Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Splendid Meat Sticks,

Yes, "the underpinnings of my views are not only pretty Abrahamic", I AM Abraham reincarnated. My next reincarnation was Joseph. I AM not sure who I was or even if I was reincarnated as an Israelite until I was reincarnated as Moses.

Kaballists believe that "the soul of Moses is reincarnated in every generation." - Kabbalah for Dummies
 
@Splendid Meat Sticks,

Yes, "the underpinnings of my views are not only pretty Abrahamic", I AM Abraham reincarnated. My next reincarnation was Joseph. I AM not sure who I was or even if I was reincarnated as an Israelite until I was reincarnated as Moses.

Kaballists believe that "the soul of Moses is reincarnated in every generation." - Kabbalah for Dummies
Do you think you were ever a Roman?
 
After turning to the golf during halftime, I turned back to the basketbol (17:20) and it was Toronto 74 Miami 58. We need a BIG comeback!

@Splendid Meat Sticks,

I stated a page back that I was Julius Caesar (JC) and was then reincarnated as Jesus Christ (JC). It was my karma from my previous life that gave me the 39 lashes and crucifixion by the Romans.

Jason Day just had a "73-foot putt on 13" that he missed by one foot.

Yesterday, Russell(7) Knox(4) embarrassed himself on the island green #17 by taking a 9. He hit three bols in the water including shanking his second attempt. It was his 4th attempt or 7th shot (with penalties) that he finally got on the green and then two-putted.

The Torah mandates the 7-week Counting of the Omer, beginning on the second day of Passover, to be immediately followed by Shavuot(7): the annual observance of when Moses received the law from God and the harvesting of the wheat.
 
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The Torah mandates the 7-week Counting of the Omer, beginning on the second day of Passover, to be immediately followed by Shavuot(7): the annual observance of when Moses received the law from God and the harvesting of the wheat.
Yes. And on the 50th day of the Omer (no 4s to be seen) is Shavuot. Not sure why'd you wikilink Torah but literally nothing else.
 
Why do you think it is significant that the initials for Julius Caesar and Jesus Christ are identical in the english language? You realize Iulius would've been the roman spelling, and Iesus the greek translation of a hebrew name that would more accurately be written as Yeshua? That the name "Jesus" went through 3 languages before getting to that form? That Caesar was pronounced Kaisar, since the C in latin = K phonetically, and that the german spelling is more authentic than the vulgar latin ones? I figure you would be more curious about linguistics and the etymology of words since it constitutes such a large part of your method.
 
Why do you think it is significant that the initials for Julius Caesar and Jesus Christ are identical in the english language? You realize Iulius would've been the roman spelling, and Iesus the greek translation of a hebrew name that would more accurately be written as Yeshua? That the name "Jesus" went through 3 languages before getting to that form? That Caesar was pronounced Kaisar, since the C in latin = K phonetically, and that the german spelling is more authentic than the vulgar latin ones? I figure you would be more curious about linguistics and the etymology of words since it constitutes such a large part of your method.
Lol, Brad isn't curious about anything. Like a lot of people who can't do actual research, he picks the facts he likes, states his conclusion, and stops reading. It's a typical pattern for the not-very-bright.
 
Maybe I shouldn't bring up that Iulius was a family name and his first name was Caius. What is the significance of the initials CI in your method, Brad?

Brad isn't interested in facts. He's convinced that since 0 and O look similar in his conventional use, they are interchangeable for his math equations. The man (I should say child) does not care about anything he can't shoehorn into 74 somehow.
 
This is the problem with folks who boast about their "past lives".
They always claim to be an unbroken string of notable, famous celebrities. EVERYBODY claims they were Julius Caesar and Cleopatra and John the Baptist*.
Never do you hear these arrogant twitwhistles claim "Oh, I was an illiterate peasant who died from the plague....then I was reincarnated and became a different illiterate peasant who died of the plague....and after that, yep, another illiterate peasant...I spent a hundred incarnations being an irrelevant forgotten cog in the wheels of fate."

But lets assume for a moment that he WAS Julius Caesar in a previous life.
Now consider how he is now an impotent fringe player with no glory, fame or power. Wouldn't that imply he was demoted ?
Isn't that how it works? ie. If you fuck up....you come back as something further down the totem pole, and if you keep fucking up, you eventually fall further and further down the food chain.
The implied timeline of his incarnations -- ignoring his self-aggrandizing propaganda -- would be like this
  1. Brad entered existence as an ameoba
  2. he gets promoted to slug
  3. he gets promoted to mouse
  4. he gets promoted to dog
  5. he gets promoted to monkey
  6. he gets promoted to illiterate peasant human
  7. he gets promoted to merchant class human
  8. he gets promoted to equestrian class human
  9. he comes back as Julius Caesar....somehow fucks it up and get demoted.
  10. repeats steps 2-8 a few dozen times.
The problem here isn't just his lying assertion that he kept getting reincarnated as somebody awesome every single fucking lifetime; it that the awesome people he claimed to have been would all be foundationally and fundamentally at odds with each other philosophically.
In other words, though it might be plausible for him to be a brash and arrogant war hero for a oppressive regime in one lifetime and then be a pacifistic introvert opposed to that regime in the next. But it is implausible that he switches back and forth from lifetime to lifetime.
Thats not a character arc or the accretion of wisdom....that is signs of a psychopathic failure to learn anything. Which makes his claims of being reincarnated pointless. Why bother claiming to have lived many lives if you learned less than nothing from it**.

