pnched ohles iunmy fucking walls
lots of holes

i dont realy haev the best
background or persona
u no but trust me
i have been tru alot of shit man
anyways wathct his ]
watch this
)H FUC K
OH UFCK
FUCK
This song that just started playing
is so fucking good yo
anyways
not wath i watned to sahow u
throw that song on rq
if u want
aand it makes mee feeel soo fine i camnt cotroll
my bad
im tryin to find it holdon guys
morgan freeman
is a wise man
maybe i shold post tis one
hmm
holdon guys
l;em c
ay
can i get a 🔥 react if morgan freeman is a beast @everyone
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ty
ohp shit
thers alot of yal here
man
god dman]
holy
damn
thnak u guys
ayo
i am seriously
sorry
giuys
fopr
hopw ive been
and what ive been doing
and treating yall
like fr
im fucking sorry guuyss
i am fucking sorry
oholy shit
breatheboss
breahte lol
sec
hoky fuck man
holy
i was sitting here preaching to yall
now
morgan freeman
i sfucking putting me on fucking game
bro i need to her this man
fr
be a real person
and listen and try ot understand
and relate to thi sguys
4 mins
can yall listen to it
for 4 mins ?'

plz
ty
plz
let it try to help u
this mgiht be a lil weird to some
but u no waht !!
i KNOW
how fucked up
and how fucked up peple are nowadsy@!

everyting
morals
ufkcing vlaues
evertying is fucked up
listen
listenn
to mr moragan
morgna
fuckmyilfe morgan
BOUDNARIES
BOUNDARIES ARE IMPORTANT
if anyone
and i mean ANYONE
thas in your ilfe
if they
make u feel worse
or they dont make u feel better
trus that
gut feeling
and know
that their opinion doesnt matter
its all wihti n
sec
no
i juststarted guys
just bareee
with me
i am going to be BALLIGN
by the time im done weriting here
i am gonna fucign cryign my eryes out
cuz im gmonna stop beign a bitch
and i wanna no
that tihngs can get better
and that u
r
not
alone
IF UR strugglgin bro
i fucking prmioise u dog
i promise
u
ur n ot aloner
AT ALL
WERE ALL FIGHTING A FUKING BATTLE MAN
OK
IFUCK ING MEAN THAT
OK I FUCKING PROMISE U MAN
u7 no
u no
people may ask me
or have asked
me
austin
when did thigns get bad
when did things
start going downhill
tbhh
this all started in 6th grade
just bare wiht me man
im tryin to help ppl
ok
when i went from elemantary school
to middle school
everyting
in my life
and how i felt
bout my self
holdo n
l;et me get my thoughs together
ight
so ya
in 6th grade
u could say
i started to get influenced
istead
istead
of being the influencer
what i mean by that is basicaly
i became a follower ( and if u relate to this or self identify wiht anythiug like this )
it can
AND WILL change
and sihft
shift to becoming moer a leader again
or something ike taht
so
idk where img ettin g at with this
really
at all
mmy brain
is fucking fried bro
we lal nkow it is
all kniow iti si
in and out
but
i can tell u this
and i fucing promise
u this
i used to be genuielly HAPPY
i wsa HAPYP
when was i hapy?
a long ass fucin time ago bro
but WHAT made me hapy?
when i let LOVE IN man
when i let POELPE in
and i started being REAL wiht my self
and cried
whe ni wanted ot cry
and got mad
when i wante to get mad ]
and didnt let fear
control everything in my life bro
liek dude
we are all
battling
a fuckign spiritual battle
rn
i fucking prmoise bro
theer is so muc pressuer
presusre
and all sorts of terirble
tbh
EVIL
things
in this world
always have been
but def wrose than ever
but
holdomn
io mean im just fuckin
ramblin now
but just look at
how the world is
being real
and honest
is literally
belittled
and found as weak
ok holdon
im fucking losing my thoghts
fk my life bor
bro
here
who is still here react wit it
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yoo
nice
ok
yall are prob
like
thsi dude
is fucking fried
and out of hs mind
its not wrong
man
ifeel so numb
i am in
and out
if ther is ONE thing
that i can recocmend
to anyone
tahts yo0nger than me
or
that looks up to me
in any way
or wahtever
that is struggling
DO NMOT
DO NOT BRo
i fucking mean
DO NOT
start using
ANY SORT OF DRUG
or substance
why u may ask?
well
me perosnally
i started to hate my life
right wheni began to start using drugs
al i can say
is that
drugs
haev taken
many
many fucking years fro mme
that iw ont geg back
its not to late ever
to quit
but lemme tell u man
that mothejrfucker
will hold aGRIP on you
for or can be A LOGN
fucking TIME
longg
time
bro
im telling u right now
if u are not miserable
if u r not depressed
do not
DO NOT EVER TRY A FUCKIGN DRUG MAN
OR ALCOHO L
ifi could go back ]
and do itt different
ur damm right i would bro
this shit has changed me
mad em edifferent
and ufcked my head up
permanetly
but anwyasy
i dont want pityim rtying to help
those
\that arent into them
or have tried them
like i fucing promise u bro
ntophing good ccomes fro it
from it
jails
institutions
and deaths my dudes
ip romise
yiou
itll lead u
to those three places
I PROMISE
They wil take EVRYTING
FROM U
EVERYRTHTIGN
EVERYTINGGGGG

