Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Given her latest innovation of tweeting tasty servings of word salad, it seems like she could get a gig writing chingrish product descriptions and user manuals.

"This person stimulation advice is ergonomical result in happy joy of feeling. Caregiver will thrust a panda, bring home bigger caregiver. Fit in all tub, all day long, also compatible of rat. Bluetooth App inclusive."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sounds like she's had a few tonic colonics, all right.

 

[Trout P]

LOL huge big retard energy there Kindness

Now I have to wonder if the standing cat piss at the tranch was actually from cats or if babbyrobo spilled her piss bowl.

 

[stupid frog]

Shame she didn't get with Kevin and Jen. Together they could clean her bed bowls.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Shame she didn't get with Kevin and Jen. Together they could clean her bed bowls.

Delete this.

 

[SpoopyGoopy]

Jesus christ how much shit is she on???

Yes.

 

[CalderaScar]

Amazing how she still manages to spell all of her medications correctly.

 

[Flamin Park]

The white lozenge dudes look like Tramadol to me.

She's not a good pill shopper if she can't grift a Tramadol scrip.

And that shit can result in some weird head stuff.

Like lowering the seizure threshold
It could be she's just mixing up antidepressants with recreational tramadol abuse and getting mild serotonin syndrome related seizures

The red one looks like either fish oil or liquid neurofen, it's not common to see script medication in liquid capsules and her exaggerating all of her meds is totally something I can see her do, explains why she'd display them face down too

Few ooc painkillers and supplements to bulk out her actual scripts because more pills = more sympathy

Leave behind the identity of Paul and take up the mantle of Earl! Liberate the alpacas and claim your birthright. Usher in a new golden age for Westcliffe and purge the freeloading scum from your land!

This is Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. They say it's the biggest alpaca death camp
in colorado. I used to work here. Well...I was really a slave. Like all
the others.

That's me! My name is Bonnie. I WAS employee of the year. Now I'm dead
meat. I crossed the meanest boss in the world: Penny the toothless.

My whole life changed in just one day. I was working late one night
at TUR.

We used to make Alpaca wool
Until the alpaca were through
We still made Go Fund Mes
And we made some good documentaries too
I thought I had a good job
But that was before I knew
How we'd make the alpaca bodies disappear
I was still to find
The truth, it turned out
Now THAT would blow my mind

The Trannies were scared
'Cause donations were grim
Field troons and handmaidens
Had been turning up thin
But Penny was cool
He had a plan

This new kind of meat - it was alpaca!

I just had to escape
I just needed pussy
And I didn't even know
She had BPD
So...GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

 

[notafederalagent]

Like lowering the seizure threshold
It could be she's just mixing up antidepressants with recreational tramadol abuse and getting mild serotonin syndrome related seizures

There was a point last year when she was taking what I presume to be DXM cough syrup. She could still be throwing that on top of the mix occasionally. Does anyone know if she's still taking the adderall or does that script get diverted to Boner since he has to wear the pants and bring home the bread bacon?

edit: My native tongue betrayed me regarding, how do you call them, idioms?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There was a point last year when she was taking what I presume to be DXM cough syrup. She could still be throwing that on top of the mix occasionally. Does anyone know if she's still taking the adderall or does that script get diverted to Boner since he has to wear the pants and bring home the bread bacon?

edit: My native tongue betrayed me regarding, how do you call them, idioms?

You're not too bad. Boner is the breadwinner and he brings home the bacon.

 

[Bob_]

You're not too bad. Boner is the breadwinner and he brings home the bacon.

The fat cunt definitely stashes bacon in his pockets .

 

[notafederalagent]

Boner is the breadwinner and he brings home the bacon.

Mentioning food, I wonder how long it took for them to get shitlisted from the food banks they were abusing? Alyssa just has zero entertainment value these days to me, so much wasted potential. At least in the past she could be viewed through the lens of "what is her next scam going to be?" or "how much shit does this bitch have to pack/unpack since she's doing it constantly!?!", but these days all I ever see is munchie content that's a dime a dozen. Alyssa, drop the tard act (but not fully), get it together, I have confidence in you, deer.

edit: I miss that pissing in stranger's tubs, hirsute, harvesting souls on the roadside chick, er dude.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Well, to everybody missing the Golden Age of this thread with Alyssa antics, you are in luck today, as something did happen: Her car broke down as her carer was taking her pets home from a vet visit. Cue hours of sperging (which I will narrate, of course.)

