The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Souji Tendou]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

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Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

View attachment 4201182

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

View attachment 4201188

When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
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I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

Silly you, didn't you know the Kiwi Farms fly their drones over Ranch property every week?! Why don't we just use the footage from the Null Sponsored Spy Drones.

 

[Particle Bored]

Silly you, didn't you know the Kiwi Farms fly their drones over Ranch property every week?! Why don't we just use the footage from the Null Sponsored Spy Drones.

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Also this one bird's mouth is open. They sit in a particular way and are brownish or darker colored. Definitely not turkey vultures. But they're really big.


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Left is a golden eagle and right is a juvenile bald eagle, both of which are in colorado. A group of freshly fledged bald eagles being together hunting some tasty dead paca might make sense.


Also for the tarp, sometimes the ground is too cold to dig into during a bad freeze. So they might have had to tarp them until they finished digging it because Alpacas can't dig their own grave lol..

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

IIRC, @Konstantin Romanov has previously posted a few high-quality satellite images of the Tranch, probably from a paid service. If you're still paying for it, could you give us an update? Preferably zoomed in as much as possible. Thanks!

I use Landviewer, a site with free recent snapshots in up to 10m/pixel resolution. This is what that looks like (September 18 2022):

They sell high resolution images but do not currently offer a per pixel payment model, you can only buy entire snapshots. As such they cost more than I am willing to spend on lolcows ($100-300 was the price range for recent flyovers). The recent images are also all at night so I can't be sure of their utility. The one high resolution set I posted was from the google maps october 2020 image.

If you look on the 2022 Google map, obviously the barn itself is long gone

That's the google maps october 2020 image. Google composites from various high res images as they become available/cheap, and as such their map is a patchwork in various degrees of obselescence. If you open it in Google Earth there's a button that shows you the dates of the images they have for the region you're viewing. October 2020 is their most recent for the tranch.

I'm not currently aware of any service which offers cheap, hi res, recent images in Westcliffe.

Edit: Should mention @break these cuffs had both the original idea of Tranch satellite updates and the suggestion of using Landviewer. I shopped around but couldn't find anything better.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

I dont think they think they are women. They think they are better than women, or that they will never truly be a woman, that they mutilated their body and there is no way back. They are merely pretending to be a woman because that gives them the attention.

Keffals knows that he will never be able to stream his shitshow and get donations if he moves to the piss ranch, and thats all it comes down to.

implying that he gets anyone watching his streams currently.

 

[Need4Sneed]

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Sure, Jan.
We told you about this last winter, and you certainly broke the law on several occasions back then even if you’re denying it this time.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...ip-matthew-logue.86681/page-666#post-11000785

How lucky that none of your followers appear to remember as far back as a year…

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I can't screenshot right not but it appears that people are accusing the Lakota Man Twitter account or an imposter of scamming for Pine Ridge. It's seems like a lot of people are trying to grift in the name of the reservation.

https://twitter.com/FrancesMFDanger/status/1610894689246351360

https://twitter.com/WalkingInAustin/status/1611038531169751040

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

View attachment 4201182

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

View attachment 4201188

When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
View attachment 4201986

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

It brings a tear to my eye to know that my sleep deprived passing thought brought forth a bountiful harvest of autistic sperg from you all. Tis the beauty of Kiwifarms.

 

[Oxyjen]

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here

Is there a sign that says “Dead Alpaca Storage”?


Incredible work, well done.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Those are definitely ravens. As a friend of mine says, "If you look at it and wonder if there's white on it, it's a raven." Very shiny birds.

Not a definite sign of a mass grave, they enjoy perching on any high point in the landscape.

Show me a photo with 10 turkey vultures or 30 ravens and I will think mass grave.

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Since we are all bringing our sperging A-game out, I don't think the whole place "needs" to be ripped, I think just fallowing for a couple years would be preferable. Ripping the whole place might cause more problems than it solves, in that it would kill the remaining plants, destroy the soil structure, invite weeds, and leave the whole thing susceptible to wind erosion.

The areas around where the critters are fed are going to be the worst, as well as the area near the house. This is why professional stock managers have the water in one area, the salt in another, and supplemental feed in a third. Keep the stock moving around so they don't just shit up one spot, literally or metaphorically. You can see from the air photos that the alpacas mostly stick by the house and their feeding areas.

If it were my place, I'd just bring in a small aerator for the worst of it and let time heal the land. The goal of aeration would be to promote water infiltration so the water doesn't just run off and can get into the soil.

It's going to have a weed problem, ripping or no. I would absolutely overseed with native grasses to give them a head start on the weeds.

Lost topsoil is, well, lost, unfortunately. It's not economically worth bringing in new topsoil on that scale.

Whoever buys the place is going to want a hotline to the county extension agent.

They really did a number on that place.

