Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jonah Hill poster]

If there’s some optimism left for Nick, at least he wouldn’t be that näive enough to want to move to California. Him moving to Florida would not be that much of a shock, but I can’t see him wanting to move to Texas.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

With Nick's newfound financial freedom, it seems that he is feeling less beholden to whomever has been bankrolling him (be it his family or audience that got him here). With the recent speculation around here at his parents/family being a financially significant factor in his life... well, this re-contextualizes a few cryptic things he's said. Oddly enough it actually makes more sense this way.

It was a bit confusing as to who Nick was referencing initially. There didn't seem to be anyone pushing him toward any moral lifestyle other than what he imposed on himself. Nick talks about being pressured for 20 years/his whole life. Nick hasn't been an internet personality for that long, but he has been involved with his family his whole life. His family would also fit the "close to (Nick and Kayla)" category to therefore "fuck off."

He's said for years that LR was the one keeping him with her family attached to the MN area, but recently that she has given signs that a move would not be impossible.

At the risk of being conspiratorial, adding that to the F-U clip to 'people close to me', and that 'LR is with him', maybe the family thing that broke them was some kind of break with family in MN that puts her more on board with moving?

I increasingly believe that the precipitating factor in all of this was an in-laws thing:

1. He says in this clip "I've spent 20 years of my life not having as much fun" which would be somewhat odd of a statement in the context of his own family, but matches almost exactly the time the in-laws would have entered his life.
2. In the summer there was talk of some kind of intense personal problem that involved his family. No details other than that it culminated in what Nick described as "the worst day of my life".
3. Now there is apparently talk about them leaving MN? I haven't seen any clip but there's discussion here about Nick saying it.

I do wonder if the personal problem was a massive blow-up with the in-laws which resulted in the severing of ties. I can't find it but didn't someone speculate at some point that the personal problem was that some of them were living in the old house and may have been asked to leave?

Not sure how much is known about the in-laws other than I guess that they are active in some weird non-denominational church, but I have to wonder if that Nick was keeping the degeneracy on the down low because he knew the in-laws would strongly disapprove and now that they have exited the picture that is no longer necessary.

If that was the case, Nick went full hedonist publicly within weeks of cutting out the in-laws. And that would make it more understandable why Nick flipped out at being called a hypocrite, about lying to grow his channel, and so forth, because those takes would be missing some context.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I increasingly believe that the precipitating factor in all of this was an in-laws thing:

1. He says in this clip "I've spent 20 years of my life not having as much fun" which would be somewhat odd of a statement in the context of his own family, but matches almost exactly the time the in-laws would have entered his life.
2. In the summer there was talk of some kind of intense personal problem that involved his family. No details other than that it culminated in what Nick described as "the worst day of my life".
3. Now there is apparently talk about them leaving MN? I haven't seen any clip but there's discussion here about Nick saying it.

I do wonder if the personal problem was a massive blow-up with the in-laws which resulted in the severing of ties. I can't find it but didn't someone speculate at some point that the personal problem was that some of them were living in the old house and may have been asked to leave?

Not sure how much is known about the in-laws other than I guess that they are active in some weird non-denominational church, but I have to wonder if that Nick was keeping the degeneracy on the down low because he knew the in-laws would strongly disapprove and now that they have exited the picture that is no longer necessary.

If that was the case, Nick went full hedonist publicly within weeks of cutting out the in-laws. And that would make it more understandable why Nick flipped out at being called a hypocrite, about lying to grow his channel, and so forth, because those takes would be missing some context.

I was the one who brought up the moving from MN. He mentioned it in a random stream in the last 10, and I will try to find it like a good kiwi.

The timeline you mention does line up with his marriage fairly well. However, it could be since he was an adult and out of college. I will also add that Nick has mentioned that they were in MN to be close to LR's family they also were really close to her BFF cousin.

I recall all the time that their kids would be over at his house, but we have not heard about it recently. Not sure if it is seasonal, or if it means something. Just tossing it out there if it triggers a connection for someone else.

As for the church, it has been well-established that Nick quit teaching there when he started his show and that he had pretty... radical and unorthodox views on the subject matter. They also have been doing church from home because he and LR cannot/will not roust the kids early enough for in-person attendance.

Still no idea what would force this in June of all places (unless it was a boiling pot that overflowed with his 'neglect' or something during Depp?)

Should be careful about reading too much into it, but we should be watching for more clues. He's in an oversharing mode right now.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Your right kiwi's should reign in the fan fiction.

On the other hand, we have couple vacation, going to gay bars, buying a midlift crisis car, and alot of cooming in the locals.

