Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

What in the Cobes fuck is this thumbnail?
I had to look at the top left corner to see it really was jack who uploaded that.
How long until we have Jack's drink combos videos?

 

[Simon]

Dumbass admits he doesn't come up with any of the shit he makes, that he steals all of his recipes. We already knew this, but it's amusing this mushmouth talks about it up front. Also, doesn't want to waste time listing ingredients, is just going to show the cooking because people don't like long videos. Makes disgusting slop that looks like vomit. The end.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

My kids used diarrhea diapers looked more appetizing. Fucking disgusting.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[ZipDisk]

Holy shit, Jack trying to cover his recipe thievery. The shameless subhuman septic tank.

He used to blame Tammy for the recipe theft BTW.

This casserole looks like the Elvira cooking scene.

Elvira mistress of the dark cooking scene

Elvira mistress of the dark

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Elvira cooked a bit more like cobes with the crushed chips and cheese wiz, and her dog sidekick does not beg for death the way hope does.

THE LAWS

Man wearing a Go+ Tru+h shirt covers the fact he is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES

Jack once again claiming instructions are boring, NO TIME!

If you're doing a cooking video, it's like a lesson. Bring your syllabus or FUCK OFF.


Cream of mushroom soup was my first case of food poisoning. I will always hold hate in my heart for that shit.

Jack was nearly defeated with plastic wrap. Guarantee he didn't wash his hands after handling the raw chicken. His silicone wrist wraps make for fantastic cross contamination.

I thought I would be happy with these angrier videos, but I crave burnings and violence, something we rarely see with cripple jack.

He claims a recipe AS HE FAILS.

Substitutions are actually an incredibly tricky thing to manage. You see people complain on recipes all the time that they subbed yogurt for sour cream and the resulting dish was an abomination.

And that's because THEY IGNORED THE RECIPE AND DID WHAT THEY LIKED.

Jack skips forward in a way we literally can't follow. Something happened with the oven.

I gave up at the lipton packet, I don't want more Jack today.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I don't think Jack steals recipes. That would require saying what the recipe is and following the recipe to a T in order to make good food, and as Jack will tell you, making good food that people want to eat is wrong.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

He spends the same amount of time telling us why there is no Come On In Close as it would take to do it. And this is the second time I think we've seen this. Half his videos are now trying to justify why he is not the inconsiderate, low-IQ, skin-walking wendigo boomer that he appears to be. Let's start a change.org petition to bring back Come On In Close.

 

[AnOminous]

Makes disgusting slop that looks like vomit.

This fat worthless idiot knows the food he makes is garbage, and nobody would ever intentionally make his barf bag "meals" except as a joke.

 

[Adamska]

This looks like rotting fish that I'd use to lure in sharks or something. Absolutely abhorrent.

And on Jack stealing recipes. He does do that, but doesn't give a shit if he fucks up at any point since taking time to do things right ain't worth it. He wants food now and fuck anything that prevents it.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Jack needs to change his channel name to: warming up canned food with jack. No cooking is ever done on his "show"

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Spoiler: Archive 360p

This is disgusting. I have nothing else to add.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is correct in that you cannot copyright a recipe, but is still ultimately incorrect because what he does is copy-paste whatever food blog he's stealing from, which is not protected. Shit happens, recipes can be independently came up with like with Newton and Leibnitz with calculus, but blatantly taking and republishing without credit is another thing entirely.

And I just wish for one damn moment that Jack felt like putting effort into anything and actually started up his mail-order pulled pork scam, if just to get his ass paddled by the health inspector. That gross NIGGER at the end put a piece of turkey back in the pan, sucked his fingers, fiddled with the piece for whatever mongoloid reason, sucked his fingers again. If somebody did that with food intended for me, it would get put in the trash instantly, at least if I was still feeling polite.

