DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
ive thought about phils political beliefs and i think ive narrowed down what he might allign with.
he doesnt have too many political views but what we can find likely leads to something
he seems to want different social and economic policies but doesnt want any of the downsides associated with them.

Phil complained about the american healthcare system and its cost, but he also complained about the waiting time in the emergency room and he would defitinitly complain about the raised taxes with the adoption of a different system.
phil seems to want improved workers rights, since we've seen him complain about underemployment, unjustifiable firings and things like hiring people under 40 hours so they dont count as full time
but phil would be the first to complain if that caused his amazon delivery to arrive late
phil moved to a gated community where he would be shieleded from homelessness and things like drug users. he goes to wal mart to specifically avoid poors. he also complained when people shot up at burger king.

i think phil is some kind of champagne socialist or neo liberal.
This is dumb. And I am gonna settle this. Phil has no beliefs beyond being, quite possibly the most selfish man in the world. Because even your most deluded fascist wants to control and dictate to fix whatever the image of his nation is. And your most retarded communist at least wants to benefit their fucking clique. But Phil? All him. If you gave Phil the power to make a law, he would make it so everyone has to give him money every day. Upon penalty of death. And you know, you just fucking know he would in fact walk up to Kat every day, goat laugh and say sorry honey you know the law ack ack ack. And then call his parents saying he hasn't seen their contribution all week
 
This is dumb. And I am gonna settle this. Phil has no beliefs beyond being, quite possibly the most selfish man in the world. Because even your most deluded fascist wants to control and dictate to fix whatever the image of his nation is. And your most retarded communist at least wants to benefit their fucking clique. But Phil? All him. If you gave Phil the power to make a law, he would make it so everyone has to give him money every day. Upon penalty of death. And you know, you just fucking know he would in fact walk up to Kat every day, goat laugh and say sorry honey you know the law ack ack ack. And then call his parents saying he hasn't seen their contribution all week
He really is just an almagamation of every worst trait, aspect, and personality of a person rolled into one. All the 7 deadly sins.

We all know people have a little negative thing about them but the positives outweight the negative. Steve might be a little stinky but he means good and loves to share his food. Tom here is flaky but when he finally comes through, he makes up for it. Lucas is mostly a piece of shit but he will have your back in a fight.

Phil? Nah he's just everything all into one. His sense of humor sucks, overly negative, whines and complains,will throw you under the bus, he doesn't share, incredibly selfish, smells like shit, very lazy, bad worth ethic, never on time, incredibly immature, lies constantly, emotionally manipulates you etc etc. The list is endless with this guy. It has come to a point where even the most tolerant and weird internet folk avoid you and make fun of you.
 
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Phil is/was shilling for movie tie-in games; saying people were wanting and asking why there's no Avenger's game. Because movie games usually suck Phil.
And in classic Phil fashion, he's wrong. Midnight Suns ties in the Avengers and a bunch of other Marvel shit. For a guy who claims to keep up with/cover gaming news, he entirely missed a major AAA game release.
 
And in classic Phil fashion, he's wrong. Midnight Suns ties in the Avengers and a bunch of other Marvel shit. For a guy who claims to keep up with/cover gaming news, he entirely missed a major AAA game release.
There is also literally an Avengers game. It was shit, it's being killed off in a few months.

Didn't he play the Avengers game that came out in 2020?
 

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Not even a coomer game can bring in the views :stress:
Its not like he doesn't just beg for 90% of the time instead of playing the fucking game and his "QNA" copecast has stalled for so long regularly he outright throws out game streams to copecast with "QNA" whenever he feels like it. He's been going code black every day since at at least 2020.

His mini arc of "I've changed guys. Look I haven't begged in 5 minutes, tip me now guyz the roof over my head is going to evaporate at any moment and my horse will cry inaudibly downstairs" was funny.
 
Its not like he doesn't just beg for 90% of the time instead of playing the fucking game and his "QNA" copecast has stalled for so long regularly he outright throws out game streams to copecast with "QNA" whenever he feels like it. He's been going code black every day since at at least 2020.

His mini arc of "I've changed guys. Look I haven't begged in 5 minutes, tip me now guyz the roof over my head is going to evaporate at any moment and my horse will cry inaudibly downstairs" was funny.
He probably thinks "Look guys I haven't tweeted / community posted that I need support" and wants ass pats for it. Like geee the majority of streamers don't even ask for support during gameplay strams (unlike some thots but they don't play games)
 
I haven't really been keeping up with TIHYDPs myself due to the salt or exceptionally bad gameplay being so rare. He either fake rages, acts like a clown for his retard audience, whines like a spoiled child, or acts like an insufferable nitpicking know-it-all. Still looking forward to SF 6's release since fighting games tend to produce some good salt.*

* When he's not punching down on scrubs
He's been unwatchable since at least three years back. Even the TIHYDPs largely revolve around greasy begs and massive stalling because, fuck, it's all he does any more. 0utsyder's stuff was always fairly long winded but he's putting out a 9 hour TIHYDP pokimanz with a 6 minute intro and frankly, fuck that. Phil's just withholding the fun stuff and cherrypicking games ever since Yakuza LAD broke him. He skips anything even remotely challenging and just plain avoids gameplay for the longest time, meaning a TIHYDP editor would have to slave over hours and hours of filler to get to the five minutes of good stuff, and they'd end with a 30 minute TIHYDP.

