DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
View attachment 4163862 Didn't this greaseball tell us he traded in most of his movie collection, only keeping some Christmas and some animated movies? Now all of a sudden he has bins of movies in his second closet? Mr. Strapped4Ca$h sure seems to convenienly have a lot of valuable shit in his closets.
If you needed more indication of Phil not being a human, Poems Future ran Phil's Twitter posts through an AI, and this is the result when it comes to machine learning. Fascinatingly scary.

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>We are having a lot of fun, but it's REALLY sad as I'm not getting much tips (yet).
>Unfortunately, the trolls have once again crippled my income so it's been a tough month.

Where’s the AI posts?
 
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Isn't this the dude that was whining about other "content creators" using their pets for content like 2 weeks ago?
 
‘Positive announcement!’

Who the fuck talks like this? I agree with Poems, he’s slipping mentally more often lately.
He's trying to ''re-brand'' so hard after getting bitch slapped for being a pathetic begger by Moist, Keem, even Rob On Wheels ect on twitter/youtube

He has been doing this ''positivity'' malarky for a few years now and nothing has changed. He can say buzz words all he wants, his content is fkn unwatchable and he is still a toxic piece of shit.

Even his catson hates him and its glorious to watch.
 
Aye, I’ve been around long enough to know about the overuse of ‘phasitivity’ but ‘Positive Announcement’ is just a really weird phrase. I’ve never heard it before.

A normal human might say ‘good news, guys’ or even just make the announcement so the readers can see it’s good news.
This backwards alien speak implies he might one day declare he has a ‘negative announcement’. It’s just fucking weird.
 
This is absolute fan fiction. Phil doesn’t have the balls to tell her to give him her money and then give her an allowance. And she doesn’t give a shit about him so she doesn’t care about his drinking or bejeweled addiction.
The balls? No. The slimy shrewdness of tricking and begging that fat Khet into giving it to him? Yes. Either way, seems like a fake story. New Year's passed and no sign of divorce saga.
 
Aye, I’ve been around long enough to know about the overuse of ‘phasitivity’ but ‘Positive Announcement’ is just a really weird phrase. I’ve never heard it before.

A normal human might say ‘good news, guys’ or even just make the announcement so the readers can see it’s good news.
This backwards alien speak implies he might one day declare he has a ‘negative announcement’. It’s just fucking weird.
He criticizes others for "black and white thinking," yet he's the one who lumps everything in "positive/negative" and everyone into "fan/detractor."
 
If you needed more indication of Phil not being a human, Poems Future ran Phil's Twitter posts through an AI, and this is the result when it comes to machine learning. Fascinatingly scary.

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He also put Derich's twitter into the AI and it broke because there wasn't enough variety in the tweets. Derich already posts like a bot :story:

Aye, I’ve been around long enough to know about the overuse of ‘phasitivity’ but ‘Positive Announcement’ is just a really weird phrase. I’ve never heard it before.

A normal human might say ‘good news, guys’ or even just make the announcement so the readers can see it’s good news.
This backwards alien speak implies he might one day declare he has a ‘negative announcement’. It’s just fucking weird.
I remember several years ago when his euphemism for money was "positive benefit."
 
I've been watching some Ytube VoDs of Mike Matei Twitch streams. He has a day job so there's no shilling (pigroach claims he's the only one who doesn't shill), no stalling, no begging, and he's a way better gamer than pigroach. He can also doubletask talking about random topics people in the chat bring up and play a game at the same time. Just kind of a barometer of how garbage DSP's streams actually are. I wonder why dents don't watch Mike, he is like a great granddaddy of juvenile butthole humor on youtube and someone DSP blatantly bit off.
 
Phil totally doesn't care about ad revenue on his Youtube videos, you guys. If you rely on ad revenue and complain when that revenue decreases for any reason, you're an idiot and you should diversify. (Timestamp: 37:00)
Ah, one of my favorite DSPisms. "They can't take money for thier music! It's illegal! It would never hold up in a court of law, but no one will sue them over it."

DSP thinks that everyone breaks the law and gets away with it.....because it's exactly what he does.
 
As soon as Phil says he wants to play something, you know exactly what’s coming. Every time without fail he’s agreed a whale fee behind da scenes
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And he seriously titled his RE remake playthrough with "Difficult puzzles" Like what? The puzzles are easy when you can put 1+1 together. And he plays as Jill which is the easier route then Chris
 
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