 

[Crex Crex]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

View attachment 4201182

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

View attachment 4201188

When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
View attachment 4201986

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

Fucking lol the desertification in that place is so bad it can be readily seen from space. It looks like someone composed two satellite images together. And the alpacas likely aren't anywhere near 6 feet under, they're 6  inches under at the very best if birds have smelled them.

 

[Bob_]

Hey Paul you fat alpaca killer, still waiting on you posting some receipts.

 

[Autismo Supreme]

Did they have the property overcrowded with starving livestock? Alpacas won't ordinarily eat down to the root (so by just rotating grazing area the vegetation has a chance to recover) but apparently they do when they're starving (killing the vegetation). Also they'd generally prefer grass (but even a verdant field would not have supported as many as these fucking idiots had).

They had a few chickens, a peacock, and 2 horses. They also decided it would be a good idea to half-bury boulders in what land was set aside for the animals, so the terrain was artificially made to be hard for the horses, for some reason. At any rate the horses did well in spite of this and they were able to graze throughout the year with little issue.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I’m no livestock expert, but aren’t Alpacas on the hardier side when it comes to caring for them?

Yes and no, as hardy and delicate are not mutually exclusive terms.

Alpacas, like sheep, will take pretty much any thing the weather can throw at them and just carry on eating, assuming the food is there. Doesn't even need to be good food, merely sufficient. They don't even need much water.

And like sheep, they can be frightened literally to death very, very easily by rough handling, which is why shearing is best left to the pros. Any stomach bug or blockage is usually lethal - the bit of foil some sped dropped that would mildly inconvenience a goat or dog will more often than not kill them. Once they start to lose condition they very rarely get it back without intensive work on the farmer's part (which is usually not economical unless it's a prize bloodline animal).

 

[AssignedEva]

What a waste of fuel and time. A seven hours each way drive to transport a pickup truck full of firewood. They could pay for firewood from a vendor local to Pine Ridge and have it delivered or let some guys from the reservation pick it up. Less carbon emissions and they’d be supporting a local SD business.

Their plan is so sketchy. We’d probably get some top shelf milk if a Nebraska cop ran a dog through their piece of shit truck.

Edit because we live Clownworld: I’m not advocating anyone contact the authorities or do anything else IRL.

I can't dig up the post but when Penny was doing this last winter, there's a hilarious video of a very unimpressed Native American bloke watching them unload (probably slightly on edge because Penny and Jarrod were open carrying) saying that he'd just collect the various Amazon packages in future - as in "please stop coming to the reservation, you weirdos". It was when they dumped all their worthless unprocessed alpaca roving.

Penny only does this so he can make white saviour videos and take photos of himself with smiling Native children (who are the only ones who ever seemed to muster a smile for him on the reservation), and presumably skim some of the donations. If he doesn't make a video this time, it'll probably be a sign that they didn't bother going and are lying.

According to a buddy of mine that grew up there:
Pine Ridge has become famous over the course of the Keystone Pipeline dispute, and as well for how incredibly fucked up it is. Poverty, addiction, and abso-FUCKING-lutely appalling living conditions made it internet famous. Internet fame made it a playground for every 1/256th Cherokee virtue signaller in the country to make a show out of "helping the locals."
which they didn't, btw.

That's interesting - Jen used to figuratively and literally shitpost on SomethingAwful all the time back in the day (that's how we know he's a shiteater) so maybe that's how Penny happened across the idea.

I think part of the grift involves people from Back East not realizing how far it is between places in the West.

It's a 7.5 hour, 475-mile schlep, one way.

Roughly the distance from DC to Boston, or DC to Columbia SC, or DC to Toledo.

For Califags, it's closer from San Francisco to LA.

Looks like you can buy a pickup load of firewood in Rapid City for ~$200. 90 miles away. And there are probably some good ol' boys a lot closer willing to meet or beat that price.

The way the tranchers are doing it, the cost of the trip is more than the cost of the goods being delivered.

It's such a racket and it's so base.

I had to contextualise this in my Britbong head - this is equivalent to driving from London to Aberdeen, or from the John O'Groats tip of Scotland to Swansea, or from Milan to Budapest.

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

View attachment 4201182

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

View attachment 4201188

When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
View attachment 4201986

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

This is the incredible autism I come here for. 10/10 job, although I now feel sad that they've covered their mass graves with feeders and the alpaca have to eat above the bodies of their fallen brethren

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

@AssignedEva
"I can't dig up the post but when Penny was doing this last winter, there's a hilarious video of a very unimpressed Native American bloke watching them unload (probably slightly on edge because Penny and Jarrod were open carrying) saying that he'd just collect the various Amazon packages in future - as in "please stop coming to the reservation, you weirdos". It was when they dumped all their worthless unprocessed alpaca roving."

