Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Orca Friend]

I've never been so grateful to have normal, functioning genitalia as I have reading through this thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No, because woman don't have hair in their vagina unless due to damage or some congenital issue. This guy would best be served going to a plastic surgeon or medspa assuming they would even treat him.

This problem isn't totally unprecedented, just on a (slightly) smaller orifice:

How entitled, though. This troon knows that electrolysis is the only permanent hair removal, but he refuses to go unless the doctor writes him a letter to make insurance pay. How dare anyone suggest that a troon lift a finger, either to earn money or to do it themselves?

 

[muhpronouns]

This problem isn't totally unprecedented, just on a (slightly) smaller orifice:
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How entitled, though. This troon knows that electrolysis is the only permanent hair removal, but he refuses to go unless the doctor writes him a letter to make insurance pay. How dare anyone suggest that a troon lift a finger, either to earn money or to do it themselves?

He could always get an electric nose hair trimmer. He can even get it in pink to feel extra girly.

 

[2525ABC]

Are gynecologists even trained for trimming hair, let alone inside of a canal that isn't even a vagina? You go to a waxing place to get your pubes removed. And as far as I know there is no place in existence designed to remove the hair inside of a man-made orifice.

This problem isn't totally unprecedented, just on a (slightly) smaller orifice:

 

[Aunt Carol]

He could always get an electric nose hair trimmer. He can even get it in pink to feel extra girly.

Holy shit, you're right. Someone tell Kevin Gibes:

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Behold… The horror of the troon mind:

A guy is about to get tge chop and know he will have hairs inside the stink ditch. But that’s ok, right?

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I mean, he can just go to a gyno every three months and get a trim, right?


Surprisingly his fellow troons come close to honesty:

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Damn, now I really want to see the face of the poor gynecologist after being told that his next patient is a man who wants a stink ditch haircut.

How would you even bill such a horror?!

That's it. I've seen some nauseating, confusing and downright hilarious things on the whole Stinkditch forum* but this is the post that I refuse to believe is true. This HAS to be a troll. Call me optimistic, dumb or anything else but I have to believe that not even the most naive troon is this fucking stupid. To piggyback off @PBR Streetgang 's post, it's not just like trimming a big nostril!

I remember seeing some posts here saying that we ladies should throw out some false facts about womanhood to see if the troons pick them up (stuff like 'oh, don't you find that you crave to watch Kevin Smith films exactly three days before your period?'). I wonder if one of them has been told that as well as being completely unable to distinguish real/surgically-constructed vaginas, all gynaecologists know how to clip the stray hairs out of them without causing massive damage. What foolery.

*(particularly the tale which popped up while I was typing this post, detailing the old troon who tried inflating his tits with canned air. That gave me a belly laugh!)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Behold… The horror of the troon mind:

A guy is about to get tge chop and know he will have hairs inside the stink ditch. But that’s ok, right?

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I mean, he can just go to a gyno every three months and get a trim, right?


Surprisingly his fellow troons come close to honesty:

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Damn, now I really want to see the face of the poor gynecologist after being told that his next patient is a man who wants a stink ditch haircut.

How would you even bill such a horror?!

This is so fucking offensive. Gyns are doctors, not aestheticians. What woman would expect their gyn to maintain their preferred genital area hair-level (or anything else not strictly gyno-functional-medical)?

You go to a gyn for medical health matters specific to your reproductive (and related endocrinal and whatever) system. They aren't there to make you look pretty or feel sexy FFS. Let doctors be their dry medical selves and get your personal strokes elsewhere. And fucking pay* an electrologist or barber to tend to your unwanted hairs.

* out of pocket, bitch

 

[behindyourightnow]

(I archived the stinkditch haircut post: https://archive.ph/Yt83K)

Are gynecologists even trained for trimming hair, let alone inside of a canal that isn't even a vagina? You go to a waxing place to get your pubes removed. And as far as I know there is no place in existence designed to remove the hair inside of a man-made orifice.

Let's also talk about the fucking entitlement to think he can waste a medical specialist's time every three months because he couldn't be bothered waiting longer for his elective surgery.

Gynecologist appointments can be hard to get even for actual women, partly because pregnant patients get pushed to the front of the queue for obvious reasons. If you're a woman with a non-pregnancy issue you might be waiting months for a single appointment. But apparently Yeti Crotch here thinks a clinic is going to clear a spot in their schedule, quarterly, forever, so that he can get his inverted ballsack trimmed.

How would you even bill such a horror?!

