Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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This man left Canada, one of the safest places for a man in a dress to be, to go to Ireland because he was afraid for his life after a "swatting".
Nah, he went there for a vacation and to meet up with his fellow groomers. Purely on money he grifted from other trannies mind you.
Stay winning kween ka-falls!
 
Ah, I get it. It's because he's had surgery to look like someone else and acts like he has shrapnel in his brain.
I couldn't have said it better myself
I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.
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Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.
Just imagine how much of a retard you've to be in real life to get dumped within 3 days of meeting someone
 
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There's a chatter that caught my eye from the Finnster stream due to their antics.
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Finnster then read this message on stream and said "Never mind, KGG chat is a little weird"
After which Bee then posted this and got sent to horny jail/chat timeout for 5 minutes:
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[A] They're 25 years old and already talking about how they're going to die from alcoholism so it's pretty depressing needless to say.

Meanwhile Keffals is still salty about Metokur:
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I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.
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Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.
Even if Jim were to die in the next 5 minutes, he'd die with a wife, a house he owns, a family and friends he interacts with, and an entirely disconnected but long lasting legacy online. Lucas is gonna "rip bozo" long before he has a legitimate lasting relationship with anyone who isn't one of his discord mods. Lucas could live another thousand years and the sum total of his life will have been a failed attempt at getting KF off the internet that only resulted in like a week of downtime.

At least this time he didn't publicly post a pathetic message telling everyone he's "transitioning into the world of being single" this time like he did with his last partner (who, as Lucas kept reminding everyone, was a PhD CANDIDATE!!!1).

And god DAMN, that is one hell of a breakup message. That hot mic moment where Sam told Lucas to stop being a drunk, drugged up lazy faggot was bad enough, I can't imagine how much worse it was behind the scenes.
 
So...he's doing what Noah Finnce, Noah Samsen, Jammidodger, and virtually what every react tuber does. There are scores of channels dedicated to "muh transphobia." Get a new schtick.
 
Even if Jim were to die in the next 5 minutes, he'd die with a wife, a house he owns, a family and friends he interacts with, and an entirely disconnected but long lasting legacy online. Lucas is gonna "rip bozo" long before he has a legitimate lasting relationship with anyone who isn't one of his discord mods. Lucas could live another thousand years and the sum total of his life will have been a failed attempt at getting KF off the internet that only resulted in like a week of downtime.

At least this time he didn't publicly post a pathetic message telling everyone he's "transitioning into the world of being single" this time like he did with his last partner (who, as Lucas kept reminding everyone, was a PhD CANDIDATE!!!1).

And god DAMN, that is one hell of a breakup message. That hot mic moment where Sam told Lucas to stop being a drunk, drugged up lazy faggot was bad enough, I can't imagine how much worse it was behind the scenes.
For lucas eyes, the fact that you aren't forfeiting all your physical propeties to it or any other trans people (that is financially supporting it) is a reason enough to call you transphobe.
Null, Metikur, Rowling, Destiny and Elon Musk aren't simply evil for that creature, they are the Godhand of transphobia, with kiwifarms users being its apostoles.
Ironically, give lucas a couple of months and he'll be a perfect carbon copy of Conrad
 
I figured I'd take a look in the comment section of the Turkey Tom/TomDark video to see whether Keffals commented calling him a bigot or something,
They didn't but what I did find was someone who claimed to know Keffals in High School who claims Keffals would:
  • TMI sharing on Facebook about the state of their transition
  • Posting about lasering their asshair off on Facebook
  • Having an ego
  • Hanging around with the incels and women beaters
  • Having bad body hygiene.
It's a Youtube comment so take it with a pinch of salt but the respecting of pronouns is something of note in terms of whether it's a troll or not.
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Keffals has not streamed since the early hours of January 3rd which was prior to Sam unfollowing/officially dumping them. I'm getting a feeling we're moving towards another Depression Arc as all of the content put out on the Youtube were from livestreams before the dumping which the editor probably compiled together.
However today Keffals has put out some brand new content, yet another shit bait joke where they appear disheveled and not wearing makeup (As Sam was the one doing it from Mid December onwards)

The title of the video is essentially designed to be a clickbait ("I am absolutely devastated but I deserved this") especially for those wondering why Sam dumped their ass. Must've really hurt that ego that the high school acquaintance was talking about.

