DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Bruh, it was only a couple days of lower tips than usual and he loses it.

 

[JPG]

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

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That is his serious broke back look.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

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That new lighting does not help him at ALL. Especially in the YT Shorts he uploads. The light makes the shadows more intense than ever and you can see how badly he has aged.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

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'For the Eyes of a beggar are upon you, any trolling you do, he's gonna see.
When you're in Renton look behind you, for that's where the beggar's gonna be.'

 

[Japs_eye]

So people that open their eyes wide are psychopathic killers? The expression doesn't match at all, what point are you trying to make?

Guys, DSP is not the devil incarnate. Let's not spin this shit out of proportion. He's a begging low-life that sucks at the easiest job in the world and a liar and an asshole to boot, but he's not the monster under your bed.

Never been a fan of diagnosing someone else's mental state.

I'll try to explain since this seems like a bit of the tism causing a misunderstanding (we all have some puzzle pieces in us it's koo)

I was just pointing out Dave's sanpaku eyes. Sanpaku meaning 3 whites (San 三 meaning 3 in Japanese). Specifically he has the upper sanpaku eyes meaning white on top.



You can have lower sanpaku eyes too. These type of eyes are actually popular among women rn because many celebrities have them (Billie Eilish for example). Some even have surgery to get artificial lower sanpaku eyes.

Does Dave having sanpaku eyes mean he is a psychopathic killer? No. It's just an observation nigger it's not that deep lol. But the upper sanpaku eyes that he has  is common among crazy people

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's like listening to a wifebeater explain why he has to hit his wife.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

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Faggot.

 

[Soy Dora]

It's like listening to a wifebeater explain why he has to hit his wife.

He literally talks about the money buff high he gets. Never change, Phil.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

I'll try to explain since this seems like a bit of the tism causing a misunderstanding (we all have some puzzle pieces in us it's koo)

I was just pointing out Dave's sanpaku eyes. Sanpaku meaning 3 whites (San 三 meaning 3 in Japanese). Specifically he has the upper sanpaku eyes meaning white on top.

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You can have lower sanpaku eyes too. These type of eyes are actually popular among women rn because many celebrities have them (Billie Eilish for example). Some even have surgery to get artificial lower sanpaku eyes.


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Does Dave having sanpaku eyes mean he is a psychopathic killer? No. It's just an observation nigger it's not that deep lol. But the upper sanpaku eyes that he has  is common among crazy people

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I was not aware that's even a thing, thank you for cluing me in.
Checks out that people get surgery done to have that though, considering the world is getting more retarded by the minute.

Spoiler

But please take the tism part back cause that hurt my feefees.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

Due to his 25% Polish genes he could also have inherited the Slavic trait of every village needing its own village Methuselah/vampire/mummy/whatever term they use in other Slavic country. Now if you don't know what that is, lemme pigsplain. It's a person, usually one per village, who despite having abused their body for multiple decades with alcohol, cigarettes, sometimes even hard drugs, and despite looking like absolute shit and having multiple health issues, some niggling some serious, still somehow manages to cling to life until their 80s where the stroke, lung failure, liver failure or heart attack that's been way overdue for the past 4 decades finally takes them to the afterlife. My grandmother's brother was one of those, he looked so disgusting in his final decade of his life that the village children were terrified when they saw him because they thought he was a living corpse.

So we are in for a long time with a lich/zombie/vampire/whatever... wow. Exciting.

 

[Iron Father]

It's like listening to a wifebeater explain why he has to hit his wife.

He "gets nervous and can't help it" lmfao. He gets the nervous beg jitters, like a crackhead coming down.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This may be completely off topic...... but Projared's wife was way hotter than any of the other women projared was banging lol

There's a thread for that, but I don't know if the thirst post rule is enforced over the portion of the site it's in without checking and won't bother because op is a sailor moon simp. It's all rats in the youtube barrel to me.

Phil admits that when the old and grey whalechairs don't pay for WWE CHAMPIONS TIME, it makes him feel weak to not catch 'em all. Will they understand they control the hogroach not the other way around despite this admission yet again? Can Jayde change his own diaper by himself?

 

[Comma]

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World:

 

[DeeTracktor]

It's like listening to a wifebeater explain why he has to hit his wife.

