Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[RussianBlonde]

Ballet is also one of the few places where women are always the leads and the stars-- and we all know how much Dylan loves to trespass into female zones with his entitlement and "oh but I AM a woman, bitch!" indignation. Along with the retro female, tres femme, and girly princess connotations, and (as you said) its connection to Audrey Hepburn, and that it is a preforming art, I see the potential for a Day of Girlhood ballerina LARP.

Dylan has enough pull to rope in a top American ballet company (NYC Ballet, San Fransisco Ballet, American Ballet Theater) and receive star treatment. (Ballet in America is desperate to stay relevant/attract younger audiences and destroy everything white/European/colonizer/transphobic etc ect about itself. It's also full of thin white women, a favorite target of punishment. A humiliation ritual of pretty privileged white girls brainwashing themselves and fawning in supplication is irresistible)

He can spend the day running around in his usual obnoxious and unfunny playing-it-for-laughs style as he learns a few steps, tries on costumes, and does the Black Swan mirror scene (or one from the Red Shoes if he's feeling extra malicious). What wonderful opportunity for Dylan to show his contempt for women by making anything associated with us into a retarded parody. Maybe he'll do a little scene with the corps de ballet so he can be surrounded by handmaidens in tutus nervously fluttering around while he mocks and provokes them.

It would be peak Dylan and peak pozzed ballet culture. As a long time ballet lover, I hope it happens!

ps @Terffals you said it best. Audrey was a remarkably thoughtful and gracious person. I think her dignity and restraint is part of what makes her compelling esp to younger women in these degenerate times.

I have personal beef with ballet being constantly bastardized. It's a cultural staple of Russia and being a ballet dancer requires beauty, talent, discipline and many years of hard work. You train many hours a day, every day and it's a field where being a nepo baby won't help you much.

It's bad enough that some people applaud "inspirational" Muslim ballerinas (dancing with head/neck/legs covered when seeing the neck and legs and how they move is crucial to the performance) now there are gonna be troon ballerinas? Lol fuck that.
Also Dyldo has legs like an 80 year old Auschwitz prisoner with muscle atrophy. He would never make it.

Did he fuck w his brows? Looks like that exaggerated wide-eyes serial killer stare is permanent.

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I'm still catching up with this thread so apologies if I'm late with that but his face is giving a combination of Clint Howard and Carrot Top.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I have personal beef with ballet being constantly bastardized. It's a cultural staple of Russia and being a ballet dancer requires beauty, talent, discipline and many years of hard work. You train many hours a day, every day and it's a field where being a nepo baby won't help you much.

It's bad enough that some people applaud "inspirational" Muslim ballerinas (dancing with head/neck/legs covered when seeing the neck and legs and how they move is crucial to the performance) now there are gonna be troon ballerinas? Lol fuck that.
Also Dyldo has legs like an 80 year old Auschwitz prisoner with muscle atrophy. He would never make it.

I know nothing about ballet (although this lovely piece did find its way into my recommendations recently), but I've always thought of it as one of the hardest types of dance to learn. It's also something you have to practice consistently. Taking a month off to recovery from major surgery would be a massive hit to your career. And if Dyldo gets an amhole, there's no way he'd be able to move his legs properly.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I know nothing about ballet (although this lovely piece did find its way into my recommendations recently), but I've always thought of it as one of the hardest types of dance to learn. It's also something you have to practice consistently. Taking a month off to recovery from major surgery would be a massive hit to your career. And if Dyldo gets an amhole, there's no way he'd be able to move his legs properly.

Watched some of the video, that was hilarious. Even when the girls were being carried, they were stiff like wood. The absolute control of the legs and feet with ballerinas still astound me.
If Dillo ever tried to dance, he wouldnt be able to take a fall. Even now, without cutting his dick off. His face would shatter if he slipped on a barrel jump. After doing an after school dance program for a few years, i cant imagine the pain dillo has to be in right now. He cant smile normally, i bet he wouldnt be able to box jump or jump down from a porch without his whole face hurting, it just doesnt make sense, but i didnt spend money ruining my face.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Watched some of the video, that was hilarious. Even when the girls were being carried, they were stiff like wood. The absolute control of the legs and feet with ballerinas still astound me.

