Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Gloria The Glorious]

I'm going to be upfront, I really couldn't care less about what Square produces beyond Kingdom Hearts and the occasional FF spinoff. And repetitive videos like this aren't helping.

Honestly, surprised it wasn't just "The Live Service Graveyard" and went over all the dead live services.

But enough about Jim Sterling, let's get to not Jim Sterling. Yes! I officially have concluded the poll for the next Jimless Jimquisition! I initially wanted to call it at Christmas, but with the farms having connection trouble and the Holidays falling on a Sunday for a change, I wanted to give everyone the extra week. But the results are in!



Because images and emotes can get screwed up on this site as posts get older, this means that "Games Need To Shut Up" have won by 2 votes (16 vs 14)! However, with some much interest in the other option and it being so close, I will also use the "how modern day updates can be good" idea for a later Jimless Jimquisition, perhaps even the following one. Regardless, I would like to thank everyone for voting, it was fun to see the polls change in real time since I had a lot of free time last month, and I might do this again in the future.

But for now, Thank Arceus that I'm not Jim Sterling.

 

[Lament Configuration]

Jim was kind enough to make a compliation of his wrestling, none of its particularly impressive to look at but I think its a good way to show people here the quality of his 'professional' wrestling.

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I hate Jim Sterling, but his wrestling is actually kind of impressive given how morbidly obese he is. If Boogie did even one of those bumps, he'd be in the hospital for the next year.

 

[Oy Vey]

I'm going to be upfront, I really couldn't care less about what Square produces beyond Kingdom Hearts and the occasional FF spinoff. And repetitive videos like this aren't helping.

Watched a few mins of this garbo and...He called SE "shameless". Jim Sterling called something "shameless". Has he not looked in the mirror recently?

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I'm going to be upfront, I really couldn't care less about what Square produces beyond Kingdom Hearts and the occasional FF spinoff. And repetitive videos like this aren't helping.

Is he bitching about the rerelease of Crisis Core?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Jim's attempt at setting a Christmas table exactly mirrors his failure at looking like a woman. A cheap, low-effort facsimile of the real thing, plastic, soulless and artlessly thrown together with no appreciation or understanding for what he's trying to emulate. The whole "I made it look rubbish on purpose" snark doesn't work if everything you do looks like a cheap aesthetic catastrophe. And this is common to troons in general - they have no flair, style or panache.

The thought of Jim and a group of other cross dressing middle-aged men sitting around that depressing table, all in uwu dresses and dog collars and anime wigs, calling each-other by their pet girl names and pretending to be wives/girlfriends is both hilarious and profoundly disturbing. I can't even think of any books or movies with scenes as demented as that. I can smell it just thinking about it.

I believe there are two major cultural factors at play. One is the John Waters “it’s cool to a kitschy retard/weirdo” thing, except he had drag queens in his movies, not trannies. Drag queens are intentionally a grotesque caricature of femininity. It’s been said that drag is a minstrel show aimed at women, which rings true on many aspects.

The second is the pure delusion that has been implanted into the head of trannies. That women just wake up and basically look like women. They ignore that virtually all women (even the naturally very attractive ones) need makeup and stylish aesthetics to pull it all together. That’s the difference between actual women and Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. Trannies delusionally think that they can just get a few snips and clips, haphazardly throw on foundation and lipstick, and bam you’re no different from any of the actual women around you. Of course, that’s not even remotely true, but that’s the delusion they many trans live under.

The dinner setup is indeed indicative of Jim’s innate inability to be a proper adult. He is in permanent arrested development. A fat retard who eats like a child (fast food, snack food, sodas and sugar drinks), dresses like he’s lucky he got his shoes on the right foot, spends all his free time indulging in childish shit from make-believe-worlds (video games, comics, action figures, wrestling) and just generally presents himself and his work as hitting the lowest bar of acceptability. He’s like a student that studies just enough to barely pass, but not enough to ever get an above C.

Keep in mind there’s nothing wrong with playing video games, enjoying comics, wrestling, etc. It’s when that becomes all you do and your entire life revolves around it. You neglect yourself, your life, your friends, your home to pursue these childhood entertainments. A sane adult would take a step back and ask themselves “wtf am I doing? Wtf have I become?” A delusional childish mindset looks and says “I’m a pretty lady in dress that wrestles evil people and kicks ass, plays with dolls and loves video games and cartoons. Haters are just jealous of how awesome I am, how cool my life is.”

 

[Oliver Onions]

Alas, the fair maiden is already spoken for!

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Are they actually married though? Or is he just calling her his husband (Jesus Christ this shit is so ridiculous) as a LARP like he calls himself a 'non-binary pansexual princess' despite just being a fat bloke in a dress?

In other news, Jim started 2023 right by dropping another 1k subs along with his video today. Start as we mean to continue!