If he just said ''I need moeny because Scopely are doing week long events for theWWE Royal Rumble weekend, Im a lonely gambling addict please tip'' t would take him 30 seconds

But of course, Phil is so deep in his ''bills'' grift he has only made things harder for himself and we get 5 minutes of this bullshit instead...and he's still got no fucking money for Scopely this weekend anyway

Never change Phil...

 

[The Punished Mitch]

It's like listening to a wifebeater explain why he has to hit his wife.

"I hate being like this, I don't want to be begging and pestering you guys for money, you think I enjoy having to do this?"

"I wish you guys would just consistently give me $300 a day in direct cash so I wouldn't have to do this, sound good?"

 

[Iron Hamster]

He isn't really wrong on that. Caffeine is similar enough to the chemical Adenosine (the one that causes sleepiness) that it blocks the receptors and prevents it from making you feel sleepy. The immediate stimulation is caused by the extra Adenosine bouncing around and causing your brain to release adrenaline. So, it doesn't "give you energy" but it makes you feel more energetic.

He needs to try something else because he still falls asleep.

That "brittish" accent part in the Oblivion stream now is peak clown mode. Just want to end this tard. He sees this as amazing commentary and comedy, just wow...

He is still butthurt at not being made the next pogchamp and thinks these cringe shorts are the way to go.

That is his serious broke back look.

The 'you better have the lube' look.

 

[Local Degenerate]

In the Daily Wrap, Phil said he will be releasing a Warzone funny moments highlights video, made by a fan of course. Phil has this fucking cuck, whoever he is, making full length highlight videos for him now, completely for free.

I know this would never happen, but the joy I would feel if the dent suddenly wised up, and held the video hostage, demanding something out of Phil... I don't care if it's something as retarded as 'let me play with you', the salt from piggy would be glorious.

 

[Gramh]

I know this would never happen, but the joy I would feel if the dent suddenly wised up, and held the video hostage, demanding something out of Phil... I don't care if it's something as retarded as 'let me play with you', the salt from piggy would be glorious.

Nah, Phil would just shut that shit down immediately and call them a mentally ill moron for offering to help and then trying to extract something out of him and memory hole everything about it in less than 5 minutes because the shorts are only important to him so long as he doesn't have to do anything to make them. Hell he might not even say anything about it unprovoked.

 

[Corpun]

I unironically love these Warzone streams. The dents need to start offering more kill-based bounties instead of placement-based so we can see more potatosyde aim

Warzone bounties have become the best entertainment he has ever put out because of how much salt is produced when he inevitably dies to anyone slightly better than him. It actually makes the camping bearable because this retard has no peripheral vision and just runs away from fire fights like a bitch while getting shot at. I think he genuinely thinks so long as he can't see an enemy player they can't see him.

Due to his 25% Polish genes he could also have inherited the Slavic trait of every village needing its own village Methuselah/vampire/mummy/whatever term they use in other Slavic country. Now if you don't know what that is, lemme pigsplain. It's a person, usually one per village, who despite having abused their body for multiple decades with alcohol, cigarettes, sometimes even hard drugs, and despite looking like absolute shit and having multiple health issues, some niggling some serious, still somehow manages to cling to life until their 80s where the stroke, lung failure, liver failure or heart attack that's been way overdue for the past 4 decades finally takes them to the afterlife. My grandmother's brother was one of those, he looked so disgusting in his final decade of his life that the village children were terrified when they saw him because they thought he was a living corpse.

I hope not, I don't want to be turning 50 while hate watching whatever Baba Yaga Phil turns into.

His bloated face is nothing new. The new lighting just accentuates it.

That said, he's gotta be one of the worst looking 40 year olds I've ever seen.

I've seen literal homeless people who have given up on life and expect they will die on the streets looking better than him. Forget his lack of job experience and his attitude, appearances alone would never get him hired anywhere other than the most menial shitty job possible.

Does he plan to wear the black begging t-shirt or is it a subconcious choice?

At this point I think it's part of his autistic schedule and he just whips it out every time he begs. I swear there are times he changes shirts between streams and the Daily Fap.

Upcoming Ask the King thumbnail. Looks like it should be a video chronicling the different types of depression.

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So does he take these pictures and send them to DasBoCuck or whoever else does shit for him, because I've never seen this pose before and it's obvoiusly recent. Looks like whoever made it touched up his face to make him a little less ghoulish.

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World:

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Elder Scrolls beggars all have more dignity and respect than Phil ever will.