DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

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Maybe it's just me, but I swear Phil is spending way more time on his phone during streams. I catch him looking down at his lap way more, especially during cutscenes or dialogue. Almost like he has his phone sitting on his lap so he can constantly glance down at it.

He needs to pull those jpeg man. Can't wait till the break. The addiction is strong in this one

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He needs to pull those jpeg man. Can't wait till the break. The addiction is strong in this one

That and the addiction is starting to become too much. Sure, there are people out there that can keep their vices under control, but Philly boy needs that six star NWO Hogan NOW! I'm willing to bet that he dreams about pulls and WWE Champions. Willing to bet that he's gonna even get lazier and just start playing it right on stream - not to his audience, but during cut scenes and that "podcast" he has, while picking at what's left of goatee - and bringing up stories of things that either never happened or complaining about being fired from that helicopter company once again.

 

[Corpun]

Seems pretty coincidental that he wants to react to a documentary on ProJared, Toby Turner, or Nostalgia Critic. This an event I'm actually hoping for just to see how angry he gets at Jared and shits on him until the whole scandal turns out to have been a massive lie and he was essentially slandered, the same shit Phil claims happened to him. If it's Toby or Channel Awesome though I have no actual interest just because his drama with Toby Turner is so fucking retarded and I don't know what beef he has with NostalgiaCritic.

I never noticed that until you pointed it out. That is weird. Then again, everything about him is weird.

He counts starting with his thumb too, which is a British thing.

If you popped those sacs by his nose how much gouty mucus would spill out?

They could handle all VOD uploads, any editing and making shorts. Pay them a % of whatever the channel makes, which would incentivize them to make the channel more profitable.

Here is why he wouldn't ever do that. Plus he would just lie and obfuscate the income earned from ad revenue and use semantics to argue tip money doesn't count even if whatever dent he hired pushed him on it. This is the same man who scammed his friends out of being paid well for their time with Projekt 7 and 'paid in exposure'.

Interesting of him to use the "pics or didn't happen" approach, when there's already several channels that have clipped the deleted segment already in it's entirety. It's the same thing when Wings used to delete every twitch stream, didn't work out in the end for him now did it?

Because if it is detractor khantent it is fake, even if it is straight from the pig's mouth himself.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He needs to pull those jpeg man. Can't wait till the break. The addiction is strong in this one

ill never stop loling at how he has one of the most pathetic addictions that could ever exist.

 

[Iron Father]

If you popped those sacs by his nose how much gouty mucus would spill out?

 

[Elescondido]

Seems pretty coincidental that he wants to react to a documentary on ProJared, Toby Turner, or Nostalgia Critic. This an event I'm actually hoping for just to see how angry he gets at Jared and shits on him until the whole scandal turns out to have been a massive lie and he was essentially slandered, the same shit Phil claims happened to him. If it's Toby or Channel Awesome though I have no actual interest just because his drama with Toby Turner is so fucking retarded and I don't know what beef he has with NostalgiaCritic.


He counts starting with his thumb too, which is a British thing.

If you popped those sacs by his nose how much gouty mucus would spill out?

Here is why he wouldn't ever do that. Plus he would just lie and obfuscate the income earned from ad revenue and use semantics to argue tip money doesn't count even if whatever dent he hired pushed him on it. This is the same man who scammed his friends out of being paid well for their time with Projekt 7 and 'paid in exposure'.

Because if it is detractor khantent it is fake, even if it is straight from the pig's mouth himself.

His beef with the nostalgia critic is that he was going to be part of channel awesome but they rejected him after he was kicked off blip.

So it's gonna be another session of "they rejected me which meand they're bad"

Like his twitch/blip/helicopter company rants

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Not sure if this DSP shout out has been posted here before, but here's a very brief one

 

[Corpun]

His beef with the nostalgia critic is that he was going to be part of channel awesome but they rejected him after he was kicked off blip.

So it's gonna be another session of "they rejected me which meand they're bad"

Like his twitch/blip/helicopter company rants

Thanks, I'll just skip the restream if that is what's voted or what he decides to watch. I really don't want to hear him being smug about how they were all sex pests and how he isn't a sex pest at all.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Poor guy on the WWEChampions Twitch probably gonna get spammed with DSP shoutout requests all day

 

[Chernabog3000]

ill never stop loling at how he has one of the most pathetic addictions that could ever exist.