EVERYTHING BRO

I MEAN
EVERYTING
ur relationships
ur moiney ur fcukgin peaec
ur state of mind
just plz
D o ur self the favor
have the fuckgin balls
t osay no
\i dont need that
or i dont wanna try that
bro
mi telling u
im TELLING U youre bettero ff
better of
but
thas just one thing
what about relationdships
getitng a girlfriend
finding a partner
trusting somebody
that shit is hella fuckin hard man
especially mwoadays
nowadays
sec
u gys
guys wanna hear something really fucking sad ?

like really sad
i fucking ruined
my moms lifer
i ruined mydads lief
sorta
i mos def
ruined my moms ilfe
life
adn yoo
that siht
fucking hurts dog
i mean
that shit is fucking sad man
i wil never ever get to repay my mom
and maek up to my mom
for all the BULLSIHT
IVE put her thru
cuase of my self ishness
its fuckign sad man
it really fucking hurts dude
holy crap
in eed to breahte holdon guysim panicing rn

u no man
i used to make my mo m
or just ppl in general
happy m,an
i actually dont knw
how to do that anymore
it fuckin sucks ass man
never settle
guys
fr
NEVER SETTLE
KEEP FUCKIGN STRIVING MAN
KEEP FUCIGN PUSHIGN
KEE PGOING
IT CAN GET BETTER MAN
U WANT IT TO GET B ETETR
IT CAN
AND IT WILL
LIEF
LIFE
IS YOUR FUCKIGN OYSTER MAN
IT REALLY IS MNA
man
TRY TO LOOK FOR THE GOOD IN PEOPLE ,
NOT THE BAD
oh ya
Serenity prayer
lord
and
imnot religous
at all realklky
spiritual if anyhting but
God
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.
That
is some good shi right there
im a get drink man
i want yall to know
that im fuckign done setttl;ing
im gona keep pushin
i want yall to know
also know
wait what
that
thigns acn gett better
and if u need siomeine to tali to
or if u think
that theres n oo ne
no one
out there
tha actyually acres
cars
cares just no ther are many ppl
that feel the same way
message me
and i know
im bad
a t messaign back
but
hit me up anytieme
we can help eachiother man
fr
we need ot fuckign hl;p eachtoiher out
man
instead of making ppl feel worse