The thing is, that kind of control takes muscle. I've never seen a dancer of any kind who has pencil legs like Dyldo. In high school, you could tell who was on the dance team just by looking at their thighs. Dancing is a workout.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

I know nothing about ballet (although this lovely piece did find its way into my recommendations recently), but I've always thought of it as one of the hardest types of dance to learn. It's also something you have to practice consistently. Taking a month off to recovery from major surgery would be a massive hit to your career. And if Dyldo gets an amhole, there's no way he'd be able to move his legs properly.

I don't think gay trannies usually get the chop. The dudes into trannies want them to have a dick, that's the whole appeal to them.

Only time I see it is when they transitioned young.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Dylan continues to be delusional

 

[Fapcop]

I don't think gay trannies usually get the chop. The dudes into trannies want them to have a dick, that's the whole appeal to them.

Only time I see it is when they transitioned young.

Some of them do.

Especially the nullo/bottomexclusive/Ill be your fuckhole daddy-types.

Dylan is more of an asexual kinda faggot, so I could see him go for it.

Whatever sexual pleasure he can get from his junk, pales in comparison with the attention he can get from getting the chop.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The thing is, that kind of control takes muscle. I've never seen a dancer of any kind who has pencil legs like Dyldo. In high school, you could tell who was on the dance team just by looking at their thighs. Dancing is a workout.

Ballet is absolutely brutal on the body. It’s not just prancing around in a tutu like Dylan and co thinks. The precision of every movement and position of the body, as well as timing, grace, and the muscle strength to be able to perform all the leaps, lifts etc takes many years to learn. It’s also incredibly cutthroat, and if you don’t perform well you’re gone. There are some really good documentaries out there that follow Russian children Al ballet school in St Petersburg, or professional dancers from the British Ballet. Can’t see Dylan or any other gender special putting in all the work needed to become even a bog-standard ballet dancer in regional groups. There’s not enough adoration, although he’d probably love the mirrors all around the practice rooms.

 

[Inshallah Terven]

My theory is the reason why he is so fascinated by ballet and wanting to learn ballet is that the ideals pushed by ballet are the visual aesthetic in women he seems actually drawn to. Ballet encourages women to be incredibly thin, as this creates the best "line" when they are dancing. Clearly, Dylan is fixated on thinness and as some of y'all said--it seems as if he is really thrown off by the new weight in his face. I think his genuine ideal in women's aesthetics is the ballerina and editorial model extreme thinness--he wants a sort of cutesy and girly version of 1990s heroin chic. The thing is--those aesthetics make regular women look more masculine than other female aesthetics, so on a man, it is absolute disaster and will always read as "male". Once again, Dylan needs to gain weight to pass, and the surgeons who did his FFS clearly agree, but I think that is eating him up inside.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Dylan continues to be delusional

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I could see him thinking it was a picture of himself if he's still high off his ass on painkillers

 

[Lead Sammich]

I think you're wrong about Dylan being an HSTS. Remember, HSTS means homosexual transsexual, and while Dylan might be gay, he did not transition in order to attract male partners.

Dylan is 100% an autogynophile, where he gets turned on by the idea of fame gained through woman-face. Dylan doesn't seem to have experienced any type of dysphoria before he started consuming trans content during the pandemic.

HSTS usually feel dysphoria due to the conflict of being same sex attracted in homophobic households. Transition is seen as a way to align their sexual desires with society's expectations of hetero sexuality.

