Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Nick is demonstrating an ongoing fundamental lack of understanding of KF. No one here is trying to cancel Nick. Observe and document, that's all that happens here.
You forgot the best part, laughs. Observe, document and then laugh.

>long time fans bitch at him being for being a faggot ass buster
>sides with the aggressively parasocial fans

He's going to attract actual trolls soon. Not to the levels of say the Wackey Funsters of Owen A. Forrums, but Rekieta and the wine moms have shown they'll react to getting poked with a stick by pissing and shitting on themselves.
It's funny you mention ONA because the responses Nick has been giving have been reminding me of Fatrick, belligerent posts where any criticism of him is wrong and only his take is correct, complete denial of reality. Everytime someone comments that Nick has changed all I can think of is Fatricks "No stalker, those are just your delusions again".
 
He has had multiple clips (in this thread) that say outright he doesn't care and that it is 'GOOD!' because people are prudes and need to be more open about sex.
Yeah I've seen them. That response is the product of an acutely horny coomer brain in the heat of sex-induced retardation.

Nick's IQ must have dropped by at least 70 points to say something that fucking stupid, now the question is whether it did so temporarily or permanently. This being the internet I fear the worst.
 
What's the lore on this guy? I missed this part of the story but I know he goes on Flash Cast, he was on the call (but silent) the other night when Lofti got banned from the panel by Flash.
Like @Save the Loli said, I originally was introduced to him when Nick had him on due to Camelot's legal kerfuffle with GameStop (he worked at GameStop and something happened that lead to his firing). If you search this thread, I'm sure you'll find when he first had him on.
 
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I don't have all the specifics, but Nick was covering the Sophie Long custody case, it really looked like Sophie was getting abused by the mother's boyfriend.

Sometime during this, the pro-mom winemoms went on the warpath, and even brigaded @Ken Jennings' job into firing him.

As to how this relates to his current Locals chatters, I'm not sure. I'm assumed they would all be pro-father/anti-mother.

EDIT: Goddammit Manning
What we are all missing is that this is all really just a long-term op from the Sophie Long wine moms. They bided their time until Nick was the most vulnerable, his YT being taken down and a new platform migration, before swarming his community and breaking his brain with an onslaught of leathery, saggy pockets of silicone and cellulite. All so they can finally say, Kelly Long won.
 
what is the lore on Elissaclips? is she a thot or innoent in all this?

She was active in the DISCORD and took part in a lot of the shenanigans there that drove the mods and others mad, and she seems to be playing as 'one of the boys'--but not the fake, Faran 'I can take it, but don't be TOO mean' type. She seems to feel something for LR and posted that she was 'embarrassed' for her when the Coomer Arc started. She has met with Nick and LR at least twice in person, and may have had some DMs about the revenge porn.

she just seems like a normal non-retarded female to me ... i know this comes off as seeming like 'one of the boys' because generally, online, women act like complete fucking psychopaths. i'm not a doctor/shrink but I supect this is just an extension of their actual personalities, amplified.
 
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Why would anyone mocking Nick right now want him hurt financially? He's had his best year ever in terms of streaming revenue and it ended up in swingers' resort trips and a $100k car driven off the road within minutes of pulling out of the lot. More money means more hilarity. Why on earth would I want him cancelled?

Nick has successfully brainwashed these people into thinking that people are really, really, really mad at him and are totally trying to CANCEL him. Maybe Spectre is mad. But not even he is trying to cancel him.

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Sounds like your "pretty reliable source" is pretty shit!

I do love the idea that Nick's Locals is the last place that allows for free speech anywhere online and would be worth paying $100 to keep afloat.


Nick is a massive hypocrite now but the hanger-ons are even worse.

Andrew talks a big game when he's trashing Legal Bytes or Faran but as soon as Nick gets mocked it's CANCELLATION and LIFE RUINATION. It seems to be easy for him to laugh about Faran's sister being called a cunt or how dumb she was to think that his name was actually "Andrew Esquire", but clearly he doesn't get the Internet himself if he thought he could brag "YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY NAME" (name found within like a day) or that mocking someone = cancelling them.

I do wonder which of the Youtube lawyers is going to realize that there is a massive opportunity to usurp a large chunk of Nick's audience by coming at him for all of the shit that has gone on. Thought it might be Andrew, but I guess not.
Jesus, I understand why Art's wife is posting nudes and flirting with other guys, her husband is insane.
 
LM ironically said real bros call you out when you do stupid shit... Now he's just a flufferboy
He won't go against Nick, that'd be disloyal.
They literally just did a loyalty test when Nick got banned on YT.
Did he get involved with a married woman or something? Is that what the homewrecker stuff is about?
He was fucking married woman through Tinder. But it's all good according to Nick. Camelot was just in a bad headspace and he doesn't do that anymore. And of course, if it wasn't him it just would have been someone else because it's those women that wanted it so somehow that excuses camelot from having the self control to not fuck married women.
Pretty sure Elissa clipped some of that.
 