and downing ppl
fr
that shit is cowardly
and solves nothing
anwyays
im thirstty as snit
shit
i might doa discor dstage whe i get bac
did yal hear what happende btw?
twitch banned me
for aw eek
i forgot my webcam was on and i walked back into
my room after aa shower COMPLETLY FUCKING NAKED
ADN TOTALY FORGOT
BAM
BAM!!!!!!
1 week ban
( they put in the email that they liked the shape and size of my cocK )
but i should nt shaer that with ya ll
share
sorry
brb
thirsty
AS FUCK
JK BTW
It was
for liek
hate speech
loliroiuc
ironic af
Spreadig loev now eh
lOVE ME BABY
LOEV ME
ok brb

trying to smoke a cig
cantfind a lgihter
sec guys
ok guys
whos stil lwiht me let me get a react 💪
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excellent
im
about to touch on a very
very
whops
im
about to touch on
forreal now
forreal
a very touchy subject
ok ?
i mean tihs is very touchy
and SCARY
and i UNDWERSTAND
AND I GET IT
AND I JUS WANT TO ASSURE U OK
so
Wereon discord rgiht now
riht
this is disord
discord
ok
theer is a
lot
of
baddddd
and evil
stuff
going on in disord
ESPECIALLY DISCORD
even more so
than like eerywhere i wanna say
and let me tel u
thee are lot
of people
just like u
this kinda goes for the females more
ik this is kina weird
i just wann kno
and assuer
and maybehelp one person out theere
u no
but i
Know
theres ALOT if not almost ALLLL
females that are on discord..
they
aer
are
being controlled
by who u may ask?
FEAR MOGERING COWARD PUSS BAG PIECE OFFUCKIGN SIHT HOLEs
I MEAN U THINK That
BOSSMAN
ME
IM A BAD PERSO N NONOONONO
LET ME TELL U SOMET UHIGN
IUN THIS DAY AND AGE
DIDU no
let me run this by u guys
did u no
what perecnt
lemme ask
what perecent
of pornstars
do u think
are doign it
free willingly
?
no one camn type
but i can tell u
ITS NOT MANY
how many % of females
on discord
do ut ink
think
are being THREATENED
BLACK MAILEDF
AND AL OF THE ABOVe
Me ?
i fi ahd to asnsweer
that
if i turly had to answer
and guess
id say 80%
minimum
of girls
that rae
are
m,aybe 35
30 yrs old or yougner
80%
are being controlled
trafficked
threatneed
and blackmailed
by someone
that has thir info omn hte internet!
LISTEN THIS
SUBEJCT
SUBJECT
DOES FUCKIGN NOT !!@
IT DOES NT
NOT
GET TALKED ABOU ENOUGH
IT DOESNT
IT DOESNT GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH
TIHS IS A VER YYYY COMMON PROBLEm
PEOLPE ARE SACRED
SCARED
OF OTER PPL
THESE FUKCIN PRED ATORS
CRIMINALS
ONLINE THAT
PRESSURE BLACK MAIL AND CONTROL WOMEN LET ME TLEL U
TELL U
THERE IS HOPE
IDK HOW EXCATLY
OR WHY
BUT
I WILL PRAY FOR U ANY ONE THAT IS GOING THRU THIS I SOME WHAT GET IT
I SOME WHAT UNDERSTAND
WHY UR SCARED
TOG ET HELP
OR TO SEEK HE)LP Expose
thjis
expose this nude
expose this address
expose this videeo
THEY MADE U DO
I GET IT
BUT LET ME TEL U SOMETHIGN
THIS
SHOULD
BE TALKED ABOUT MOER AND NEVER
EVER BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
IF U
ARE A MALE DOING TIHS KINDA SHIT IWANT LET U NO
UR A FUCKIGN PUISSy
A LOSER
A FUCKIGN COWARD
AND U SHOULD NOT
U SGHOLD NIOT
FUCIN breathe
the same fucking air as us that dont do this kinda bull fucing shit
ur fuckign weirtd
and karma
will get u
KARMA WILL GET U RWIERD ASSES
I PROMISE
FUCKING LOSERS
THAT SIHT MAKES ME S OFUCKIGN AGNERY MAN
I WANNA FUCKING U N OWAHT
THEY SOULD NTB EABILEVC
THEY SHOULD NOT BE ABILEV
AVIVe
fr
ANyways
brb
i remember on
one of those call of duty games
when a map was loading up
theyd have those quotes on the sceren
one alwas
always
alwaysss
stood out to em
me
and resonated with me
trying to find it
something ilke this
