Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Akari Is My Wife]

Can you imagine how depressing that would have to be him sitting there trying to talk to these cam girls thinking he actually has a chance

He could always be talking to the traps

 

[SupToobs]

If they are doing that it's prety fucking shitty, he's many things but he's not a nonce and accusations like that even false ones tend to stick and people act on them.

No it's gonna be a great saga when the regarded individual passing out the flyers gets booked for criminal harassment.

e: could actually push a p strong libel case too w/that pedophile insinuation. Boglord should get a Ring doorbell cos I would donate to a Cobes legal fund

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

He could always be talking to the traps

No dude he's only into of age, alive, non-related, human, cis gender. Maybe he needs to do another gender relashions video for you troll? On another note shoutout to of age fangirl Leisha Keisha for uploading the full 7 hour vodka live stream. The last hour is some real gold, somewhere around the 6:35:00 mark he acshully gets interesting for about 5-10 minutes before going back to the standard script. He talks about troons being gross, then in true boglim fashion does a 180 and mentions that if he was into troons, he would totally get with Robby (blaire) White, hahahahaha yeeeessssss. Just imagine cobies finally getting into the " traps aren't gay bro" meme, it would fit with the era he is perpetually stuck in.

Edit: fixed spelling and punctuation.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Boglord should get a Ring doorbell cos I would donate to a Cobes legal fund

I registered an account just to say that if he recieved a ring doorbell he would be to inept to set it up and if he got money for one it would just go to more drink combos

Been lurking this thread for years. It's most definitely what is up.

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

Found this gem over on the GothicKingCobraJFS Facebook page. I love how even in MTG Josh still has no magic.

 

[SupToobs]

I registered an account just to say that if he recieved a ring doorbell he would be to inept to set it up and if he got money for one it would just go to more drink combos

Been lurking this thread for years. It's most definitely what is up.

It's fun 2 imagine the goth lord with some agency and skill

But ur absolutely right,TWU
Maybe get home felon ian to set one up

 

[Chernabog3000]

Its all fun and games until the schzio retard with a shotgun feels the need to defend himself. Could have just mailed the shit to him and it would have had the same effect. Fuck mailing the shit to everyone in his apartment would be funny.

It still kind of is funny. But we definitely tip toeing the walls of the castle doctrine here. Cobes maybe a retard but it's fucking wyoming. It was for sure funny at first. But now pushing a substance abusing mental ill retard into an ocean of paranoia is a bit fuct, even if Josh is a bad guy self admitted stalker. Only gonna end bad for someone.

Sending gay strangers to his crib(regardless of their sexual standards) that shits whack to do too both too cobes and the grindr user. Insane levels of not only cringe but complete disregard for lives completely unrelated to cobes.

But moving forward. How the fuck is he supposed to distinguish cobra stoppers, from random door dashers, to random grindr dates.. your pushing him into a postion where someone just delivering him a troll order of fucking garlic butter may end up losing their life or forced to defend themselves cause the mentally ill internet man deserves this.


It's really shitty. It's fun watching Josh squirm and I don't think there's anything all that wrong with like just mailing this shit to him and everyone in casper for that matter, knock yourself out.

But at some point this revolving doors of strangers and reasons for being there is gonna end horribly for someone. Be it cobes or a neighbor or some random gay dude trying to get lead. There's real people outside of cobes that live in that apartment and exist on grindr, and putting them in danger is fucking lower than anything cobes has ever done.

Stop involving innocents. That's what your doing wether you like it or not. Forcing a schzio mentally disabled alcholic gun owner to go fight or flight anytime theres a knock on the door is gonna end up bad for someone who has no fucking clue about any of this shit.

You may think it's all harmless and Josh will never do shit. But some innocent getting shanked at the door or a knock getting met with a shotgun blast thru his front door and into whoever the fuck is behind it and the walls of that hallway won't be. And that's where we at. Regardless of if clint has his gun. It's putting people who have no connection to any of this into harms way, be it unintentional or not.

 

[GG Allin illegitimate Son]

if he got a ring he may become even more paranoid than he already is. He may even end up spying on his neighbors constantly, but then again with his regarded he is and how often he breaks his phones, he would have to reinstall the app and plus having to charge it. At most it would be a waste of money and he would probably think someone could hack it and fuck with him more.

@Chernabog i was going to quote you but I’m dumb as fuck. If they want to troll and not involve the neighbors and shit, just post the picture around the town on poles. It’s funny it’s not involving people to get shit under their door, and would be funny to have cobra rip one off and go WHOEVER DOING THIS IS SAD FUCK MY TROLLS

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

...just post the picture around the town on poles. It’s funny it’s not involving people to get shit under their door, and would be funny to have cobra rip one off and go WHOEVER DOING THIS IS SAD FUCK MY TROLLS

Does the boglim still roam the streets? I get the impression since covid he's kind of been a huge shut in and mostly orders in. Most of his outside videos are him just smoking cigarettes outside the front doors of his apartment.

 

[SupToobs]

zoomers are not bound by the same rules of engagement, it's a generation of glass tappers and cow tippers, we can't fight the future

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut Cobes can't hit a propane cylinder from 10ft, he's gonna kill his neighbor trying to shoot a trole, it is what it is

 

[Janny Jewsh]

if he got a ring he may become even more paranoid than he already is. He may even end up spying on his neighbors constantly, but then again with his regarded he is and how often he breaks his phones, he would have to reinstall the app and plus having to charge it. At most it would be a waste of money and he would probably think someone could hack it and fuck with him more.