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Are they actually married though? Or is he just calling her his husband (Jesus Christ this shit is so ridiculous) as a LARP like he calls himself a 'non-binary pansexual princess' despite just being a fat bloke in a dress?

In other news, Jim started 2023 right by dropping another 1k subs along with his video today. Start as we mean to continue!

Pretty sure they're not actually married and its all part of the LARP like calling her his husband, has it ever been confirmed that Jim actually had a divorce in the first place?

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

sure you could trade Jim Sterling in for two TBs and still have some of Jim left.

https://rdrama.net/post/136297/brianna-wu-on-dead-video-game

Love em or hate em, the fact TB and Metokur have died and Wu, Sterling and other assorted jewfaggots are alive is proof of the lack of intelligent design

 

[Tanner Glass]

I hate Jim Sterling, but his wrestling is actually kind of impressive given how morbidly obese he is. If Boogie did even one of those bumps, he'd be in the hospital for the next year.

"Impressive" a bit too much praise. I'd say it's more "technically servicable".

Most of what he's doing is not very technical or difficult and has the benefit of having the other person help him (suplexes, powerbombs, and chokeslams). The one "decent for a fat guy" move he does, the rolling kick, looks like shit.

The best thing I can say about it is it at least looks like he's aware that he's shit and doesn't try anything dangerous and isn't putting other people at risk.

 

[Magnus Opum]

Jim was kind enough to make a compliation of his wrestling, none of its particularly impressive to look at but I think its a good way to show people here the quality of his 'professional' wrestling.

I am posting anonymously here as a professional wrestler. I've been wrestling in Europe on the indie circuit and have had the immense chance of not wrestling this thing.
This is a terrible promo reel for your moves and 50% of those clips in there are absolute red flags for any decent promoter worth his salt. This is the kind of shit you would maybe send to a promoter after wrestling 10-15 matches, filled with your moveset and some filler spots; until you can get better material.
The move at 0:52 makes no sense. Nothing happens after.
The childish spot at 1:04 KILLS my fucking job, when I have to go after you and actually convince people i'm not just pretending to fight and sincerely doing it.
but perhaps the biggest red flag out of all of this, is the WEAK and limp clotheline with the arm at a negative angle from the shoulder. (1:23)
The fact that there's a fucking part in there when he's not WEARING HIS FUCKING MASK, FUCK ME MAN YOU HAD ONE JOB.
The fucking fact he can't lift his feet high enough on the leg lariat.
There is no speed, no danger, no energy, no inertia.... for a 300kg bastard, he's terrifying to go in the ring with, but not for the kayfabe reasons.
I'd rather do a fucking death match for a sandwich and a handshake than be booked with this piece of trash.

The one thing you'll notice that is NOT in the reel, is him taking a bump. That's like 50% of your job, and we all know why you're not showing it. Cause you fucking suck.

 

[Lament Configuration]

That's why I said kind of before impressive and noted that it was kind of impressive for a morbidly obese man.

You're comparing his abilities to a non morbidly obese man. And before you nitpick this elaboration, please note that I said morbidly obese and not just obese.

 

[Null]

I am posting anonymously here as a professional wrestler. I've been wrestling in Europe on the indie circuit and have had the immense chance of not wrestling this thing.
This is a terrible promo reel for your moves and 50% of those clips in there are absolute red flags for any decent promoter worth his salt. This is the kind of shit you would maybe send to a promoter after wrestling 10-15 matches, filled with your moveset and some filler spots; until you can get better material.
The move at 0:52 makes no sense. Nothing happens after.
The childish spot at 1:04 KILLS my fucking job, when I have to go after you and actually convince people i'm not just pretending to fight and sincerely doing it.
but perhaps the biggest red flag out of all of this, is the WEAK and limp clotheline with the arm at a negative angle from the shoulder. (1:23)
The fact that there's a fucking part in there when he's not WEARING HIS FUCKING MASK, FUCK ME MAN YOU HAD ONE JOB.
The fucking fact he can't lift his feet high enough on the leg lariat.
There is no speed, no danger, no energy, no inertia.... for a 300kg bastard, he's terrifying to go in the ring with, but not for the kayfabe reasons.
I'd rather do a fucking death match for a sandwich and a handshake than be booked with this piece of trash.

The one thing you'll notice that is NOT in the reel, is him taking a bump. That's like 50% of your job, and we all know why you're not showing it. Cause you fucking suck.

my favorite part of using the forum is when randos join in from unusual walks of life with insider info like this

I had to look up what "taking a bump" means in wrestling terms, and apparently it's just hitting the mat. He can't do that because he's not physically able to. He hurt his back moving years ago and became a painkiller addict. I don't know where his health is today, as he's incredibly hush-hush about his personal life on all fronts except being a gigantic faggot who loves greasy tranny sex with other freaks.

 

[Magnus Opum]

That's why I said kind of before impressive and noted that it was kind of impressive for a morbidly obese man.

