Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Jack’s new shirts go all the way up to 3XL, though I’m pretty sure he’s at least a 5XL.

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I'm somehow sure that jack gets his shirts from the same company that makes those tents for the US Army.

What the fuck even is this?
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That is not what sriracha is supposed to look like. This has to be a bottle he's had in the fridge for 5+ years that's just been fermenting into some god awful mess.

That's what you eat when you want to spend the whole night on the shitter.

Surprisingly enough, a Tennessee transplant like Jack did start a cooking channel by the name of Shotgun Red - government name Steve Hall. He used the fame of his "Shotgun Red" puppet to make a decent career in Nashville around the country music scene. Shotgun Red had some decent fame in the country scene that included 8 seasons on Hee Haw, and being a regular at the Grand Ole Opry. The reason I'm posting him is that he was a morbidly obese fellow who also had a cooking show with weird food combinations. Here's his "Wisconsin 4 Cheese Beer Soup":

He's like the contrarian Jack in that his personality is warm and affable, even when he does "gross recipes" there's competency in it, and probably unlike Jack.... when Steve Hall passed away, his fiance continued the channel. I don't think Jr. or Tammy will continue to carry the torch when Jack passes away.

Wisconsin Beer Soup actually is a thing and tbh everything Steve did cook is edible contrary to the weapons of ass destruction Jack usually creates.
https://www.craftbeering.com/beer-cheese-soup/

 

[AnOminous]

Wisconsin Beer Soup actually is a thing and tbh everything Steve did cook is edible contrary to the weapons of ass destruction Jack usually creates.
https://www.craftbeering.com/beer-cheese-soup/

It looks delicious actually, something like Welsh rabbit. It looks like one of the few soups that would be good in a bread bowl.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Spoiler: Archive 360p

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Archiving this glorious tantrum in case Jack deletes it later.

And here are the two comments that got him flustered enough to stare bug-eyed into the camera to pad the video length.

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When faced with well-thought-out and detailed criticism like this Jagoff runs off to facebook where he posts about how people need to just respect his opinion and stop arguing with him.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I had some downs in my life, but thank god, I never was so desperate that I went to eat at Arby's!

And here are the two comments that got him flustered enough to stare bug-eyed into the camera to pad the video length.

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TBH, commentator Not Today (which one of you is it?) has a fucking good point.
Jack's videos are low effort, lazy assed videos with absolutely no passion and a level of enthusiasm 6 ft under the floor of his house.
Every other content creator with at least a minimum of self respect would go and either try to improve his video production or simply cut the loss and stop uploading.
But not Jack, this fat motherfucker is so delusional he still thinks his low quality shit videos are YT's hot shit of the week.

From the Arby's video:


Sarcasm masterclass:

It really looks like Koji 888 is Jack jr. or an absolute retard who really likes Jack's videos.

True words have been spoken

 

[Staffy]

It really looks like Koji 888 is Jack jr. or an absolute retard who really likes Jack's videos.
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He uses punctuations just like Jack does. He's either a sock or a stroked out retard just like Salmonella Man.

 

[Adamska]

He uses punctuations just like Jack does. He's either a sock or a stroked out retard just like Salmonella Man.

Or a contrarian who tries to get their jollies by defending a stroked out narc who has casually mentioned how he'll abuse animals.

 

[Lenzperkins]

I had some downs in my life, but thank god, I never was so desperate that I went to eat at Arby's!

TBH, commentator Not Today (which one of you is it?) has a fucking good point.
Jack's videos are low effort, lazy assed videos with absolutely no passion and a level of enthusiasm 6 ft under the floor of his house.
Every other content creator with at least a minimum of self respect would go and either try to improve his video production or simply cut the loss and stop uploading.
But not Jack, this fat motherfucker is so delusional he still thinks his low quality shit videos are YT's hot shit of the week.

From the Arby's video:
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Sarcasm masterclass:
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It really looks like Koji 888 is Jack jr. or an absolute retard who really likes Jack's videos.
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True words have been spoken
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Everything this guy does is subpar, substandard and lazy. Look at his shirt designs and he has the balls to advertise he does design services. The fucker blatantly uses the Gentleman Jack in his latest shirt.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Speaking of Gentleman Jack, new Jack Daniel's Burger.

"Caramelized" Onions are barely softened, burger is burnt instead of browned, as usual, way too much cheese. Also for some go forsaken reason he just pours fucking burger grease/ Jack Daniels on it. It takes a barely passable burger and makes it like something you would see as a joke. Putting a fucking shot of Jack in to your burger bun is fucking gross.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Speaking of GentlemanJack, Jack Daniel's Burger.

I was always on the fence about the “Jack is a secret alcoholic” theory but this pushes me over. There’s no way he’d buy such a big bottle if he wasn’t planning to drink the rest later, in fact I think the “leftover bottle from last time lol” is what’s left after he drank the one he just bought.

It’s a little surprising how angy Jack is getting at the comments, to the point he keeps passive-aggressively calling them out throughout the video.

The liquid he pours over the burger at the end is basically straight whiskey, since alcohol doesn’t actually burn off quickly like people think it does.

At the end he pretends Tammy is home and yells at her to come try the burger. I guess this is to deflect any criticism of how much he drinks, because his mind is like “my WIFE doesn’t let me drink, therefore I can’t be drinking if my WIFE is home”

Mental break/bender/turn to “sobriety” saga incoming?

