The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Jon of the Dead]

I'd prefer troons in ditches instead of alpacas. Alpacas are intelligent and capable of conversation. Unlike troons.

They're also cleaner, friendlier, and more self-sufficient then a troon will ever be.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

All I have to say is that I am disappointed in our work here.

Kiwifarms- 3 "confirmed"
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch- 6 Gorillion

I thought the "Official Kill Count" was up to 4 now?



(This is from the Caroline Farrow Thread)
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[Pignat]

The death toll of the alpacas was expected to be much higher, but the the haulocoaster was burned for heat and the masturbation machine was constantly in use.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I thought the "Official Kill Count" was up to 4 now?

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(This is from the Caroline Farrow Thread)
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Now that takes me back.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Those alpacas dindu nuffin.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I honestly put this up with Trump's taxes in terms of how much I care, which means I really don't think it's such a big deal.

Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

My best guess is that on ranches, animals die. Perhaps it's a disease, not enough water, too much heat, old age, predators, etc. But again, animals die on a farm. If one of us lives in a rural area perhaps they can ask a ranch hand how many animals just flat out died during their time working?

Honestly, this is nothing bigger than 90 chickens dying on a factory farm and the Sheriff will give it the same response which is doing nothing.

Spoiler: I do a little farming

Okay, small time chicken owner here. I've lived on bigger farms, with more than poultry, but while things die, this kind of die off is terrifying, and entirely avoidable.

Any good farm, or even pet owner, would be panicking to figure out why so many of their animals had died. If it's a sickness, then it has to be dealt with before other animals are impacted. If it's a predator, we have to find out how it's getting to our animals. The rare time I've seen something kill most of our animals, my cousin stayed out all night in the coop, with a shotgun. Deaths like this are rare on a ranch.

And if you can't find the abject terror in someone knowing their animals were just starving and dying, without care, maybe you'll understand the economics.

These animals all cost money, bigger the animal the bigger the money. If one of my laying hens died, then that would be sunk money I've spent feeding her, keeping her warm, and the loss of potential profit from her eggs and offspring. I'm working my hardest to keep her and every bird I have alive, because I don't want to have my money go to waste.

30-50 alpacas is a lot of fucking money. It's a lot of spent money and wasted money.

Also, on factory farms, it's been a bad year for bird flu from wild migrating birds. Those 90 chickens were more likely from freak illness than gross neglect. Unlike these alpacas.

tl;dr Jesus christ if this was factory farm it would still be bad, are you stupid

 

[Adolphin]

So the Tranch managed to surpass concentration camps, Gulags, Mao's China, and Pol Pot's Cambodia in terms of mortality...

I saw Troonschwitz, Trooblinka, Alpacawitz, so I will add some more:
Troonhausen
Pennywitz-Troonau
Alpacastadt
Bonnen-Troonsen
Tranchwald

 

[PaladinBoo]

It is amazing to me how absolutely inept the tranchers were in keeping their animals alive. It is not that hard to keep your livestock from dying. Basic insulation and novice husbandry skills would have kept most of the alpacas from dying. However, that would require work and as we all know working is kryptonite to trannies. Why spend a few hours a day caring for your animals when you can be horny posting and harassing TERF's on Twitter. Troons never fail to amaze me.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

@Temperance XIV Thank you for your sacrifice in locating the tit-pics to usher us into horror-movie release season. I bought a set of plates today that are smaller than those areolas.
The beginning of Paul's response is either dictated by Alyssa, or he's been listening to her screech it for the last year. Removing the BPD nightmare ego-preservation filter, this is what I get:

"To begin KindKinkster was invited to visit the ranch by me and has never intended to live on the ranch and never formally applied to merge their project with the ranch
They have never claimed to be a formally trained counselor but did speak with some vulnerable members"

: Alyssa would not risk rejection by requesting to join the tranch directly, instead she tried to coerce an invite through guilt tripping and divide and conquer.

"In particular to help inspire the trans masc couple that were experiencing ableism at the ranch and to help Josie work through some personal issues Kind has helped me understand and accept my own disabilities and I quickly saw their potential value in this field"

: Allowed neurotic women to complain to her about the men, gave some mommy-attention to a depressed incel.

