Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[gang weeder]

Imagine fighting the internet. Sooo stupid. Whats Ralphs endgame? To be kicked off of every streaming platform (his paycheck) and have like $5,000 retirement savings at age 50 and do….what exactly? He has no discernible skills. No redeeming qualities. And one search of his name and any legit good company is going to say Hell No.

I dunno if Ralph is making it to 50 my man. Even if he does, it definitely won't take him that long to get banned off everything.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If Meigh were to maybe lie and say that Ralph loved being pegged, and he got Meigh to do that to him every night, most people would believe it

Yup.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Meigh you deserve every bit of shit he gives you, fuck you.

Feel bad for the lil one though..

1: Rozy.tv.fuentes.com did something in a past life to earn this karma.

2: Ralph will be out of the picture soon. Raising kids is boring. It’s not at all like drinking or gambling or popping pills.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I can’t believe they are eating basic bitch American pepperoni pizza in Italy. I honestly didn’t think that was even served that shit in Italy. Sad af.

I mean we're talking about Ethan Ralph here. He could've just as easily dragged her to re degli hamburger d'Italia. BTW I could've sworn I saved the pic of Ralph with the paper crown in Portugal but I can't fucking find it

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She has no alternative though. There is no family, friend or relative they could leave the poor kid with. They have NO ONE. That’s the sad part.

They did until Ralph started a blood feud with her family last month. Rozy was born and spent her first weeks of life at her grandparents house, stayed a month over the summer with them, before May went to Mexico, etc…

Had Ralph not decided to try to get Harry’s other daughter fired and SWAT’ed their home I have no doubt the grandparents would have kept Rozy during Servomania and even agreed to take her on short notice for Gunt’s binge budget vacay to Italy. They are obviously more concerned with Rozy’s well being and comfort than the retard parents.

Gunt and Pantsu are just one level above Attila and Jewel Rancid in the lolcow streamer parent department. Ironically Rozy is worse off for the moment because at least Sophia has a decent home away from the retard bio-parents for now.

 

[Ghoulie]

I don't pay attention to Ralph or May but she really does look like a man. That video was embarrassing for the both of them. What a happy, healthy little family.

 

[Shield Breaker]

This bitch is retarded for going back to him and if she gets her ass killed as a result I won't feel bad for anyone but the kid.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Waddaya mean? This smile ain't real?
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Ha she looks like Podawful without a beard.

Those eyes. She probably hasn’t slept in days. Can’t even tell which direction she’s even looking.

This is the last thing Ralph sees before he strangles her to death

And Ralph looks like a bum, especially with that mop on his head. He sounds less confident than usual, maybe his pills are running out.

Yeah this proof of life video was gay and lame. Looks like a staged hostage video. Ralph won’t do any IRL streaming like he did in Portugo tho. He is too afraid of getting his ass beat again.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

He's GIGACOPING on his cozy stream right now

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

It's erver Kiwi sisters, he totally got us. He was just pretending to be a bigger retard than he actually is. How will we ever recover from this work over?????

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Repeat after me folks: the horse likes the chaos the gunt creates. The horse likes being abused by the gunt and she especially likes when he hurts and abuses others. The horse doesn't care about being cheated on, being humiliated, or starving. Unless the gunt gets his ass beat by a woman or she finds another abuser with more money, the horse will not leave.

If you repeat this mantra every day you too can exit the cycle of Copesara and achieve Guntvana.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Lol. If you gain internet clout in the next couple months, you could be the long-unrequited rebound.

The gunt in Japan would be eminently watchable.

I don't think Japan would let Ralph in, they're pretty strict about people with criminal records. So given Ralph is a violent felon they'd tell him to fuck off.

It's for the best anyway, if Ralph was in Japan he'd probably get arrested in the first day for after assaulting a prostitute after she wouldn't suck him off cause she was fuckin horrified of the gunt. Then he'd get the shit beat out of him by the prison he'd be sent to.

 

[Hüftpriester]

His easter island head is seriously impressive.

Edit: He's reaching the stage where he's on too much xanax to care about hiding his wobbly eye, lol

 

[whogoesthere]

I don’t post edits, only unedited originals. This one was taken in the US prior to the trip to Rome.

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You're a fucking cunt!

I had to go to the Horse's actual social media profiles, something I rarely do, just to see what she actually looks like. And what the fuck should I find, you have edited all her pictures on her social media profiles. A wall of Red Hot Chilli Peppers singer. You are evil!

 

[Earwinson]

I for one am very upset that there isn't a kidnapped child and scared single mother in NYC and Ralph's spending time with them instead of abandoning them like a common nigger

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's GIGACOPING on his cozy stream right now

Synopsis?

I don't pay attention to Ralph or May but she really does look like a man. That video was embarrassing for the both of them. What a happy, healthy little family.

Ralph is the only cow I share updates with my normal family about, in large part because MC Jarbo the Hutt is such a talented fellow

 

[DHugo]

Null got Gun't

Anyway, if calling his wife a whore was a troll, what happened on the plane that got them kicked off? I'm thinking it was real, but she was insanely embarrassed to go back to her father with a baby.

 

[Xenomorph]

His easter island head is seriously impressive.
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Edit: He's reaching the stage where he's on too much xanax to care about hiding his wobbly eye, lol
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man i sure hope he never goes off them suddenly

 

[Procrastinhater]

Reminds of a Doors LP bootleg I had many moons ago. Grim Reaper comment bubble says "Bath time".
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Perhaps one of the fine PS or graphic experts can reimagine this so it is an LP by The Gunt! Change the bottle to Makers Mark, use a googly eye head shot of the idiot for Jim, put a few pill bottles here and there etc.

Oh and change the grim reaper face to either Mr. Morris or his daughter. Or maybe even the poor innocent child who thankfully is not old enough to comprehend the lunacy around

Jim Morrison doing his Ralphamale impression. Miami 1970

 

[Preacher ✝]