That hot mic moment where Sam told Lucas to stop being a drunk, drugged up lazy faggot was bad enough, I can't imagine how much worse it was behind the scenes.
If you're talking about the one who called out Keffals for just complaining on stream how they're depressed all the time back in November, different person.
Just imagine how much of a retard you've to be in real life to get dumped within 3 days of meeting someone
3 Days after New Years* They were together/flirting for 17 days.... not that that's much better
 
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I'm getting a feeling we're moving towards another Depression Arc as all of the content put out on the Youtube were from livestreams before the dumping which the editor probably compiled together.

Depression arc confirmed:
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I noticed it yesterday but thought it was a glitch or something so I didn’t post it. I don’t think it’s a glitch anymore lol


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wow…. Anti-Semitism at Hogwarts and Gamergate in the same video? Damn, must be an absolute banger….:jacewow:
 
Got bored and decided to check back on the mod/“swatting victim”/and in hiding faggot, Catboy Collector (powerword: Jay Codrescu).

Now, most people after being “swatted” by some cow-tipping faggot would at least try to practice good opsec, right?

Well…
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Way to go, Jay. Now the whole world knows you live in your parents old house.
Seriously, I don’t know why I don’t look back more often on all these idiots. They legit cannot stop sharing everything.
 
This man left Canada, one of the safest places for a man in a dress to be, to go to Ireland because he was afraid for his life after a "swatting".

Metokur, sold some hats. Most recently Jim got a snowman made on his lawn after some fans visited and he had a good chuckle.

Let that sink in. Who's afraid of mortality more?
Keffals: cries genocide, runs to Ireland, pockets hundreds of thousands his followers gave him, insists he's still being targeted while still being a cool, ruthless trans activist
Jim: "Nice snowman, thanks for coming by."

The one comment someone made where Jim would be mourned after his death while Keffals wouldn't was the most devastating IMHO.
Depression arc confirmed:
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I noticed it yesterday but thought it was a glitch or something so I didn’t post it. I don’t think it’s a glitch anymore lol


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wow…. Anti-Semitism at Hogwarts and Gamergate in the same video? Damn, must be an absolute banger….:jacewow:
Is he going to steal Shaun and Jessie Gender's getup for "wizard woman bad" or think he's the only one doing it?

What gets me is that the Iron Bank of Braavos could also be construed for Jewry/usury as they're always demanding their debts being paid, but GRRM is a man so there's not as much controversy.
 
Keffals: cries genocide, runs to Ireland, pockets hundreds of thousands his followers gave him, insists he's still being targeted while still being a cool, ruthless trans activist
Jim: "Nice snowman, thanks for coming by."

The one comment someone made where Jim would be mourned after his death while Keffals wouldn't was the most devastating IMHO.
One thing that's going to get to him really is that there will always be another man in a dress. It's hard to bring what Jim brought to the internet without fucking things up.
 
Am I too skeptical or Lucas is cladding a silicone breastplate? I noticed from its shape to the way it wobbled like jelly in a seizure every time he moved slightly.

It looked so uncanny :(
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I can assure you with 100% certainty what you are seeing IS the actual moobs possessed by this creature and the physics involved are the actual flesh physics.

The aspect you are not intimately aware of (and to be clear, nobody should be intimately aware of) is the lipid levels involved, which is why they behave more like a liquid than a solid in ways that disturb the mind when viewed in motion.
...unfortunately for this man just puts in even sharper contrast how fucked up those moobs are by actually contacting one with your arm. It's like watching someone pour [pancakes] onto a griddle, just spreeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaads out.
...that moob is going to pop out like a horrific flesh slinky and walk across the floor, possibly down the stairs if it keeps up the momentum to get there.
...the moob of our nightmares can be seen peeking over the top of the corset and down...like a flabby water feature.
 
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