@Chernabog i was going to quote you but I’m dumb as fuck. If they want to troll and not involve the neighbors and shit, just post the picture around the town on poles. It’s funny it’s not involving people to get shit under their door, and would be funny to have cobra rip one off and go WHOEVER DOING THIS IS SAD FUCK MY TROLLS

Is this what Cobra's funeral will look like?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

zoomers are not bound by the same rules of engagement, it's a generation of glass tappers and cow tippers, we can't fight the future

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut Cobes can't hit a propane cylinder from 10ft, he's gonna kill his neighbor trying to shoot a trole, it is what it is

Normalfags are doing the same shit. The amount of people under their real, verifiable name, on their actual google linked accounts cheering on his alcoholism is insane. Since the original documentary on Cobra, I haven't bothered to watch an actual livestream, just catching the best clips here and there until recently.

People named shit like Jake Smith with a picture of themselves cheering on his slow demise isn't funny in the slightest. He's always been funny with very little interaction.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Morality of how fucked up it is to make a random dude scared of leaving his own apartment just for your own entertainment aside, Cobes has always been at his best when venturing out. His going out has already been at an all time low ever since the eviction forced him to live far away from his usual haunts, he's probably going to never stream from a bar again because of Frosty's, and now he'll probably be too scared to ever invite random people back to his apartment so they can case his hovel for things to burgle while he yells at his webcam. Scared Josh means no more new homeboys. We're stuck solely with Homefelon Ian now.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Morality of how fucked up it is to make a random dude scared of leaving his own apartment just for your own entertainment aside, Cobes has always been at his best when venturing out. His going out has already been at an all time low ever since the eviction forced him to live far away from his usual haunts, he's probably going to never stream from a bar again because of Frosty's, and now he'll probably be too scared to ever invite random people back to his apartment so they can case his hovel for things to burgle while he yells at his webcam. Scared Josh means no more new homeboys. We're stuck solely with Homefelon Ian now.

If Cobra doesn't ride bike, he's a dull, dull boy.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Normalfags are doing the same shit. The amount of people under their real, verifiable name, on their actual google linked accounts cheering on his alcoholism is insane.

Welcome to metas internet.

Remember all the rules we got taught about how to be safe on the internet growing up? Now they don't apply if you want to stream YouTube to your Xbox One. It will never come back to haunt you.

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

I just rewatched his Harry Potter rant from yesterday and I just noticed something I didn't hear last night. He thinks story Canon is the same as a cannon shooting cannon balls. This man truly is a wonder..

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The way the subreddit is justifying going to Cobe's house and slipping shit under his door by saying "Well he stalked a girl in highschool so it's okay!" is so fucking lame. You're going to a paranoid autistic man's house and fucking with him personally. It's not somehow justified because 15 years ago he weirdly followed a girl around at school. So many new people within lolcow circles have this weird vigilante idea of instead of just pointing and laughing they have to "get back at them" or whatever.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

The way the subreddit is justifying going to Cobe's house and slipping shit under his door by saying "Well he stalked a girl in highschool so it's okay!" is so fucking lame. You're going to a paranoid autistic man's house and fucking with him personally. It's not somehow justified because 15 years ago he weirdly followed a girl around at school. So many new people within lolcow circles have this weird vigilante idea of instead of just pointing and laughing they have to "get back at them" or whatever.

This just in: Reddit continues to be awful.

 

[charlesdickens]

It's not just one place. Everywhere is guilty of punching at the other one. This place blames Reddit, Reddit blames TikTok, etc.

It's a mix of everywhere in reality. There are numerous Discord groups (not just Courtney's or Krystal's, ones that Josh isn't a member of) and the clip channels do and frame a narrative around Josh that makes them kind of complicit.

It's one of the reasons the old clippers for me were decent, but around the time when Boglim Chronicles started getting more popular, the chat was a bunch of new people reposting "boglim.exe stopped working" every time he'd take a brief pause, "Shon moved", "bug watch" when he'd get up off his chair, etc. I appreciate Boglim Chronicles cutting shit down and making it more accessible, but it can't be overlooked how he shapes the people coming into Josh's livestreams and what they will do. After all, more sandwiches and flyers sent to Josh means more clippable content for him. Before Boglim Chronicles was the main go-to channel, people just edited it down for the most part and it didn't really create an extra layer -- like before Bitesized did his longer form edits with voiceovers. He was good at editing down the shit and letting Josh himself get in his own messes. It's not just BC, the shit is on TikTok too and there's others on YouTube kind of shitting it up and that comes a plenty into the subreddit, etc.

It's a fine line since BC is beloved by most and does put in work.

A bit related but Safe_University_3708 is one of the biggest offenders on the subbredit. He is behind sending him doordashes nearly every fucking time that Josh goes live. This idiot has spent a ton of money over time just to touch poo and often times it doesn't even make the livestream.

 

[SupToobs]

It's a double edged sword

Without bog chron I wouldn't have seen even 1/10th of the cobes content I've seen because bitsize edits are not nearly as good. But because it's more accessible it means normies will show up. Also BC isn't a fgt clout chaser like CEO of chairbugs

And the bog.exe win98 sound is kino