Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Attention all spergs:

Stop shitting up the thread arguing with each other and focus on the twink troon.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Attention all spergs:

Stop shitting up the thread arguing with each other and focus on the twink troon.

Curse those meddling rules and their not allowing us to poke the cows. I'm starting to think that's the only way we're getting any milk from Dyldo.

 

[veritarded]

That's not "some blonde" that's a woman who made her whole brand "I'm a hot lezzy bimbo and I love gurls lmao"

last i checked, actual lesbians hate these type of women and find them irritating. iirc alot of women like this are straight. maybe this one’s not but she’s annoying and comes off fake regardless

also lol at the line “i’m so hot i’d fuck myself”. modern day silence of the lambs remake would make great use of this song.

I thought that while we're experiencing a dearth of Dylan content, I could present you shitlords and shitladies with the inverse trend: one of many Days of Boyhood ( Archive ) series. Here's the first video locally sourced (240p, features nose picking ):

LMFAO IS THAT A FUCKING KIWI FARMS SHIRT

please be true

 

[GenociderSyo]

LMFAO IS THAT A FUCKING KIWI FARMS SHIRT
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Yes that was a shirt null ran a few years ago called Harven Moon.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Once again, Dylan is loving his face so much, he’s ashamed to show anyone…..


Your bathroom is fucking hideous, Dylan

And I’ve been trying to figure out all day who Dylan reminds me of (currently, anyway) in the pic I posted earlier….it’s the brunette bitch from Mulholland Drive….but like, the ugly, tryhard, cartoonish version of the brunette bitch from Mulholland Drive….

I'm, I'm in the mirror thinkin' that between my thighs
I'm dripping diamonds know you wanna taste, but why?
Why would I bother with touching anybody else? ('Cause I'm)
I'm so hot I'd fuck myself

Is she aware that she wrote the AGP theme song?

also lol at the line “i’m so hot i’d fuck myself”. modern day silence of the lambs remake would make great use of this song.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Once again, Dylan is loving his face so much, he’s ashamed to show anyone…..
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Your bathroom is fucking hideous, Dylan

And I’ve been trying to figure out all day who Dylan reminds me of (currently, anyway) in the pic I posted earlier….it’s the brunette bitch from Mulholland Drive….but like, the ugly, tryhard, cartoonish version of the brunette bitch from Mulholland Drive….

Correct me if I‘M wrong.. in the TikTok where Dilly gets his house, didn’t he explain that he didn’t buy but instead rents/leases?

I’m going to have to find that one. I’m 98.9 percent sure.

If that’s correct, why on earth is he renovating a rental?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I thought that while we're experiencing a dearth of Dylan content, I could present you shitlords and shitladies with the inverse trend: one of many Days of Boyhood ( Archive ) series. Here's the first video locally sourced (240p, features nose picking ):
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KEK, which one of you ladies is this? I love it. Mocking the troons while forcing them to look at a Kiwifarms shirt - I wonder if any of them burst into flames?
There's also a Youtube account, watch it with subs for extra cheek.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Correct me if I‘M wrong.. in the TikTok where Dilly gets his house, didn’t he explain that he didn’t buy but instead rents/leases?

I’m going to have to find that one. I’m 98.9 percent sure.

If that’s correct, why on earth is he renovating a rental?

Yes, he's renting it. The human brain is supposed to be fully developed by 25, but Dylan still lacks the ability to think beyond right now. When he was house hunting, he found his "dream house" and it was way out of his budget. He was going to take out a loan to get it, and outright said (paraphrased) "Who cares what it'll be like in 20 years? This is what I want right now."

 

[Smellee Cat]

Yes, he's renting it. The human brain is supposed to be fully developed by 25, but Dylan still lacks the ability to think beyond right now. When he was house hunting, he found his "dream house" and it was way out of his budget. He was going to take out a loan to get it, and outright said (paraphrased) "Who cares what it'll be like in 20 years? This is what I want right now."

Guess he has a very loose tenant contract and/or the owner is part of the influencer grift and is getting paid by either Dylan’s agency, getting Reno’s done for free, and maybe a future AirBnB.

Me, I would be pissed if this were my home.

 

[NoReturn]

LMFAO IS THAT A FUCKING KIWI FARMS SHIRT
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Lmao it is. Null creeping in the corn

Yes, he's renting it. The human brain is supposed to be fully developed by 25, but Dylan still lacks the ability to think beyond right now.