those that SCARE you
are most likely
scared themselves
and have to put that onto soeone else
so if i can encourage anybody today
i want you to know
that you can stop letting them win
wheoever it may be
it can fix
it can change
and u need to realize
that they
are the weak ones
just
really think abou tthta
that
y0o guys i wanna start doin someting
i wanna start every week start not really preach but maybe just do like an hour a week go live and try to spit some knowledge orENCOURAGE maybe MOTIVATE SOME OF U GUYS , if u would attend or show up please react to this wiht a 🙏 @everyone
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just
sit there
and actualy
try to maek a difference u no
im sick of setttling
im sick of aot of tigns tbh
im sick of mrs milf next door
not letting me hit
im sick of
poelpe thinking their bettter than me
or people that think its ok to belittle me
fuck that shit
iw anna startt
motivating
u guys
help
spread fuckign love man
u no
soudns corny
But atleast i speak my mind
and that
is sometign u cant deny
BOSSMAN SPEAKS HIS MIND
DAM THATYP USS YNICE
DAMN THAT PUSSY WAS ICNCREDBLE
brb
im coming ms smith holdon
ok rant over
lesso nover
sermon over
if theres anyting
i want u to take from this
well
i hope taht u take
from this
or i can encourage u to do
is two things
three thigns
1 ) be BRAVE ENough to stand up or yourself and to not LET ANYONE CONTROL U NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT FUCK THAT PUSS y
2) Take every risk u can
i mean e
every mil fu see
,milf
take a chance
take ar isk
she mgiht show u her tits
u neer fuckgn no
never
and 3 )
uhlets see
just ahve the courage
to stand up for yoursefl
cuz i promise
not only does that drasitcally improve self estee
it feels good
and its moer RESPECTYED
RESPECTEd
atleast by real ones
u no
this day and age
we have a lotttt
of followers
band wagoners
shit iw as there
too
i wore the fuckign
nike slides
logn socks
gym shorts
nike fuckign shirt
hig hschool if u no u n
no
anwyays
just try and be courageous enough
to be
your own entity
your own person
ur own thang u no
the world
really
really really is your oyster
u can manifest
alot more than u mgiht thnik u can do
there are alot of
thigns
and stuff
taht can be aquired and a cocmplished
i fuw ant it
bad enough get it man
and u no waht i wabnt
a fucign cig
soim going to the garage
now go on
be a band wagon
and maek fun of me wit ur friends now
go on u no u gott a do it
but no
deep down
that i did
in fact
fuck
ur wife
last summer
and i filmed it
OK lOVE yal
jk btw
love yal man
i hope this helped
even a single persn
if it didnt
oh well
didnt hurt me at all
helped if anyting
love all
yall
gonna
comnstruct
contstruct
and organize
the discord a lotm oer
tongiht
juts letting yall no
ok cya guys l;ove yall
might be live sopon
fucing starving
thisrstyu
starving thirsrty
h*\
etc
lool
brb
react wiht a ❤️ if youre a beast and u gonna make tomorrow y obitch
im making
the milf
next dor
m,ine
and im maign her some bacn son
brbb
i wana also mention
and i nkow
iget it
motivational jack
spirtual fucing
MOTIVATIONAL JAC l
JACK
ya thats me
i wanna mention
that even tho
my shoes are big
my cock is mos def not
cya guys
siup gang @everyone
 
Di Word Turn Flesh

From di start, di Word was deh, an’ di Word was wid God, an’ di Word was God. Him was deh wid God from di get-go. Everyting come through Him; not a single ting get made widout Him. Life was in Him, an’ dat life was di light fi all people. Di light shine bright in di darkness, an’ di darkness couldn’t put it out.

