Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'll take "Moviebob's Obvious Terms of Service Violations" for $800, Alex:
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I didn't know George Floyd wasn't a human in Bob's eyes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He's gone on record, when forced to actually explain the logistics of The Purge (tm), that only a handful of people might have to be shot. Which local authorities can more than handle, maybe the National Guard if it's a particularly hard red county....

He thinks the vast majority of Red America is utterly dependent on Blue States via government handout. He literally thinks EVEYRONE not living in a city gets welfare and lives in a trailer, and every manufacturing plant gets deep subsidiaries to keep making Model T's that , just get broken down at the end of the line and recycled back into the plant, as nobody actually BUYS any of the obsolete stuff we make.

Thus, he believes that if the superior Blue States just stop giving us money, we'll naturally starve and die in a couple of months.

Yeah, it's naïve, but you expected more from him?

The state I live in runs on a fucking surplus, so much that we have a rainy day fund. Gun ownership is common and encouraged, even having constitutional carry laws so you can take your time getting your CCW permit and not go undefended. Cops aren't spooked if you have one on you, they might even ask what it is. My town specifically, as far as I've been able to tell, is half gun owners, and we probably have enough to arm every man at least. I'm not scared of the guard crashing in; they'll be scared of us, if they even have the morale to do so, which is another thing, you're asking the guard to attack their own state. Habibi, that ain't gonna fly where I'm at.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Spoiler: Quebecers are cowards, change my mind

Far be it from me to try improve your opinion of a bunch of fucking pepsis, but what you describe is dirt common human prey behavior. Even in non-perilous situations.

Spoiler: Nerds are cowards, change my mind

Back after Logan's Run was out, some SF nerd get-togethers ran a game based on it. You'd have two or three Sandmen and a large group of Runners. Sandmen had little toy sucker dart guns. Runners had nothing. A Sandman could terminate a Runner with a single dart hit. A Runner could terminate a Sandman by touching a rectangle - conveniently the size of a sheet of paper - on their chest.

Victory was achieved as a group - either the Runners win by terminating all the Sandmen, or the Sandmen win by terminating all the Runners.

I'm sure you could think of some simple strategies to take out the Sandmen. Simplest one is to just run up behind him and tag him while he's focused on someone else. Even if he hears you he won't be able to get enough shots off to take down all the ambushers before they reach him.

Almost never happened. Runners ran like scared rabbits, every man for himself - in a TEAM GAME. Meanwhile, the Sandmen coordinated. One would flush out Runners in hiding and push them towards the other Sandmen, that sort of thing. Just rudimentary stuff but even if they were complete strangers before the game started, they just knew to work together for the easy win. Despite a numerical advantage and the only victory being a team one, the Runners almost always LOST.

When humans are put in a predator situation, most start acting like predators. When humans are put in a prey situation, most start acting like prey. We have very few among us willing to bare fangs when someone's treating them like a rabbit.

 

[Shart Attack]

I'll take "Moviebob's Obvious Terms of Service Violations" for $800, Alex:

I'll reluctantly take Bob's side on this one. If you see a headline saying, "Gas stoves cause 12% of childhood asthma," and your kneejerk reaction is, "Fuck you dad I'm going to turn on my stove for no reason get rekt libtards lololol," then you deserve all the mockery in the world. Too bad Bob is just so bad at it. If he'd cut it off at "Joe Biden wants to ban them from eating Tide Pods," it would've been a fine comeback. Hell, it would've been genius by Moviebob standards. All the extra bullshit completely ruins the joke. Brevity is the soul of wit, Bob.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

This is Quebec we're talking about. If those men had given him the beating he deserved, they would've been pilloried for Islamophobia.

Not so much in those days. Back then the most progressive thing you saw was the black French gangs and the white French gangs putting aside race... to beat up someone who spoke another language.

The state I live in runs on a fucking surplus, so much that we have a rainy day fund.

I remember rainy day funds. (Sighs in Albertan.)

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

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Bob is so dumb he thinks "muslim" is a race, not a belief.

