Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.5%

  • Total voters
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I gotta say, I've been following Hamber for years longer than I care to admit and the sheer INSANITY of her new bullet journal has actually shocked me and made me laugh out loud. The amount of frivolous bullshit she is planning on tracking is approaching schizo levels. Of course she's not going to follow through. But the amount of dopamine she gets from simply "planning" and "starting" things is unreal.
 
Ya know, there's a cool extension that lets you see the dislikes.

Let's look at her last five videos.
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Looks more to me like people were supportive of her finishing Vlogmas, but now that it's back to the same routine shit's going back to normal like/dislike ratios.

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I gotta say, I've been following Hamber for years longer than I care to admit and the sheer INSANITY of her new bullet journal has actually shocked me and made me laugh out loud. The amount of frivolous bullshit she is planning on tracking is approaching schizo levels. Of course she's not going to follow through. But the amount of dopamine she gets from simply "planning" and "starting" things is unreal.
There are baby tracking apps, they autistically track a lot and time it for you. (Feedings- what breast you feed from and how long for, or how many mL were consumed if pumping or formula feeding, diapers and what kind they are, pumping and output, timing, and side, sleep (where, how) with a chronometer to ensure accuracy, walks, and so on.)

They're still not half as bad as anything tracked by Amber, lmao.
 
I gotta say, I've been following Hamber for years longer than I care to admit and the sheer INSANITY of her new bullet journal has actually shocked me and made me laugh out loud. The amount of frivolous bullshit she is planning on tracking is approaching schizo levels. Of course she's not going to follow through. But the amount of dopamine she gets from simply "planning" and "starting" things is unreal.
If the type and duration of crybabying wasn't ludicrous enough, the tracking of hair brushing surely is. So she admits she can go weeks without brushing her hair....if true that surely means she also can go weeks without washing it, because even dry shampoo use means brushing it out. Bitch must stink like a garbage dump after a month long heatwave. I still haven't watched the video in full. Is she tracking her showers as well, or is she still trying to pretend she showers everyday.

What's the point of tracking the weather? She’s not smart enough to statistically cross reference moods, weather, sleeping etc for any of this to make sense. It's all performance bullshit. She seriously is full of it, so a bowel movement tracker seems a much more appropriate thing to do. Then again, maybe that would be more appropriate if tracked in Jade's bullet journal.
 
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This bullet journaling nonsense is legitimately baffling to me. I don’t understand why she’s doing it when she has a whole slew of trackers that she can wear on her Cabbage Patch Kid wrist that will do the same thing.
She's doing it because it gives her the appearance of doing something or being super serious for realsies when in reality she's going to accomplish fuck all, just like every year before this one.

I genuinely have no idea how she still manages to get Ambabies considering how old and haggard she looks now. Surely there are younger, prettier deathfats who still have the possibility of being serious about wanting to lose weight that they could follow.
 
Her Instagram Q&As are the only mildly entertaining thing she does anymore.

Hamber insisting that she doesn't brush her hair due to DePrR3ssioN is beautiful. It's totally not the fact you're a lazy fat fuck, If you are too depressed to brush your hair, you'd be too depressed to put on make-up and put on that smug act for the camera.

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

I really hope most of the brown nosing questions are from herself because if there are real people who want to praise this cunt, it's a sad indication of how fucking stupid people are.
 
I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually

This just re-watching that bullet journal crap it makes it look like she’s trying to get to know her self. What was my good day? What was my bad day what made me cry and the sad fact is she’s never been alone with herself long enough to know who she is and I think if that ever happens, she probably have an emotional breakdown, she’s never lived on her own ever in her entire 33 years on this planet and maybe she associates being alone with being lonely but just because you’re alone doesn’t mean you’re lonely.
 
I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?
She lived alone post-dusty when dusty moved in with dana and the ham had the apt to herself but that lasted all of 3 nugget skin cus she hopped on Bucky real quick.
 
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This just re-watching that bullet journal crap it makes it look like she’s trying to get to know her self. What was my good day? What was my bad day what made me cry and the sad fact is she’s never been alone with herself long enough to know who she is and I think if that ever happens, she probably have an emotional breakdown, she’s never lived on her own ever in her entire 33 years on this planet and maybe she associates being alone with being lonely but just because you’re alone doesn’t mean you’re lonely.
Living alone is practically a skill in today's world. Some people can't stand the idea of coming home to an empty house and will do anything to avoid it. This often leads to a non-stop string of toxic and/or co-dependent relationships. People who can be at peace alone are almost always more well adjusted.

If someone is 32 years old and alone, there's a reason.
Some people just prefer it and there's nothing you can say or do to convince them otherwise. Other people are BPD nightmares and eventually end up alone because nobody can stand them. Yeah this isn't the case with Amber yet. But it's coming. Her group of friends have dwindled down to one weirdo feeder. And given Amber's history of being an annoying grating drama queen it's only a matter of time before Jade Francis fucks off. That or Ambers heart explodes while she's on the toilet.
 
The lipoedema stuff is so fucking tired not here but from her, for her, it is such a shit excuse because we know she gorges like 8000 calories a day so obviously you gain weight. So yes your lipo does make you gain weight but you're continually gouging.

I do want to see Nick just go scorched earth on the cunt though because he has reach and finally after 6 years we can end this fucking charade of "I don't like eating." UwU. She is just a shit nasty person who is so lazy she cannot even point a camera and earn more than people who work their asses off.

We all know she is equally as worse as Chantal but she is far more insecure and narcissistic than Chins. She will go after her for clout though.

Angie on My 600 Lb Life weighed just over 600 lbs, but 400 lbs was just her legs. That’s who should be complaining, not ALR.
 
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Apparently, at the 45ish minute mark of KG's livestream, Amber appeared in Justine's chat. Justine didn't notice until 46:30 when it was all over, and pretty much continued the livestream the way she always does (except to offer the challenge that if Amber reaches her goal weight, Justine will quit vaping).

Narc Alert made the comment in the chat "can I kick her Justine", and another mod asked the same. Amber started stirring up a bit of trouble in the chat, asking Justine why she was triggered over Amber's bullet journal, and The Narc Alert 'timed her out' for that comment. Narc Alert justified it by saying Amber "came in defensive not friendly", and that she didn't set a time for it, just timed her out. Ten minutes later, Justine's audience finds this post on Amber's channel - while the live was still running - saying that Amber was blocked. Justine stops the reaction to read the comment. Amber's comments don't seem to be in the chat anymore.

Justine's fans started responding to Amber on this post, reminding her that it was Amber who blocked Justine (over the scooter incident).

So, long story short: Amber appeared in KG's chat to start shit for attention. The Narc Alert took the bait and reacted to her bullshit instead of just ignoring it, and ... Begun, the Gorl Wars have. Congrats, "Merc", you just got outsmarted by Big-Brain Amber (well, she DOES have a 145 IQ, so....)

The Ambabies are trying to keep this absurd slap-fight-over-nothing going. This was posted in the comments of Justine's live today:
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GodDAMN dude..... Have you ever considered a future in kiwi farming? I mean, you'll be dragged for being an Ambaby, but still.

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?
 
If she weren't such a liar this Journaling is what a therapist would encourage for someone with major depression disorder. What time Went to bed. Woke up. How much water. What you ate. Exercise. Weather. Medication vitamins hygeine chores accomplished. And they would encourage setting goals for accomplishing these tasks as well.
Yes it sounds juvenile but mdd and we all know other PDs are a beast.

But amber lies and wastes journals and all this can be sent to her practitioner via email everyday. I am waiting for the lie that my pretend therapist wants me to do this.
 
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