Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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OK_Cogitator said:
If'n its anything like what Jorts did to ISIS on behalf of the Trump Administration, then we are well and truly fucked.
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I’ll have you know that cobes was sent a letter from the president of the United States thanking him for his efforts. Without him ISIS would have never been defeated. You’re just jealous that you’ll never have the true boglim magic in you.
 
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Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
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Satan is a fan of cobes, when cobra dies he's going to go to hell and be his job will be to torture the sickos that go to hell.
 
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Redditor posted a wand they bought from Jonah Saunlaner

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Love how bad he signs his name, so wholesome
 
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Bogliacci said:
Redditor posted a wand they bought from Jonah Saunlaner

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Love how bad he signs his name, so wholesome
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I can't recall it now but there is a legitimate name for how he's signing his name associated with mental development problems.

The way he is writing his name like a malformed signature is telling, he's never really developed the pressure sense you get when you're growing up and learn how to use a pen, he learned cursive in a really primitive form sense but he was never allowed to really use a pen so he didn't get to learn the in's and out's of pressure sense when it comes to writing 90% of adults have, but most importantly use when it comes to signinging things.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I can't recall it now but there is a legitimate name for how he's signing his name associated with mental development problems.
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Are there samples of his handwriting on regular line paper? I'd chalk up some of the fuckiness to just wanting to fill in the printer paper.
 
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His "cutting back" is going pretty well. Every time he has a drink now he goes through a long list of rationalizations such only having had one drink so far today, it's after 5 o'clock, and besides he's going to save the rest until tomorrow morning.

Also, some Cobra predictions for the new year:
  • Dental infection miraculously fails to reach a breaking point, Homedad Clint's wallet is spared
  • Landlord trouble from plastering walls and carpet in sprayed beer foam, horrible stale beer smell permeates
  • After waiting too long, as Cobes drinking continues getting out of hand, another Clintervention is held, it fails to have the desired effect due to mixed messaging and general boglim obstinance
  • Chat slow-mode will remain on for the entirety of the year
  • Finances will continue to spiral out of control as he continues diving into the red on account of his over-reliance on fan-donations to cover him, eventually bank account spends more time in the red than in the black
  • An increase of awkward, reluctant hangouts with Warlord due to insufficient booze funds
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Are there samples of his handwriting on regular line paper? I'd chalk up some of the fuckiness to just wanting to fill in the printer paper.
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Just the same but they are so consistent Id use them as exemplars of his handwriting. He's got a very loose sizing consistency that I'd say is him not being able to macrosize his physical actions - when your learning to write you try and use your arms as the pivot point of your writing rather than your wrist along with micro adjustment by your fingers combined with lines to achive a reasonable text to paper density.

Josh is still writing like a 6 year old who's got a problem with sizing his writing, It's almost like he's got a form of Dysgraphia (this is what I suffer from) but it doesn't quite ring right for that, it's like he's got a disconnect between fine motor skills and gross motor fidelity and the two can compensate for each other to an extent, it's not that he's not got fine motor skills he does but he can't apply the control he needs for finer writing, and if you combine that with poor vision you get what he's doing.

In essance he's using a full a4 page like you would use a a5 page if you where just trying to get information down and not worrying about information density, for him to write a normal page of text he'd have to use a larger a3 page and he'd need guides to do it.
 
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