Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Well, he does have a point.
Is Ethan Ralph really too fuckin cheap to rent a damn mailbox and have someone forward his legal woes?

It has to be a residential address. It cannot be a PO Box. He must either dox someone or set them up to be subpoenaed. Its similar to why Null needs a human body in a house for his business.

 

[HackerX]

Honestly likely not. He will most likely get fines and a hollarin from the judge. My gut says this is part of a long game. Ralph has two RO's against him. One from Vickers, his wife and other kids, and then a second DVRO (domestic violence RO) against him from Faith and Xander. Separately he has the custody agreement with Faith. Normally one or two violations or a contempt charge will get you a slap on the wrist. I believe the plan is to spend the next five years just slapping him with violation after violation until it becomes inexcusable and Ralph either learns to play by the rules and shut his mouth or face jail time. The more violations the court accepts as such, the more justification the Vickers and Faith have in extending and renewing their RO's as well as proving Ralph is a nuisance and threat to them. Essentially this is the beginning of a brand new rope he can begin to hang himself.

Fatass has managed to push himself into a corner in every aspect imaginable. Legally, economically, socially, etc. It's not going to be long for him to have more things he can't do than he can do, and it's also not like he has a support system to get help (even if he was able to admit to wanting it).

I don't really expect this specific case to amount to much, but we can assume that with Ralph it isn't a matter of "if he'll fuck up enough" to face legitimate consequences but "when he'll fuckup", which makes Ralph paranoid. He arguably has less freedom and things to look forward to NOW than he did when he was locked up. How the hell does someone manage that?

 

[AltisticRight]

It has to be a residential address. It cannot be a PO Box. He must either dox someone or set them up to be subpoenaed. Its similar to why Null needs a human body in a house for his business.

Makes more sense now, excuse by abobrain being puffed up with petrol. Randbot can relate.

So this basically means he'll either have to dox himself to the Vickers who has absolutely no good will and reason to keep it a secret, or use someone else, what a fucking mess.
Was it worth the 15 minutes of dopamine to go after Harry? Was a asking for a threesome with Alanna really worth it (allegedly)?

 

[break these cuffs]

So now that he is served, what are the consequences that he is facing? Possible jailtime?

Vickers is going to be allowed to carve up the pig during the BBQ after the state of California executes Gunt for Aggravated Wiggery.

In reality Ralph is just another petty shitbird in a long list of petty shitbirds. The rest of his life will be brushes with the law that result in a fine, a judgement for 4 or 5 figures, probation, a suspended sentence, and perhaps a month or two in county jail. Gutter trash like Ralph don't get their comeuppance until they violently escalate in a clear and undeniable way. Maybe on of his baby momma's will record part of a beating he lays down and play it for the cops in the ER. Maybe his grift will run dry and he'll rob a liquor store so he can buy some xannies. He's lucky he's such a fat unathletic load or it might have happened with that lady cop he swung on and missed.

Gunt skirts the line that many lowlifes do. He's a big enough fuck up that some kind of court date will always be around the corner, but not so bad that the hammer gets brought down on him. Until of course, it does.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Maybe his grift will run dry and he'll rob a liquor store so he can buy some xannies. He's lucky he's such a fat unathletic load or it might have happened with that lady cop he swung on and missed.

X to doubt

Ethan Ralph is fat, a retard, but most of all a coward in public who can’t handle confrontation. Ralph tries to rob a store he’s going to be spilling spaghetti out of his pockets; he’s just the poster child for Internet tough guy and can only act tough safely behind a computer screen. He’s also a felon so he can’t own a gun and I doubt it he’s smart enough to 3D print, plus he’s broke. Maybe he tries to use a kitchen knife, well butter knife actually, but I would burst out laughing in real life if that happens. And how is he going to carry a gun? He wears sweatpants with no underwear so he might Plaxico Burress himself or it gets jammed up with gunt grease. Ideal case he carries in his man purse, but again, a 5’1 obese man drawing a gun out of his purse? Hilarious.

I think the world is safe from violent Gunt crime thanks to Ralphs own inadequacy. Sure he’s a wigger and he’s going to break laws but mostly because he’s not suitable for a trusting polite society, also until he loses his red truck he’s still an extreme danger on the road.

Meigh, however… I’m thankful Ralph ruined her credit because she’s the kind who will do as Ralph says, can obtain a firearm (well now she has no money or credit to obtain one), and is a mother who would do anything for her baby. She’s the wildcard.

 

[bile demon]

It has to be a residential address. Its similar to why Null needs a human body in a house for his business.

Sounds like there's an obvious solution beneficial to both parties if that's the case. Desperate times call for desperate measures.



No more brother wars!

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is noticeably shitfaced on his stream at the moment, Vickers is concerned Ralph won't make his scheduled court appearance tomorrow:

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph is noticeably shitfaced on his stream at the moment, Vickers is concerned Ralph won't make his scheduled court appearance tomorrow:
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I know it won't happen, but I'd really love to see Gunt show up in a suit tomorrow to impress the judge. The slap in Meigh's face would be hilarious.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph is noticeably shitfaced on his stream at the moment, Vickers is concerned Ralph won't make his scheduled court appearance tomorrow:
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Translation from Vickers-speak: "I am so fucking excited that Ralph is visibly on the verge of beating the shit out of Meigh."