*overlooking that all three lived simultaneously.
**Hint: he refuses to learn anything from anyone else in this thread; why would he learn anything over an entire lifetime?
 
He collects historical personalities like Pokemons or trading cards, he just adds them as he goes along and there is no permanently defined list. I remember one time he was talking about how we were all going to hell and describing all the eternal torments with great relish, and I jokingly replied by saying something along the lines of "You sure know a lot about about hell. Don't tell me you were Dante Alighieri in a past life!"

Brad probably had forgotten about Dante since his high school English days until he read my post, and all of a sudden he was eagerly declaring himself the reincarnation of Dante, claiming he had still had the hots for Dante's 13th century crush and remembering how to read medieval Italian. Then after that day, he forgot about Dante and never brought it up again, I suspect because he lost interest, even though there is an incredible amount of numerical and Christian symbolism in Dante's writings where he could probably dredge up some 7s and 4s
 
He collects historical personalities like Pokemons or trading cards, he just adds them as he goes along and there is no permanently defined list. I remember one time he was talking about how we were all going to hell and describing all the eternal torments with great relish, and I jokingly replied by saying something along the lines of "You sure know a lot about about hell. Don't tell me you were Dante Alighieri in a past life!"

Brad probably had forgotten about Dante since his high school English days until he read my post, and all of a sudden he was eagerly declaring himself the reincarnation of Dante, claiming he had still had the hots for Dante's 13th century crush and remembering how to read medieval Italian. Then after that day, he forgot about Dante and never brought it up again, I suspect because he lost interest, even though there is an incredible amount of numerical and Christian symbolism in Dante's writings where he could probably dredge up some 7s and 4s
Come to think of it, you really can't believe in reincarnation AND hell. It's kind of a one-or-the-other deal.
 
The Miami Heat went cold and the Toronto Raptors won their 4th game of the 7 game series. Congrats to them and good luck against Cleveland - they're gonna need it!

Jason Day30 - the number 174 player - won The Players. Congrats to him! Two years ago, I attended the WGC-Cadillac at Trump Doral Miami. On the way to the driving range, I said to Jason, "Break a leg!" "Thanks", he replied. Strangely, he withdrew from the tournament just minutes later with a thumb problem.
http://en.espn.co.uk/golf/sport/story/289303.html


Synchronism: 5/16/16 10:39 "And those with green thumbs" - Delta fixtures ad on History Channel
 
I'm convinced Brad may seriously have something wrong with him. It's a wonder he doesn't believe in chemtrails. I wonder what Lee Siddarthur would say about him.
 
I'm convinced Brad may seriously have something wrong with him. It's a wonder he doesn't believe in chemtrails. I wonder what Lee Siddarthur would say about him.
Agreed. There's something in him that really can't be accounted for by calling him a "troll" or "religious nut job". There's a third component to his madness that really insists he must be deeply disturbed on some level. From his videos, it's pretty clear Brad is able to go out in public and socialize in a semi-normal fashion (as in, he doesn't try to kill people and eat their faces), but his obsession with finding "patterns" in random, unrelated data is the sign of a dysfunctional mind.

I'm not a shrink, so I'm not claiming to diagnose Brad, but I'd say he's probably only a degree or two away from the guy who can't have a conversation because he's obsessively counting his own toes, or the guy who screams at a waiter for not referring to him as "your majesty". There could be a point at which Brad's delusions transition from "amusing" to "dangerously antisocial".

Personally, I've speculated that he must be on some kind of medication, and the varieties of behavior we've seen from him are a function of how compliant he is being with his dosing on that particular day. That's heresay, but so far I've seen no evidence against it.
 
Personally, I've speculated that he must be on some kind of medication, and the varieties of behavior we've seen from him are a function of how compliant he is being with his dosing on that particular day. That's heresay, but so far I've seen no evidence against it.

Doctor: "Okay, Brad...remember: Take 1 pill every 8 hours with food. Got it?"
Brad's Words: "Yes, Doctor, I get it."
Brad's Thoughts: "Right-0(4). 7 pills every 4 hours; as the magic(7) space prophets(4) decreed. 7 pills every 4 hours. 7. 7. 74. 4. 7. 47. 47. 4. Bingo! I am a shining beacon of 7-ness. 44. 4..... 'Mommy, Mommy, I saw a 4!' ....7. 74. I have 4 eyes(7) and 7 toes(7). 47. 'No, Bitch, I don't think you get it, I told you I SAW A 4!!' 4. 4. 4. 4. 4. 7. 4. Time is Cubical. 4. 47. 4...."




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Just a random musing. Behaving as a tyrant, using political manipulation, betraying previous allies, and conquering the lands of an entire people while living a debauched lifestyle gets you reincarnated as the single most important human being who has ever lived. Joking about people on the internet gets you reincarnated as a squid or a frog or something. Truly this is an arbitrary system with no justice.
 
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Just a random musing. Behaving as a tyrant, using political manipulation, betraying previous allies, and conquering the lands of an entire people while living a debauched lifestyle gets you reincarnated as the single most important human being who has ever lived. Joking about people on the internet gets you reincarnated as a squid or a frog or something. Truly this is an arbitrary system with no justice.
Yeah. If your fate really were decided by Brad, you'd be better off just doing whatever the fuck you wanted, because actually trying to live up to his ever-changing standards would be futile. He's got the dumbest and least-logical mode of ethics I've ever heard.
 
He doesn't have a code of ethics. Otherwise he'd have to punish himself. Half of his punishments are for calling him an asshole which he repeatedly does to everyone else, only in code.
 
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