Dem send a man name John from God. Him come fi bear witness, fi talk ‘bout dat light, so everybody could believe through him. John himself wasn’t di light; him just come fi point to di light.

Di true light, weh light up everybody, was comin’ into di world. Him was in di world, an’ though di world get made through Him, di world neva know Him. Him come to Him own people, but dem neva accept Him. Still, all who did accept Him, who believe in Him name, Him give dem di right fi turn God pickney—pickney born not from blood, or man’s choice, or husband’s will, but born from God.

Di Word turn flesh an’ come live among us. We see Him glory, di glory of di one an’ only Son, who come from di Father, full a grace an’ truth.

(John testify ‘bout Him, bawlin’ out, “Dis a di one mi was talkin’ ‘bout when mi say, ‘Him who come after mi gone past mi, ‘cause Him was before mi.’”) From Him fullness, we all get grace pon grace. ‘Cause di law come through Moses, but grace an’ truth come through Jesus Christ. Nobody neva see God, but di one an’ only Son, who is God Himself an’ tight wid di Father, Him mek God known.
 
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Where do you find the biggest rocks on Earth? Space.
If we go into space and find a rock bigger than the biggest rock on Earth, and we bring that rock back to Earth it will be the biggest rock on Earth. There is no need to keep looking for big rocks, since I have already found the biggest rock on Earth. Even if you find that one, I will bring a bigger one from space so I will still always be the person who has found the biggest rock on Earth.
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More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the eggers at one point. Officers respond quickly to every egging call at the home -- which is less than a mile from the police station. Both Clemens and detectives are at a dead end when it comes to suspects. Clemens had suspicions about a young man across the street who confronted him a couple years ago and asked him to stop calling police about suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Clemens said that he had started calling police more often as he noticed more crime -- mostly suspected drug activity. Another neighbor Clemens suspected was ruled out when officers saw him standing outside as an attack occurred in the presence of police. Investigators have taken several different approaches to nabbing the eggers, including installing a surveillance camera on the house. Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there. Clemens says the culprits either have access to a large supply of eggs or are stealing them from businesses that throw them out when they go bad. Detectives have followed this thread, visiting local restaurants and businesses asking about missing eggs. They've also tried collecting fingerprints from eggshells, but Houser said that's an impossible task. When an egg breaks, it releases proteins that destroy DNA. Officers have gone door to door questioning neighbors and handing out fliers. Nobody has come forward with any tips. "The person or people who are doing it have remained very tight-lipped apparently," Houser said. "I would imagine it would be hard to keep a secret of something that had been done hundreds of times and for nobody to step forward to talk about it." The guilty parties don't appear to be intimidated by police interest in the case. An officer last year was taking a report when a barrage of eggs was launched at the house. One hit him in the foot. Houser said he's never seen this level of vandalism in his 20 years of police work. It's frustrated the whole department, which has dedicated hundreds of hours toward solving the egging mystery. "The man hours put into that investigation were huge and one of the reasons it's so frustrating that we don't have somebody right now that we can criminally charge," Houser said. The culprits will face charges of felony vandalism and criminal damaging, Houser said. Additional charges could be tacked on if investigators find evidence that the attacks are a hate crime. The search continues Clemens is waiting until the perpetrators are caught before he repairs the tarnished siding. His insurance company is refusing to settle a claim until the guilty party is found. He said he used to clean up after each attack, but it became so frequent that he couldn't keep up. Police initially offered a $500 reward for information, but bumped it up to $1,000 after nobody came forward. That money is still up for grabs. "We're not going to let it go," Houser said. "We'll continue to put effort into it until we figure something out." Despite all the torment, Clemens said he'd never consider moving from his beloved home. "I like the neighborhood," Clemens said. "I like the city of Euclid. I would live and die in this house -- but it's been kind of a nightmare ya troon.
Get the fuck off this website and never return, you little bitch.
If i ever see you here again i will personally kill your entire bloodline (including the dead ones)
If i ever find out who you are I will contact your employer and have sex with them (only if they're female)
be warned, faggot.
I saw (name) at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
What I would give to kidnap [Insert Name] and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train Null to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a slobbermutt. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 07/24/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I decided to shoot as many as I could as quickly as I could. I did a fast draw, and shot with one hand (my right), pulling the trigger prior to the gun being aligned on the targets. All actual shots plus my draw time occurred easily within 1.6 seconds or less. This is not as difficult to do as some might think, and occasionally I give a description of the technique along with a re-enactment. The first shot hit Canty in the center of the chest. After the first shot my vision changed and I lost my sense of hearing. The second shot hit lightning fast Barry Allen in the upper rear shoulder as he was ducking (later the bullet was removed from his arm). The third shot hit the subway wall just in front of Cabey; the fourth shot hit Cabey in the left side (severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic). The fifth shot hit Ramseur's arm on the way into his left side. I immediately looked at the first two to make sure they were "taken care of," and then attempted to shoot Cabey again in the stomach, but the gun was empty. I thought Cabey was shot twice after reading a media account no shots missed; I had lost count of the shots and while under adrenaline I didn't even hear the shots or feel the kick of the gun. 'You don't look too bad, here's another', is a phrase I came up with later when trying to explain the shooting while I was under the impression that Cabey was shot twice. Cabey, who was briefly standing prior to the shooting, was sitting on the subway bench during all attempted shots. The others were standing. Shortly after the shooting my vision and hearing returned to normal.
 
