Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TV's Adam West]

This is absolutely going to be one of those "Sometimes dead is better" situations, ain't it?

 

[Makhno]

Jack Scalfani is the Andy Warhol of Goyslop. Long may the Wendigo's consumption of choice meats preserve him. The world needs to see a 3rd version of the Bacon Experiment.

The Bacon Explosion

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnXhY4Lmws

 

[Professor Iris]

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So, as a hobby, I make burgers. More importantly, I tend to nitpick about how people make their burgers, and if somebody fucks up, I can be a bit...anal about it.

That said, that has to be the most unappetizing looking burger I have seen. Half of the ingredients look like melted plastic, gravy (or bacon grease, can't tell) is disgusting, cubed onions will fall out of your sandwich more often than not and Jack, TOAST YOUR DAMN BUNS MORE THAN THAT SO THEY DON'T TURN SOGGY.

On a side note, handling the patty with your bare hands looks fucking gross.

 

[VenomPlug]

Healthy lifestyle is gud

 

[AnOminous]

That said, that has to be the most unappetizing looking burger I have seen. Half of the ingredients look like melted plastic, gravy (or bacon grease, can't tell) is disgusting, cubed onions will fall out of your sandwich more often than not and Jack, TOAST YOUR DAMN BUNS MORE THAN THAT SO THEY DON'T TURN SOGGY.

I'm completely at a loss as to what the fuck thin, disgusting liquid he's pouring on top of it and WHY???

 

[EvilDroid64]

I'm completely at a loss as to what the fuck thin, disgusting liquid he's pouring on top of it and WHY???

That's a "glaze" he made from Gentleman Jack Daniel's whiskey that he didn't reduce at all.

 

[densedance]

Jack makes the Glaze Garrett gets the Blaze

 

[SteveGoatman]

Still radio silence from the Scalfatties, aside from the last post by Qali stating his dad is in the hospital despite having a "healthy lifestyle".

I'd just like to add...did anyone else find it odd that Jr didn't mention God in this post? Like don't these types normally say how hard X has been but he's going to persevere etc thanks to God/his faith and all that?

 

[Comma]

The thing that baffles me the most out of all of this, is that he (or Tammy) somehow thought it was a good idea to post something like "Hai guyz, just chilling with da family, nothing to see here LOL!", as if the whole internet hadn't figured out already that he was on the ICU because multiple family members literally said so on social media.

 

[Swiss46]

I like to imagine while Jack was laying in the ICU comatose Tammy and Jr were turning to leave the room when one of them mentioned dinner. Upon subconsciously hearing about food Jack's eyes popped open immediately.

 

[Tiresome]

I like to imagine while Jack was laying in the ICU comatose Tammy and Jr were turning to leave the room when one of them mentioned dinner. Upon subconsciously hearing about food Jack's eyes popped open immediately.

I feel that given the profound lack of online attention-seeking we've gotten from Our Pet Cookcow, either Jack is not awake/cogent enough to communicate meaningfully or Leftie has joined Rightie in that place where all good hocks go.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He mentions eating lamb in his budget videos and probably has some lamb recipes. He did that bison burger where it was raw in the middle. I want to say there was a venison sandwich on jack on the go, but I don't remember which restaurant it was.

It was Arby's of all places.

I'd be shocked if he had coriander. And yeah, cloves and nutmeg, but you know those only get used at Christmas so they're gonna be stale as fuck.

Ground nutmeg and cloves are terrible. You should never buy that stuff unless you literally need it now and don't care to use it ever again. All the flavor just disappears from them. But this is also why you shouldn't buy large amounts of spice or dried herbs unless you use them often.

As for coriander? I could see him having some left over from his pickling video where he forgot to add the vinegar. But it too would be stale as fuck.

Healthy lifestyle is gud

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He totally looks like a Downie there. Seriously you show this picture to somebody who doesn't know Jagoff and the first thing they'll see is a retard trying to feed himself.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Tammy's mom has been posting to Facebook recently:




Since TN has been getting a lot of ice in the past two days, I think Jack is still currently in the ER/ICU.

 

[Slur Generator]

Tammy's mom has been posting to Facebook recently:

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Since TN has been getting a lot of ice in the past two days, I think Jack is still currently in the ER/ICU.

He can't stay there much longer can he ? they don't serve raw chicken in the hospital.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Ill throw in my speculation in the mix and im pretty sure Jack is still admitted and probably through the worst of it. Hes most likely being under observation or having some therapy so the staff there have some idea on how much damage this round took on Jack. Its pretty amazing and meme-worthy at this point Jack can just take these health issues that put others in the ground somewhat well but like a well worn reliable beater of a car, its gonna give its last go. Hes pretty fucking lucky to get by this far but with each year that passes and each visit its gonna get worse and worse. I wouldnt be surprised if he lost more function and is just more or less reduced to mumbling "gud" and other nonsense as he lumbers around when its PT time.

