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Bitch you are literally eating Pringles one of the worst-rated chips because it contains 2.5 x more saturated fats than other chips. I can guarantee she is pounding down tubes of them too.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She has already admitted defeat within hours of announcing this “attempt.” Even Amber doesn’t think she’ll ever get below 400 pounds. Besides that, her knees and ankles never hurt because she never stands or walks for any meaningful length of time.
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Are you really surprised? This is the same bitch who would BUTTER HER RAMEN (she posted it on facebook during the Casey or Krystal era). Every time she talks about how she's prepared her food, all I hear in my head is that scene from Southpark where Cartman is explaining to another kid how he eat oreos ".. and then I open a double stuff oreo, and I stick it to another double stuff oreo, and then it makes a quadruple-stuff oreo!"
BBygorls_Laayggs
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She thinks she’ll reach her 2023 goals ? Bro you didn’t even maintain your 2022 weight loss wtf are you talking about ?!!!!!!!
She’s currently like 530 (me being generous) and unless her fucking goal is 600 or 529, she’s not reaching shit
She’s currently like 530 (me being generous) and unless her fucking goal is 600 or 529, she’s not reaching shit
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So how much money is she making snarking on IG? She’ll be feeling desperate soon.
the weeknd warrior
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Best angle for slimming filters, if she filmed from the shitbuns down it'd just process her as a mountain of lard. Funny enough, this is the same reason infants and toddlers are repulsed by amorphous blobs, they have no idea what they're looking at. They don't register as people.
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I doubt she makes much at all, if any. No sponsored posts, no reels and little to no interaction on the posts she does have up without a growing follower base - she's suck on the YewTewbz
I am not getting fooled again this year that she really wants to lose weight.
So, let’s pretend she starves herself (translation - eats like a people) for 3 years, losing the 120 lbs goal each year, she will still be obese for her height. Not even she can fool herself anymore that it is worth it. And for what, to still be considered fat after those 3 years?
But worry not, she has a plan: drawing hearts on a jar, guise.
So, let’s pretend she starves herself (translation - eats like a people) for 3 years, losing the 120 lbs goal each year, she will still be obese for her height. Not even she can fool herself anymore that it is worth it. And for what, to still be considered fat after those 3 years?
But worry not, she has a plan: drawing hearts on a jar, guise.
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If Amberlynn could make one change that would cause her to drop weight, it would be moving to a place that the delivery apps don't service (or that has super limited options). Moving to Lexington might literally have been the worst idea she ever had.
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I don't care how much weight she manages to lose (or gain) this year. Everything shes been vlogging about right now is soooo boring that I'm just waiting for the next inevitable health scare.
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Hamber got a taste of Ubereats in 2019 during her immobile feeder staycation in Lexington. This had such a lasting impression on her that her main goal now was to ditch the fags and their gaycare and move to the big city.
I remain convinced to this day that the only reason she moved to Lexington is because it was a more convient location food wise. She’s also close to more medical facilities which allows her to doctor shop for her issues related to being FAT which is good for her I guess
Turd Fergusson
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Here is my yearly list of AMber's resolutions:
2014: Starting weight: 377 pounds Goal: 300 pounds (loss of 77 pounds)
2015: Starting weight: 385 pounds Goal: 370 pounds (loss of 15 pounds)
2016: Starting weight: 450 pounds Goal: 330 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)
2017: Starting weight: 485 pounds Goal: 385 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)
2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight
2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)
2020: Starting weight: 572 pounds Goal: 445 pounds (loss of 127 pounds)
2021: Starting weight: 527 pounds Goal: 427 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)
2022: Starting weight: 505 pounds Goal: 350 pounds (loss of 155 pounds)
and finally:
2023: Starting weight: 520 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)
From what she is saying, besides having a fancy new colourful diary, she does not have a plan other than trying to eat "normal" portions, whatever it means for Amber. Amber probably expects to have bariatric surgery to meet the goal. She already said that she met the psychotherapy portion by having a HAES psychologist, and Jade is saving, as we speak, the surgery cost. What else can go wrong?
2014: Starting weight: 377 pounds Goal: 300 pounds (loss of 77 pounds)
2015: Starting weight: 385 pounds Goal: 370 pounds (loss of 15 pounds)
2016: Starting weight: 450 pounds Goal: 330 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)
2017: Starting weight: 485 pounds Goal: 385 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)
2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight
2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)
2020: Starting weight: 572 pounds Goal: 445 pounds (loss of 127 pounds)
2021: Starting weight: 527 pounds Goal: 427 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)
2022: Starting weight: 505 pounds Goal: 350 pounds (loss of 155 pounds)
and finally:
2023: Starting weight: 520 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)
From what she is saying, besides having a fancy new colourful diary, she does not have a plan other than trying to eat "normal" portions, whatever it means for Amber. Amber probably expects to have bariatric surgery to meet the goal. She already said that she met the psychotherapy portion by having a HAES psychologist, and Jade is saving, as we speak, the surgery cost. What else can go wrong?
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BBygorls_Laayggs
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Even her “ultimate weight goal” is obese. She wants to be 190. Because she thinks being a “healthy weight” looks unhealthy.
I don’t fucking know. I clearly don’t know nutrition like she does.
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Those stupid hearts in a jaw and coloring out the little boxes. First, that’s shit you use to motivate a fukken toddler. Second, how do you UN draw that stupid heart when you GAIN that weight back, Amber?
How do you UNCOLOR your stupid box when you gain the pound back?
You don’t.
How do you UNCOLOR your stupid box when you gain the pound back?
You don’t.
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This is the best part. If anything cut out tiny hearts and use rubber cement to adhere. Orrrr take it off when she inevitably gains it back.
What happens when she gains more than looses? Ghost hearts? Punch out hearts and hope to keep a patch on?
Nah pretend it doesn’t exist. I give her 7 weeks of bullet journaling
Edit: I will admit to loving a new yearly planner and a 6 pack of gel pens.
But I also have a lot more going on in my life because I am not barren. Lol. Fuck youuuuuuuu big al. I can’t wait to see what happens this year and I’m forever happy the site is working-ish.
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Yes, it's all the viewers' fault! There isn't anything about Hamber that could possibly contribute in any way, shape, or form (and lezbereal here, those three words are entirely too apt in this situation type deal molment) to the perception people have of her. For shame, you doubting shitlords, for shame.
I recall her telling us how she would eat a stack of pringles, complete with cartoon-like noise. This was in the gaycare era, and I'm not gong to get it. Some other historian will pull it from the archives/
What a great summary of her primary issue. "Nah, mange, I ain't reaching no final goal - unless it's the FINAL COUNTDOOOWWWWWN! Dee de deeeee dooo, dede de de deeeh...."
Groundhog year, Hamber version.
We clearly don’t know nutrition, because 190 might be healthy for a 6’3” man.
Is like saying my dream is to work very hard, so someday I’ll make enough money to be considered dirt poor, because i don’t like the pictures on the of banknotes.
How is that motivating, and how delusional do you have to be, to see a healthy body as unhealthy? But maybe we don’t know psychology like she do either.
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the weeknd warrior
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These two fat shits don't even know what grapes look like. Hamu saw this on TikTok and got one of her big ideas on how to get engagement.