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Who is contacting LOCALS, YouTube, or your sponsors?

Bring receipts, Nicholas. People are running the gamut of laughing at you, spreg-posting, and giving you God's honest advice.
Some retard will. Probably not even from here, just some creep who has a long-standing weeb grudge, the kind of mongo who makes bar complaints. He has tons of those people although even they may be enjoying watching his self-immolation too much to interrupt it.
 
He won't go against Nick, that'd be disloyal.
It really has nothing to do with loyalty. I suspect we're going to see a schism soon though, regardless. LM will be on the Nick side of it though, because LM is a degenerate too -- the difference being Rackets is married with 5 kids, whereas LM is a perpetual bachelor whose moral compass is tuned to money.

I doubt LM is going to try and capitalize on Nick's old audience, because they're not compatible. Someone will though, and that's when the fireworks are set to blast off.
 
the kind of mongo who makes bar complaints.

Like this kind of mongo?

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Have you noticed the lack of seemingly moral people on Nick's streams recently? They've all abandoned him, I don't think I've seen any of these characters show up on any of Nicks regular evening streams in months.

- Branca
- Runkle
- Baker
- Ty
- Who else?
 
Have you noticed the lack of seemingly moral people on Nick's streams recently? They've all abandoned him, I don't think I've seen any of these characters show up on any of Nicks regular evening streams in months.

- Branca
- Runkle
- Baker
- Ty
- Who else?
Runkle was on as recently as Christmas Eve.


The fact of the matter is most of these people do not keep up with drama nor are moral people. They're lawyers remember. They're likely busy with family and friends over the holidays. I know it can seem like those don't exist if you solely follow Nick.
 
Have you noticed the lack of seemingly moral people on Nick's streams recently? They've all abandoned him, I don't think I've seen any of these characters show up on any of Nicks regular evening streams in months.

- Branca
- Runkle
- Baker
- Ty
- Who else?
Ty hasn't been on in months for sure. I know that Nick invited Dani Ahn for Xmas Eve stream because Ty wasn't able to make it. The last time Baker was on was pre-Depp if I remember correctly. And Branca was on as recently as early November with that New Mexico case.

I would guess that Branca got tired of the drama grift during the Xmas holidays since he already had a BMW, 2 rolexes and doesn't need the extra money for Xmas presents yet.
 
nick doesn't talk to any of these bitches like they're randoms, he knows that they're the ones fighting constantly, he's straight up lying about external forces attempting to "cancel" him
If he's having so much "fun" why is he constantly bitching and complaining about what we're doing here, which is having fun at his expense?
 
Has anyone figured out how to download the entire chat into a text file of some kind? I'm doing some digging.
 
If he's having so much "fun" why is he constantly bitching and complaining about what we're doing here, which is having fun at his expense?
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In other news got a followup to a screencap from earlier
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Okay, you got me, masterful trolling, I will get a hat and tip it to you.
 
If he's having so much "fun" why is he constantly bitching and complaining about what we're doing here, which is having fun at his expense?
That’s the frustrating part to hear. It’s Ralphamale/Dick Molesterson talk. ”They‘re out to cancel me, they aren’t have fun with it, they’re incels, they’re lying about me”

A site that hosts archives of YOUR OWN PUBLIC STATEMENTS and allows people to comment on it is just that. What he’s really mad About is that people don’t like the direction things are going. They don’t like the Balldo, they don’t like the degeneracy, they don’t like the Locals e-thots, they don’t like the sperging at chat……and now, the trash fire has been growing enough into actual amusing drama, so assholes like me are coming in to chuckle at the in-fighting and possibly poke the bear.

That’s all it is for any of these people. They can’t stand that there’s a place where their own choices and statements are preserved, and people can make fun of those choices or disagree with them. It can be dressed up as anything else, and it is, but that’s what’s really so bothersome to content creators.

I like Nick’s content, so what I’d say is if you’re happy with the life you’re leading, then why get upset at all? Who gives a fuck what Kiwis think if this isn’t the audience you want anyway?

Alternatively, if Kiwi Farms is starting to notice holes in the ship and documenting your spergouts, insane community and infighting, and screenshotting your reactions to reading a thread……Nick. This is what happened to Ralph. I don’t think you’re Ralph-level at all but it seems like you’re having a mid-life crisis right now.

And Also, I”m wondering like other people if the drugs you took are affecting your judgement, combined with all the liquor. It’s too much of a coincidence to see this 180. Maybe it’s time for a detox and a break man.
 
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