The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Tinnitus]

If anything, I think someone on Kiwi Farms said it best regarding the HBO show of this video game:

You’re trying to outdo The Walking Dead by making a show where you have to protect your family from zombies eating you alive, yet you also want to show what happens when you live your life under a quarantined situation with no way to contact your friends and family and see how you’re doing.

Who wants to sit there and watch this for 10-12 episodes and relive the experience of what they had to go through for almost 2 1/2 years?

Druckman tries to go for an Arkane/Edgerunners but forgets that TLOU is just Walking Fungus.

If he wanted to make a memorable show atleast do unique fungi monsters such as one that's melted into a house and acts like the Monster House.

I would love watching a show where there's a Giger/Kadczynski house in which fungi people are chilling in the walls and ground.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:



Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:



It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

 

[trent]

Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

So, the first season will plough through the first game as quickly as possible (despite it being the game that people actually liked) and then they are going to drag the second game out for years because we need to spend the most amount of time possible in a world where Joel is dead and Abbie is the main character?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Gee, I really can't wait for Season 2, where Ellie and her pregnant Jewess girlfriend get high and do a sex scene.

 

[Tinnitus]

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:

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Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

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It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

God is her forehead massive.

So, the first season will plough through the first game as quickly as possible (despite it being the game that people actually liked) and then they are going to drag the second game out for years because we need to spend the most amount of time possible in a world where Joel is dead and Abbie is the main character?

The first game stretched out into one year considering we had every 4 seasons.

Meanwhile Part 2 started in Winter and if you consider everything after the Theatre fight non-canon ended in Spring.

 

[ShitLurker]

God is her forehead massive.

Such glorious ad space.

The first game stretched out into one year considering we had every 4 seasons.

Meanwhile Part 2 started in Winter and if you consider everything after the Theatre fight non-canon ended in Spring.

Bt Cuckman onlt cares about the first game enough to set up Abby as a justified freedom fighter and Joel as a monster. Once that ugly shit made by people with more narrative talent than him is done with, he can finally indulge his true retardation.

 

[Miller]

Gee, I really can't wait for Season 2, where Ellie and her pregnant Jewess girlfriend get high and do a sex scene.

Expect at least a double-episode taking place in that IRL library turned into a synagogue.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Just as I will never watch any of the Lawd o' Da Rangz abomination, neither will I watch this garbage.

 

[Mega Black]

"I know we are in a horrible post apocalyptic scenario where people died by the millions, Ellie, but let me lecture you on the plight of God's chosen people."

 

[Tinnitus]

"I know we are in a horrible post apocalyptic scenario where people died by the millions, Ellie, but let me lecture you on the plight of God's chosen people."

You'd think Dinah would talk about Ellie being something like a Messiah or chosen one with her being immune.

Yet nothing about her immunity gets discussed by Dinah at all not even the obvious "can you pass the immunity unto your children"

I think this is why Cuckmann considers the ending of TLOU to be controversial.

You saved a dyke whose immunity dies with her instead of letting a shaman split her head open at the chance of finding a vaccine nugget.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:

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Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

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It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

In Season 2 Ellie becomes Abby, by the look of it.

 

[The handsome tard]

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The fuck did he mean by this?

It means that "I havent held a single video game controller in my whole pathetic existence AND I have a deep hatred for those that did"

There is a lot of "subtle" (as a gunshot) loathing there of the medium they are adapting. Its amazing how these people are exposing themselves and their feelings unintentionally (because they are both morons and cant help themselves).

I'm like 95% sure this entire thing stems from Druckman's desire to see Joel's brutal death again on an even larger scale. He fucking hates that character to a disturbing and obsessive degree.

As to why my theories are

1- Amy Hennig liked Joel and this is revenge for cock blocking Cuckman and not letting him do all the retarded shit he wanted.

2- Cuckman has major daddy issues and Joel represents his father. He's symbolically enacting vengeance on him over and over.

Either way, pretty fucked up.

Both are possible. A lot of people in the entertainment industry, especially nowadays, all seem to have a recurrent issue with their parents, especially their fathers. Most likely caused by their fathers not showing much support for their creative endeavors (either out of ignorance or/and because they think its not the safest path for a stable adult life), that is assuming they were there at all.

Now not all daddy issues are born out of pettiness, sometimes their fathers were legit pieces of shits but it doesnt mean these people shouldnt have sought psychological help to deal with these tho. Much less use that resentment in your creative pieces of work.

It wasn't Hennig, it was the other writer, the one that Druckmann removed in the credits of the remake/remaster of the first game.

Really? Oh damn, how fucking petty you must be...

As if to say "Yeah, your characters are mine, bitch. How does it feel?"

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She looks more like Abby and i wonder if that's what Druckmann fapped to after he finished on his Ellen Page obsession.

Thanks for the image of that goblin jacking it to Greta...

Way to undermine a core aspect of Ellie’s immunity.
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https://twitter.com/naughtyndc/status/1611435607074672640?s=46&t=J6T64qdaH1nU9ZoTdmguCw

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I guarantee you this is a “we have to make sure you see the actor’s face at all times” thing.

Way to undermine the threat of the spores. The game made sure that you know how important the masks were because one wrong breath in their area of spread and you are fucked. It makes this shit even more of a generic zombie show because it undertones the fungal aspect.

Christ almighty...