Its almost like a slow drip to encourage us here to keep the dopamine going. If we keep it up at this rate at some point were gonna get the Ralph, nick, Dick lady rackets 3 way piss tape

Nick needs to hurry up and to go into tardrage on livestream already, or someone to find his degenerate sex tapes, I want to see his transformation into a lolcow complete already. At the very least he's promised us bulge pictures on Locals once we get bored talking about his trips to gay bars and swingers resorts.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Isn't that his actual ADHD prescription? Yeah, I found that odd every time he brings it up. Basically he has a prescription for it and then doesn't usually take it except when he wants to which I think against anything any doctor would advise.

Narcolepsy. The way he's explained it in the past he normally only takes it for long road trips to prevent nodding off at the wheel and he had to use it during Rittenhouse and Depp because he was streaming 12 to 18 hours a day like a fucking idiot.

Are any of the streams over the last week worth going back to watch or is it just more "totally not mad Bro" & "I've always been into going to gay bars you kiwi prudes"? I was busy enjoying the holidays with my family because it's something I actually look forward to like the well adjusted adult I try to be so I've been more or less unplugged for over a week.

 

[DaBigBopper]

I was the one who brought up the moving from MN. He mentioned it in a random stream in the last 10, and I will try to find it like a good kiwi.

The timeline you mention does line up with his marriage fairly well. However, it could be since he was an adult and out of college. I will also add that Nick has mentioned that they were in MN to be close to LR's family they also were really close to her BFF cousin.

I recall all the time that their kids would be over at his house, but we have not heard about it recently. Not sure if it is seasonal, or if it means something. Just tossing it out there if it triggers a connection for someone else.

As for the church, it has been well-established that Nick quit teaching there when he started his show and that he had pretty... radical and unorthodox views on the subject matter. They also have been doing church from home because he and LR cannot/will not roust the kids early enough for in-person attendance.

Still no idea what would force this in June of all places (unless it was a boiling pot that overflowed with his 'neglect' or something during Depp?)

Should be careful about reading too much into it, but we should be watching for more clues. He's in an oversharing mode right now.

He does Critical Theory readings of the Bible (which is fucking retarded).

Most lay people I know who teach the Bible (be they Jewish or Christian) will go literal (Garden of Eden was real and Adam and Eve don't just mean Man and Life), try to explain which stories are metaphors and parables that aren't Jewish history, the actual cultural history of the Jewish people and try to line it up as much as they can with history, and give a background of the history going on when the Jews are doing whatever (Egypt was during the Bronze Age collapse, Babylonian Exile, Greek Domininace influencing the Jews, and Romans Occupation). Most people I know who teach it generally don't teach it one way. The story of Job is the biggest one for a lot of them because how you can take that story if you don't get what it's about.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Nick is doing a great job in reinforcing the idea that hedonism should be recognized as a hallmark trait of a lolcow (if it isn't already).

Getting a mustang should probably be up there too as key lolcow trait. Patrick Tomlinson has one he brags about. Old-timers may recall that after Opie and Anthony made their move to XM, Anthony got a Shelby and from there started staying up all night on Paltalk (some proto-discord video chatroom service that was almost as disgusting but not as bad because trannies weren't mainstream yet) more than usual (this negatively affected the show the following morning and brought more specific fan-faggottry instead of actual bits or topics), he started really ramping up his interactions with young female fans too. Then he sent it to Vegas for some kind of bespoke upgrades and started hanging with a registered sex offender (Kurt Love) and got cat fished by a fat man pretending to be an underage girl for free Apple products. It seemed like all his cringe behavior reached peak levels after he got that mustang and the only thing the fans got out of it was their third co-host, Jim Norton, admitting that he viewed Opie and Anthony as his mortgage payment.

The similarities between Nick, Patrick, and Anthony's Mustang ownership and getting way too personal with fans online is bizarre. Also everyone in my area with a Mustang is a massive douche and I'd rather share the road with Prius and BMW drivers.

I edited in some small bits of additional context so my Opie and Anthony references weren't so incoherent.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He does Critical Theory readings of the Bible (which is fucking retarded).

Do you have more on this? I couldn't find anything searching the thread but it sounds hilarious.

 

[Phillip Green]

Do you have more on this? I couldn't find anything searching the thread but it sounds hilarious.

I can't be bothered to find any videos to point you to, but back when Critical Race Theory was the topic du jour, Nick would go to great lengths to explain, every time that it was mentioned, that it was derived from Critical Legal theory, which was in turn derived from the Marxist Critical Literary Theory he learned in his useless creative writing undergraduate degree. While he doubted the efficacy of the race version, he would claim the literary version was "interesting" and "useful". He would then do that "I'm so wise" voice he does to discuss how it was also "interesting" to apply critical theory to the reading of the Bible.

It was at this point I realized that, while I still liked the guy and the show, any intellectual or religious take he had was not something you should take seriously.

