Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Rick sees John being stupid and decides to raise rather than call:
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Let's fund a trip for Patrick to visit rural Scotland to reconnect with his Campbell relatives.
And then make him eat haggis.
tbh would really advise against encouraging Fatrick to visit Bongland or learn about its culinary habits. Not just because we don't need any more fat know-it-alls, but also because I fear the consequences for the diverse denizens of Milwaukee if he learns about "black pudding".
 
Rick sees John being stupid and decides to raise rather than call:
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I think Gen Fatton is my most loathed of Pat's many hats. When Ukraine had nukes it was just part of the greater soviet stockpile, not like they had autonomy over them as it wasn't an independent arsenal. I love how everyone has forgotten Ukraine's endemic corruption and interference from organised crime since the war began, but yeah, let's just give them nukes again duuuh. Seeing Wu and the like play geopolitics on Twitter makes me wish we'd all get blown up. Constantly baying for blood, they should give their own.
 
I think Gen Fatton is my most loathed of Pat's many hats. When Ukraine had nukes it was just part of the greater soviet stockpile, not like they had autonomy over them as it wasn't an independent arsenal. I love how everyone has forgotten Ukraine's endemic corruption and interference from organised crime since the war began, but yeah, let's just give them nukes again duuuh. Seeing Wu and the like play geopolitics on Twitter makes me wish we'd all get blown up. Constantly baying for blood, they should give their own.
Bzzz, wrong. They were Ukraine's to steal and keep without consequences if they wished, but they graciously gave them up in return for World Peace. Wait for the knock.

Everyone's walking around saying Pat is Fat, which is true, but what doesn't get brought up enough is that one tweet where he bragged about never wearing underwear, thinking that's a sexy thing for a man to do and say, and not that it's telling the world that your cock is too small to get caught in a zipper.
 
Everyone's walking around saying Pat is Fat, which is true, but what doesn't get brought up enough is that one tweet where he bragged about never wearing underwear, thinking that's a sexy thing for a man to do and say, and not that it's telling the world that your cock is too small to get caught in a zipper.
So another reason why he's so flacid and small, couple that with the tight jeans he wears, his obesity, and alcoholism he probably hasn't had an erection in years.
 
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