I remember that, it was fucking hilarious. His face, he was so over these pretend wahmen pantomiming charity for approval.
They didn't even want their stinky blankets and useless crap that they'd managed to scrounge up. Then Penny acted like such a martyr for driving ALL THAT WAY for them poor injuns.
Much social media content + many asspats = more gibs.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

As he drove away from the Rez that day, Phil was thinking smugly, "I am their white savior. Damn, it feels good to bring so much light and happiness to that poor benighted savage and his oppressed peoples. And we got rid of all that shitty yarn, too."

Rez Man watching Phil drive away: "Ah, just what the world needs, another fucking white savior. Thank you for your condescension and patronizing, white boy. Hope you crash into a bridge abutment on the way home, you two-spirit-wannabe skinwalking freak."

And among the tribal elders, thus was told the story of I Buried My Yarn at Wounded Knee.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

They should just put them down, they are probably going to give them awful care anyways. They are both shitty choices but the only two they will take (because i don't think they will wait until they pass away naturally and since we are talking about monsters here, i wouldn't be surprised if they gave them shitty care on purpose to accelerate their passing).

You're talking about the Tranch Troons in this part right?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

View attachment 4201182

Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

View attachment 4201188

When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
View attachment 4201891
- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
View attachment 4201866
So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
View attachment 4201986

I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
View attachment 4201950
On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

One week after a Trancher admitted the Alpacalypse was real, a Kiwi has a list of potential llama mass graves.

I love this community.

 

[Constellationzero]

The fly situation must be insane.

Inside or outside the Geodesic Thunderdome?

 

[Karen™]

Had to dig up the video of the boys dumping their trash at the reservation; it's some of my favorite Tranch media:

The tranch has made contact with the natives. Even included some free alpaca yarn from their farm. Probably wasn't selling.
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Absolute masterpiece. The wool that isn't even yarn, the Indian guy's politely baffled face, Kevin's labored breathing, "we go to Colorado once a month"

 

[Hecate]

Lets see if we can find the alpacolocaust evidence.

The hi res stuff on google is updated maybe once in two years, so there is not much point looking there. I checked on Google Earth and the previous photo of the place is from 2016. So you need to reach to other sources.

On most satellite imagery browsers you are fucking lucky if the larger cities are labeled, cos no vendor is gonna pay Google to get a list of dirt paths in Bumblefuck, Colorado. And you know, when a satellite goes click, you only get the land image, there are no labels. So the best you get is large roads and townships on an overlay. And satellite images are poor resolution compared to what Google buys.

Which leads to the first question, how to find the tranch on other satellite photo services (as only google maps can locate it if you type the address):

Spoiler: Location of the alpacamp

1. Find Westcliffe or Silver Cliff. It is in the first valley west from Pueblo.
2. There is a road south from Westcliffe. If you follow that road you will see the airport (cant miss it on a sat pic).
3. The first large road east from the airport leads to the tranch.
4. The tranch is the second plot after the trees to the left start. You can spot the round tower (or whatever the fuck that is) and other buildings from videos. On most pics the grass is eaten out anyway, so hard to miss.

Here's apple maps and the tranch buildings are where the crosshair is.

View attachment 4201136


Yandex maps from 2018 shows nothing unusual, which is way before the alpacalypse. There is no signs of overeaten grass.

Spoiler

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Google maps from 2022 shows that clearly the alpacas ate a fuckton of grass, so much that you can see where the fence is.

Spoiler: 2022 photo

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When exactly did the alpacalypse happen and where the fuck did they stuck the dead alpacas?

I would bet the one Boner talked about in the tweet was April 2021. Here is why i think so:

- The winter hit Colorado again with snowfall and a 3-4 days of temps below freezing between 16th and 18th of April and there was some snowfall, enough to cover the land
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- I've pulled some satellite images from satellite, these are taken once or twice a week, but the resolution is poor (1px ~ 30 feet).

11 april 2021 - nothing unusual take for eaten out tranch
18 april 2021 - snow
26 april 2021 - an object appears north of the buildings, looking to me like a dirt heap next to a hole. It's about the size of a small trailer (about 40-60 feet).
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So this is location 1 and i think if they really buried them on the tranch, that's where they are buried. I dont believe that these are unrelated earthworks, because who the fuck would dig a week after snowfall, when the ground is still cold. It was not for any construction either as the heap later disappears and there is nothing but dirt there on the 2022 google photo. Later they made some feeder there, on some newer photos you can see one of the two feeders. But you can put these feeders in with a shovel and some elbow grease, theres no need to make a fucking 50 foot heap of dirt.
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I think there may also be another dead alpaca storage in the upper corner here, which was made later - 4 smaller (about 20feet each, 20 feet apart)
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On later photos there is nothing there, so the same argument stands - why would they dig these if there is nothing built? There must be something six feet under there.

I can't tell what year these were taken but these are from Mapbox, accessed from an app called On x hunt



Edit: just realized there are these weird things near a truck in the top left corner of the property. Any idea what they might be? Don't think they're animals as they seem to be in a grid pattern