Does anyone recall the Bible podcast he used to recommend? I can't remember the name of it, but I, as a not particularly religious person interested in better understanding Christianity, gave it a listen and was welcomed by two soy infused leftist men interviewing a feminist biblical expert about why Christians are bad. Admittedly, I'm not in a position to judge, but I'm also pretty sure this was not an orthodox understanding of the faith...

 

[Cin Red]

So I am fairly sure that he mentioned during a stream that he spent at least $70,000 on the Navigator (I think he said 72 but I could be wrong) and now less than a year later he bought the Mustang? That model mustang can't be cheap what are we talking another $50k at least? Not with the crazy markups dealerships are doing these days probably closer to the same price as the Navigator if not more.

For future reference, the Mustang GT500 was just under $100,000 and there was a $10,000 markup by the dealer.

Got stuck in his own driveway

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

For future reference, the Mustang GT500 was just under $100,000 and there was a $10,000 markup by the dealer.

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Got stuck in his own driveway

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Lmao “I’ve already spun out on the ice once, now that I’ve got the car home should I put salt down before I try to move it? Nah that’s dumb.” That second clip makes me think he’s never had to change a tire in his life. That car is gonna sit in his garage for 6+ months every year because he’s too much of a retard to own it

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I can't be bothered to find any videos to point you to, but back when Critical Race Theory was the topic du jour, Nick would go to great lengths to explain, every time that it was mentioned, that it was derived from Critical Legal theory, which was in turn derived from the Marxist Critical Literary Theory he learned in his useless creative writing undergraduate degree. While he doubted the efficacy of the race version, he would claim the literary version was "interesting" and "useful". He would then do that "I'm so wise" voice he does to discuss how it was also "interesting" to apply critical theory to the reading of the Bible.

It was at this point I realized that, while I still liked the guy and the show, any intellectual or religious take he had was not something you should take seriously.

Does anyone recall the Bible podcast he used to recommend? I can't remember the name of it, but I, as a not particularly religious person interested in better understanding Christianity, gave it a listen and was welcomed by two soy infused leftist men interviewing a feminist biblical expert about why Christians are bad. Admittedly, I'm not in a position to judge, but I'm also pretty sure this was not an orthodox understanding of the faith...

Yes, he has shown that he may be a mile wide, but an inch deep. He's a boomer with boomer opinions outside the law and his personal experience.

The podcast was 'Bible for Normal People' or something like that

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

At the rate this faggot is going, he's going to be dead within the year. Take your pick:

• Hot tub drowning
• Car accident
• Jilted lover
• OD (or fentanyl poisoning)
• Beaten to death by the gays for using multiple slurs
• Small aircraft accident
• Remote control trauma
• ???

The real question is, does Nick best Ralph to the grave, or does Jim beat them both?

 

[Physics Ninja]

At the rate this faggot is going, he's going to be dead within the year. Take your pick:

• Hot tub drowning
• Car accident
• Jilted lover
• OD (or fentanyl poisoning)
• Beaten to death by the gays for using multiple slurs
• Small aircraft accident
• Remote control trauma
• ???

The real question is, does Nick best Ralph to the grave, or does Jim beat them both?

I don't want him to die before his wife leaves him for their bull and takes half his assets and future earnings.

 

[Captain Manning]

When did this happen?

I had to go dig through the (voluminous) archives...

He had a a meltdown about Vic on January 18th, 2020, via Twitch. At one point he explicitly states he was trying to get Vic to come on the show and Vic declined. Other highlights include calling Vic a "pussy", "dumb," and that "he only listens to cunts." @theworstkindofeurofag did a timestamped summary here. Video clips are available here.

Suffice to say, it wasn't one of Nick's better moments, and he caught enough shit over it that he put out a standalone video on Youtube, the following 21st, that attempted to clarify things.

My problem with all is that clients generally shouldn't go public during complex litigation (which Nick should know), and I think his justification in wanting Vic on his show is somewhat marred by the fact that he would have made a retarded amount in Superchats from a Vic appearance.

Also noteworthy is that when this whole thing kicked off in early 2019, the very first thing Nick did was attempt to get Vic on his show. Vic declined and asked Nick to refer him to a lawyer instead. That's how we got Ty.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I had to go dig through the (voluminous) archives...

He had a a meltdown about Vic on January 18th, 2020, via Twitch. At one point he explicitly states he was trying to get Vic to come on the show and Vic declined. Other highlights include calling Vic a "pussy", "dumb," and that "he only listens to cunts." @theworstkindofeurofag did a timestamped summary here. Video clips are available here.

Suffice to say, it wasn't one of Nick's better moments, and he caught enough shit over it that he put out a standalone video on Youtube, the following 21st, that attempted to clarify things.