"While Kind was visiting the ranch they continued to donate hundreds of dollars and chose not to disclose that to the ranch as to not be seen as buying their friendship"

: Laid groundwork for future "I do so much for you" guilt tripping, she knows what she's doing, god I wish her former boyfriends would spill some tea.

"They helped deep clean the living room of standing cat piss and reduced continued damage to the floors"

: I got the impression during Kindness Season 1 that she initiated the cleaning and it wasn't requested. The No Girls Allowed Club House is the tranch high-caste living space, it is rude to go into someone's home and just start cleaning it. It shows an immediate lack of boundaries and was rightly interpreted as measuring for her new curtains.

"In the process of cleaning they got a volunteer desperately looking for something to do to help clean. Picking up pee soaked clothing with a smile and sense of accomplishment "

: A particularly useless camp-follower's stay was extended when Alyssa interrupted the coordinated ghosting.

"Kind's main goal was to volunteer (as a non resident) as a volunteer coordinator and project manager"

: Alyssa's attempts at cultivating a loyal faction were early and obvious.

"Kind came to help skirt the fibers from 2021's shearing (which should be on sale now) and got one of the trans mascs to help in the process while promoting he take breaks to maintain his mental well being "

: A zippertit field serf's productivity was reduced when Alyssa encouraged muh mentals histrionics.

"They spoke to our business partner and helped to reduce tensions
They met some of our business partners to get a feel for their relationship with the ranch to see if collaborating was the correct move The conversations weren't as positive of the ranch as Kind was hoping, but remained actively ready to help in any way they had capacity to."

: Alyssa, who insists she did not intend to join the tranch, interfered with its business by speaking on its behalf. This is crossing a line even if it was an entirely professional conversation, but do you really think she didn't bring up alters, muh trauma, sex work, god knows what? Alyssa embarrassed the tranch or shit-talked them to their business partners. (Not confident on this take, the singular "they" is killing me here, who the fuck is who in this tweet)

"Not long after Kind left from their visit, my ex decided to bring their discomfort with Kind to a public forum of a weekly ranch meeting"

: Everyone but Paul can smell crazy, Sky has been press-ganged into being the one to say it

"The parts of Kind's brain that suffers from seizures control language and sight. They have a tendency to speak a lot and quickly and can't always perceive when others are trying to interject They can read as rude but introduced themselves as being under socialized"

: Alyssa talks incessantly, does not listen to anyone and shows no social reciprocity in conversation, because she believes that she is more important than anyone else. When confronted with this, she claims "disability" and plays the victim.

"Kind also suffers from bouts of vision impairment and disorientation from the seizures It was determined by some members of the ranch that Kind was faking their disabilities while no one ever spoke to Kind about their disabilities or set boundaries during their visit"

: Alyssa pivots from hyper-competent "project manager" to disabled victim, in a bid to avoid consequences for treating others poorly and coerce the tranch to invite her, so as to avoid an ableism call-out on social media.

"It was decided by these members that they needed to express their rampant ableism during the ranch meeting rather than coming to me or Kind privately to discuss their discomfort "

: Most likely: "bitch is faking alters, blindness, birdness, robotness"

"During this meeting Josie and the trans mascs stood bravely in defense of Kind"

: Annnd here's where she thinks her early ground work will pay off, not realizing how this is going to be (correctly) read by the masters

"My favorite quote from this meeting was Josie saying "how can you prove I'm trans?" when Kind's temporary vision impairment was brought into question She made a compelling argument of how are we to say others are faking their lived experience. "We don't do that here""

: Lucky he didn't end up in the alpaca pit for that one. This is the point where the house troons know they have to get rid of Alyssa, the serfs have been riled up.

"The discussion was leveraged with an attempt to ban Kind from the ranch which Penny asked to have people agree that Kind can continue to visit Given my ex's involvement and our unresolved issues, I decided I needed some time away from them in hopes of calming tensions
Penny and others from the ranch were in full agreement and gave me a warm loving send off to take care of my mental health in a safe environment This was the last time they treated me as family In my last visits to the ranch I was always told that I was welcome to come back"

: Come at King Philip, best not miss, Alyssa. Splits her man from his support group, Markle-style.