Ah, but you see, that assumes no developmental delays due to something like, oh, I don't know... An eating disorder in adolescence, for example.

When he was house hunting, he found his "dream house" and it was way out of his budget. He was going to take out a loan to get it, and outright said (paraphrased) "Who cares what it'll be like in 20 years? This is what I want right now."

I wonder if it's something CAA put together for him as part of the lease agreement so it could be used for content.

 

[Trianon]

Lmao it is. Null creeping in the corn


Ah, but you see, that assumes no developmental delays due to something like, oh, I don't know... An eating disorder in adolescence, for example.


I wonder if it's something CAA put together for him as part of the lease agreement so it could be used for content.

That does happen, there are a lot of TikTok "talent houses." I think BLM also bought a huge mansion as an "influencer house," so it sounds like just a way to write it off as a business expense. Of course CAA wants Dylan in a swank environment, so they're going to be footing the bill through endorsements or somesuch.

 

[Aliénor]

Correct me if I‘M wrong.. in the TikTok where Dilly gets his house, didn’t he explain that he didn’t buy but instead rents/leases?

I’m going to have to find that one. I’m 98.9 percent sure.

If that’s correct, why on earth is he renovating a rental?

It's very probably peel-and-stick 'tile'. Extremely common nowadays for temporary rental renovations. It can just be removed when you move out. People also use it for kitchen backsplashes.

 

[Jane Eyre]

It's very probably peel-and-stick 'tile'. Extremely common nowadays for temporary rental renovations. It can just be removed when you move out. People also use it for kitchen backsplashes.

You're correct!

 

[Kel1 shi1]

I wonder if it's something CAA put together for him as part of the lease agreement so it could be used for content.

It's a TicTok studio.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

You're correct!

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Dyldo has the sense to not irreversibly fuck up a rental, but not his own face? You can move out of a house. Your face is part of your body.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dyldo has the sense to not irreversibly fuck up a rental, but not his own face? You can move out of a house. Your face is part of your body.

Dylan probably would have fucked up the house left to his own devices. It's just that he hired a professional interior designer who had the good sense and business ethics to ensure the rental wasn't irreversibly fucked up, because she was considering her client's wellbeing (vis end of contract/security deposit) and would be wary of a negative review for acting irresponsibly with the changes.

The surgeon he hired didn't have the good sense or medical ethics not to irreversibly fuck up his face, because they didn't care about the client's wellbeing and don't need to worry about negative reviews (because we've seen that no matter what butchery trans people are subjected to, they normally cope and pretend it's all OK, in part because they're scared of getting blackballed and denied revision treatments).

 

[Gaia Soraka]

last i checked, actual lesbians hate these type of women and find them irritating. iirc alot of women like this are straight. maybe this one’s not but she’s annoying and comes off fake regardless

also lol at the line “i’m so hot i’d fuck myself”. modern day silence of the lambs remake would make great use of this song.

I think she's bisexual. It just seems that women like this say they're bisexual to seem special but really she craves male attention more than anything else.

 

[Lead Sammich]

That's not "some blonde" that's a woman who made her whole brand "I'm a hot lezzy bimbo and I love gurls lmao"
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I havent physically cringed in a while, but these vids did it. Especially that close-up at the end of the last one, this woman is UGLY. She looks way older than how she is acting. And if i had to guess, id say most lesbians would be cringing at this shit too, and maybe get genuinely upset that some retard like this is trying to represent them lmfao. This is like psyop levels of narcissism and vanity.

He looks like Bruce Jenner. Makes sense, it's the same surgeon. How do surgeons manage to copy-paste the same face on all their patients/victims?

Each surgeon has their own way of doing particular jobs, its like a trademark. Other surgeons can even recognize who did certain jobs, based on how they were done. Its like their signature, basically. Its vain as shit really, especially when you consider that your request means nothing if it interferes with that signature. Just check out the bad plastic surgery thread if you wanna see some more examples of that.

Im pretty sure someone in this thread predicted that he would end up looking like Bruce precisely bc he went to the same surgeon, good call on that shit.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I bet he comes out looking as convincingly feminine as this salty madlad:

Spoiler: ARRRR YA READY, KIDS?

Anyway, I have literally never seen plastic surgery make a normal person look better, and he seems like the kind of person who will talk himself into multiple surgeries, so I'm kinda morbidly wondering when we'll get to Dylan's "Tranny Michael Jackson Barbie Ghoul" stage

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

While we wait for the horrorshow about to be bestoved upon us.