Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

I think baked is going to be fairly low risk of recidivism. he won't have ability to reform or make his life more "pro-social" as they say, but his retard brain will now have some notion of consequences. he is going to do cost-benefit analysis much differently than before. plus terms of his parole will prevent travel, maybe even affiliating with anyone he used to.
when he resumes online attention whoring his grift will be as a former "political prisoner" or some commentary bullshit where he stays indoors.
 
I agree, seeing how he behaves navigating that situation will be funny.

Also, as others have said, posters gleefully anticipating that he is going to be raped (presumably rubbing one out out as they post) while serving 60 days in county jail are deeply disturbed.
Seethe more, whiteboi. All a y'all are destined for sexual slavery under our heels.
 
he won't have ability to reform or make his life more "pro-social" as they say, but his retard brain will now have some notion of consequences.
Lmao no he won't. Unless he actually does get stomped or ass-raped or actually suffers real consequences behind bars, he'll come out and do the same shit again. He's a fucking retard.
 
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Unfortunately, he only got 60 days in jail (not the same as prison) and is unlikely to be raped by niggers because his sentence is less than a year. 12+ month sentences are when you go to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. Thoroughly enjoying all the rape jokes though, and there's still a chance.
 
Baked wouldn't even be going to fuck me in the ass prison even if he got a few years. He'd be in one of the "Club Fed" minimum security federal joints, hanging out with con artists & tax cheats. At least with jail, there's a actual chance of him getting his ass beat on the regular while he's in there.
 
Just Incase baked Alaska reads this. Look on the bright side. Despite all the prison time and anal rape. At least you are still not your butt, Buddy Mundanematt. Matt Jarbo wished his wife had taken as many BBC as you will get. If you are going to cuckhold. Baked Alaska aimed high and be the Top Cuck. P.S has any of the livestreams between Mundanematt and Baked Alaska been archived? Hours of Gamergate era live streams involving baked Alaska and Mundanematt that have been lost in time. Like cuckhold tears on his bull's back while watching his wife get cream pies.
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Prison time will be nothing. Just keep your head down and you'll be fine. The probation is what will get him in trouble.
I spent almost 3 years on probation to avoid a 6 month jail sentence and didn't have a single police contact the whole time. My probation officer was friendly and nice. I wasn't being drug tested so I got high the whole time even though weed was still illegal back then. Didn't have to spend a single second being locked up, and I carried my drugs in my pockets instead of my rectum. Probation is easy and harmless if you aren't a public nuisance.
 
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