Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[little meow meow]

you know, out of everyone on earth, the fact this happened to ethan ralph just makes the whole thing 10x funnier

 

[SargonF00t]

It is almost 10 am in Rome and Ralph has yet to post anything about being in Rome, the sights, May and the baby being all smiles, nothing. You would think that if he truly is in Rome with the wife and kid that he would be posting pictures real quick to own the aylwgs.

He is probably waiting for Meigh to meet him in Rome, coming in on a later flight, as the Pig Magic melted Pantsu's horse brain and she is going back to him.

i remember nick fuentes said he had a deviated septum

Fuentes said he had a deviated rectum

The hollerin' victim on the Delta flight last night has strongly implied it is Ralph

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https://twitter.com/avborges/status/1619941796179767296

Someone needs to send this woman a link to Ralph's sex tape.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

OP updated.
Enjoy this growing shitshow.

Ralph just x100 the entertainment value, of this already highly entertaining saga, if he’s sitting in some Queens hotel but is fully committing to pretending he’s in Rome on a family vacay with Pantsu.

God I hope he’s going thru his photo roll trying to figure out which he can pass off as current Italian vacation photos. He doesn’t have much to work with given the latest photo.

It’s possible he’s just staying in Queens until his original scheduled return flight to Mexico on Thursday.

Harry’s total silence is interesting. I figure if Pantsu really was dumb enough to go back to Ralph AND get traveling with him he might have a comment by now. But if Pantsu actually fucked off or came back to Rochester I’d expect him to say nothing. Unlike Ralph he would not be immediately gloating “he won” but dealing with a traumatized granddaughter and daughter.

But I’m sure Ralph will be posting photos of himself and Pantsu in Rome very soon. Even he couldn’t be stupid enough to try and fake a family vacay, could he?

 

[Pee Cola]

apparently there are rumors of even heroin now.

Highly unlikely. If Ralph was on smack, he'd be way less ragey than usual and people would notice.

 

[Vesperus]

They must have landed by now. Where is le epic pwnage photo of the happy family at FCO?

 

[PaladinBoo]

Highly unlikely. If Ralph was on smack, he'd be unusually chilled out.

It could be meth. I've seen people on meth. They get really erratic and unstable when on a meth high. Not to mention that their sleep schedule gets all out of whack. If Ralph is actually on meth then that would be the icing on the wigger cake.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

After the anime people have been purged, the wrassling fags are next.

 

[Pee Cola]

It could be meth. I've seen people on meth. They get really erratic and unstable when on a meth high. Not to mention that their sleep schedule gets all out of whack. If Ralph is actually on meth then that would be the icing on the wigger cake.

Could be. The temperament fits. But when was the last time you saw a morbidly obese meth head?

 

[Blitzsneed]

where is the KILLSTREAM QUEEN?
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autists… what do you think?
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also has his nose always been that fucked

>sitting in a corner in the restaurant, Meigh and guntling nowhere in sight
Piggy should wake up from his drug-induced stupor already and post more pictures to truly own the ahawgs.

 

[Slimy Time]

Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

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Women always manage to make him seethe and start hollering. Wigger must have forgotten he’s not sitting behind his computer, or in a room of Cozy faggots when he went off. Did it in an airplane and got surprised that he gets kicked off.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Holy shit this bitch wants attention so badly it is fucking pathetic he has no concept of himself except through the eyes of other people. Negative or positive as long as people waste time acknowledging him that gets his shrunken rocks off. Kinda makes me want to stop following him.

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

Poor Rozy
Not even one year into life and forced to take part in several gunt-scepades already.
SAD

 

[MeltyTW]

where is the KILLSTREAM QUEEN?
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autists… what do you think?
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also has his nose always been that fucked

He's getting more and more unhinged and his "wins" are getting more and more abstract and esoteric

 

[Sammich]

This entire thing has been funny as all hell. No matter what the "truth" is, the entire thing has been utterly hilarious. Don't get lost in trying to decipher what actually happened, that shit will come out, it always does, just enjoy it. The only thing that takes away from it just the least bit is ralph trying to turn a father's unconditional love for his daughter into some sort of own. But Harry just comes across really good in it.

Just laugh faggots!!!

 

[Goofy Logic]

The woman who sent the tweet to delta confirmed it was Ralph as well

 

[MeltyTW]

This entire thing has been funny as all hell. No matter what the "truth" is, the entire thing has been utterly hilarious. Don't get lost in trying to decipher what actually happened, that shit will come out, it always does, just enjoy it. The only thing that takes away from it just the least bit is ralph trying to turn a father's unconditional love for his daughter into some sort of own. But Harry just comes across really good in it.

Just laugh faggots!!!

Nah ralph might be putting Morse code in mu cereal I gotta decipher it and cross reference it with flight patterns of Rome in the 70s

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The woman who sent the tweet to delta confirmed it was Ralph as well

Ask her if he cleared the plane via shitting himself

 

[msd]

dog open your eyes.
May with green hair is exactly what your 16 year old frog anime waifu would look like irl

Spoiler: proof

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She's a shit waifu

 

[エボラちゃん]

It was God's plan!!!!!

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619768177508118530

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AUUUGHHH TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!!!!
KARENFARM BTFO!!!
VICKERS BTFO!!!
HARRIS BTFO!!!

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Rather odd he hasn't posted a "I'm in Rome bitch" selfie yet.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Ralph is just such a productive lolcow. You are busy meeting people on Sunday and boom, Ralph starts a massive new storyline by just being a complete retard without any help from any outsider and you need the next day to catch up, and while you catch up, he tries to come up with a lie to save face which causes new things to happen.