Literally, even legendary stuff like his horrible, horrible Divinity 2 playthrough ends up being unwatchable because he waffles and menu's for literal hours before getting into the one battle that swiftly and mercilessly crushes his oddly shaped head in twelve seconds. To be fair to him he's kinda mastered that style of play: He gets laughed at less because nobody's gonna put up with three hours of him deliberately slowing things down to a glacial pace.

He walks in games, for fuck's sakes. Phil WALKS in videogames. Imagine how much fucking time it would take to beat even something easy and quick if you walked everywhere. You could easily turn something pretty braindead like Final Fantasy X, normal playthrough, no bonus bosses into a 400 hour affair JUST by refusing to run. And he takes frequent pauses to "take in the sights" which usually means shoving his gin-flower nose into the nearest wall to analyze the design equivalent of flavour text and talk out of his ass for 3 to 10 minutes about every little nook and cranny in the map. Not to mention still playing games on Easy, in spite of 20 years of experience, like God of War, refusing to play Hardcore on New Vegas so he could still chug stimpaks, Yakuza on normal, Oblivion on normal, Skyrim on normal...

Even his bread and butter goldusty playthroughs are just a mess. Souls games veteran? More like really good at being handheld and guided by Dented Derichs. Survival horrors? Phil will waffle and menu for two hours before he even gets to the first enemies. Callisto Protocol's first non tutorial enemy made quick work of Phil's slow reflexes and little understanding of game mechanics, but you had to wait nearly AN HOUR to see him get to that. Action games? Either he plays them on normal and buys a million heals (Yakuza) or they're so easy at a base level even Phil can skate through them, and they are also infrequent due to long development times, which perfectly feeds into Phil's "Play the haht new releases" model so he can forever linger in walking sims and shitty indie story-only games.

Doesn't help that Phil's at his happiest when playing some heavily dented, kid friendly bullshit on easymode and the modern gaming industry is all too happy to provide games with what I'll call "Bugsnax energy", like that cringefest that is High on Life. Mind you, he still did poorly at Bugsnax AND High on Life, but these are games nobody really cares for. He still sucks at games, he just sneaks those few moments into a veritable mountain of stalling.

Racing, fighting, and competitive multiplayer where he can't just curate who he fights. These are the only game genres where Phil can still provide some entertainment since there's no handholding someone through any of that. Problem is, due to the state of modern gaming, we're lucky to get one or two playthroughs of these genres a year.

I'm sure there's some gold here and there across his 120 hour slugfest through Skyrim, as there will be in Oblivion, there certainly was a lot of that in New Vegas, but no one's gonna watch 200 hours of that, specially to make a video about it.
 
It's amazing how suddenly his opinion on Shorts has changed now that they are going to be monetizable. Suddenly he has DasBoCuck slaving away making edited bullshit for him and expecting either them to go super viral or every last dent to click on the short and watch it a million times. It's so pathetic he is even shilling YouTube Premium because apparently he can get money through that absolute scam. Also, Dave, your shorts haveing ten times the views you actual videos get is not a good thing you dumbass.
Has Slayer whaled in OP Oddyseey yet or is he still MIA? Far as I am aware Phil is stalling hard on that game.
 
And in classic Phil fashion, he's wrong. Midnight Suns ties in the Avengers and a bunch of other Marvel shit. For a guy who claims to keep up with/cover gaming news, he entirely missed a major AAA game release.
Midnight Suns is actually pretty good too. Tactical RPGs probably make the pigroach's eyes glaze over though.
 
It's amazing how suddenly his opinion on Shorts has changed now that they are going to be monetizable. Suddenly he has DasBoCuck slaving away making edited bullshit for him and expecting either them to go super viral or every last dent to click on the short and watch it a million times. It's so pathetic he is even shilling YouTube Premium because apparently he can get money through that absolute scam. Also, Dave, your shorts haveing ten times the views you actual videos get is not a good thing you dumbass.
Has Slayer whaled in OP Oddyseey yet or is he still MIA? Far as I am aware Phil is stalling hard on that game.
DSP being a hypocrite?? No way.
 
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