Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

Jewelsmakerguy said:
I'm just waiting for the day he writes one about himself.

Not because I want him to, but becuase I need another reason to be disgusted by him.
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Would Bryce be stupid enough to fuck up his kidneys to the point where he'd need dialysis and jack it in the hospital bed? I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of that happening.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Would Bryce be stupid enough to fuck up his kidneys to the point where he'd need dialysis and jack it in the hospital bed? I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of that happening.
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Given that he's tried convincing a global restaurant chain to behead their mascot and thinks that combining Helga's head with a sex doll's body is the sexiest thing ever. I honestly wouldn't put it past him if he did.
 
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Garibaldi victim Oggy. A day after eating a whole stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst, he started passing blood and then had to go to hospital for dialysis for 13 days.
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Most are pretty short. The gumball one was the longest.

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Without anyone noticing, Swiper raided Backpack and found a stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst (he was very hungry!)
As Dora found out that it was missing, she heard something on the radio that Garibaldi garlic mettwurst was being recalled.

Dora: Can you say "Haemolytic Uraemic Syndrome"?
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Oh god, he has serial killer fantasies.

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Mary Wendell is captured. She is in the bottom of a dry well in the basement of a house, who was captured by a serial killer suspected to behind several mystery disappearances which Agent Arnold M Shortman (Hey Arnold!) is now investigating and would eventually locate and safely rescue her.
Mary Wendell would also say "Mister, if you let me go, I promise not to press any charges; I have a 9-year old son and you may know this, and he thinks I am important being in the family."
After she placed the lotion in a bucket attached to a rope for the serial killer to retrieve, she saw dried blood streaks on the walls of the well which indicated that someone tried to escape earlier on, and then started screaming uncontrollably.
In Mary's right hand is a bottle of lotion - and I am still wondering that Mary Wendell (Clarence's mother) wears a Size 14 (US) dress size because of her body size.
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Krippen said:
Should Moshi Monsters Moshlings have navals?
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Um, I think their bellybuttons would be hidden under their fur?




I think Bryce is subconsciously having period fantasies. With his bump bows, diaper changing, and shopkin fetishes, I seriously think this guy is a closeted tranny.
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I have the horrible feeling he might just be into babies and/or pregnancy.
 
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He drew his mom. Looks like the crazy eyes run in the family!

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This is the first time I have "tooned" myself, along with my mother, who is Jenny (acutually Jennifer).

I got the idea from the cartoon from: [link]

One day when you see the Paramount logo, it would now say "A Nickelodeon B.V. Company" because Nickelodeon went into hiding in the Netherlands.

As I said before:

Some time ago, I started thinking about Nickelodeon was going to move offshore to the Netherlands, just like James Hardie did, with rumours that James Hardie would escape from its asbestos liabilities... I think the reason why Nickelodeon would hide in the Netherlands is because of some of its "hazardous" content in certain episodes of their shows, as well as neglect (or depecting characters in a negative light) and hazardous campaigns such as The Big Green Help.

Nickelodeon might be able to run away and hide in the Netherlands, but they cannot hide their "hazardous" content (including The Big Green Help) and stop the community from asking for their shows (and campaigns) to have the "hazardous" content removed... Nickelodeon BV is in Rotterdam, whereas the main hiding place would be Amsterdam.

Overall, I think the Netherlands is an excellent hiding place...

Nickelodeon may soon move to Ireland if James Hardie moves there...
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