"Our last visit to the ranch in mid December 2021 Kind faced excessive ableism with a smile and decided not to partner with the ranch. They felt so unsafe and afraid of being there that they never wanted to be on property again"

: She was gray-rocked and genuinely experienced fear and discomfort at the loss of control.

"They left me in the fortunately safe hands of KindKinkster
They didn't know Kind, I only knew them for weeks, and I was incredibly vulnerable. I was a homeless person with no where else to go Kind helped me find myself again, provided me food, got me health insurance and a job"

: Alyssa, her plans spoiled, begins grooming her service human before descending into a disappointingly boring munchie saga.

"Kind's health is in sharp decline over this past year. It was my pleasure to pick up the slack and help Kind to their diagnosis"

: Not to re-ignite this slapfight, but I'm on team meth-addiction and it's consequences, in addition to the malingering.

I'm of two minds on Alyssa's munching motivations. I think it could be a boring bog standard BPD trap your man ploy. I also think it could be a ego-preserving cope response to her rejection from the tranch and the spoiling of whatever grandiose fantasies she had for her role there. Leaning hard into a "the tranch is irredeemably ablest, and I as a brave blind, epileptic, brain damaged, neurodivergent warrior could never have succeeded there" narrative means it wasn't her fault she was kicked out for being such a massive cunt that only gypsies-stole-my-philtrum-Mandozer is stupid and desperate enough to put up with.

 

[Trianon]

@The Hoh Rainforest Leaning hard into a "the tranch is irredeemably ablest, and I as a brave blind, epileptic, brain damaged, neurodivergent warrior could never have succeeded there" narrative means it wasn't her fault she was kicked out for being such a massive cunt that only gypsies-stole-my-philtrum-Mandozer is stupid and desperate enough to put up with.

When she was driving away from the Tranch after the first visit, she kept livetweeting that she was driving into ditches and had to stop every 10 minutes to pull over and have an episode. I would totally buy that this was an attempt to convince them she was truly disabled and hope they'd come rescue her. No such luck.

 

[Procopius]

I'm not sure what the property is worth. I'm ballpark guessing about $150-200k. It'd probably cost 25-50k more to get a company to truck in new topsoil and spread it, then leave the land fallow for a few years to restore it to usability.

Zillow reckon it's worth about $380k, over 50% up on the $242k they paid. I'm guessing that's based on local trends and takes no account of the decay and neglect, or that a good chunk of it has gone up the chimney.

2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 | Zillow

Recently sold: $242,000. Solar and wind power! Designed to take full advantage of the sun for heating and the architecture buffers the heat to produce warm comfort. Custom cabinetry accents this comfortable, well-built home. 360-degree views of the majestic Sangre de Cristo Mountains. Located on...

www.zillow.com

Lots of photos there for anyone curious as to how the house looked pre-troon.

 

[cybertoaster]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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JFC, how do you even kill that many alpacas by incompetence?

 

[Boss Hawg]

Trannies only have the aura and the souls of death. Death of blood line, death of identity, death of hierarchy. No shit all animals under their care die. It’s just the way of the world.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Crossposting this picture of tru & honest women

Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Ash (behind kevin), Kevin, Jen

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Those are a bunch of men larping as faggots! Kevin looks so girly! Where's Phil? Did he take to picture

 

[Temperance]

Blotter | CCSO

www.custercoloradosheriff.com

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The Custer County sheriff's office has not as of yet updated the blotter with a report of a deputy being sent over allegations of animal abuse. These people update the blotter over things as small as a report of a lost wallet, so they would for sending a deputy out there, and they have documented animal welfare/abuse calls before.

The blotter shows no sheriff involvement with the tranch or any of its members since at least June 2021. No documented matching calls on CR 305 / Centennial Ranch Rd. No mention of any tranchers by name. Only one mention of an alpaca, in an unrelated location 20 miles north of the tranch. No matching animal neglect or cruelty complaints.

Maybe the sheriffs are lazy and haven't updated the blotter yet. If they don't update it with a report of animal neglect, then this is just another lie from Kevin to garner sympathy and deflect from Paul's accusations.