You're comparing his abilities to a non morbidly obese man. And before you nitpick this elaboration, please note that I said morbidly obese and not just obese.

Yeah, I agree, just need to rant...

The weird thing about wrestling, is that there is a role for morbidly obese fucks in some matches, but your gimmick has to revolve around you being a gigantic obelisk of poise.
Not trying to do the shit you weren't designed to do, you'll always find someone with a cooler moveset than you. Be interesting and 3 dimensional. Have charism. That's why he'll never make it.

Edit as to not double post, kinda replying to what Null is saying (hi null). The problem with me ranting about this anywhere other than here, anonymously, I would be instantly blacklisted everywhere on the indie circuit, because I'm not a wholesome 100 rassler. Especially if what I'm saying is shoot and not a work (for realsies). Pro wrestling is for children. I do this shit because I want to leave children and teenagers with a good memory of that time they saw wrestling for real in person and not just on TV.
I don't want children to see that disgusting piece of shit soil our mats. Nobody thinks you can fight anyone for real, and that kills the buisiness

 

[Slur Generator]

Ass cancer took the wrong gaymer. Sure TB was a sperg even before cancer but he was pretty good when he only talked about games. I bet this tub of lard will live into his 70s.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ass cancer took the wrong gaymer. Sure TB was a sperg even before cancer but he was pretty good when he only talked about games. I bet this tub of lard will live into his 70s.

Not if JK Rowling gets her way.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

I am posting anonymously here as a professional wrestler. I've been wrestling in Europe on the indie circuit and have had the immense chance of not wrestling this thing.
This is a terrible promo reel for your moves and 50% of those clips in there are absolute red flags for any decent promoter worth his salt. This is the kind of shit you would maybe send to a promoter after wrestling 10-15 matches, filled with your moveset and some filler spots; until you can get better material.
The move at 0:52 makes no sense. Nothing happens after.
The childish spot at 1:04 KILLS my fucking job, when I have to go after you and actually convince people i'm not just pretending to fight and sincerely doing it.
but perhaps the biggest red flag out of all of this, is the WEAK and limp clotheline with the arm at a negative angle from the shoulder. (1:23)
The fact that there's a fucking part in there when he's not WEARING HIS FUCKING MASK, FUCK ME MAN YOU HAD ONE JOB.
The fucking fact he can't lift his feet high enough on the leg lariat.
There is no speed, no danger, no energy, no inertia.... for a 300kg bastard, he's terrifying to go in the ring with, but not for the kayfabe reasons.
I'd rather do a fucking death match for a sandwich and a handshake than be booked with this piece of trash.

The one thing you'll notice that is NOT in the reel, is him taking a bump. That's like 50% of your job, and we all know why you're not showing it. Cause you fucking suck.

Interesting.

If you have a bit of experience in the field, do you know of other wrestlers who may have any experience with, awareness and/or opinion of Jim and his shenanigans at all? Because I know he's tried to pull accusations of transphobia against both other wrestlers and commentators for predictably idiotic reasons.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The weird thing about wrestling, is that there is a role for morbidly obese fucks in some matches, but your gimmick has to revolve around you being a gigantic obelisk of poise.
Not trying to do the shit you weren't designed to do, you'll always find someone with a cooler moveset than you. Be interesting and 3 dimensional. Have charism. That's why he'll never make it.

You look at the Headhunters or more recently the Nigerian Nightmares (or a much deeper cut, Don Montoya), those were fat fucks who actually did things in the ring and could (sort of) work, and most importantly were entertaining. Jim is just a fat fuck.

 

[Corn Flakes]

You look at the Headhunters or more recently the Nigerian Nightmares (or a much deeper cut, Don Montoya), those were fat fucks who actually did things in the ring and could (sort of) work, and most importantly were entertaining. Jim is just a fat fuck.

As a buddy of mine likes to say: if you're going to be fat in the ring, your presence needs to be even larger than your frame. You need to have a ton of personality, a good gimmick, or at the very least the ability to look intimidating and be convincing when you're no-selling people's moves.

Jim has precisely none of these characteristics. He's more like a demented Adult Swim cartoon villain.

 

[Fag Albert]

He'd probably be way better off as a slimy manager for someone more physically talented.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

https://rdrama.net/post/136297/brianna-wu-on-dead-video-game

Love em or hate em, the fact TB and Metokur have died and Wu, Sterling and other assorted jewfaggots are alive is proof of the lack of intelligent design

Counter Argument: Those who hate their lives are forced to live it longer.

Ass cancer took the wrong gaymer. Sure TB was a sperg even before cancer but he was pretty good when he only talked about games. I bet this tub of lard will live into his 70s.

Oh he might. But don't see that as unjust. It's bold to assume he'll enjoy those decades. Jim will survive those decades, but it's very unlikely he'll be truly happy.