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Yeah, well, at least not for now.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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It's a poorly designed platform.
This is what chat looks like on mobile:
And this is what it looks like on PC (1080 resolution):
No chat pop-out and scrolling back on PC works differently depending on which site you are on.
Oh yes, there are two different ways to view the community on PC and each works differently, because why not.
rekietalaw.locals.com is the main way and has a dark mode option. Scrolling back in chat on this page DOES NOT auto load, you have to click to load more, so it's really fucking annoying to scroll back on.
This is Nick's page via that URL:
Side note: the "Message RekietaLaw" option is only for people that pay more than the basic option. So anyone that DM's Nick through Locals is a higher tier paypig.
The other way to view the community is via https://locals.com/feed/18903/rekietalaw
This way does NOT have a dark mode and chat DOES auto load when scrolling back. WHY THE FUCK does the same chat work differently?
Here is what the main page looks like:
and here is what it looks like with chat open:
The left side bar lists other creators you are sub'd to (you can sub without paying like on YT).
I can't understand why locals has two very different versions/ways to view the same creator's page. It's not just a theme change because shit works differently. It's easier to switch to other communites with the second way, but it doesn't have a dark mode, and chat works a little different. It's like they can't decide which design they want to go with so they just stick with both and then have two different designs they have to maintain.
Mobile chat truncates replies so you have to tap and it'll jump you to that message to read the full thing. On PC, it shows the full message being replied to. A design choice based on less screen space which I understand, but that's why screenshotting chat on mobile looks like it does.
And this is what it looks like on PC (1080 resolution):
No chat pop-out and scrolling back on PC works differently depending on which site you are on.
Oh yes, there are two different ways to view the community on PC and each works differently, because why not.
rekietalaw.locals.com is the main way and has a dark mode option. Scrolling back in chat on this page DOES NOT auto load, you have to click to load more, so it's really fucking annoying to scroll back on.
This is Nick's page via that URL:
Side note: the "Message RekietaLaw" option is only for people that pay more than the basic option. So anyone that DM's Nick through Locals is a higher tier paypig.
The other way to view the community is via https://locals.com/feed/18903/rekietalaw
This way does NOT have a dark mode and chat DOES auto load when scrolling back. WHY THE FUCK does the same chat work differently?
Here is what the main page looks like:
and here is what it looks like with chat open:
The left side bar lists other creators you are sub'd to (you can sub without paying like on YT).
I can't understand why locals has two very different versions/ways to view the same creator's page. It's not just a theme change because shit works differently. It's easier to switch to other communites with the second way, but it doesn't have a dark mode, and chat works a little different. It's like they can't decide which design they want to go with so they just stick with both and then have two different designs they have to maintain.
Mobile chat truncates replies so you have to tap and it'll jump you to that message to read the full thing. On PC, it shows the full message being replied to. A design choice based on less screen space which I understand, but that's why screenshotting chat on mobile looks like it does.
Yeah Sally, we're more pathetic because we don't need randoms on the Internet simping for us to makes us feel good about ourselfs. And I wouldn't have called the night show "degenerate" but instead "edgy".
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This just in, simply reading screenshots of what people post in locals is twisting their words and bad faith. Also I'm not really a Nick fan and probably evil or something idk
Potatoherder
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It was on the same level of the guy who razorfist ripped off. He used to have a show on msnbc before they went far left. Dennis Miller? yeah.
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With the way 2023 is starting off I'm expecting Dennis Miller to make a sex tape and Razorfist to openly and proudly reveal that he gets pegged daily.
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>"Not understanding subtlety"
There's nothing subtle about this.
>"Not being able to separate personal practice from external judgment"
Nick knows and has seen the the things that caused people like @theralph to tailspin out of control.
He's made fun of people for doing these similar things in the past.
The fact he can't see his wife has been shit-testing him says his own judgment has been shot. Probably due to the alcohol and the drugs (a reoccurring problem in The Sektor).
It's funny, a year or two ago Nick jokingly said during a stream he wondered what kind of stupid or idiotic thing would cause his own downfall and "was looking forward to it" while laughing.
Not laughing now are you, Nick?
You still have a chance to pull out of this, but if you stubbornly continue down this course you will regret it.
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Here I am thinking that this was common knowledge for quite some time now.
Kopasea
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An interesting thing to me about this particular poster, ArttheClown. He has claimed in the past to know Nick personally and to have his cell number (where they text a lot). His wife is EgalitarianBitch. Both art and Egalitarian post her lewds a LOT in chat, usually starting the trend (or at least were the drivers of it previously). For a while, I thought that Egalitarian was the nanny that Nick and Kayla used, but I've since been told otherwise. Though, Nick will joke about her being the nanny which is why I got confused.
What's really interesting is that Art seems to be saying that even Nick should pull back a little from the coomer arc. This is a guy that will post his wife's lewds constantly, and if he even thinks that Nick is going too far on some things, that's funny. He was also someone who discussed the degeneracy when it was in its infancy and he was a little noseguarding. Someone else mentioned that he would lose a lot of respect for Nick if the rumors of swinging/exhibitionism were true, and Art nose guarded back then.