Good point. He lives somewhere where he can't easily get electrolysis put on insurance but he thinks they will pay up for a billing code that probably doesn't even exist? Imagine calling your insurance company after you receive a $700 bill for your nightmare haircut, explaining the situation, and then having to listen to the person on the other end of the line violently throwing up onto their keyboard.

What makes this even worse is the fact that the hairs are WHITE.

Either it's some Julian Assange albino snow goblin or it's a granny tranny.

Unfortunately it's a throwaway so I couldn't go back and see how old he is.

Whatever his age, he has clearly gone his whole life without doing any manscaping, since if he had he would know how scratchy and sharp body hair is after you trim it, for a few days at least. Which is acceptable if it's on the outside of your body, but...

 

[MetalParakeet]

So while I know amholes are obviously disgusting, it really struck me how fucked up it was when I was thinking about it in comparison to piercings.

Those are tiny holes and even then, they're constantly trying to close and need to be cleaned. Anyone with stretched ears will tell you that you have to do maintenance on it for as long as you have them, as they'll smell from the excretion of sebum and skin cells if you don't.

A crotch hole, especially the ones made out of intestines, have to be leaking 24/7. I wonder if your immune system tanks from having a life long wound

 

[batteredpancakes]

d00leys post!

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Post-op RFF arm size comparison
Hi everyone!

I’ve had multiple people asking me how my donor arm compares to my other arm. I figured I’d post a pic, showing both arms side by side.

As you can see, they look pretty much the same. My donor arm isn’t really noticeably thinner than the other one, in my opinion. Due to not having a lot of fat on my arms (even though I am not that skinny), there is no indentation either. By that I mean that the scar is completely level with the normal skin.

I might post some pics later to show what the scar looks like under different angles and lighting etc. But this shows a pretty good representation of what my arm would typically look like to other people.

I usually still wear a sleeve, and I might continue to do so until I can get it tattooed, we’ll see. I don’t really mind the scar and nobody has mentioned it to me, but when I am out and about I just prefer wearing one. When I am just relaxing at home, I normally don’t wear it. It’s kind of like wearing shoes to me, if that makes sense. Feels weird to leave the house without, but indoors I just take it off.

And no, I didn’t really have a ‘’lucky’’ arm recovery, before anyone says that! Part of my graft actually died and tendons were exposed etc, it was absolutely brutal and took forever. But it still healed just fine. So don’t worry too much if your arm recovery isn’t going as smoothly as everyone else’s. Easier said than done, but take it from me: it’s amazing how the body can heal!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Post-op RFF arm size comparison
Hi everyone!

I’ve had multiple people asking me how my donor arm compares to my other arm. I figured I’d post a pic, showing both arms side by side.

As you can see, they look pretty much the same. My donor arm isn’t really noticeably thinner than the other one, in my opinion. Due to not having a lot of fat on my arms (even though I am not that skinny), there is no indentation either. By that I mean that the scar is completely level with the normal skin.

I might post some pics later to show what the scar looks like under different angles and lighting etc. But this shows a pretty good representation of what my arm would typically look like to other people.

I usually still wear a sleeve, and I might continue to do so until I can get it tattooed, we’ll see. I don’t really mind the scar and nobody has mentioned it to me, but when I am out and about I just prefer wearing one. When I am just relaxing at home, I normally don’t wear it. It’s kind of like wearing shoes to me, if that makes sense. Feels weird to leave the house without, but indoors I just take it off.

And no, I didn’t really have a ‘’lucky’’ arm recovery, before anyone says that! Part of my graft actually died and tendons were exposed etc, it was absolutely brutal and took forever. But it still healed just fine. So don’t worry too much if your arm recovery isn’t going as smoothly as everyone else’s. Easier said than done, but take it from me: it’s amazing how the body can heal!

@The Gunt Whisperer, get your ass in here and have a good look at Dooley's latest copeseethe. Yes? No? Now you mentioned it, that arm looks suspiciously un-scarred compared to every other rotdog arm donator I've seen. It could be my shitty screen, but it just looks like she's been wearing a compression bandage on her wrist. Outside of photoshop, I have never seen a rotdog donor arm look anywhere near as pale and almost natural as that. She's either lying through her teeth or she's incredibly lucky.

I wouldn't put it past her to shoop it, mind.

 

[batteredpancakes]

@The Gunt Whisperer, get your ass in here and have a good look at Dooley's latest copeseethe. Yes? No? Now you mentioned it, that arm looks suspiciously un-scarred compared to every other rotdog arm donator I've seen. It could be my shitty screen, but it just looks like she's been wearing a compression bandage on her wrist. Outside of photoshop, I have never seen a rotdog donor arm look anywhere near as pale and almost natural as that. She's either lying through her teeth or she's incredibly lucky.