Alyssa was being herself and munchie posting before this obviously, but I don’t give a shit about Keppra and being tired so we’re starting at the vet. She considers rehoming her animals due to the fact that she can’t afford to actually take care of them. (Note: Is that Bonnie being pictured holding the leash??? It doesn’t make sense why he’s being referred to as her carer if it is, because I’m fairly sure that her carer is an actual outside force and not him. Also, if it was actually Bonnie, she would be crying over “MY PARTNER” and the pets equally in the ensuing chaos. It’s just weird.)

She was already feeling helpless and devastated because of the cost of the vet (and because she needs help finding a disability lawyer, of course).

Disaster strikes. She isn’t even in the car with them and she’s freaking the fuck out. I don’t know why the carer is using HER broken ass car though. Also, she’s acting like they’re going to freeze to death within the span of like 20 minutes when they’re at least in a car.

I was very relieved to see that it was not her driving the car when I was initially gathering the screenshots for this post. She definitely should not be driving.

Calming herself on Twitter.

She took a Xanax to calm the fuck down. Good. Also I stand corrected, it’s 20 degrees apparently so I kind of understand why she was so scared of them freezing.

I don’t know shit about this, but uh how long can you leave a car on the side of the highway???

Mysterious benefactors donate enough to pay a tow truck due to her car not being fixable.

The animals return home safely. This dog has seen some shit.

I don’t know about Colorado, but I know that Medicaid provides transportation to and from doctor appointments for poor people in my area.

Crying due to the car situation

Hopefully this site isn’t a scam of some sort


Who the fuck is donating to this

She also conveniently posted a couple of tweets thanking everyone that serve as a nice bow to wrap up this stupidly long post with.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[FramerGirl420]

Well, to everybody missing the Golden Age of this thread with Alyssa antics, you are in luck today, as something did happen: Her car broke down as her carer was taking her pets home from a vet visit. Cue hours of sperging (which I will narrate, of course.)

Alyssa was being herself and munchie posting before this obviously, but I don’t give a shit about Keppra and being tired so we’re starting at the vet. She considers rehoming her animals due to the fact that she can’t afford to actually take care of them. (Note: Is that Bonnie being pictured holding the leash??? It doesn’t make sense why he’s being referred to as her carer if it is, because I’m fairly sure that her carer is an actual outside force and not him. Also, if it was actually Bonnie, she would be crying over “MY PARTNER” and the pets equally in the ensuing chaos. It’s just weird.)
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She was already feeling helpless and devastated because of the cost of the vet (and because she needs help finding a disability lawyer, of course).
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Disaster strikes. She isn’t even in the car with them and she’s freaking the fuck out. I don’t know why the carer is using HER broken ass car though. Also, she’s acting like they’re going to freeze to death within the span of like 20 minutes when they’re at least in a car.
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I was very relieved to see that it was not her driving the car when I was initially gathering the screenshots for this post. She definitely should not be driving.
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Calming herself on Twitter.
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She took a Xanax to calm the fuck down. Good. Also I stand corrected, it’s 20 degrees apparently so I kind of understand why she was so scared of them freezing.
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I don’t know shit about this, but uh how long can you leave a car on the side of the highway???
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Mysterious benefactors donate enough to pay a tow truck due to her car not being fixable.
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The animals return home safely. This dog has seen some shit.
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I don’t know about Colorado, but I know that Medicaid provides transportation to and from doctor appointments for poor people in my area.
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Crying due to the car situation
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Hopefully this site isn’t a scam of some sort
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Who the fuck is donating to this
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She also conveniently posted a couple of tweets thanking everyone that serve as a nice bow to wrap up this stupidly long post with.
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Spoiler: Pics

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Why no sick word salad throughout this saga? Did she realize that if she did her fake “me sick words hard” bit looks super unrealistic or did she just forget that she’s supposed to be typing poorly?

And yes, pls rehome your critters. They deserve proper care.

 

[Flamin Park]

Truely depends on how many is a bunch. 3-4 no problem, 5-6 depends on the set up, 7+ I'd be concerned they were a back yard breeder/hoarding and I don't work with those people because they're more trouble than they're worth. A lot of pet sitting is vetting your clients to protect yourself from crazies and Karen's.

