Sonichu most pointless character in sonichu

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Turdijerk and Trebor Capman. They do absolutly nothing besides appear in one panel, to the best of my knowledge.
 
Chris's "characters" tend to fall into three broad categories:

1 - Characters drawn from real life - ie: Chris himself, Ivy.
2 - Characters who have been ripped off and sonichu-ized - Darkbind, Sonichu.
3 - Characters who have just been ripped off entirely - Optimus Prime, Thurston Howell III.

Keeping in mind that abso-tootly-ootly everything in Sonichu was created to service Chris's gigantic, autism-inflated ego, the most pointless character must be one that serves Chris the least. Thus, I'd nominate Simonla (http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Simonla_Rosechu) for the most pointless character in Sonichu. Due to the character's origin, and the way trolls manipulated Our Autistic Hero into killing her off in Sonichu #10, I venture that Chris'tard gets a case of the prickly-wicklies at the very though of her.
 
BillRiley said:
Keeping in mind that abso-tootly-ootly everything in Sonichu was created to service Chris's gigantic, autism-inflated ego, the most pointless character must be one that serves Chris the least. Thus, I'd nominate Simonla (http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Simonla_Rosechu) for the most pointless character in Sonichu. Due to the character's origin, and the way trolls manipulated Our Autistic Hero into killing her off in Sonichu #10, I venture that Chris'tard gets a case of the prickly-wicklies at the very though of her.
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Served him right though.
 
MediExcalibur2012 said:
Chris himself

The comic is about Sonichu; his Mary Sue

If Chris makes him more powerful than Sonichu, then what's the fucking point?
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Let's see, the obvious one would be Sonichu himself, seeing as he's mostly been MIZ despite the title being his name and all.

Other than him, we have:
- Chris himself (pointless, seeing as the Electric hedgehog is supposed to be the protagonist)
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Either Chris is most pointless character, as Sonichu is his Mary Sue -

or

Sonichu is most pointless character, as Chris quickly shows up and upstages his creation, fulfilling what was supposed to be Sonichu's role (all-conquering superhero) for the rest of the series.

Really, Chris should have admitted to himself before getting started that he wanted to be hero of his own comic, yellow copyright-busting avatar be damned. Though if he had done so, I imagine we would have got something like this...

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Silvana said:
Either Chris is most pointless character, as Sonichu is his Mary Sue -

or

Sonichu is most pointless character, as Chris quickly shows up and upstages his creation, fulfilling what was supposed to be Sonichu's role (all-conquering superhero) for the rest of the series.

Really, Chris should have admitted to himself before getting started that he wanted to be hero of his own comic, yellow copyright-busting avatar be damned. Though if he had done so, I imagine we would have got something like this...

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Excellent observation!
 
Silvana said:
Either Chris is most pointless character, as Sonichu is his Mary Sue -

or

Sonichu is most pointless character, as Chris quickly shows up and upstages his creation, fulfilling what was supposed to be Sonichu's role (all-conquering superhero) for the rest of the series.

Really, Chris should have admitted to himself before getting started that he wanted to be hero of his own comic, yellow copyright-busting avatar be damned. Though if he had done so, I imagine we would have got something like this...

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Imagine every character as Chris

EVERY character
 
What about the "Nombi Zazies?" They're antagonists that are given no explanation for their name or why they do what they do. The truth is, for those who are unaware, they were originally just "Homos" but Chris edited the comic when he decided to stop being so overtly homophobic.

The thing is. That's all he edited. Just the word "Homos". They still look like regular people and act like gay men. And as I said before, Chris, at no point bothers to explain the name, which is just a jumble of "Nazi Zombies"...which...I dunno why he used Nazi Zombies. Probably because of the South Park: The Stick of Truth video game, if I had to guess.
 
Galvatron said:
What about the "Nombi Zazies?" They're antagonists that are given no explanation for their name or why they do what they do. The truth is, for those who are unaware, they were originally just "Homos" but Chris edited the comic when he decided to stop being so overtly homophobic.

The thing is. That's all he edited. Just the word "Homos". They still look like regular people and act like gay men. And as I said before, Chris, at no point bothers to explain the name, which is just a jumble of "Nazi Zombies"...which...I dunno why he used Nazi Zombies. Probably because of the South Park: The Stick of Truth video game, if I had to guess.
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Pretty much.
 
Mettaton EX said:
I'd say that Ren Skysoar is pretty pointless too. Chris doesn't care about copyright, so why he felt it necessary to retcon a character which actually had some reason to be present is beyond me.
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What I don't get is the inconsistency. Why just this character? Why not Giovanni, the Power Rangers, Amy Rose or any of the others? My guess is that he started with Skysoar, then the realisation of how much he'd have to rewrite to avoid copyright issues caused him to crash into slumber. So he figured, "Eh, good enough," and left it at that.
 
I'll say Sonichu and Rosechu, because for a series that is meant to be about them and their adventures, OPL took the spotlight so much.
 
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