Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[reinhold]

These channels do this all the time. I forget the other one, maybe BBQ? who was doing clips then was like "oh people are watchign my clips here now i'm an AMSR channel" or some other bullshit.

It's the universal law of YouTubers. They'll do something everyone likes and gain some popularity, and respond by immediately stopping that thing and doing something else that everyone finds irritating.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I find it so strange that she is talking about how unethical it is to ride horses while living in Kentucky, a state where the economy is partly funded by horses, and what a strange question to ask. She likely asked it herself but it did not go as expected.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Also, like most animals, horses can have a very loving bond with their humans. Unlike baby kittens being manhandled and thrown around, horses have the power to fight back. Their bite alone can take off fingers and have been known to kill predators by biting their necks. Plus they can buck the rider off. I have seen it happen to someone. The horse threw Their head back, popped him in the nose almost breaking it and then bucked him off. The guy was lucky he did not trample him.

Picked my sorry ass up off the ground more than once and got right the fuck back on. Was using a new saddle I had just bought. Copper was fine with it at first, but 20 minutes later, it was a buckin' bronco rodeo. She didn't bite, though.

But the little Arabian cart pony Midget my sister had? Couldn't turn your back on that bitch for a second. She'd nip ya just for fun and then smiles about it. Pure evil in that little fucker! That was in the barn. Like people, horses get bored super easy. Put the cart on her and she'd dance all night, proud as could be.

 

[Trees]

what a strange question to ask.

It's weirdly specific, though I would like to get an idea of what Amber might maybe do if she one day hypothetically lost any weight. Not go swim with the fucking sharks obviously, but... anything? Pretty much her only weight related goal is to have a daughter, and that's impossible forever. Does she have a single aspiration under all that fat?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Snowflake and Bunker kissed once on a livestream for a 50 dollar superchat (I think it was 50)... Sucking each other's dick - natural next step

INB4 Snowflake asks his baby momma for an “open relationship”

 

[Suspicious Activity]

let’s take a moment to appreciate the wonders of text to AI art….when it comes to that all important question “What does that pesky ‘Binge Monster’ of Amber’s look like? We’ve all wondered. Be honest.
A few ideas:

Spoiler

I‘ll probably indulge in this little hobby further in the proper thread…..

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-fan-art-and-related-fat-gorl-images.83752/page-18

edit to add spoiler

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

It's weirdly specific, though I would like to get an idea of what Amber might maybe do if she one day hypothetically lost any weight. Not go swim with the fucking sharks obviously, but... anything? Pretty much her only weight related goal is to have a daughter, and that's impossible forever. Does she have a single aspiration under all that fat?

Like Bora Bora, it's a dream that will always be Fantasy Island. She can dream and imagine and journal about all the grandiose shit she wants. That's all she has in life. Her reality is TOO FUCKING FAT to accomplish anything. And she knows it. The "Phatphobic" nonsense is symptomatic of this. It has to be completely demoralizing to accept that you'll never be able to go, to do, and experience the variety of life it has to offer to us "normal" gorls. Even the most simple of shit like going to Walmart whenever to pick up a bottle of Mateo's Taco Sauce. For her, it's a fucking expedition.

She lives in anger, refusing to admit her reality in life. TOO FUCKING FAT to accomplish anything meaningful. It must stick in her craw like a whole rotisserie chicken leg.

No sympathy here. Blame us, we're all haydurs and why you have zero control as you balloon to 600 ellbees because you refuse to accept the one problem in your life is YOU and you only make excuses for it instead of pulling up your circus tent size panties and dealing with it like any normal adult would.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

It's weirdly specific, though I would like to get an idea of what Amber might maybe do if she one day hypothetically lost any weight. Not go swim with the fucking sharks obviously, but... anything? Pretty much her only weight related goal is to have a daughter, and that's impossible forever. Does she have a single aspiration under all that fat?

In her lovely and sparkling "Hello Darling" YA story, the totally not stereotypical lesbians board a boat for 30 days of cruisin', where no one is EVER let off.

Presumably, the activities are eating and drinking oneself to death, and 5 hour sex sessions with no rulez.

This is her *fantasy*, people. (The rest of us know it as hell.) She's doing EXACTLY what she wants right now.

 

[Dona Morte]

80 porno music plays.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

In her lovely and sparkling "Hello Darling" YA story, the totally not stereotypical lesbians board a boat for 30 days of cruisin', where no one is EVER let off.

Presumably, the activities are eating and drinking oneself to death, and 5 hour sex sessions with no rulez.

This is her *fantasy*, people. (The rest of us know it as hell.) She's doing EXACTLY what she wants right now.

The only thing she described in that story was the food.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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80 porno music plays.

Chompie deez nutz.

Da SOOOOO GUUUD eyeroll to da back of the head captured perfectly.

 

[Trees]

The only thing she described in that story was the food.

Scottie was introduced snatching sausage out of the pan to eat raw.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Which story was it or was it the Scottie story, where a female enters the scene and she just writes “wow boobs”?

 

[StickyClits]

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https://youtu.be/54LgyqSPfsQ
Not 80s but still counts

 

[maybe a pigeon]

You know you’re sick of Amber’s boring nontent when reaction channels are pissing you off as much or more than Amber herself.

I can’t take the stoned babbling of Kicking Geese, or the way she is always missing the point, or the endless discussions about her hair. Jordy’s channel has devolved to reading Amber’s instagram Q&As and answering every question himself. Mr Snowflake is supposed to lull me to sleep as he narrates the enthralling activities of August, 2017, not irritate the shit out of me.

I’ll shut up now. Because actually, reaction channels have always bored me comatose. And it’s not their fault that Amber hasn’t left her apartment since June.

Obviously what I need is some real Amber drama, and not these piddly health problems like dangling ankles and semi-collapsed lungs.

I want Wipey to dump Amber’s ass and move back to New York.

 

[Trees]

what I need is some real Amber drama

We're going to be responsible for entertaining ourselves until this thread inevitably, for whatever reason, goes full inactive.

 

[low sodium]

I CUT MY HAIR, HOMEMADE POKE BOWL, & BIG GROCERY HAUL | VLOG​

Jan 14, 2023

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Liquid Gravy]

Can't handle editing for more than 2 minutes at a time but could totally get a real world job you guise! And the problem with reaction channels lately is that if I don't want to sit through 10 minutes of ALR's nontent, why the hell would I want to sit through 50+ minutes of you talking about her and her nontent?

(long time reader, first time poster..)

 

[Frogget-me-not]

I CUT MY HAIR, HOMEMADE POKE BOWL, & BIG GROCERY HAUL | VLOG​

Jan 14, 2023

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

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Tordadoes give her a bit of angsai even though she’s a plubiofile

 

[that blue peach]

We’ve moved on from this topic but just to add this final tidbit:

“Deb Bennett, PhD, founder of the Equine Studies Institute and an expert in the biomechanics of horses, has advised that the “Total weight of rider plus tack must not exceed 250 lbs. There is no horse alive, of any breed, any build, anywhere, that can go more than a few minutes with more weight on its back than this.”

Sorry Hamby, but you’re gonna have to shed more than half your current weight, and then find a large draft horse before you can ever hope to ride one. Ergo it ain’t happening ever.

Now with that said. She’s resorting to cutting her own hair on camera now? I guess the piggy needs to keep trying new tricks in attempt to keep what little audience she still has.