Dylan never seemed to have any conflict of that sort. He does seem to be a narcissist who would act in whatever way will bring him the most attention/ sympathy/ accolades.
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Sorry if im late but the dichotomy between AGP and HSTS was accurate back whenever blanchard came up with it, but society has changed and so have the permutations of trannies. There were also almost no female trannies to speak of, and categorizing them is even harder.

Nowadays with being gay being more accepted and transing giving a social credit boost, its not ridiculous to imagine a gay tranny who transitions for reasons other than internalized homophobia or a restrictive homelife or whatever. Its also not crazy to see a combo of the two categories.

Also i disagree with the opinion that Dylan isnt transitioning for male attention. Hes an incredibly lonely faggot, and hes scared of not being a twink, and hes made it painfully obvious that he wants a man. He might not really want to be a woman per se, but he does want the benefits of transitioning, which to him is accesa to men, regardless of how wrong that belief actually is.

Also, even if youre one of the people that believe his entire persona is manufactured, his desperation for a relationship seems pretty sincere.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dylan continues to be delusional

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Ballet is absolutely brutal on the body. It’s not just prancing around in a tutu like Dylan and co thinks. The precision of every movement and position of the body, as well as timing, grace, and the muscle strength to be able to perform all the leaps, lifts etc takes many years to learn. It’s also incredibly cutthroat, and if you don’t perform well you’re gone. There are some really good documentaries out there that follow Russian children Al ballet school in St Petersburg, or professional dancers from the British Ballet. Can’t see Dylan or any other gender special putting in all the work needed to become even a bog-standard ballet dancer in regional groups. There’s not enough adoration, although he’d probably love the mirrors all around the practice rooms.

My understanding is that if you didn't start ballet training by around 7 or 8, you are never joining any professional corps de ballet (let alone prima ballerina like Dylan clearly fantasises about). Like there's a reason you see really little girls just out of nursery going to ballet lessons, and it's not just that they prefer it to joining a Rainbows troupe with the Girl Guides.

Dylan presumably has some dance experience given he performed in Book of Mormon, but I see no evidence that he's kept up with it. But even if he had, yeah, it's not like he just needs to take a few lessons. I think it'd be a miracle if he even qualified as corps de ballet for a low rent regional group having started ballet lessons at age 26 and devoted himself full time to training and practicing (which he obviously won't).

However I fully anticipate a couple of girlhood videos of him prancing about in a leotard and leg warmers in a studio with a one-on-one instructor, followed by a professional photoshoot of him dolled up in a tutu onstage in an empty theatre, possibly getting lifted by some hapless male ballet dancer who needs to the money and maybe held up so he can pretend to be able to go en pointe. Or at least I would, if he shows his face ever again.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

What’s the matter, Dylan? Cat got your feminized face?….

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Ballet is absolutely brutal on the body. It’s not just prancing around in a tutu like Dylan and co thinks. The precision of every movement and position of the body, as well as timing, grace, and the muscle strength to be able to perform all the leaps, lifts etc takes many years to learn. It’s also incredibly cutthroat, and if you don’t perform well you’re gone. There are some really good documentaries out there that follow Russian children Al ballet school in St Petersburg, or professional dancers from the British Ballet. Can’t see Dylan or any other gender special putting in all the work needed to become even a bog-standard ballet dancer in regional groups. There’s not enough adoration, although he’d probably love the mirrors all around the practice rooms.

I've seen pictures of ballerinas' feet. If Dyldo ever got serious about ballet, it'd be close-toed shoes for the rest of his life. The only ballerina I actually know anything about is Michaela DePrince, and only because I saw her used as an example of what body positivity is supposed to be (she has vitiligo and was born in Africa). She's an inspirational woman and I love her.

 

[RussianBlonde]

I've seen pictures of ballerinas' feet. If Dyldo ever got serious about ballet, it'd be close-toed shoes for the rest of his life. The only ballerina I actually know anything about is Michaela DePrince, and only because I saw her used as an example of what body positivity is supposed to be (she has vitiligo and was born in Africa). She's an inspirational woman and I love her.