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mandingus said:
You're all autistic, your special interest is stalking people, and you all project your own insecurities onto the people you stalk, and the reason you're so vicious and cruel with your takedowns is because you're projecting just how VILE you all are as specimens of humanity. You are all filled with the kind of self-loathing that is only ever useful to cult leaders who wish to use it for their own personal gain, and given that you all worship the ground upon which a pedophile like Joshua Moon walks, I'd wager that's a fairly accurate assessment.

Every day, I thank whatever god or entity or universal force that pushed me down a path far, FAR away from this place, and that I didn't end up a filthy degenerate like all of you. I count my blessings every day that I found people who taught me critical thinking and logic, who taught me to question and research and come to my own conclusions, instead of falling in with a crowd of hateful sheep. I count my blessings every day that I fell into a group of people where we respect and care for one another, where we support each other when we're down, where we stand for what's right, where we lift each other up instead of putting others down, defend rather than attack, protect instead of harm, love instead of hate.

You are all nothing more than an extinction burst. You are part of a dying movement, a dying ideology where hate reigns supreme, and the end result of such ideologies is always the same; complete and total ideological DEATH.
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Haven't seen the Wolfetone copypasta in a while:

That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 2873 Arlington Ave, Highland Park, IL 60035 USA. Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.
 
Null said:
As of Oct 4 I am still being tortured by filesystems. If you encounter errors, they are temporary. I am doing my best but computers are miserable. If you are considering a job in IT please just go into welding or something. There is no price worth sitting here arguing with AI about file compaction. It's all play pretend. None of this is real. It's photons on a platter. It means nothing. If I knew how to weld I'd take a blowtorch and cut my laptop in fucking half. Indians are going to take your job anyways. A blowtorch can weld a tank used to blow up Indians in a civil war.
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Argh, as o’ the 4th o’ October, I be still tormented by these cursed filesystems, matey! If ye stumble upon errors, they be but a fleeting squall. I be givin’ it me all, but these blasted machines be wretched as a storm-tossed bilge. If ye be ponderin’ a life in IT, abandon ship and take up weldin’ or some such trade! No treasure be worth this endless bickerin’ with AI over file compaction. It’s all a grand charade, nothin’ but smoke and mirrors—mere photons dancin’ on a platter, meanin’ naught. If I knew the art o’ weldin’, I’d grab a blowtorch and cleave me laptop clean in two, arr! The Indians’ll swipe yer job anyhow. A blowtorch can forge a tank to blast through foes in a civil war, by Davy Jones!
 
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