Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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I'm currently struggling with a retarded DVD consoomer. By retarded, I mean this guy has a confirmed low IQ and the mind of a child. He is constantly harassing people for DVDs he breaks at the drop of a hat. I've managed to calm it down somewhat by convincing him that there's a worldwide DVD shortage due to all the materials being used for the war in Ukraine.
why DVDs?
 
I'm currently struggling with a retarded DVD consoomer. By retarded, I mean this guy has a confirmed low IQ and the mind of a child. He is constantly harassing people for DVDs he breaks at the drop of a hat. I've managed to calm it down somewhat by convincing him that there's a worldwide DVD shortage due to all the materials being used for the war in Ukraine.
I personally would find a thrift store that sells DVDs for 25 or 50 cents and act as if that is the only moral option for acquiring DVDs and that buying them new/full-priced is akin to slaughtering a beautiful fox to make a coin purse. I mean, that material shortage in Ukraine, right?
And avoid taking him to any grocery store like Walmart that has a DVD section. "If you're really good we'll go to the thrift store and you can buy, like four DVDs, serious. We can only go two or three times a month- are you really going to steal all the DVDs from the poor DVD-loving children who can't get any at all if the thrift store doesn't have enough in stock?"

Bless you kiwi- I know trying to change the behaviors of people who use retard logic is an arduous project unto itself, and some people won't get what you have to do to make it all work.
 
Ok, its over, we've been owned, time to close the thread, I bet you feel stupid now.


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This man is also a pedophile and his finances are that he loves with his mom. The biggest consumers out there in my experience are those who flaunt their large collection they gathered while their living expenses were covered by someone else.
 
It's generally a bad idea to have a display case without glass surrounding it, as the stuff will get dusty fast. Have fun cleaning all the time, which I bet he don't do.
its always the same generic shelves on every pop culture hoarder room. Its never nice looking furniture or something that feels homely but the kind of shelve from a store or a warehouse that looks even more off putting and sterile as fuck in a living space.

This man is also a pedophile
you actually looked closer
 
Low-effort cross-post inbound

Hey Consoomer watchers, I recently found a few gems from an old Trekkie:


Whoa, it sure blows me away that boomers in the 2000s - 2010s could buy enough Intellectual Property shit to fill an entire room! A true original consoomer, before it was cool!

I sure wonder where this one particular Star Trek Consoomer is now... :)
 
Question in here for any sane retro SNES collectors. Are prices ever going to come back down to earth, or have neckbeards hoarding shit fucked us completely?
Not a collector but i've been hearing on /vr/ "the bubble is going to pop soon" since fucking 2014. Even the market for japanese Famicom/Super Famicom games is fucked by now. I blame every single retro game Youtuber for this situation.
My older cousins and uncles used to do this to me and it was deliberate humilliation tactic, they just thought it was the funniest. One birthday they promise to take me out for a surprise, i got to watch them enter a video game store, buy a newly released ps2s with a hunch of games, controllers, etc but it was for themselves. Then with bags full of a few thousands of dollars of electronics they bought me a single cupcake with a candle on it and sent me back home.

Cool thing to do to a 12 yr old kid whose parent just died and is struggling to survive in the middle of economic crisis in Venezuela. That was my aunt's idea.

At least i learned a lesson about those kinds of people early.
Jesus Christ, dude, i come to this thread to laugh, not to fall into second-hand suicidal depression. That's some stone-cold shit to do to a child, i hope you poisoned their pets in retaliation.
 
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Not a collector but i've been hearing on /vr/ "the bubble is going to pop soon" since fucking 2014. Even the market for japanese Famicom/Super Famicom games is fucked by now. I blame every single retro game Youtuber for this situation.

Are ebay listings for these even selling? Vendors could be ask a thousand bucks for duck hunt if they want but that doesn't mean its going to sell. A lot of people are already sitting with their bags for months.
 
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Are ebay listings for these even selling? Vendors could be ask a thousand bucks for duck hunt if they want but that doesn't mean its going to sell. A lot of people are already sitting with their bags for months.
Make that years, eBay has been dead for a long time thanks to scalpers and "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!" secondaries but everywhere else is ridiculously overpriced as well. As someone else stated, thanks to Covid the already ridiculous prices only got worse thanks to normie dollars, it's absolutely the worst time to get into collecting, no matter for which console. Even Wii shovelware games are rising in price.
Thank God for Flashcarts and emulation.
 
Make that years, eBay has been dead for a long time thanks to scalpers and "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!" secondaries but everywhere else is ridiculously overpriced as well. As someone else stated, thanks to Covid the already ridiculous prices only got worse thanks to normie dollars, it's absolutely the worst time to get into collecting, no matter for which console. Even Wii shovelware games are rising in price.
Thank God for Flashcarts and emulation.

Everything was going fine then the Wata Games jews came. Sucks for normal people who were into old games but all the retards that bought at inflated prices after the whale rush thinking they were going to make millions flipping chronno trigger and zelda cartridges deserve to be left holding the bag. Everyone already in the hobby was saying from the beginning the inflated prices are retarded and most videogames are not scarce at all.
 
"I have the same thing so many times. I'm such a cool collector. Look at my collection of the same thing."

Seriously now, can somebody please explain me what kind of mentality is this? What's the point of having the very same thing so many times? 2 copies are already too much. Why 51? Couldn't he just keep one of them and share the rest of them with other people? This is not the first time I see that. I remember some guys feeling so proud for showing us the normies their epic collection... of the same miniature fighter jet 20 times. No joke. Just why?
 
Are ebay listings for these even selling? Vendors could be ask a thousand bucks for duck hunt if they want but that doesn't mean its going to sell. A lot of people are already sitting with their bags for months.
Truly. My mother just dumped the family's old games on me and I'm dreading the work listing, packaging and mailing this crap off to some retard.
Every one of these game I actually liked I have emulated and to be honest, at middle age I just don't care to vidya anymore.
Anyway, you look up your game, someone's selling for $300 someone else is $30. I have a normal person full time job I don't have time for this shit. I can't believe anyone who trades games for profit is really making a go of it.
 
Truly. My mother just dumped the family's old games on me and I'm dreading the work listing, packaging and mailing this crap off to some retard.
Every one of these game I actually liked I have emulated and to be honest, at middle age I just don't care to vidya anymore.
Anyway, you look up your game, someone's selling for $300 someone else is $30. I have a normal person full time job I don't have time for this shit. I can't believe anyone who trades games for profit is really making a go of it.
Collectibles are only good if you can flip them right away, but thats generally not the case so its a really shitty bussiness to sit on a single article for who knows how long. A few years ago people were more likely to offer you trades rather than money if you were selling retro games, because most of the market were hobbyists not necessarily trying to make a bussines out of it, more like finding ways to support their own collecting habit, it was the only way i'd recommend getting into it.
 
I wasn't aware so many switch games even existed.

I'd say this was a joke post, but it's reddit, so who knows.

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That's one potentially deadly jenga tower right there.

Tell me about it. Possibly the dumbest and most awkward place to put your shelf of vidya and collectibles. In a staircase?
 
I wasn't aware so many switch games even existed.

I'd say this was a joke post, but it's reddit, so who knows.

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That's one potentially deadly jenga tower right there.
Tell me about it. Possibly the dumbest and most awkward place to put your shelf of vidya and collectibles. In a staircase?
Could it be that this is in a staircase because he's hiding his true power and has Consoomed far more than even this?
 
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