She's not a ballerina, she's a token. Ballet is all about being white in a literal sense where even white dancers make themselves whiter through make up and attire as it's part of the aesthetic. You also can't be muscular as a balerina. Casting black women in ballet has as much sense as casting white women in twerk dance groups.

 

[William Tyndale]

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You know when people say this is going to be my year? I kinda think 2022 was mine. Anything else that happens in the future is icing (buttercream, not cream cheese!) There’s still plenty of firsts to be had, but I somehow managed to publicly transition while simultaneously finding success and I still don’t fully know how it’s all come together but I’m proud of the strength and softness I’ve shown. I have my bubble of internet bffs (aka you) that have watched this mental growth spurt that has left me feeling a few inches taller (maybe it’s the heels? Idk) and I’m starting to enjoy being alive in ways that I hadn’t before. Funny enough, the last two weeks have been the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Who knew privacy would be helpful to a transition?! Lol. 2023 is for boundaries and less people pleasing. Still need a week or two to heal. Hell, maybe I’ll take three. I am beyond thankful. Let’s take care of the trans community in 2023 with the same love and advocacy that you’ve given me. I still have so much to learn, If you’re down to keep watchin, then I’m down too. I love ya!

Honestly it’s a shame he is so far into mental illness. He’s actually pretty witty with his wordplay. I wish he would use it for good instead of evil.

 

[Cotton]

I have personal beef with ballet being constantly bastardized. It's a cultural staple of Russia and being a ballet dancer requires beauty, talent, discipline and many years of hard work.

I won't sperg but obviously I agree. As for the troons, I've seen a few fantasizing about ballet classes for little girls but otherwise they don't seem interested. Which makes sense because it's a intensely judgemental world populated by women with A cups.

My theory is the reason why he is so fascinated by ballet and wanting to learn ballet

I think Dylan was doing his teehee-I'm-a-girl! routine (and bragging about being a gaunt ghoul) when he made that ballet reference. Loud, amped up Broadway musicals are more his speed: he likes bright colors, lots of movement, and scenery chewing. I can't picture him sitting through an entire ballet unless it's The Nutcracker.

What’s the matter, Dylan? Cat got your feminized face?….

Dylan's face was already as unstable as his mind BEFORE he got the surgery. I wanted a full on flesh mudslide; unrealistic but his face was temporarily unmoored from his skull and I like to dream big. However all this delaying has me hoping for something more than the usual underwhelming outcomes of FFS. Guesses on what might be going on at chez Dylan?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

oh man, that dudely chin and those effete gay male mannerisms.

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Do you think that maybe these guys would fare better with South Korean plastic surgeons? They seem to excel at just that kind of radical facial deboning.


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tfw she whips out her shenis and you can't refuse a suck because she'll carpet bomb your entire nation


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With that music this has flawless Goodbye Horses vibes.

75 to 80 percent of people that get plastic surgery come out botched or looking like a rice sucker.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

She's not a ballerina, she's a token. Ballet is all about being white in a literal sense where even white dancers make themselves whiter through make up and attire as it's part of the aesthetic. You also can't be muscular as a ballerina. Casting black women in ballet has as much sense as casting white women in twerk dance groups.

She still got pretty damn far and I admire that.

Considering Dyldo doesn't even have the discipline to walk down and up a catwalk properly, there is no way he could do ballet. His Main Character Syndrome cripples his ability do do anything where he isn't the focus.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

She's not a ballerina, she's a token. Ballet is all about being white in a literal sense where even white dancers make themselves whiter through make up and attire as it's part of the aesthetic. You also can't be muscular as a balerina. Casting black women in ballet has as much sense as casting white women in twerk dance groups.

Maria Tallchief would like a word with you….



While not wholly Native (and not exceptionally dark), she didn’t exactly hide her heritage either. And while certainly not overly muscled, she has a little more meat on her than most Prima Ballerinas do.

She did just fine