Why and how do retards like Blob simp so hard for for Islam and in the same breath condemn Christianity? This isn't just a Bob thing. It is all of his ilk that have beliefs like that.

 

[The Nothingness]

Why and how do retards like Blob simp so hard for for Islam and in the same breath condemn Christianity? This isn't just a Bob thing. It is all of his ilk that have beliefs like that.

My theory is that since Christianity spread throughout European (aka white) countries centuries ago and Christians brought it to the New World, it's seen as "white" religion despite it's origins in the Middle East. Meanwhile, as Islam dominates the Middle East and parts of Asia, it's seen as a "POC" religion.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

My theory is that since Christianity spread throughout European (aka white) countries centuries ago and Christians brought it to the New World, it's seen as "white" religion despite it's origins in the Middle East. Meanwhile, as Islam dominates the Middle East and parts of Asia, it's seen as a "POC" religion.

I was thinking along similar lines. Islam is "oppressed" in western nations. I'm sure Muslims would never oppress Christians or Jews in majority Muslim countries. Since they are oppressed, they must be the good guys. The more oppression points the better.

To put it in terms Bobbo would understand, Muslims are the Rebel Alliance and Christianity is the Empire. There are Westboro Baptist Church members with less blind conviction to their cause than Blob has to the cult of modern leftism. Blind obedience is bad unless you're blindly obedient to the same thing as me.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And yet the KKK went after Catholics and the Irish. If you want to get really retarded, watch the fighting between various branches of Christianity. Also, Mormonism is the religion made by white people, not Christianity.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Someone just tweet Elon Musk all the awful shit Bob says and does.

 

[OutInTheRain]

One person put out a study, based on the flimsiest of research and reasoning, and one side is shrieking to ban gas stoves and shoah anyone who ever made one. The cultish behaviour is on full display, I'm sure that the TPTB could make the woke mob believe and do anything at this point.

Willow:

Willow is a sign that the rat is scraping the bottom of the barrel for content. A movie that was lame in the 80's is now a bad show in the 20's. The few people I know who have seen it, have said it was awful, one of the worst things, they've ever seen. I know blobby is stupid but surely even he can see that this was a desperation move. A coat of paint over a bad script to bring in the curious Willow fan. Finally I am sure the only reason Blobbo is stanning for this show is lesbians.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Far be it from me to try improve your opinion of a bunch of fucking pepsis, but what you describe is dirt common human prey behavior. Even in non-perilous situations.

Spoiler: Nerds are cowards, change my mind

Back after Logan's Run was out, some SF nerd get-togethers ran a game based on it. You'd have two or three Sandmen and a large group of Runners. Sandmen had little toy sucker dart guns. Runners had nothing. A Sandman could terminate a Runner with a single dart hit. A Runner could terminate a Sandman by touching a rectangle - conveniently the size of a sheet of paper - on their chest.

Victory was achieved as a group - either the Runners win by terminating all the Sandmen, or the Sandmen win by terminating all the Runners.

I'm sure you could think of some simple strategies to take out the Sandmen. Simplest one is to just run up behind him and tag him while he's focused on someone else. Even if he hears you he won't be able to get enough shots off to take down all the ambushers before they reach him.

Almost never happened. Runners ran like scared rabbits, every man for himself - in a TEAM GAME. Meanwhile, the Sandmen coordinated. One would flush out Runners in hiding and push them towards the other Sandmen, that sort of thing. Just rudimentary stuff but even if they were complete strangers before the game started, they just knew to work together for the easy win. Despite a numerical advantage and the only victory being a team one, the Runners almost always LOST.

When humans are put in a predator situation, most start acting like predators. When humans are put in a prey situation, most start acting like prey. We have very few among us willing to bare fangs when someone's treating them like a rabbit.