I wouldn't put it past her to shoop it, mind.

I managed to dox her remember. She wears her arm sleeve in her personal pictures on insta where she's not out with her procedure. She just got very lucky with the amount of depth taken away so it has quite a smooth transition. Plenty of others have good coloration, particularly Caucasians after a few months.

Here's another regular on r/phallo vanphallo22 as an example.

The graft scar outcome varies quite widely. Depends on how good the surgeon is and how aggressive they are when taking the graft.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know this sounds gnarly for a True and Honest vagina, but why can't he just douche with Nair?

Wasn't there a troon about 500 pages ago who had a giant orange bezoar form up in there?

Also, I hope Dooleys gets a tattoo of a turgid schlong on her arm. #justmanthings

 

[neverendingmidi]

So... minor pl, but I've had ingrown hairs "down there" after shaving, and that's enough of an irritation to deal with... Imagining ingrown hairs deep in an unnatural pit that is constantly damp, coated with various lubes, aggravated by dilation, and has almost no exposure to open air... How big of an abscess are we thinking a troon could get?

 

[gampboonerisms]

I hadn't thought of that, but it is a good point.

Any medfags around? Why can't troons use an all-day-keep-in dialator?
Maybe it's too much of an infection risk or something.

I know how late i am to this but
The only thing i could even begin to compare is tracheostomy patients. I grew up around one that had to have the metal tube down the throat all the time. As that patient got older, the hole had to be stretched and it was fucking awful.

 

[乙乙乙]

I know this sounds gnarly for a True and Honest vagina, but why can't he just douche with Nair?

Wasn't there a troon about 500 pages ago who had a giant orange bezoar form up in there?

Also, I hope Dooleys gets a tattoo of a turgid schlong on her arm. #justmanthings

nair doesn't work on coarse hair like pubes. they would need something stronger

 

[batteredpancakes]

why can't he just douche with Nair?

Imagine being the poor nurse at the emergency center who has to deal with the crazy screaming troon who gave himself chemical burns in his amhole.

 

[One87five0]

Do MTF troons really go the gynecologist? Or is that just another lie they like to tell one another? Healthy women go in for routine paps every few years... troons talk like they're up in the stirrups every month. Also, real woman fucking hate going to the gynecologist because it fucking sucks... it's invasive, uncomfortable and depending on your health and family history, pretty stressful if not downright scary. But troons are like, "speculums give me so much gender euphoria uwu!"

It's also absolutely pointless... they have zero risk of developing uterine, cervical or ovarian cancer. They can't get pregnant. They don't have vaginas. If their am holes get infected, a trauma surgeon would be better qualified to treat their ax wound than a gynecologist.

 

[Jon of the Dead]

Imagine being the poor nurse at the emergency center who has to deal with the crazy screaming troon who gave himself chemical burns in his amhole.

Untold Horror Stories of The ER

 

[Luke gama]

u/Oemuff 1st Stage Phallo Lubos Clinic Munich - Day 6 post OP
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I have my 1st Stage Phallo no vnectomy at the Lubos clinic tomorrow AMA​

nsfw
Having my procedure tomorrow, I am having RFF with extra volume taken from the abdomen. I can probably still ask questions today if you have any.
Things that surprised me:
They re- open am small part of the urethera they created in the meta surgery, so the phallus-urethera can heal in the meanwhile. One has to void sitting until the 2nd Stage (Glansplasty)
They only take a smaller part of the forearm, adding volume from the abdomen
Forearm gets covered by a skin graft from the thigh, but the abdomen is just for volume, no skin is taken and therefor doesn't have to be replaced

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It's amazing just how female her whole body is, she really took this video and didn't break down crying seeing how feminine her every movement Is and how she's just attached a "penis" to her body.


Trans reproduce by internet. It's so easy to choose the right pictures and create the idea that they pass. I think when they start having conferences like comic con we're going to see a jump in suicides when it's made clear just how much they don't pass.

The vaginal plug is called a "pessary". They're made in different shapes for different issues. In addition to the healing issue and risk of fistula, I wonder if there is just too much variation in neovaginal shape for a pessary to fit. They'd have to be custom made, and we know that troons are lazy.

I was thinking the same could they not have a inflatable balloon like device.

But these doctors don't act as a collective discipline trying to improve the result. The fact they all have different ways of doing the operation and don't share 100% of the data shows its about money.

They are never going to create a vagina but they could maybe not half kill the patient.