 

[Aaway]

haha. i see the fatman is seething over the fact that someone clearly reached out to him about how he steals recipes

i wonder if it's the same people i emailed a few weeks back about the korean sloppy joe recipe he stole from dinnerthendessert.com

 

[James done did it]

lol he's so fragile and sensitive to our criticism, not only the whole copied recipe schpiel, the "oh i touched the turkey gotta wash my hands" cut. Come on jack we know you didn't sing happy birthday twice and wait for the water to get to at least 135 degrees.

 

[AnOminous]

This looks like rotting fish that I'd use to lure in sharks or something. Absolutely abhorrent.

This vile garbage would actually drive away sharks. Anyone trying to fish for sharks would instead kill Jack and chop him up and use him as chum.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack aheago


Idk if this is me being autistic, but letting food touch the outside of the packaging seems extremely unhygienic. It's probably not going to kill you or anything, but it seems like an unnecessary risk to do dumb shit like this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Again he makes food look like somebody puked it up.

But he doesn't get copyright in the least. It's like this. Suppose that he had a successful BBQ sauce. The ingredients have to be listed on the package. You can get away with using terms like "spices" to cover all the spices you have in it but you can copyright a recipe. Just check with anybody who's tried to put out the same exact product that already exists by another company. It's just if you give it out and make it public you can't. And even then it's a grey area But here's how you get around it.

Spoiler: recipe sperging

You have a company like IKEA that sells those Swedish meatballs that a lot of people love. They sell frozen packages of them in the food area after you pass the cash. They're not made by IKEA but they're made, under license, by some company like Gordon's Food Services, Sysco or whatever. They have the recipe and they can only use that recipe for making IKEA Swedish Meatballs. If they tried to make the same exact thing but sell it under a different name then they, and the company who's selling them at retail, could get sued. So they tweak the recipe instead. They add more onion, or parsley or whatever to the mix. They sell it as Ivan's Swedish Meatballs and that's 100% legal.

It's why in some places where Pepsi is bottled under license and they bottle other colas or soft drinks there they can't just whip up a batch of Pepsi and sell it in a different bottle. Pepsi would sue and the company that did it would probably go out of business.

Point is he can't copyright his BBQ sauce because nobody wants it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Some in this thread have speculated about pills, but I've always been skeptical. There is no way in hell he doesn't have some level of chronic pain from the atrophy his body has undertaken, so alcoholism at some level is not impossible. Tammy either looks the other way or partakes herself quietly.

Most likely guys like Jack are the reason why wine moms exist, tbh.

And because it's an excuse to flirt with his friend and have mad gay buttsex when TamHam is getting plowed by Jim Traynor.

Thanks for the imagery, tell my therapist the new Porsche for his daughter is secured.

Those are weebs and they are retarded and actual Japanese people do that.

Hopefully it's TamHam having to cut down on the power bill in a failing attempt to prevent a homeless saga.

Actually TamHam and Jack both living in a car would be more entertaining than all the shit IP2 did over the last years.

Caught Jack's interview on Regis & Kelly, he nailed it. Nice to see Jack getting some positive media attention for his talents. Perfect reminder that the internet isn't real life. He even got Regis to try his barbecue sauce. Proud to be a Scalfani fan

Shut up, Jr.

Another home run recipe by the Cooking with Jack show.

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To quote the late Lee Ermey: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that?

That literally looks like vomit in a pan.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack is correct in that you cannot copyright a recipe, but is still ultimately incorrect because what he does is copy-paste whatever food blog he's stealing from, which is not protected. Shit happens, recipes can be independently came up with like with Newton and Leibnitz with calculus, but blatantly taking and republishing without credit is another thing entirely.

Exactly. Recipes are not protected. Written instructions are. Jack regularly copy and pastes his recipe instruction in to his Youtube description.

In either case it considered good practice and the nice thing to do to attribute your recipes when you are cooking someone else's recipe. Its just the nice thing to do.

PS, here is where Jack stole the recipe from (exact wording in the instructions). Jack removed the 1 box Cream of mushroom soup and replaced it with a packet of onion/ mushroom mix, which is weird because he actually used both in the video. This recipe in turn was stolen from another site and barely changed.