Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%

  • Total voters
    641
Out there, Someone. Somewhere. Has a video of an asshole on a plane fighting and they don't know they are holding a pot of gold.

Perhaps we need to call the airport in Rome and advise the passengers that on their phone they are holding what can only be described as digital gold.

We need an APB
 
Also, I'm pretty sure Destiny is in NYC right now (on a completely unrelated trip) so it would be hilarious if Ralph tried to reach out.

EDIT: Steve was there with Melina to see a Louis CK show.
That would be funny. I know they’re friendly-ish, but I don’t know if they’re friendly enough for Ralph to reach out to him lol. Or if Destiny would even want to hang out with him.
 
Just further proof that the greatest punishment Ethan Ralph could ever recieve for being Ethan Ralph is being Ethan Ralph.
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You see this, Kinoshit? No gayops needed.
 
I'm pondering wheter this guy should be put on a watchlist, or if a JCS video is worth the life he eventually takes in a drunken stupor.
Ralph, at some point, beeing convinced the whole world conspires against him, and realizing he will see prison again / his life is over, might want to do a "Ralphamale"-Stunt and wants to go out taking revenge.
 
Out there, Someone. Somewhere. Has a video of an asshole on a plane fighting and they don't know they are holding a pot of gold.

Perhaps we need to call the airport in Rome and advise the passengers that on their phone they are holding what can only be described as digital gold.

We need an APB
On an airplane? Soon™️
 
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What kind of content would a plan generate that boils down to: "Hey, May, lets pretend you run away from me and then I'll call you a cocksucking whore on twitter?" (besides Kiwi content)
Eyeballs on his show.
Think when his show has been most popular.... It's because he fights with people. Mundane Matt, Tonka, Warski etc
This would get those dang dirty Kiwi's to pay attention, Big Brother Null to care, to own Papa Morris... everyone's talking about the Ralphamale.... it'd be a coup.
He thinks like a dramawhore on Livejournal Circa 2002. That is exactly what those kinds would have done there.
*Alternatively, it's a ruse to get the credit card re-established from Papa Morris.

But like I said, Ralph is not that smart. He doesn't know how to write arcs for himself. He's retarded.
Yeah, I feel like unless she contacted Harry and he managed to pick her up before she changed her mind, she would have probably gone back to Ralph after a couple of hours of realizing she has no money, no prospects and her entire family probably hates her at this point.
Even if he did manage to get her in time, she seems stupid enough to go back to Ralph anyway, even after being back home with her family.

I guess it all depends what started the argument. The only thing I can think of is the Alanna tweets/Ralph claiming he had sex with her. It seems like the only thing that could get to her (someone picking her sister over her once again), since all the shit Ralph's done so far (hookers, cheating even when she allows him to have sex with other women, rape, abuse, isolating her, moving them to a third world country to escape consequences. his addictions, fighting with her family, not giving a shit about her or the baby, etc.) hasn't managed to wake her up. Not even having a kid and that kid living in a horrible environment.

Who knows, I know it will eventually come out since none of these people can help themselves, and from all the leaked texts it's not the first time she has thought about leaving Ralph, and even if she comes back, it will absolutely happen again. I'm sure we'll hear about it at some point.

I am curious what the fuck Ralph is doing though, supposedly alone in NY after his new wife left him, his first course of action would be to drink more/down more Xanax and go on the offensive, but there are no tweets, streams, nothing. I hope he doesn't end up accidentally OD'ing when trying to drown his sorrows.
She's absolutely a moron. She stayed with a guy who didn't even clean the smegma out of his overgrown foreskin and then trooned out. She only left that, because she had Ralph lined up.
Unless she has another e-famous cock to bounce too OR she's truly changed her low I.Q Borderline ways, then I can't see it being anything other than eventual return to the Ralphamale.
Papa Harry will only take care of her for a short while and I don't think it'd be a picnic. Plus she wouldn't want his attention, she wants to be e-Famous.
100% this fight was over money and his pill abuse lately.
*She's throwing a tantrum in order to get something. It could be from Ralph, but he has nothing. It's more likely from Harry. "Plz halp Daddy, I have no money, send me credit card again uWu".
 
I think people are counting their chickens a little bit on this one. Very strong chance she waddles on back to Ralph imo. Unlike Faith, who was just some dumb bpd chick who wasn't really ever very online, May's adult life has been defined by her attempting to become an E-celeb. That's likely what she was getting out of them being together, she gets to be a fake trad online persona and a regular on the hottest show of 5 years ago. Early on in the relationship it seemed like she was on stream a lot, her body being used to bait donos, doing her autist witch cackle during the Chris-chan arrest, etc.

Now it seems the well is drying up, she has a baby to look after and is completely isolated in shithole, Mexico. Last time she had significant airtime was the Stardust interview where Ralph just hollered over the both of them. She craved online attention, now Ralph uses her account to damage control.

All this explains why she would leave in the first place but I think it also explains why she very well might come back. Any attention is better than no attention. Initially, people will be interested in what she has to say, any juicy details of crack-shack livin' and Gunt antics but, realistically, who is going to give a fuck about what May has to say >1 month after all that? Nobody.

She will be back to being a nobody, have to work a minimum wage job, with a screaming child to look after. It'll all be frightfully dull and frustrating. I hope maybe there's an ounce of normalcy in her and she'll realise that raising a human life is worth more than twitter dopamine but I will remind you this is the person who said she finds drawings of children sexually exciting as her online brand. Such a person doesn't think the same way you or I do. With that, I think it's 100% possible that after changing nappies for a couple months and wagecucking it in New York, she will crave once more for the moniker of E-celebrity and Ralph is always going to be a path for just that.

I hope, not for her sake but for her child's, that she remembers what doing this dumb shit got her and fucking learns her lesson. But, when has a lolcow ever learnt their lesson?
 
The highs and lows in this mans life are so short inbetween..
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Consuming this mans last 2-3months life has taken all weekend

Also : Null when you tell me to not use a throwaway accont.. im def using one because f mods, but... lesson learned now
I almost went on the Killstream once.

I had not realized how far from God's grace Ethan has fallen.

I would have been SUPER FUCKING Embarrassed if I had gone on the Kill Stream and all this shit happened
 
I'm pondering wheter this guy should be put on a watchlist, or if a JCS video is worth the life he eventually takes in a drunken stupor.
Ralph, at some point, beeing convinced the whole world conspires against him, and realizing he will see prison again / his life is over, might want to do a "Ralphamale"-Stunt and wants to go out taking revenge.
Can't wait for Ralph to represent himself in court.

"Mr. Ralph, assuming your testimony is factually correct, can you please explain to us why the forensic team found your drool all over the victim's corpse?"
"YOUR HONOR, IS NAWT TRU, IS NAWT TRU, AND AS MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS PROBABLY THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY WHO FUCKING KILLED HIM, GO FUCK YOURSELF, COCK SUCKING FAGGETS, PIECES OF SHIT"
 
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