DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Elbe said:
Paper plates have been an oddly conspicuous part of Phil's shopping list for years, but his Christmas sperg-out when somebody dared ask him about it only confirms there's something weird going on.

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So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
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Paper plates that he puts in the dishwasher so he has something to complain about needing $ for. Also we use paper plates at my house because I'm a brain damaged lazy nigger and washing dishes is women's work. Also he needs bags of trash to take to the dump, jasper can only go through so much litter, paper plates and delivery boxes are what consist of everything not litter.
 
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Hahahahahahahaahhaha


This has been a great B-story so far, and it's definitely broken the monotony of the main arc. We even got super overtime because of a 22/50 stream tonight.
*chef kiss*
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I can't believe that this guy compared filming a short video to spousal abuse

Like...wow....what's going on over there in the Burnell household? Is everything okay over there?
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Speaking of the Secret Limited rant:

a) I'm now convinced that he watches detractor khantent in full, before that I thought the most LAHGICAL explanation was that he had a dent watch detractor videos and gave him cliffsnotes of it with timestamps to the juiciest parts which Phail would just skim through for a minute. Now I wouldn't be surprised if he watches them in their entirety (or listens to them in the background while playing Champs), glass of gin in the other hand, seething throughout. Hell, he could very well be actually reading KF himself. Hi Phail!

b) Remember the part in his Secret Limited cope rant where he challenged the detractors to go to their physician (not psychologist, shrink, SPECIFICALLY a physician) for a check-up and told us to then just start talking about Phil and what detracting him means and what it entails? He told us we'd be "surprised" at the negative reaction we'd get. I mean yeah Phail is so delusional, out of touch with reality, narcissistic and so solipsistic that he doesn't realize that if I suddenly started talking to my doctor about fucking anything after he did a check up on me 30 seconds into my rant he'd tell me to get the fuck out of his office because he has other patients to see. Imagine if Phail started talking about this FedEx drama with his doctor. He'd be prescribed about two dozen psych meds before his rant was even halfway done :story:
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A) He absolutely watches himself. His rants are far too accurate to have gotten the info telephone style.
B) As usual, he doesn't know how to use an analogy. Secret limited did a video on a topic and it was about that topic. Why would someone go to a doctor for a medical issue only to talk to the doctor about an unrelated topic?
RougeRed said:
Hahahahahahahaahhaha


This has been a great B-story so far, and it's definitely broken the monotony of the main arc. We even got super overtime because of a 22/50 stream tonight.
*chef kiss*
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Everyone just going to overlook the statement about ordering doordash again? And there's no way he 'asked permission' to go yell about something he had every intention of yelling about since he made himself so mad. Is he fucking 10 years old and has to ask to be excused from the table to go play on the swings? His flex lies are just pathetic anymore. Hey Phail, to coin your own phrase, go fuck your wi mother.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
a) I'm now convinced that he watches detractor khantent in full, before that I thought the most LAHGICAL explanation was that he had a dent watch detractor videos and gave him cliffsnotes of it with timestamps to the juiciest parts which Phail would just skim through for a minute. Now I wouldn't be surprised if he watches them in their entirety (or listens to them in the background while playing Champs), glass of gin in the other hand, seething throughout. Hell, he could very well be actually reading KF himself. Hi Phail!
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Besides the 4 o'clock gin tweets he definitely stays up all night drinking himself into a stupor watching detractor content. Wonder what restreamers he watches besides Tevin.
 
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Another awful hahliday picture.
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One week ago, DSP claimed that his streams aren't supported by whales, and ridiculed, berated and insulted everyone and anyone who thought otherwise. A short clip -- the rant went on for much longer -- from the end of his Christmas Marathon stream of December 23rd, 2022:



By doing this, he basically sent out an open invitation for people to look into the actual numbers and dig up the facts. I gladly accepted this invitation from the ever humble and mature adult who is never wrong, and the results won't shock anyone here. I still thought it would be pretty interesting to post, so here goes:


Amount of tippers: 31 individuals

Tips total: $517

Whale ratio:

24.2% of $517 by 1 individual (3.2% of total tippers)
34% of $517 by 2 individuals (6.5% of total tippers)
54.3% of $517 by 5 individuals (16.1% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (1 out of 1)

Amount of tippers: 18

Tips total: $225

Whale ratio:

22.22% of $225 by 1 individual (5.6% of total tippers)
33.3% of $225 by 2 individuals (11.1% of total tippers)
60.4% of $225 by 5 individuals (27.7% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (2 out of 2)

December 24th, late stream:

No stream.