Man I never understood why Quebecers were called "Pepsis" - is it because they prefer Pepsi to Coke or something stupid like that? But yeah, Nerds who are Male Feminists, affected by feminism, i.e. a woman getting irate if you held the door open for her etc, so now the very concept of protecting women is anathema unless it's in the context of being an Internet Tough Guy tipping the fedora to m'Lady in hopes of having E-peen touched, are also soy-infested, low-T, STUPID, SELFISH idiots. So yeah, Quebecers are a symptom of a larger problem; I'll grant you that. People stopped teaching kids how to defend themselves through play - mothers across the country became aghast at the idea of a child playing with a toy gun, for fear they turn into the next Dylan Klebold/Eric Harris/"Marc Lepine", or even, heaven forbid, a member of the Armed Forces upon growing up! So then many families - especially those with Pacifist leanings - simply banned "toy guns" in their childrens' play, and schools followed (leading to the infamous "Pop tart gun" incident in a US school). This is because they believe if children are taught to fear weapons, that nobody will harm/shoot anybody once they grow up.

You can even see this in gaming online. Some players will just farm neutrals all game and not help push a lane in a game like League of Legends. Bob doesn't of course play any of these games, but claims to have a real gun. I wonder if Chippa and Sara allow the niece and nephew to play with toy guns...

 

[Flexo]

Always hilarious to see Bob complain about "old jokes" and then go and then argue for eugenics literally minutes later.

Also childless weirdos should be careful talking about Natural Selection.



This man could not logic his way out of a paper bag.

Like part of me wants to just start wailing on him as I repeat the mantra "good things are good, bad things are bad. you're bad, therefore it's a good thing I'm beating your ass."



1) That's wrong. What do they think the penance part of confession does?
2) Because the only person you can truly control is yourself.
3) Gee it's not like the founder of the whole dang religion cried out "forgive them!" EVEN AS HE WAS BEING KILLED!

Do these people even read the Bible?



This is what sets me off about Bob. There is a LINK in the damn tweet YOU ARE REPLYING TO! You could CLICK that link and go READ exactly what I did:

“‘Resurrection’ would focus on the twenty-four hours encompassing Jesus’ passion and the events that occurred three days between his crucifixion and resurrection.”

But no, it's all about him making a joke that only ends up proving how dumb he is.

"Fandom menace posting their Ls" - literally half of their examples contradict their meme. There's not even red text!

This needs to be framed among the most famous of moviebob tweets. Poor dope probably had brief hope there was a female him out there somewhere...

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Man I never understood why Quebecers were called "Pepsis" - is it because they prefer Pepsi to Coke or something stupid like that?

Yes and no? So the story goes (caveat lector) Pepsi was selling itself in Quebec as the cheaper alternative, "twice the drink for the same price" or something, so the anglophones claimed it was the go-to soda beverage for the francophones. So it's superficially about the soda, but it was more about calling them cheap bastards.

People stopped teaching kids how to defend themselves through play - mothers across the country became aghast at the idea of a child playing with a toy gun, for fear they turn into the next Dylan Klebold/Eric Harris/"Marc Lepine", or even, heaven forbid, a member of the Armed Forces upon growing up! So then many families - especially those with Pacifist leanings - simply banned "toy guns" in their childrens' play, and schools followed (leading to the infamous "Pop tart gun" incident in a US school). This is because they believe if children are taught to fear weapons, that nobody will harm/shoot anybody once they grow up.

And the result of that mentality is getting geniuses like Prince Justin the Flathead. Remember when he banned so many things in one shot he banned battleship guns? Good thing he saved us from all those people with deck guns on the backseat.

You can even see this in gaming online. Some players will just farm neutrals all game and not help push a lane in a game like League of Legends. Bob doesn't of course play any of these games, but claims to have a real gun. I wonder if Chippa and Sara allow the niece and nephew to play with toy guns...

I'd stake a modest amount of cash that they don't allow it. Either outright "We don't allow guns in this home!" or at least not purchasing them if asked for (and hoping the kid forgets) and filtering them out of the gifts from relatives.

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1) That's wrong. What do they think the penance part of confession does?
2) Because the only person you can truly control is yourself.
3) Gee it's not like the founder of the whole dang religion cried out "forgive them!" EVEN AS HE WAS BEING KILLED!

Do these people even read the Bible?

Based on the username, she might well be a fuckyourreligiondadist - oh, sorry, a neopagan. So... no.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Gundam is joining Scoob and the gang? They really are going for a diversity quota.

