It's easy, first you get so fat that you can't even breathe because your chest muscles can't move the fat out of the way enough to inhale. Then you die slowly of lack of oxygen to your brain and other fat-related disease.
The "internet villain" shit doesn't even make sense. He's only a villian in a very small quarantined part of the internet.. The wider internet doesn't know or care about Ethan Ralph. Unless you were heavily involved in Gamergate (which was almost 10 years ago at this point) or were into bloodsports you would never know who he was. If you want a real example of an internet villan someone like Andrew Tate is far better fitting of that title.
Said the guy that was exiled to Mexico by a coin merchant.
Probably another nobody gives a shit "reveal" on his arch nemesis #9582 Shannon Gator the Traitor.
man it would be so kino if entire killstreams were just posted in this format via twitter threads. 12+ hours of one second clips.
Virgil is the ghost that leads Dante through the layers of hell.
If it wasn't for metokur I honestly wouldn't know who any of these people were.
This kind of retardation is what makes me think that Ralph will soon end up in prison again. As we could see, he really upped his pill and booze dose over the last 2 weeks and now a Rome trip out of left field which probably will only accelerate his current decline. It feels like it's just a matter of time before he assaults another cop. My only hope is that it gets filmed this time
I like how this fat inbred retard thinks anyone believes he's ever read Virgil. Also as quotes from Virgil go that's pretty dumb. Fear is useful. Most of the things it tells you not to do are really stupid things you shouldn't do anyway. And on top of that, Ralph is the most scared little girl's blouse of a bitch anyone ever saw.
Bold of you to assume that this fat faggot reads books.
I didn't say that, I said the opposite. This fat little bitch just Googled something and is now pretending he reads books.
I imagine that if he runs into words or phrases he doesn't understand he assumes the book is trying to alawg him.
It is so cringy and embarrassing whenever Ralph puts on airs and pretends to be an educated gentleman who has a love of the written word. I guarantee that this brainlet just googled “quotations about fear” and stumbled upon this. Arma virumque cano? More like vinum porcumque cano.
I used to seethe at that picture of the Marcus Aurelius statue he keeps behind him.
I disagree. I think he read it and thought "wow this guy a sucks, I'm going to do the exact opposite"
Right? I bet his knowledge of Marcus Aurelius begins and ends with Gladiator. Ralph is an embodiment of what not to do if you’d like to follow Roman stoicism.
We're talking about a guy who named his pornhub account JCaesar187. A fat and cowardly pleb of the lowest order who complains about everything and has emotional meltdowns in public. Also living in exile after being bullied out of his country. So yeah, not sure if it's possible to be more opposed to stoicism or Roman virtue than Ralph.
I don't know about reading them, but with enough Velveeta he could probably eat one.
I don't know I always found the Aurelius statue quite amusing. It looked like it was looking down on him with contempt, saying to the viewer "and this is the consequence, behold this, the God's mistake" Ralph stands as an example of diametrical opposition to stoic principles and Roman virtues in general.
I haven't had my coffee yet and I thought for a moment you were referring to Marcus' son Commodus. In comparison Ralph is far worse. If Ralph were a member of the imperial household the Praetorians would have assassinated him as a child to avoid the hard choice of "do we make this guy our bitch-emperor after we assassinate the current one?"