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:

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Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

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It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

Oh great, so they wont even bother making Part 2 mercifully short. I guess I can imagine them doing this because they got no choice since there is no more source material.

Yet nothing about her immunity gets discussed by Dinah at all not even the obvious "can you pass the immunity unto your children"

They dont because it would make Ellen a tad stupid and even selfish for being a lesbian and not accept she has to take one for the team and at least be bisexual so she could have children that could carry her immunity onward. I mean, she was ready to have her head cracked open but not change her sexuality one bit? Priorities, am I right?

I will assume that isnt a possibility because Cuckmann wouldnt want to make his jewish lesbo couple sound stupid and selfish

 

[fishercat]

The actual cordyceps fungus that the zombie plague in the game is based on spreads via spores. The insects it infects are driven to go to places that their spores are most likely to spread. What the fuck, this is an entirely different kind of zombie now.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Repost from the Sony hate thread:

https://archive.md/vGMFg

A great (but long) article that predominately focuses on The Last of Us Part II and why it sucks, but it also talks about Sony's first party line up in general and why they fail.

So, to my friends who ask me “why give your headspace to the expensive video game that everyone’s talking about when there are ten million other, better, more interesting video games out there?” I can only say: Because The Last of Us Part II is a bad, bad video game, in so many ways, and the ways in which it is bad may actually cause harm to this medium we know and love.

 

[GatorAids]

Out of all the vidya worlds to adapt to live action TLOU is probably one of the worst because it's entire world doesn't make sense unless every person in it is retarded.

People become zombies because of spores from a fungus but somehow don't get infected by these spores while gallavanting out in the woods. Where fungi grow all over the place and you kick up spores with every step you take. If the fungus somehow only grows inside or is harmed/killed by the sun how the fuck is it even a threat? How did it become a world ending event? Grab some UV lamps and get cleaning.

Doctors are retarded enough to go straight to scooping out a little girls brain for a fungal infection which would be in her lymphatic system first of all, and second of all they don't explore any other options like testing if the immunity can be passed on through birth. Maybe see if there was anything special about the zombie who bit her? Fuck that, just go straight to the melonballer.

People are supposedly fighting over food and shelter in North America after humanity has receded so much there's trees growing through the pavement. Why the fuck would people be fighting over food like this is Fallout? There would be deer, ducks, squirrels, bison, all kinds of animals all over the place to hunt or trap. Rivers and streams would have alot of fish since industrial fishing would be gone. Nobody in Peoria, Illinois would be starving that's for sure, just very sick of carp. If you can't hunt there's plants everywhere, and every single town has a bunch of nurseries with greenhouses for you to grow food in even in winter. Why the fuck is anyone starving?

 

[Broseph]

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:

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Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

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It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

I can't get over how the girl they found for Ellie looks like Rocky Dennis from that movie "Mask".

 

[Zaryiu2]

That or something about not wanting the audience to get Nam flashbacks of Covid.


Kojimbo is a hack writer. When he has carte blanche we get MGS 4, 5 and Death Stranding.

Still 2 of these still have entertaining enough parts (No opinion on Death Stranding) unlike what Cuckmann has made or corrupted

Is there someone even more bad at making games rn than the Cuckmann?

Oh and

 

[Table Country]

Bella Ramsey revealed that she did watch some of TLOU gameplay, even though she was told not to play the game:

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Also, Craig Mazin said that if the show is renewed, then the events in TLOU2 will happen over multiple seasons:

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It's pretty obvious why that's the case, assuming that the show does get renewed.

Looks like if you took a newborn and used future science to prematurely age it up.

 

[Tinnitus]

Thanks for the image of that goblin jacking it to Greta...

You're welcome.

Out of all the vidya worlds to adapt to live action TLOU is probably one of the worst because it's entire world doesn't make sense unless every person in it is retarded.

People become zombies because of spores from a fungus but somehow don't get infected by these spores while gallavanting out in the woods. Where fungi grow all over the place and you kick up spores with every step you take. If the fungus somehow only grows inside or is harmed/killed by the sun how the fuck is it even a threat? How did it become a world ending event? Grab some UV lamps and get cleaning.

Doctors are retarded enough to go straight to scooping out a little girls brain for a fungal infection which would be in her lymphatic system first of all, and second of all they don't explore any other options like testing if the immunity can be passed on through birth. Maybe see if there was anything special about the zombie who bit her? Fuck that, just go straight to the melonballer.

People are supposedly fighting over food and shelter in North America after humanity has receded so much there's trees growing through the pavement. Why the fuck would people be fighting over food like this is Fallout? There would be deer, ducks, squirrels, bison, all kinds of animals all over the place to hunt or trap. Rivers and streams would have alot of fish since industrial fishing would be gone. Nobody in Peoria, Illinois would be starving that's for sure, just very sick of carp. If you can't hunt there's plants everywhere, and every single town has a bunch of nurseries with greenhouses for you to grow food in even in winter. Why the fuck is anyone starving?

That's because it's a game without any worldbuilding.

If you want an explanation as to why these people can barely feed themselves or survive it's because TLOU's world is one giant CHAZ.

 

[fishercat]

The thing is about IRL cordyceps is that if an infected insect is taken away from the rest of the group before it dies it tends not to spread (provided it gets caught before going to spore). However, it can decimate entire colonies of insects. It's more likely to happen the more prosperous an insect population is, so it's sort of like a form of population control.

After the human population died down a bit the virus should have done so as well.