This was a common insult by him a few months ago. "Prude, incel, can't get a woman". He claims to have experienced a degenerate lifestyle of many threesomes and women before settling down with Egalitarian and will quickly use that to claim self worth over anyone who didn't like the direction that Nick was going.
The weirdest thing to me was how much Nick's community (even on Discord) wanted to have a relationship with their wife like Nick has with Kayla. As recently as October, people were talking about how wholesome they were.
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His girlfriend (fiance? Wife?) is Latina so it's not entirely outside the realm of possibility.
TheDarknessGrows
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I thought I was a Nick fan. Then Nick swallowed the Balldo.
How long before we reach this point:
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These people are both retarded as well as nasty, and if Rekieta actually wants to spend time with them for any reason then he is totally fucking insane. He is willingly stepping into the most gigantic shitstorm imaginable, with everyone who had his best interests at heart saying repeatedly hey dude, here’s some thoughts about why you maybe shouldn’t drag your wife and your entire family into your midlife fuckshit.
Oh well! Enjoy your new pals, Nick! They’re sucking you into the sewer even as I type but as long as you’re having fun, bro!
Oh well! Enjoy your new pals, Nick! They’re sucking you into the sewer even as I type but as long as you’re having fun, bro!
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He's a guy who believes in "better living through chemistry," whereas the government strongly disagrees with him on that view, if you catch my drift. I surmise that might have initially drawn him towards Nick and his lolbertarian views. Pre "IF move" readers of this thread might remember when he grifted a THC thing on Nick's show, and gave a promo code.
I'm unclear if I'm allowed to say anymore without a halal, since he technically has an unverified account (@CGoody564) here with all of three posts, but I will simply say for now, much like Spectre did, he has done an extremely piss poor job covering his tracks. To the point where I don't even think he tried or cares. On one account, he even has his apparent legal name tied to the CGoody name.
Still, out of an abundance of caution, it's probably better to ask @Null for permission, than end up begging for forgiveness. I've been dutifully archiving certain things, just in case.
I am beginning to think you have to be a complete fucking weirdo to want to be a Rekieta janny.
Come to think of it, you probably have to be a complete fucking weirdo to want to be a janny for any e-celebrity.
Also,
LOL.
Here's some more funny:
His locals chat is wide open, but even if it weren't Locals TOS only requires a user to be 13 or older.
What's funny to me is that Art acknowledges that Null has Nick's best interest at heart, but still insults him anyways.
I really think Metokur would have gotten there eventually with Nick if he wasn't so sick.
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I just realized you have to pay to send locals chats... the 40 year old wine moms are paying to send nudes to a married 40 year old man and his army of simps. 
You can tell this drama is different than before, when it actually didn't bother him. When he had drama with LegalBytes, he would constantly say not to harass other people. Now he's got people like this, and himself, going into comment sections of clip channels and harassing people that disagree with him. I fully expect some free speech argument or "I don't control them" as defense of why he can't stop them, not that they would anyways. Their internet daddy is being "attacked" so they must defend.
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In my experience, the people who constantly talk about sex aren't getting any and their insecurity about that fact makes them blab a lot about supposed sexual adventures they are having. Sex is scarce and special for them that's why they think/talk about it constantly. If you are truly fulfilled at home and having sex regularly you don't feel the need to share this with the world because you're not constantly obsessing over it. The whole "this person doesn't talk about their sex life, that means it's nonexistant! What a virgin!" is projection.
Kopasea
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Follow up to my last post about Art the Clown, The locals member cynthialibtard says that Art was threatening to post people's phone numbers.
Also, she's the only one currently in locals that agrees with Null and @chudbere and they have all turned on her claiming she is the one leaking everyone's lewds.
I'm seeing a lot of freaking out of people who posted pics in the chat though. And then their simps are on the Elissa's youtube channel angry that Elissa is ruining a good time.
Also, she's the only one currently in locals that agrees with Null and @chudbere and they have all turned on her claiming she is the one leaking everyone's lewds.
I'm seeing a lot of freaking out of people who posted pics in the chat though. And then their simps are on the Elissa's youtube channel angry that Elissa is ruining a good time.
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She dumped him awhile ago. He groomed her from the age of 15 and even made her dress as the girl from Lolita. At this point, getting pegged in the ass sounds pretty tame.
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Holy shit dude, thank you I've been banging my head against a wall dealing with this shitty ui and trying to scroll up, then click the button "show more messages".
Now I can just hold down page up. Absolute king.
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Fun fact: Some jurisdictions keep anti-adultery statutes on the books not because of "muh Jesus" but because they want to avoid the jealous rage that ends in one person mag dumping another.
But seriously, I welcome the coming Locals civil war. You guys basically asked for this shit.
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Potatoherder
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Nick really isn't going to like this drama. When you have infighting of the paypigs he has to take a side. And once he takes a side that will give the winners the go ahead to purge the unbelievers.