People use pits as example because of their horse shit reputation but Doodles and Huskies are far more psycho, I'd take 5 pits before I'd take 5 Doodles, Huskies, or hound working breeds.

Are you a white woman?

Lol, you left him.
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I like that we got a little update before Twitter goes pop. So long big Paul, thanks for all the fish.

Hobbies like deep conversations he can't enjoy with his current partner. Aka as we suspected kindness just barks orders at him for tendies and personal care while barely looking up from twitter. Maybe occasionally she lets him pop his microdick in her while she's falling asleep.

yeah but ol paul himself said the dick just dont hit good once you get that bd withered puss puss

Paul would never say that. He'd say 'that weird pansexual feeling where you really want AFAB genitals but don't want AMAB genitals.' and a bunch of other fat middle aged jailhouse gay trannies would retweet it like 'mood af' because they don't like dick, they're failed straight men. Didn't he confirm his relationship with sky was totally sexless? And then he was nonstop tweeting sex stuff with Alyssa like a teenager who's just started being sexually active

I refuse to believe that this plays out any other way than Paul and Phil being in a Mexican standoff over the property. Kevin will be the third, but has the gun pointing at himself while he tries to figure out what he's doing.

Fedposter J is the third, he runs out and shoots both of them and himself because he's convinced himself Earl is attacking. Thankfully there are no serious injuries due to Phil's marksmanship lessons

 

[BScCollateral]

Here, I was thinking , "Money problems and car problems and vet bills and dental bills and I can relate because those are problems responsible grown-ups have" and then "Why is your wheelchair in the car?" kind of ruined it.

 

[Ninon42]

Fat Paul's Finnish troon doppelganger made quite the debut on Twitter. They both have the same froggy face and complete lack of grace. This was the opening ceremony of the European figure skating championships in Espoo, Finland and this delicate flower has been skating for 6 years lol.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

What a fucking SpEd. If it really is a low income vet they would be willing to set up a payment plan and not demand all the money up front.

(Unless it was part of a ploy to make her rehoke them. In which case, godspeed KiwiVet.)

 

[Oxyjen]

Fat Paul's Finnish troon doppelganger made quite the debut on Twitter. They both have the same froggy face and complete lack of grace. This was the opening ceremony of the European figure skating championships in Espoo, Finland and this delicate flower has been skating for 6 years lol.

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Lol I saw that earlier and you’re right it’s a dead ringer for Bonnie.
As our esteemed fin colleagues should say to him, suksi vituun!

Well, to everybody missing the Golden Age of this thread with Alyssa antics, you are in luck today, as something did happen: Her car broke down as her carer was taking her pets home from a vet visit. Cue hours of sperging (which I will narrate, of course.)

Alyssa was being herself and munchie posting before this obviously, but I don’t give a shit about Keppra and being tired so we’re starting at the vet. She considers rehoming her animals due to the fact that she can’t afford to actually take care of them. (Note: Is that Bonnie being pictured holding the leash??? It doesn’t make sense why he’s being referred to as her carer if it is, because I’m fairly sure that her carer is an actual outside force and not him. Also, if it was actually Bonnie, she would be crying over “MY PARTNER” and the pets equally in the ensuing chaos. It’s just weird.)
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She was already feeling helpless and devastated because of the cost of the vet (and because she needs help finding a disability lawyer, of course).
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Disaster strikes. She isn’t even in the car with them and she’s freaking the fuck out. I don’t know why the carer is using HER broken ass car though. Also, she’s acting like they’re going to freeze to death within the span of like 20 minutes when they’re at least in a car.
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I was very relieved to see that it was not her driving the car when I was initially gathering the screenshots for this post. She definitely should not be driving.
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Calming herself on Twitter.
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She took a Xanax to calm the fuck down. Good. Also I stand corrected, it’s 20 degrees apparently so I kind of understand why she was so scared of them freezing

Heroic levels of posting as always HH, thanks for bringing us this saga and honestly I’m glad it worked out OK in the end.
But ages ago we observed that Bonnie was driving her car into the ground commuting for his last job. The least he could do is maintain it or at least resolve the breakdown situation without freaking her the fuck out.

And I’ll be MATI if she sends galaxy cat to a shelter, because old cats don’t get rehomed, they get put down.

 

[break these cuffs]