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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

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    Votes: 701 31.0%
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    Votes: 262 11.6%
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    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
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    Votes: 306 13.6%

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The Tranch has become a WWI no man's land, with rotting alpacas attended to only by crows in a frozen moonscape. The only sound for miles being the gunfire between Troon and KF forces and the whistling of the brap and dilator shells
After days of fighting the KF forces liberated alpaca Auschwitz, but instead of finding jews, they found poor cute animals people actually care about..
 
I am in awe at how long they got away with it.

How can you possibly see them as anything other than the most protected class in the western world when they allowed a that amount of livestock to suffer and die for over two years without a peep from local animal control.

Local governments need to stop being so fucking afraid of the alphabet mob.
In my experience this is actually pretty standard. In situations like this it seems that its not until a significant number animals are dead, and many more are past the point of saving(and have to be destroyed) before any action is taken by law enforcement/animal control. For all the abuse and suffering that the owners caused, they only get what is basically a slap on the wrist.

Of course this is only what I've seen personally,
 
With the cold snap that's ran through this winter, I'm not exactly surprised, but it sounds like it's been happening for longer. Absolutely horrifying. The only good thing to come out of this is that the land they were buried on  might be fertile after. Also they're burning the troon shack to stay warm because their hippy solar panels don't pull enough juice XD. And as another note, despite having been a while since checking this thread, I have to say: FN Five-Seven pistols in a state with a 15 round mag limit completely defeates the point of 5.7, especially with civvie rounds. Truly troon mania.

Flesh and bone are some of the most fantastic fertilizers around, not to mention the urine and other bodily fluids/waste products that are extremely rich in N P K (the 3 main nutrients plants need). I use blood meal and bone meal as fertilizer for some of my plants.

Dumping them into a pit wouldn't be the ideal way to dispose of them though, as that would likely burn any plants in the immediate area with an overabundance of nutrients, although said nutrients would leech into the surrounding area and fertilize a small area eventually, but they might be too deep. Better to bury portions of each corpse in a grid about 5-10 feet away from each other if they wanted proper corpse fertilizer, or better yet immulsify the bodies and spread it around in the topsoil.

One risk is the corpse juices leeching into the well water if the trannies just dumped them in a pit right next to their residence (which they likely did), this was a big issue with some milk farmers that would dump excessive dairy is a giant cesspool of rotten milk that might have poisoned the aquifer water in their area

 
ok but how?
alpacas are like one of the easiest live stock to take care of
they eat mostly grass and hell you can keep like 8 on a single acre easy because they only eat the top half of grass so it keeps growing
their fucking shit even works as good fertilizer for the range they are in and they like to all shit in the same place for some bizarre reason so its easy to take care of
their wool is some of the easiest to shear and get ready to make into clothes...
these mother fuckers cant be that lazy you need to toss out like like 2-4 pounds of fucking hay and some fucking water to keep a alpaca alive with ZERO effort on your end and exchange you get free wool to sell and tax benefits
They took too many in and the Alpaca's ate the roots of the grass. They had no actual fucking knowledge of animal husbandry, basic gardening, soil science, or farming in general. It was basically a few spoiled kids, a loser from the military, and abused women fucking around and hoarding animals.

It's still funny to me despite, the animal deaths. These idiots basically wanted to larp like they were in a Zombie Apocalypse movie and caused a small ecological disaster on their land.
 
They had donated some chicken carcasses to Mission: Wolf ("a solar-powered nature center that provides a sanctuary for unwanted captive-born wolves") but I guess they didn't want the scrutiny from donating emaciated alpaca corpses, the wolves wouldn't eat emaciated alpaca corpses and/or 125 wolves couldn't eat that many dead alpaca before they'd spoil.

Is there any risk of contaminating groundwater? That's one of the reasons burying or burning fallen stock is illegal in the UK, not sure about stateside.
There's also a reason why the UK is laughed at around here.
No, burying animals wont causing any ground water contamination. If it did, don't you think after the billion years of large animals on the planet there would be an issue? The issue from burying animals comes from human drinking water, such as wells. Ground water is contaminated with far worse than dead animals. You have all of the chemicals from rain water and soil getting into the water (nutrients are water soluble). You also have to remember that soil acts as a filter of sorts.
One thing you'll have to worry about is bacteria getting into the water supply, however depending on how far down it is you don't have to worry about that. Plus that bacteria would be common for the area anyways. Unless they died from say, e.coli, you're fine.
 
Stove update. Old tweet but I must have missed it.

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Yes they are running it with the burner missing.

 
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So, has any word of this reached any sort of normie news coverage or is it just our little secret?
Normie news? Write something bad about a protected minority? Heavens no. They will only write about it if they get arrested, and the story will blame an organized trolling campaign of strong trans womxn by the perfidous kiwi farms.
 
Does anyone on the actual farm have any kind of animal husbandry experience? If they can't even shear them, I don't know how the hell they could care for them in any more significant way. It's all baffling.
I don't know that much on the farm, so I assume no. Seems these people want to create a fun experience for people like themselves, but with none of the responsibility.
 
So, has any word of this reached any sort of normie news coverage or is it just our little secret?
I doubt it will. Normie news was only slightly interested in the tranch when it was a feel good story about trannies persevering. They're not going to go back now and be like "sorry it was just a grift and they neglected all the animals to death" lol
 
They had donated some chicken carcasses to Mission: Wolf ("a solar-powered nature center that provides a sanctuary for unwanted captive-born wolves") but I guess they didn't want the scrutiny from donating emaciated alpaca corpses, the wolves wouldn't eat emaciated alpaca corpses and/or 125 wolves couldn't eat that many dead alpaca before they'd spoil.

Is there any risk of contaminating groundwater? That's one of the reasons burying or burning fallen stock is illegal in the UK, not sure about stateside.

Imo the most infuriating things about the tranch is that they had the assumption that farming is some sort of idealistic fun time where all the animals are happy and everything is simple. It definitely isn't. Modern farming is a more of an industrial and scientific venture that is only profitable on a large scale or in extremely niche markets that take lots of skills and connections. Farming animals is orders of magnitude harder than plants also (usually) and farming also requires mechanical knowledge and general experience, which trannies usually don't have.


Them donating to "Mission: Wolf (a solar-powered nature center that provides a sanctuary for unwanted captive-born wolves)" just highlights their disconnected tranny idealism that doomed them. Most real farmers fucking hate wolves and coyotes and want them extinct tbh
 
So, has any word of this reached any sort of normie news coverage or is it just our little secret?
No, although Bonnie is definitely trying to drum
up some attention.

It’s not the best timeframe to have chosen for that though, and so far the only partial bite is from this prepper-type podcast, unfortunately it seems they bought into the lie of the tranch being some kind of solution to society’s problems, and also fell for and reported on the “siege” deal, so they’re hastily doing some damage control on Penny’s behalf.

I wonder if Ash is paying attention to all this. If it blows up and the tranch gets cancelled and/or into some kind of legal trouble, he’s sitting on a goldmine of footage that he refused to spin into what they wanted previously.


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Does anyone on the actual farm have any kind of animal husbandry experience? If they can't even shear them, I don't know how the hell they could care for them in any more significant way. It's all baffling.

On the Wikipedia page, it is claimed that Penny grew up on a farm and was taught to farm by his Grandfather.

Farming is not automatically dealing with livestock however, his grandfather could have been a grain farmer or something.
 
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