 

[Truly Rural]

I believe Ralph said he will stream today's sunrise but will AFK for the duration of the hearing. Let's hope he follows through with it.

 

[bile demon]

Today's court appearance is the result of him getting M-M-M-MULTISERVED at Guntmania?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is noticeably shitfaced on his stream at the moment, Vickers is concerned Ralph won't make his scheduled court appearance tomorrow:
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To be fair that’s a regular Killstream moment. When is he not wasted out of his mind?

Translation from Vickers-speak: "I am so fucking excited that Ralph is visibly on the verge of beating the shit out of Meigh."

Let’s be honest Meigh’s stronger than Ralph and is most likely to be the one doing the beating. She also has the height advantage on him.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Let’s be honest Meigh’s stronger than Ralph and is most likely to be the one doing the beating. She also has the height advantage on him.

That, plus mans one lowkick away from knee replacement surgery

 

[TyrasGuard]

Let’s be honest Meigh’s stronger than Ralph and is most likely to be the one doing the beating. She also has the height advantage on him.

I'm pretty sure anything that is uphill is a good defense against Ralph, especially if you can push him and let gravity do the rest for you

 

[break these cuffs]

I believe Ralph said he will stream today's sunrise but will AFK for the duration of the hearing. Let's hope he follows through with it.

Allowing useless pieces of shit to zoom their appearances is terrible. There is no way Gunt would have flown to California and gotten another hotel after all the cash he laid out for Ralphamania trip and then losing money on it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Allowing useless pieces of shit to zoom their appearances is terrible. There is no way Gunt would have flown to California and gotten another hotel after all the cash he laid out for Ralphamania trip and then losing money on it.

I love that after his event was a money losing disaster his brilliant idea is to do just do it again, but at his “friend’s mom’s house” that’s totally a castle and begs the mommy to let him. If Ralph doesn’t have to pay for anything to rent a facility, charges admission, make Pantsu sell moist ham sandwiches and sells merch he will definitely make money this time!

I’d love to see Ali’s mom’s Texas McMansion castle. In fact, it’s too bad Ralph doesn’t have a pile of money to build his dream castle. Not a lawyer-foyer, but a lolcow-foyer with three stair cases! I figure it would look like the epically ugly houses some basketball stars built in the late 1990’s. I’d say he’d try to imitate Trump’s hideous gold everything apartment but Ralph doesn’t know what Versailles is much less have any desire to poorly imitate it.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I love that after his event was a money losing disaster his brilliant idea is to do just do it again, but at his “friend’s mom’s house” that’s totally a castle and begs the mommy to let him. If Ralph doesn’t have to pay for anything to rent a facility, charges admission, make Pantsu sell moist ham sandwiches and sells merch he will definitely make money this time!

I’d love to see Ali’s mom’s Texas McMansion castle. In fact, it’s too bad Ralph doesn’t have a pile of money to build his dream castle. Not a lawyer-foyer, but a lolcow-foyer with three stair cases! I figure it would look like the epically ugly houses some basketball stars built in the late 1990’s. I’d say he’d try to imitate Trump’s hideous gold everything apartment but Ralph doesn’t know what Versailles is much less have any desire to poorly imitate it.

Mrs. Jamal better get payment up front or Ali is going to be verwy verwy sowwy.

 

[AltisticRight]

If that Ali Jamal palace trashing goes through, he'll be looking at another set of lawsuits.

All his own doing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If that Ali Jamal palace trashing goes through, he'll be looking at another set of lawsuits.

All his own doing.

You mean Ali Jamal’s mom’s house. It’s pretty hilarious some fat, lonely pajeet is trying to hang with Ralph using “muh rich parents” and it’s totally working! Ralph desperately needs a rich friend, but a friend with rich parents will do. No actual successful adult with money would have anything to do with Ralph, but their retard kid might!

Is Ali the product of one of those Indian doctors rich enough to marry Aryan wife? It’s pretty common pairing in Texas. (See Dr. Now’s ex-wife) Can’t really tell because Ali looks 100% Indian, but that can happen. Just because your wife is white doesn’t mean the kids will lighter. OTOH Ralph apparently thinks his mom is hot, so does that mean she’s a dark skinned beauty?

(I actually believe Ralph thinks him calling Ms Jamal sexy will make her feel so flattered she will gladly let a wigger wrassle event invade her house, bitches love flattery!)

Also, is Ali sending photos of his mom’s castle to Ralph to entice him? How does Ralph know so much about Ali’s mom and house? I’d love to see what Ali has told Ralph to make him so suddenly inclusive of obese pajeets living with mommy.

Going to assume Dad is not at the house. Ali seems like the sad lonely kid spoiled by mom after her giant divorce settlement. I can’t fathom Mr. Jamal being fine with Ali’s antics or letting that BS into his home. Mom otoh is so desperate for Ali to have friends spoke to Gunt

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

. Mom otoh is so desperate for Ali to have friends

probably this