With regards to Tammy im sure with some aspect she loves Jack or sees something in him. Fuck she rejected him before and then somehow changed her mind. I would never sympathize with her nor do I think she has any disdain for Jack. Anytime we see her slightly annoyed I might view it as a parent towards their annoying child being a tard. Jack is a fucking strain on humans and society as a whole but Tammy somehow can tolerate it and she pushed Jack to keep his vanity project up so he wouldnt be constantly whining and bitching all the time. Thats how I see it.

 

[Tiresome]

I wouldnt be surprised if he lost more function and is just more or less reduced to mumbling "gud" and other nonsense as he lumbers around when its PT time.

Very optimistic to think Jack would actually indulge in physical therapy if someone isn't forcing him, and we know Tammy won't bother to. This guy refused PT on his right arm because he thought Jesus would heal it, leading to years of one-hand cooking with a dead claw.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Very optimistic to think Jack would actually indulge in physical therapy if someone isn't forcing him, and we know Tammy won't bother to. This guy refused PT on his right arm because he thought Jesus would heal it, leading to years of one-hand cooking with a dead claw.

Inpatient PT is used to badgering lazy boomers and will not hesitate to threaten them orient them to reality (your insurance won't pay for a rehab if you're refusing to participate in physical therapy; do you really want to discharge to long-term care?).

If/when Jack is stable and has reached his new functional baseline, the hospital is not going to let him fart around and tie up a bed while praying for a miracle. Participate in rehab to discharge to SNF, don't participate for LTC (although this usually takes longer for a person's new functional capacity to be officially assessed, their insurance to agree and authorize). Or lie about family support and go home with home health, to later be dumped in the ED for "weakness" that's actually, whoops, a placement request.

The claw is what happens when someone is discharged home, still their own decision-maker, and decides ehh, fuck it. Charitably, "lost to follow-up."

Obviously I don't know WTF is going on with Jack specifically right now. If this isn't another stroke he can shrug off, they're going to have to get away from the "miracle" mindset and do a lot of un-fun talking to DME companies about sit-to-stand lifts and bariatric commodes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I feel that given the profound lack of online attention-seeking we've gotten from Our Pet Cookcow, either Jack is not awake/cogent enough to communicate meaningfully or Leftie has joined Rightie in that place where all good hocks go.

jack slowly becoming the stephan hawking of youtube food videos and still somehow denying anything is wrong with him or how he cooks food is something i could see happening.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Jesus, look at that bacon glisten.

Can’t afford to lose those nutrients to a paper towel. Jack never forgot the lesson he learned as a child from the pantless transient peering into his bedroom window- that bacon grease keeps the veins nice and lubricated.

New JOTG

>That fucking JOTG intro with the pilfered photos upsets me far more than his old one with the Bitmoji that he used without permission. Maybe it’s that ABC Local-ish logo…

>Gotta love his typical mushbrainedness:
-He doesn’t do his research (being unable to say if the place is in Hendersonville/Rivergate/Goodlettsville, and telling the viewer to look it up themselves before Tammy snorts(?), making Jack correct himself to say he’ll *try* to include it onscreen).
-He mispronounces the names of the dishes before and after the meal.
-He needs Tammy to confirm the dishes ordered and prices while he addresses the viewer.
-“Goat COREY.”
-A+ rating because it was maximum slop for cheap. The Onion Bhaji was probably a deciding factor.

>That F As In Frank ad with the audio equipment plug at the end makes me laugh. It makes it seem like Jack is really invested in getting that going again because, as an older man, he probably sees the show as an opportunity to pontificate like a sage and share his elderly wisdom. It’s almost like he wants to phase out the cooking show and settle into something more comfortable and cerebral in the emeritus years of his “career” as an “influencer.”

I'm completely at a loss as to what the fuck thin, disgusting liquid he's pouring on top of it and WHY???

That's a "glaze" he made from Gentleman Jack Daniel's whiskey that he didn't reduce at all.

I thought it was fucking AU JUS .

 

[Tiresome]

jack slowly becoming the stephan hawking of youtube food videos and still somehow denying anything is wrong with him or how he cooks food is something i could see happening.

Oh lord I hope there's some sort of reverse TTS issue with Jack and he's still trying to cook in his rolly-puff while a very cultured British accent emerges from his vocoder.