 

[BubbleButt]

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This needs to be framed among the most famous of moviebob tweets. Poor dope probably had brief hope there was a female him out there somewhere...

He's not the Game Overeater for nothing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yes and no? So the story goes (caveat lector) Pepsi was selling itself in Quebec as the cheaper alternative, "twice the drink for the same price" or something, so the anglophones claimed it was the go-to soda beverage for the francophones. So it's superficially about the soda, but it was more about calling them cheap bastards.


And the result of that mentality is getting geniuses like Prince Justin the Flathead. Remember when he banned so many things in one shot he banned battleship guns? Good thing he saved us from all those people with deck guns on the backseat.


I'd stake a modest amount of cash that they don't allow it. Either outright "We don't allow guns in this home!" or at least not purchasing them if asked for (and hoping the kid forgets) and filtering them out of the gifts from relatives.

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Based on the username, she might well be a fuckyourreligiondadist - oh, sorry, a neopagan. So... no.

Yeah, more than a few times I've been in the toy section of a Leaf store over the years, and a child (usually a boy) expresses interest in like Nerf dart guns or some such thing and the parent (usually mother but not always) says something like, "NO! You're not allowed guns!" and I internally facepalm each time and silently sympathize with the poor kid. The idiot parents are super naive and think the key to a non-violent child, is not allowing them to play in "violent" ways. Except that's not how parenting works, that's not how society works, and that sure as hell ain't how CHILDREN work.

Justin the Smoothbrained with the Good Hair hiding the lack of wrinkles in his cerebrum claimed all he wanted was an "Evergreen" definition of "Military/Assault-Style" guns which "Have no place in Canada". This was presumably so they didn't have to keep updating bans all the time. Odd, that he claims all he's trying to do is ban guns that "are designed to kill the largest number of people in the shortest amount of time" and THEN include SINGLE SHOT FIREARMS in the ban! A cannon or battleship gun is technically a "military weapon", so therefore out it goes. I'm not sure how someone could modify, say, a BREAK-ACTION shotgun to be "fully automatic" or hell even "semi-automatic", but that's how these idiots think.

I'm still fully convinced this is a sop to China/Russia/whoever to make it stupid-easy for Canada to be outright invaded, with no defence AT ALL since our Armed Forces are already horribly under-equipped and pretty much a laughingstock. They clearly don't want Leafs playing Red Dawn IRL.

A lot of the EffYouDadAndSkyDaddyToo people like that person often grew up with Narcissistic/Cluster B Clusterfuck parent(s). That's where you get people who were taught to forgive, but the other person didn't have to have penitence or remorse let alone atone for their wrongdoing in return. Narcissists twist religion for their own fucked up abusive purposes. It's not an accurate perception of how religion is supposed to be, but it's not surprising that it's become more mainstream due to religious narcissists raising kids that end up atheist or neopagan or whatever because the kid blames the religion, instead of placing blame where it belongs - on the fucked up abusive narc/enabler parent(s).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Gundam is joining Scoob and the gang? They really are going for a diversity quota.

Gundam didn't drive around in his Misery Machine all these years for nuthin'

 

[JayHarrison]

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Always hilarious to see Bob complain about "old jokes" and then go and then argue for eugenics literally minutes later.

Moviebob: "You 'people' gotta get new material."

So says someone who frequently uses lazy comebacks such as "you're not a person" or "...yer mum" when rightly called out.

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This man could not logic his way out of a paper bag.

Moviebob couldn't logic or brain itself out of a paper bag, even if said sack were both soaking wet and already pre-shredded.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Moviebob: "You 'people' gotta get new material."

So says someone who frequently uses lazy comebacks such as "you're not a person" or "...yer mum" when rightly called out.

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Moviebob couldn't logic or brain itself out of a paper bag, even if said sack were both soaking wet and already pre-shredded.

Oh, for some to reply to bob with a merged screenshot of him going "yer mum" AND "you're not a person" "red state ghouls/barrow wight trash" and then above that telling BOB to get new material.