Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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It's kind of fun and kind of gross to see someone really go blindly into lolcow territory.

I'm new enough to think he can still pull back the reins from being a fun lawtube guy to being a subbornly degenerate attention whore but it's all so entertaining.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick doesn't realize that he's describing his own downfall:

Nick says he has only ever cared about people who "like watching me and laughing". No shortage of that here Nick, but I digress.

Nick claims that if he "pandered to some other audience (Nick) will 100% FUCK IT UP". Sounds like what he's doing right now since he's trying to leave lawtube (previous audience) and is now pandering to his locals/discord crowd (some other audience). In a tragic way, it's going as well as Nick predicted.

In the above clip Nick is speaking in the future tense and doesn't seem to realize its already happening. Nick lacks the fundamental understanding and respect for the content-creator/audience relationship of both sides being familiar (but not too personal) while staying relevant to the given topic. Instead, Nick seems more interested in creating a cult of personality, and the personality he has currently chosen is questionable at best.

 

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Nick I'm older than you.
You are a whining faggot who absolutely cares what people on the internet think.
Crying to viewers about how life is unfair. You really are a shit lawyer.
Lady Rackets will probably leave you because you can't get hard.

Our wife won't leave Nick for that. It's hard for a 40-something woman with sagging assets to find a new simp, and for now Nick's got the money and the sexual appetite to give her all the sodomy and cuckoldry she demands.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

So many things in Rackets' life are coming to an end.
He knows it.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light Rackets.

 

[Trianon]

He says that his ideology (lolbertarianism) now requires everyone to live as a radical, atomized individuals pursuing their craziest desires taking no heed of norms, commitments to family, opinions of others, morals, etc.

Isn't that what Jack Murphy did? Didn't he fully live out Nick's stated ideas? Shoudn't he be praised for not listening to the prudes/incels and doing his horny thing to the maximum extent? How about keffals? Nick's newest cope manifesto is literally the ethos of the transgender activists like keffals and amateur cuck pornographers like Mr. Murphy.

A true libertarian would log off and not rely on anyone else's opinions to justify their behavior. He's acting awfully dependent.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Quick question: Did anybody else hear this, and think of that infamous Destiny clip when he talks about his polyamorous relationship?

Like, how fucking hard is for Nick to say he's in a committed monogamous relationship, and they wouldn't cheat on each other for any reason?

Instead, he's talking about how she's high maintenance and bores easily. Is he implying nobody but him could have have a long term relationship with her, but they could maybe borrow her for an hour or so to test out a Balldo?

Every once in awhile, somebody will pop into this thread and bitch about how people are presenting theories and innuendo concerning their marriage, but Nick doesn't help matters when he talks like this. He practically invites it.

Diagnosis for Nick:

Agreed. Unfortunately Nick has shown that what he doesn't say can be as important as what he does say. Lies of omission vs commission and all that.

With the possibility of ED, I was thinking of Metokur's coverage of Wings on his Morning's with Metokur: Halloween stream.

The 1:18:05 mark onward shows interesting texts between Wing's wife and the guy she's banging (one of Wing's mods I think). She says they (she and Wings) never had sex because he's too fat. If Nick has some form of ED that is creating a physical barrier to penetrative sex then that would create a similar problem/solution for Kayla.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A true libertarian would log off and not rely on anyone else's opinions to justify their behavior. He's acting awfully dependent.

The people on kiwifarms give nothing but bad advice!

Can we call Nick "Niggerkieta" now? It's gonna be a few months 'for he's doing drive by shootings in his new car.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Agreed. Unfortunately Nick has shown that what he doesn't say can be as important as what he does say. Lies of omission vs commission and all that.

With the possibility of ED, I was thinking of Metokur's coverage of Wings on his Morning's with Metokur: Halloween stream.

The 1:18:05 mark onward shows interesting texts between Wing's wife and the guy she's banging (one of Wing's mods I think). She says they (she and Wings) never had sex because he's too fat. If Nick has some form of ED that is creating a physical barrier to penetrative sex then that would create a similar problem/solution for Kayla.

Please, address that man with his proper title of the Shoe Baron. It'd be hilarious if Nick got his own Shoe Baron to cuck him.