Still no updates of the sheriff's office blotter since the 27th. They usually keep up on updates fairly religiously so either the person running the website is absent, or there's just been no criminal activity or responses there for them to report on.

Thank you very much for posting this! Definitely something to keep an eye on... it's kinda giving me déjà vu of the Byuu drama. These people lie as easily as they breathe, and they never seem to consider that the authorities might be keeping publicly-accessible records that will contradict those lies.

For the record:
The Tranchers claimed (very vaguely) on December 30th that the cops showed up at the Tranch, possibly for a report of animal abuse?

Spoiler: Full-size pics

No real information, as you can see. And the only proof they provided is a random photo of a sheriff and... a couple photos of alpacas? I'm not saying it 100% didn't happen, but this doesn't prove anything. Meanwhile, the Custer County sheriff's blotter doesn't mention anyone being sent out to the Tranch. We'll see if it gets updated in the next few days, but for now I'm very suspicious.

This is not only similar to Byuu's suicide hoax; I feel like the Tranchers took inspiration from the Keffals "swatting" as well. Notice in the tweet above that they attribute the cops showing up to "lies that have been spread about the ranch" that have "put trans lives at risk". This is right after Paul started attacking them on Twitter... What better way to get ahead of the scandal than to claim to be the victims of a swatting-esque event?
Hook, line, and sinker:


Here's Kevin calling it an "intentional act of violence" and implying (via retweets) that it was similar to a swatting:

He promptly went right back to coom/consoom posting after this, of course. I had to scroll through a ridiculous number of tweets to find this, and it was only from two days ago!

Here's Fedposter J:



Notice how he also retweeted the random guy equating it to a swatting, same as Kevin. Maybe I'm too conspiracy-minded, but that seems awfully coordinated. It's a nice way for them to imply that whatever happened (if it wasn't totally fabricated to begin with) was a violent swatting without them actually saying it themselves.
Also, Fedposter J already blamed his high blood pressure on Covid a month ago; it isn't because of any fake swatting.


Penny hasn't said anything on his personal twitter about the "swatting" (other than retweeting the original Tranch post). I also haven't seen anything from Shit-eater Jen about it. Just this vague post on the Fediverse whining about Paul:

 

[KooksandFreaks]

This is not only similar to Byuu's suicide hoax; I feel like the Tranchers took inspiration from the Keffals "swatting" as well.

Every single cow who has thread here checks it everyday.

Happy New Year to All You Tenacious Unicorn Aficionados!

Edited to add: probably one of the neighbors will buy the property after the troon farm goes totally bust. could you imagine having these 'tards living next door?

 

[retard strength]

Now that Fat Paul has revealed the mass alpaca death and financial mismanagement of the tranch, they're all coming out one by one saying he was emotionally abusive, as troons inevitably do to everyone. But leave it to Psycho Shiteater to throw in a physical abuse accusation as well. He is a massive liar, again as all troons are, so there won't be any receipts but some backstory on that would be fun all the same.

 

[Crex Crex]

Zillow reckon it's worth about $380k, over 50% up on the $242k they paid. I'm guessing that's based on local trends and takes no account of the decay and neglect, or that a good chunk of it has gone up the chimney.

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2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 | Zillow

Recently sold: $242,000. Solar and wind power! Designed to take full advantage of the sun for heating and the architecture buffers the heat to produce warm comfort. Custom cabinetry accents this comfortable, well-built home. 360-degree views of the majestic Sangre de Cristo Mountains. Located on...

www.zillow.com

Lots of photos there for anyone curious as to how the house looked pre-troon.

The dead alpacas will tank the property value more than the state it's been left in. The tranchers are fucking inept, I am certain they just scraped some shallow ditches, threw the rotting alpacas in there and covered them in just an inch of dirt. I am willing to bet the area around the tranch smells vile.

 

[Bell Weather]

All I have to say is that I am disappointed in our work here.

Kiwifarms- 3 "confirmed"
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch- 6 Gorillion

We need to pump up our numbers.

There's likely at least a couple human bodies in the mix too so we are definitely behind.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

At last. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGrq1SzkHs0

From my understanding? Tenacious Unicorn is operating from a shared well.

Do they even have a pump for water?