DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Now this is a tricky question. I think he'd take the 20k, announce it, then promptly find a reason to lie or memory hole it or find excuses for why it all went to bills and he still needs money for his day ahf.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol. He was so caught off guard by that and couldn't think of a good enough lie fast enough.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Now this is a tricky question. I think he'd take the 20k, announce it, then promptly find a reason to lie or memory hole it or find excuses for why it all went to bills and he still needs money for his day ahf.

You're over thinking this. He'd take it, announce it, then go on to explain how 20k once doesn't mean he never needs anymore money, what are you crazy? He'd be back to begging the next stream and wouldn't mention the 20k ever again.

 

[NomineNemo]

Lol

lul

Spoiler: Where my mind went

Joke aside, I'm not the only one who thinks he has been extra unhinged/manic the last few days right? Wonder if he got hit by the recent demonetization bat and is lashing out (in all the wrong ways) like a panicky, petulant child? I think his ad revenue accounts for a notable portion of his income, or at least enough to cover some bills, if only because he has so many videos that a few people stumbling on them every month actually adds up.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[DeeTracktor]

When does Phil get his youtube pay cheque?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not the only one who thinks he has been extra unhinged/manic the last few days right?

He's the renewed Phail for 2023. Now with extra toxiciTy!

When does Phil get his youtube pay cheque?

21st. It will be there the 23rd this month

 

[marlintan]

poor catherine st. jean always second place in the man with the cowboy hat's heart.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

21st. It will be there the 23rd this month

so i guess we can expect a big reeemergency begathon where he complains that his payment is late and he doesn't know what's going on or when he'll get it and he NEEDS that money, he really does, to pay his bills, so you better tip because tips help the most and he has bills due today

 

[TyrasGuard]

I'm not the only one who thinks he has been extra unhinged/manic the last few days right?

He probably isn't making enough money to splurge as much as he wants plus the dents were in need of correction after defying Phil's decrees.

Things will be ok again and his paypiggies will donate extra to get back in his good graces. They love being part of the secret club and hoarding all their icons and stuff. There has always been times where Phil bashes his viewers and they just come back the next day donating extra.

Plus we get all this entertainment without having to donate to him.

 

[Corpun]

I didn't know he could make his setup worst than it was. A couple of autistic thoughts from this recent minisaga.

1) It amazes me how truly inept and lazy he is that he ignored the adhesive on the lights because of some bullshit about how they will melt in the heat and destroy his wall paint (As if you can't repaint walls and as if he even cares to maintain his home). Shouldn't really surprise me though considering this dumbfuck tapes his shit to walls all the time and is amazed it falls down. He can't even do basic lighting controls and probably won't put the LEDs anywhere they can be useful because he will put no effort in his streams.

2) I didn't see this because I haven't watched An's video on-demand archived restream of the pre stream copecast but apparent;y he has a whole segment where he talks to Jasper like a kid again. Shit's fucking retarded and I'm betting he only does it thinking it's normal to talk to your pets like they're people.

3) I actually hate his non-paying dents more than the paypigs now. Since they can't get attention from Phil through money, they try without success to get his attention by copying him. That recent rant against whoever the fuck gave him a suggestion that he got toxic towards, read the fucking chat. Everyone starts shitting on the retard and basically calling him a moron dumbass troll. Like Phil has actually managed to weed out everyone with brains and has an actual cult of people who will never give him anything (for now at least) and all vie for his attention. An earlier example of this dent mob mentality is on Howard's maybe dead channel. There are a ton of comments there from dents calling Howard an asshole for stealing Rambo from Phil and shit.

4) The cope with the lights is amazing. They ruin his shitty setup more and I hope they trip a breaker one day because we know Phil can't manage to do anything about that. That whole rant about how his comments about streamers with lighting aren't what he is talking about and how his setup is different because of the gay artwork he has is just the icing on the cake.

5: Regarding the vest demand rant, it's clear he really hates his audience that doesn't pay and that he needs to wear the vest as an obligation now. The vest and other shit are no longer things he loves but keep because they make him money still. The minute he can dump them he will do it, trust me. That rant had the same kind of vitriol as his rants against Secrets Limited, people mocking him for wearing jammies, and his cope about paper plates.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

He probably isn't making enough money to splurge as much as he wants plus the dents were in need of correction after defying Phil's decrees.

If he can't live off 8-9K a month in non-tip related positivity, I think he needs to learn how to tie some knots.

 

[TyrasGuard]

If he can't live off 8-9K a month in non-tip related positivity, I think he needs to learn how to tie some knots.

Na, i think he is well off, way better than he makes it look and Khet might contribute a bit to his income as well. The dents are easy to please, easy to put in line and to squeeze money from, he just needs a semi-decent plan or idea for a tip goal and he'll be on cloud nine again.

A shame really, i think he has it real good as it is but if he was a bit smarter he could easily make almost double of what he makes now. I can't argue with results, and when people whale out money to put on a vest, to blow bubbles or just wear a dumb hat, you are doing great.

 

[Corpun]

Gotta post this again:

You led me down a rabbithole of pig videos that got me to this gem that I think Snort also uses. Laughed out loud at how perfect it is,

I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain

I need to do another write-up on Phil's mental state again, along with a financial one. It's absolutely guaranteed he has NPD, but his isolation and echo chamber has really taken a toll on his mental health. He's always been a shut-in hermit but it's gotten far worse ever since Leanna dumped him.

 

[Chernabog3000]

He should do it. Take away the tip rewards. Replace em with what you actually mean when you say you really wanna get festive with you let's get lit hat. Be upfront with what you really mean when you are talking about the last time you wore a vest. Remove all that shit. Instead of having to deal with your retarded audiences dressup fetish. You can just come out and ask for 50, 100, 150$. Spent the last 3 months or whatever holding back on the beg. The only thing "saving" him, goalposting the whole things and sneaking his begs under the rug of rewards.

Come full circle back to fucking blatant begging, cut the shit entirely and be honest. But ya can't. Cause tip rewards are your scapegoat for begging. To stop the tip rewards is to stop the begging is to stop the pulls. Rewards are a buffer from a level of eggrigous begging that would be over the top even for dave. the old Khet-ch22. Brilliant. Punching air etc. Fucking 0 brain cells with Mr double sided tape. Tip rewards are a huge chunk of the facade not only your addiction is based on but your continued roach existence and carreer at this point.

 

[marlintan]

Na, i think he is well off, way better than he makes it look and Khet might contribute a bit to his income as well. The dents are easy to please, easy to put in line and to squeeze money from, he just needs a semi-decent plan or idea for a tip goal and he'll be on cloud nine again.

A shame really, i think he has it real good as it is but if he was a bit smarter he could easily make almost double of what he makes now. I can't argue with results, and when people whale out money to put on a vest, to blow bubbles or just wear a dumb hat, you are doing great.

if you think ppb is well off, i would love to hear your estimation of a person with a house, car and other motor toys fully paid off in cash... you seem to not be cognizant of reality?

 

[Soy Dora]

He should do it. Take away the tip rewards.

The threat of taking away the tip rewards made me feel like I was in grade school again. He doesn't mean it, but the threat to take away toys from a group of children will work because he has an audience with the mentality of children.

The arrogance of someone in a glass house though, just wild. And he will come to regret being this way when he has 50 viewers barely making the tier 1 tips goal.

 

[Iron Father]

Lol

Top of his head looks like a fucking piggy bank.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Lol

The Flux Capacitor

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail getting desperate to get the $100 stream average going again



And I think we have a cat exploitation streak going