My problem with all is that clients generally shouldn't go public during complex litigation (which Nick should know), and I think his justification in wanting Vic on his show is somewhat marred by the fact that he would have made a retarded amount in Superchats from a Vic appearance.

Also noteworthy is that when this whole thing kicked off in early 2019, the very first thing Nick did was attempt to get Vic on his show. Vic declined and asked Nick to refer him to a lawyer instead. That's how we got Ty.

At the time I figured it was because Nick was taking so much flak (more than Vic because he was hiding) and was tired of taking all the hits, doing the work on PR, and not getting any say in how the strategy was run. Now, I think we can all say it is because Nick is an arse and will go straight to scrapping if he has nothing to lose.

Could/Should Vic have been more visible in the fight? Yeah... I think so, but not to the extent Nick would want him to. Vic could have built up his own YT or Twitch channel and been about 1-2 years ahead of where he is now. He let a lot slip through his fingers.

That said, this might be the difference between Vic and Nick and why Vic is not a cow or even leaning in that direction.

I am not convinced that Nick was rubbing his hands like a Semite, but it was rather frustrated ego at being ignored and not fighting as dirty as he liked. Hell, Ty has said that he wanted to go harder, but Vic stopped him from declaring Total Warfare. His strategy for a trial was to get a bunch of mommas there, then play clips from that Panty and Stocking show Moonica and Jamie Cunt voiced. Ego over profits is what fed this frustration.

 

[Captain Manning]

At the time I figured it was because Nick was taking so much flak (more than Vic because he was hiding) and was tired of taking all the hits, doing the work on PR, and not getting any say in how the strategy was run. Now, I think we can all say it is because Nick is an arse and will go straight to scrapping if he has nothing to lose.

If this were not a legal thing, I would have likely sympathized with Nick. Nobody wants to feel like they're defending somebody who won't lift a finger to defend themselves.

However, because it was a legal thing, I think Vic was right to decline. Most lawyers don't want their clients mouthing off when litigation is ongoing.

That's basically my point. It's the legal context that made his rant dumb, and inevitably leads to speculation he was acting in a selfish manner.

Again, I think Nick is better Youtuber than he is a lawyer. Or at least he was at that time.

I am not convinced that Nick was rubbing his hands like a Semite

I am not 100% sure either, but you simply can not discount the possibility where any Youtuber is concerned. He would have made a fuckton of money off a Vic appearance. If he gets Rittenhouse on, he'll make bank off that too. It is a factor.

 

[AnOminous]

For future reference, the Mustang GT500 was just under $100,000 and there was a $10,000 markup by the dealer.

Imagine dropping that kind of scratch on a fucking MUSTANG (the ultimate lolcow vehicle) of all things. Even with proper tires in Minnesota it will still be practically unusable at least a few months of the year.

Again, I think Nick is better Youtuber than he is a lawyer. Or at least he was at that time.

He was better as a law YouTuber. Streaming degenerates are a dime a dozen and he'll need to up his cuck game to stand out.

At the time I figured it was because Nick was taking so much flak (more than Vic because he was hiding) and was tired of taking all the hits, doing the work on PR, and not getting any say in how the strategy was run.

Well, I hope not, because it would be highly unethical to give money to a legal case you're not a party to to control it somehow. That used to be called champerty, and Nick went to a pretty good effort to ensure that in fact he didn't control the funds, much less the case itself.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The timeline you mention does line up with his marriage fairly well. However, it could be since he was an adult and out of college.

I initially took it that way before reading the posts on here because he was talking in the context of work initially, but he's either been a lawyer, in law school or a Youtuber for over half of the past 20 years, and he can't really say he was being told what to do by employers during that time.

However, because it was a legal thing, I think Vic was right to decline. Most lawyers don't want their clients mouthing off when litigation is ongoing.

That's basically my point. It's the legal context that made his rant dumb, and inevitably leads to speculation he was acting in a selfish manner.

Well ultimately Vic's position was wrong since he got BTFO'd in court anyway so he would be better off building up a social media presence (his own, that is).

 

[Scary Bread]

At the rate this faggot is going, he's going to be dead within the year. Take your pick:

• Hot tub drowning
• Car accident
• Jilted lover
• OD (or fentanyl poisoning)
• Beaten to death by the gays for using multiple slurs
• Small aircraft accident
• Remote control trauma
• ???

The real question is, does Nick best Ralph to the grave, or does Jim beat them both?

Ralph is too heavily fueled by pig rage to actually die, he'll be squealing for many years to come. Nick is the sort of moron whose poor decisions will straight up get himself killed at some point. At the moment, car accident seems like a strong contender. Though, I hope we get something a bit more hilarious. Like him getting AIDS, followed by ignoring his doctor's advice and treatment because "freedom is risk" or whatever.