 

[Scary Bread]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

This idiot's gonna get himself and possibly other people killed. He's talked before about how much he sucks at driving in winter weather, too. Driving in snow and ice isn't hard, and it's only retards like him that send themselves sliding out of control into shit.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

This idiot's gonna get himself and possibly other people killed. He's talked before about how much he sucks at driving in winter weather, too. Driving in snow and ice isn't hard, and it's only retards like him that send themselves sliding out of control into shit.

They should test him for alcohol and drugs but it was probably a one vehicle collision or whatever so he will skate, pun intended.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

So what comes first in his new toy the wreck, the speeding ticket, or the DUI?

Called it #wreckt
You’ve had the thing like 48 hours man

 

[feral cat #6385]

Our wife won't leave Nick for that. It's hard for a 40-something woman with sagging assets to find a new simp, and for now Nick's got the money and the sexual appetite to give her all the sodomy and cuckoldry she demands.

You assume women in general are logical. That is a mistake. Especially with this one.

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

Sports cars are not practical winter cars. Even if you are a good driver they are a pain in the ass when the roads are bad. Easy come, easy go for the trust fund baby. #WreckedKeita

In addressing Kayla being the internet's wife, Nick makes two claims:

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1. "You can't afford Lady Rackets."

Thanks for confirming that Kayla is indeed for sale. Don't invite the idea that your relationship with Kayla is about money. The people of the internet are currently making your life financially possible. Don't kid yourself.

2. "You cannot keep her entertained. (sad-face mugging for the camera) Sorry."

That's not the way things are Nick. In fact, your wife is so desperate that she's the one keeping the internet entertained.

The internet is what made you who you are today, Nick. Your wife posts pictures of her bum there. So do you. Your attempts at making a power play here is laughable/pitiable/ignorant and may not age as well as you think.

There is nothing appealing about her. You would have to pay ME to go near that slatternly woman.

 

[MooseGump]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

The guntening has been taking form, I see

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Fucking hilarious.
Rackets is some sort of cliche version of a mid life crisis joke.

 

[Strix454]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

Driving that Mustang at all in the winter up there is just dumb. Between the road salt and his inability to drive, the car is doomed. The problem likely wasn't ice. It was Nick's inexperience with an overpowered rear wheel drive car that is really light in the back. He will be equally likely to make the same mistake the first time he takes it out in the rain.
Put the Mustang in the garage until Spring Nick. That is where it belongs.

 

[Scary Bread]

Sports cars are not practical winter cars. Even if you are a good driver they are a pain in the ass when the roads are bad. Easy come, easy go for the trust fund baby. #WreckedKeita

I guess I can't speak for the roads in his area specifically. But in my experience, roads in colder climates in the US tend to fucking suck and get ravaged by all sorts of frost heaves. So buying a car that sits so low to the ground is truly a big brain move that only a guy like him who's got it all figured out would make. Especially when you're as shitty a driver as he appears to be.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Driving that Mustang at all in the winter up there is just dumb. Between the road salt and his inability to drive, the car is doomed. The problem likely wasn't ice. It was Nick's inexperience with an overpowered rear wheel drive car that is really light in the back. He will be equally likely to make the same mistake the first time he takes it out in the rain.
Put the Mustang in the garage until Spring Nick. That is where it belongs.

Agreed. My midlife crisis car was a convertible. I had it for a year. The novelty wore off real quick and I went right back to a 4 wheel drive station wagon.

Fucking hilarious.
Rackets is some sort of cliche version of a mid life crisis joke.

The dude needs to slow down. It's difficult to keep up with the LOLz.

 

[かうぼーい]

Driving that Mustang at all in the winter up there is just dumb. Between the road salt and his inability to drive, the car is doomed. The problem likely wasn't ice. It was Nick's inexperience with an overpowered rear wheel drive car that is really light in the back. He will be equally likely to make the same mistake the first time he takes it out in the rain.
Put the Mustang in the garage until Spring Nick. That is where it belongs.

mid life crisis in full swing

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This idiot's gonna get himself and possibly other people killed. He's talked before about how much he sucks at driving in winter weather, too. Driving in snow and ice isn't hard, and it's only retards like him that send themselves sliding out of control into shit.

Better call DUI guy for advice!

t was Nick's inexperience with an overpowered rear wheel drive car that is really light in the back.

Wouldn't a non-retarded driver put a bunch of sandbags or weight in the back? And also pump the brakes instead of slamming (pun intended) like a brain-fried coomer? I don't even go up to where it's icy for long times and I know that from driving a RWD in a tropical state.