2 of the most pathetic addictions that could ever exist if you include his door dash habits.

Something I picked out from Phil's story about being unable to locate turkey burgers. He said there were turkey patties, but they weren't seasoned. Dude thinks he's some sort of Italian Sauce King, but can't season his own fucking patties.

The ones he usually bought are pre seasoned, but he seasons them anyway, cause he's an expert. He knows how to season them better than the people selling em. He would have seasoned the unseasoned ones. But pigbrain.jpeg switched on and he bought the cheap pack of old chicken. Still bizarre tho cause why by pre seasoned patties if u just gonna add your own always. To.me that's worse than not knowing how to at all.

Funny tho he pigsplains salmonella and the risks he takin cooking chicken vs turkey. As if turkeys don't also require the same care in prepartion and cooking. As if he dosent know a turkey is in fact, bird, just like chicken, eggs and everything dave.

 

[Iron Father]

*hint hint*

 

[Cyber Bowling]

His beef with the nostalgia critic is that he was going to be part of channel awesome but they rejected him after he was kicked off blip.

So it's gonna be another session of "they rejected me which meand they're bad"

Like his twitch/blip/helicopter company rants

I think he's also bitter towards NC for being more successful than him, even during his more "popular" days. He used to dump on him and AVGN back then. This is purely a guess on my part, but I imagine part of the spite is Phil naturally hating anyone who does better than him, but they were also some of the bigger personalities to start doing edited review content while Phil was pointing his camcorder at the TV.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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*hint hint*

Hint? lol. That's a warning shot.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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*hint hint*

Gee Bill, TWO RPGS today?

Yeah you ain't foolin anyone but Jayde and Slayer with that shit dude. Absolute dogshit stream day for him. Fuckin' two lengthy ass RPGs and he's sittin here confused.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The YouTube Shorts thing is actually kinda funny to me. Phil is normally so resistant to anything new and constantly behind the times. Heck, if I remember right, he was making fun of them not too long ago, only to a few days later start posting them. And even now, it seems like he's trying to talk shit about them while also embracing them.

It's pretty clear why he hates them, they're a new gimmick that requires a tiny bit of work. But, it's also something Phil can outsource to his dents and make money off of, so we get to see his greed and ego battle it out. And while I still don't think he's really in any financial danger, it might even be a sign of his growing desperation. Normally, Phil is behind on the times because he can just shrug off the new gimmick because his dents reliably tipped no matter what. Him actually trying to branch out, not to mention some of the other little things like office "improvements", suggests he's trying to do something to get more paypigs coming in.

 

[JimiHendrix]

His beef with the nostalgia critic is that he was going to be part of channel awesome but they rejected him after he was kicked off blip.

So it's gonna be another session of "they rejected me which meand they're bad"

Like his twitch/blip/helicopter company rants

since this is being brought up, I just wanted to say Phil has always maintained he was in talks with Doug Walker, the big man himself, to join Channel Awesome.

few years ago I reached out to Guru Larry, and by reached out I mean I saw his comment on a TIHYDP and asked him if what phil says has any merit, Larry told me that he has no idea if Phil was in talks with anyone, but if he was, it would not have been Doug Walker. Doug has apparently nothing to do with hiring, it would've either been Rob or Michaud.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

LOL

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

In other case of Phil being TOTALLY wrong, he learned a new saying the kids are saying. He thinks that being a "throat goat" means that you are able to eat large amounts of food at one time. Phil, if you're reading this during gin and Jasper, not quite. Unless you consider a dick "food". Also, I don't get how he is always SO wrong about everything and everything is about food with this idiot.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

In other case of Phil being TOTALLY wrong, he learned a new saying the kids are saying. He thinks that being a "throat goat" means that you are able to eat large amounts of food at one time. Phil, if you're reading this during gin and Jasper, not quite. Unless you consider a dick "food". Also, I don't get how he is always SO wrong about everything and everything is about food with this idiot.

Khet probably gets called a throat goat by Jim and Tyrone after they're done with her so he naturally assumed that throat goat meant someone who eats a lot of food.

 

[Iron Father]

He thinks that being a "throat goat" means that you are able to eat large amounts of food at one time.

I mean, he's not really that far off.