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Jack posted a new shirt design again with witty comment.

 

[biggacracka]

Yes. There was a therapy device that could have done something for him early on, but they refused to give it to him for free so he just let his arm die out of spite. That is literally how stupid this fatso is.

I knew the official party line was that he prays for it to get better but I figured he was really just too lazy for physiotherapy and shit

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I was always on the fence about the “Jack is a secret alcoholic” theory but this pushes me over. There’s no way he’d buy such a big bottle if he wasn’t planning to drink the rest later, in fact I think the “leftover bottle from last time lol” is what’s left after he drank the one he just bought.

It’s a little surprising how angy Jack is getting at the comments, to the point he keeps passive-aggressively calling them out throughout the video.

The liquid he pours over the burger at the end is basically straight whiskey, since alcohol doesn’t actually burn off quickly like people think it does.

At the end he pretends Tammy is home and yells at her to come try the burger. I guess this is to deflect any criticism of how much he drinks, because his mind is like “my WIFE doesn’t let me drink, therefore I can’t be drinking if my WIFE is home”

Mental break/bender/turn to “sobriety” saga incoming?

He could have easily have gotten a shooter (aka airplane) bottle of regular Jack for $2-3 but he paid $40 for a bottle of the "high end" stuff to cook one burger. Stretching your dollar, indeed.

 

[AnOminous]

He could have easily have gotten a shooter (aka airplane) bottle of regular Jack for $2-3 but he paid $40 for a bottle of the "high end" stuff to cook one burger. Stretching your dollar, indeed.

Except we all knew he was just drinking all that afterwards. There's almost no point in getting high end liquors for cooking anyway. You should just get whatever isn't absolutely gross, because cooking with anything, even wine, more or less obliterates the more subtle flavors, so just don't get literal bum wine. Would you actually drink it? Then it's okay.

 

[biggacracka]

Except we all knew he was just drinking all that afterwards. There's almost no point in getting high end liquors for cooking anyway. You should just get whatever isn't absolutely gross, because cooking with anything, even wine, more or less obliterates the more subtle flavors, so just don't get literal bum wine. Would you actually drink it? Then it's okay.

I've heard the saying "Don't cook with anything you wouldn't drink" but I agree also that cooking with the high end stuff is retarded.

 

[A Wilhelm Scream]

I've heard the saying "Don't cook with anything you wouldn't drink" but I agree also that cooking with the high end stuff is retarded.

Especially when there's not even a big difference between regular Jack Daniels and Gentleman Jack. IIRC Gentleman Jack is just regular Jack Daniels that has been filtered an extra time, so it would be stupid to pay extra for it if you're only making a sauce out of it.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I'm pretty positive Jack day drinks at home when alone. Tammy is just too stupid to see through the "oh i just cook with that" facade.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

OT but "Gentleman Jack" just makes me think of the nickname of Anne Lister, the "first modern lesbian" that married another woman in England back in the 1800s. I know it's referring to Jack Daniels himself in this context, but Lister has been fresh on my mind recently for reasons.

I was always on the fence about the “Jack is a secret alcoholic” theory but this pushes me over. There’s no way he’d buy such a big bottle if he wasn’t planning to drink the rest later, in fact I think the “leftover bottle from last time lol” is what’s left after he drank the one he just bought.

It’s a little surprising how angy Jack is getting at the comments, to the point he keeps passive-aggressively calling them out throughout the video.

The liquid he pours over the burger at the end is basically straight whiskey, since alcohol doesn’t actually burn off quickly like people think it does.

At the end he pretends Tammy is home and yells at her to come try the burger. I guess this is to deflect any criticism of how much he drinks, because his mind is like “my WIFE doesn’t let me drink, therefore I can’t be drinking if my WIFE is home”

Mental break/bender/turn to “sobriety” saga incoming?

The older and strokier he gets, the less likely he is able to filter his words and constrain his feelings. Brain damaged individuals tend to have piss poor impulse control, and Jack never really had it to begin with. Alcohol isn't helping either. Jack has been using bigass bottles of booze for recipes for years. He definitely drinks in copious amounts despite claiming he doesn't because muh Church

I'm pretty positive Jack day drinks at home when alone. Tammy is just too stupid to see through the "oh i just cook with that" facade.

She's also too busy fucking other men at "retreats" when she's not chauffeuring Jack to and from Arby's

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Jack posted a new shirt design again with witty comment.

Could one of you guys be nicer than Jack and explain this to me? How do you combine a frozen burrito and canned sauce and get beans and rice?

 

[captkrisma]

Gentleman Jack isn't high-end whiskey. It's not even the high-end bottle of Jack Daniel's. It's mid-tier, but it's also at a price point where I wouldn't be cooking with it, especially if regular ass Jack Daniel's is available and cheaper.

Nearly every recipe calls for a tablespoon or 2 max of the hard stuff (essentially .5 to 1 shotglass) so Jack here is drowning everything in booze. His reaction to the smell of whiskey is a clear sign of someone who loves alcohol and is soon getting his fix.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

I figure Jack is just overcomplicating Dean Martin's classic recipe:

MARTIN BURGERS​

1 lb ground beef
2 oz bourbon, chilled

Preheat a heavy frying pan and sprinkle bottom lightly with table salt. Mix meat, handling lightly, just enough to form into four patties. Grill over medium high heat about 4 minutes on each side.

Pour chilled bourbon in chilled shot glass and serve meat and bourbon on a TV tray.