December 25th:

No streams.

Amount of tippers: 4

Tips total: $150

Whale ratio:

66.67% of $150 by 1 individual (25% of total tippers)
80% of $150 by 2 individuals (50% of total tippers)
93.3% of $150 by 3 individuals (75% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (3 out of 3)

Amount of tippers: 8

Tips total: $58

Whale ratio:

43.1% of $58 by 1 individual (12.5% of total tippers)
77.5% of $58 by 2 individuals (25% of total tippers)
84.5% of $58 by 3 individuals (37.5% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (4 out of 4)

Amount of tippers: 12

Tips total: $106

Whale ratio:

51% of $106 by 1 individual (8.3% of total tippers)
70% of $106 by 2 individuals (16.67% of total tippers)
88.7% of $106 by 5 individuals (41.6% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (5 out of 5)

Amount of tippers: 7

Tips total: $51

Whale ratio:

39.2% of $51 by 1 individual (14.3% of total tippers)
78.4% of $51 by 2 individuals (28.6% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (6 out of 6)

December 28th:

No streams.

Amount of tippers: 13

Tips total: $76

Whale ratio:

33% of $76 by 1 individual (7.7% of total tippers)
59.2% of $76 by 2 individuals (15.4% of total tippers)
77.6% of $76 by 5 individuals (38.5% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (7 out of 7)

Amount of tippers: 3 (lol)

Tips total: $23

Whale ratio:

87% of $23 by 1 individual (33% of total tippers)

Was the stream whaled? Confirmed. (8 out of 8)



Conclusion:

This was just a week's worth of streams, but 8 out of 8 streams being whaled isn't a coincidence; it became abundantly clear that DSP's streams are getting whaled, structurally. You could also look at the numbers over a larger period of time, but then you'll also find that whaling absolutely is an integral part of most of his streams, and therefor is livelihood. There almost always seems to be a small minority within the group of tippers that coughs ups up the biggest part of the tips for a particular stream.

With DSP claiming that whaling isn't happening on his streams, he is feeding his audience with misinformation, and with doing so, basically lying to his gullible unironic fans and supporters. As usual, DSP provided zero facts and/or numbers to back up his misleading claims, because that would only prove the opposite of his self-brainwashed, idiotic delusions.
 
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Balr0g said:
Gordon Ramsey would go ballistic on Phil "IT'S FUCKING RAW PHIL!" "DID YOU JUST SNORT IN MY KITCHEN?????"
And Phil would later just exclaim "That guy is a detractor he doesn't know how restaurants work ack ack ack"
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If I ever have the time and accumulative autism I probably could write a script down for how Ramsey visiting Burnell's Authentic Italian Cuisine would go. There'd be a lot of anger for him using paper plates to serve customers.

You might think DSP would yell at him a lot but he would be too intimidated and just act like he does in this while Gordon is there in person.
Negative Toxic Loser said:
What the fuck is he using latex gloves for?!
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I think in that video he was trying to justify it for sanitary purposes because restaurants do it. Which is true maybe, idk, but you're serving your groomed girlfriend and yourself.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
It's fake doody jr - jtl bullshit.

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I hate how prolific Doody has become in the DSP tardosphere. The man spams videos like Phil used to and every time I search for detractor shit I have to wade through dozens of his videos to find something made by someone tolerable. Luckily, JTL's videos don't make it into my search results.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
I heard the rumor on reddit and RUSHED over on here. If it's true, then I will have to throw away all my salt cause the cupboards are about to be filled!
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This is absolute fan fiction. Phil doesn’t have the balls to tell her to give him her money and then give her an allowance. And she doesn’t give a shit about him so she doesn’t care about his drinking or bejeweled addiction.
 
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This is absolute fan fiction. Phil doesn’t have the balls to tell her to give him her money and then give her an allowance. And she doesn’t give a shit about him so she doesn’t care about his drinking or bejeweled addiction.
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There is already a fake and gay thread about it packed full of completely legitimate and factual information.
 
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