DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JackoVerde]

what if Phil met jesus christ himself
Phil: change my ways, what do you mean, i already have. Do you not see how different a man I am since I was removed from my helicopter postion, from best buy. even now I have changed. I no longer make racist and suxualized humor and I need not change again. donate my money to charity, but I need that money to pay my bills. stop playing WWE and get help, alright who's the denthead who hired this idiot. It's fucking stoopid doood.

Jesus leaves
Im glad that bitch of a jew left and if I see him again, i'll put him back on the cross.

 

[JimiHendrix]

one of the most baffling things about phil, and I've mentioned this before, is I really struggle to see him as greedy. like I know he is, but I struggle to see him as it because he has nothing. man makes 100k or more a year and what does he have? a middle unit condo, shows up in pj pants, and uses a PC with windows 8 on it?

I've never seen such a greedy motherfucker who makes so much money for such little effort and he has nothing to show for it.

 

[JackoVerde]

one of the most baffling things about phil, and I've mentioned this before, is I really struggle to see him as greedy. like I know he is, but I struggle to see him as it because he has nothing. man makes 100k or more a year and what does he have? a middle unit condo, shows up in pj pants, and uses a PC with windows 8 on it?

hes more gluttonous than he is greedy.
him abusing wwe, indulging in gin and doordash, buying retarded useless knick knacks.
phil is an absolute glutton. he exists to consume

 

[Lady Adjani]

The irony of DSP always complaining about ahnline lag is that his pattern & panic mash style of play is very effective when playing scrubs with lag.

The moment someone with skill comes along though and forces him to adapt, his game gets exposed as holier than the Pope's wedge of Swiss cheese. His reaction timing is dogshit and he mashes a lot.

The worst part is when he uses the lag & dropped inputs excuse when playing OFFLINE.

A hallmark of people who have strong narcissistic and other dark personality traits (hereafter referred to as narcissists) is the avoidance of taking responsibility for their dysfunctional or incompetent behavior.

Fucking textbook example, Phillip.

 

[Pepper Jack]

That is his serious broke back look.

 

[gaarashatan]

I seriously doubt Phil is going to make it past 45 at this point. All these undiagnosed health issues, skin picking to the point he starts bleeding or getting rashes, and other shit. At the rate he is going, he is going to die before his parents do and the horse will need to find a new pasture because Phil is such a doting and loving husband he doesn't even have shit set up for his wife. His face genuinely looks lopsided and I can't unsee this now.

Also great hairline Phil, you aren't hiding anything anymore.

im more curious about those weird humps on both sides of his face. ive never seen that. is that some medical condition?

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Finally listening to that raw unedited call with the creditors and I'm tiredly kekking in bed.
God damn though, the snorting, I can't believe that's just a thing he does. That's disturbing.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I've never seen such a greedy motherfucker who makes so much money for such little effort and he has nothing to show for it.

What are you talking about, dood??? Haven’t you seen his Champions’ record? The man’s relentlessly carving out a monument of pure excellence that will be marveled at by generations to come!

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

if he’d put like $20-$30 a month aside he’d have enough for a decent one by now.

Can't sacrifice the hogan pulls.

 

[TerribleUser09]

What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?

Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.

 

[Iron Father]

The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping.

Feel free to fuck off then, retard.

 

[RougeRed]

What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery?

There was a time when maybe he could have, but he's lied, manipulated and just been generally shitty so long that I'd say it's long gone. I'd like to say that I almost didn't respond to this question because the rest of your post is retarded, and you sound like a fucking chimp.

 

[clothes in my closet]

What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?

Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.

I'm pretty tired right now, so i can't quite find the words to describe it, but this post is really fucking weird to me.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

one of the most baffling things about phil, and I've mentioned this before, is I really struggle to see him as greedy. like I know he is, but I struggle to see him as it because he has nothing. man makes 100k or more a year and what does he have? a middle unit condo, shows up in pj pants, and uses a PC with windows 8 on it?

I've never seen such a greedy motherfucker who makes so much money for such little effort and he has nothing to show for it.

Don't forget the roughly $150k worth of debt he got written off while never spending a penny of it to actually upgrade his "business".
It's actually bordering on impressive how badly he manages his money yet somehow continues to breathe.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?

Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.

Google sheet algorithms are not hard set up. The data is also public as he shows it himself. How is it exactly overstepping?

How can he redeem himself from mockery? Stop doing shit that would get a public figure mocked. Like Null said who the fuck would want to be a public figure and people that choose to be one are usually weirdos.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?

Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.

Ok "pastor" Miller...

 

[Where Am I Playing]

* I have not been keeping up with his PC lore because the topic is not that interesting to me so I might be missing details, but seems like he still didn't get it.

People are piling up to help him yet still nothing happened? He doesn't need a PC. At this point though, why would he accept any tips towards it, with all these options? That $500 bounty promise, which I assume was bait to reinforce the idea of how greedy he is, if it was real, why would he accept?

I'm sure he does want a PC, but he was a greedy pigroach so he wanted something brand new and expensive. RTU's PC was a used one and from 2017, and that's probably the only thing his brain registered. He doesn't know or care what a threadripper is, he just thinks that it's old then it's not good enough for him. He's gonna wait for a trustworthy paypig to offer to buy him a new PC and shell out top dollar for it. Edit: Oh yeah and RTU wanted DSP to pay for the shipping costs to send the PC, you know the cheap fuck probably hated that.

Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun.

There will always be other people to watch and talk about.

 

[HorseSense]

I'm pretty tired right now, so i can't quite find the words to describe it, but this post is really fucking weird to me.

Same. I'mma be very charitable and consider this a "parody" question and not retardation from a retard. There is no redemption because mockery is part of public life. Like Chris Pratt was mocked for being a Christian family man who lives on a farm.

DSP's problem is scope creep. He's mocked for being bad with finances, streaming, games, speaking, current events, reading, friendships, sobriety, managing his emotions, being truthful, etc. He needs to redirect and accept mockery about being bad at games and fix (or at least STFU about) everything else.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

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Giving off the same sort of energy you'd find coming from a once prominent and possibly even flash in the pan, down on their luck country musicians. One whose resorted to playing at illustrious venues like your local vfw or a county fair just to keep the tax man at bay and his vices in play.

 

[TerribleUser09]

Google sheet algorithms are not hard set up. The data is also public as he shows it himself. How is it exactly overstepping?

How can he redeem himself from mockery? Stop doing shit that would get a public figure mocked. Like Null said who the fuck would want to be a public figure and people that choose to be one are usually weirdos.

There are politicians whose financial standing is yearly reported yet I didn't see any detractor making fun of politicians for having barely a few bucks in their private account and huge collection of action figures.

Do you consider yourself as bully? Tell us about your high school years, we listen. Come for hugs and xoxo.

one of the most baffling things about phil, and I've mentioned this before, is I really struggle to see him as greedy. like I know he is, but I struggle to see him as it because he has nothing. man makes 100k or more a year and what does he have? a middle unit condo, shows up in pj pants, and uses a PC with windows 8 on it?

You jelly?

Ok "pastor" Miller...

Oh you got me honey xoxo...