Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

Chelsea says she records every ambulance ride because the meanie EMTs always beat her up do things to prove she's not faking. Post the video Chelsea.

Also, and I know this has been mentioned before, why would you call paramedics if you are DNR? What do they do for someone who's DNR with their oxygen tanking in the ambulance? They're not going to intubate and supposedly Chelton has oxygen at home so...?
You still treat a DNR patient. You just withhold life-saving interventions, and there's nothing threatening to end her life because all her (physiological) illness is fake.
 
This is being picky, but Chelsea made a mistake in her latest Caring Bridge post. She states in the beginning that her sister Lacey is writing. But she slips up and writes, "Chelsea's mother", which would also be Lacey's mother. Try again, Chelsea.

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She earlier claimed that she would be dead by Christmas due to dropping ferritin, Guess that didn't happen either.
 
Since our cow is being boring as hell by failing to expire I decided to amuse myself by rewatching her videos.
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Her gurning faces from the 'stiff attacks' have given me years worth of avatars.
I've already chosen my next one.
 
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In Canada at least, a DNR means you don’t call paramedics. You let them pass naturally. You call the palliative doctor or nurse practitioner to call the death.
Paramedics won’t perform any lifesaving act if you have a dnr.
There's a growing movement which calls for replacing Do Not Resuscitate (DNR) with Allow Natural Death (AND), suggesting that it emphasizes the fact that death is a natural process and is clearer for terminally ill patients and their families. I actually like it very much. This paper is a bit wonky in terms of writing but I thought it was interesting.

Mostly just stopping by to see if Chelsea is dead yet or if she's miraculously surviving without fluids.
 
Since our cow is being boring as hell by failing to expire I decided to amuse myself by rewatching her videos.
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Her gurning faces from the 'stiff attacks' have given me years worth of avatars.
I've already chosen my next one.

This is how you can tell it isn't a stiff person syndrome attack. An SPS exacerbation causes people to clamp their eyelids shut as hard as is possible. I haven't mentioned it as a defining feature until now because I didn't want her to correct her acting.

Also, in her other "stiff attack" (which somehow looks nothing like this one...) you can clearly see her moving her limbs voluntarily, during an SPS exacerbation she would have no ability to move her limbs voluntarily even a little bit. You know its voluntary because its slow. Any movement during an SPS exacerbation is very rapid. I also didn't mention this before because she would correct her acting.

As soon as I saw her face in the video the pic above was captured from, I knew she was faking with absolute certainty.
 
This is how you can tell it isn't a stiff person syndrome attack. An SPS exacerbation causes people to clamp their eyelids shut as hard as is possible. I haven't mentioned it as a defining feature until now because I didn't want her to correct her acting.

Also, in her other "stiff attack" (which somehow looks nothing like this one...) you can clearly see her moving her limbs voluntarily, during an SPS exacerbation she would have no ability to move her limbs voluntarily even a little bit. You know its voluntary because its slow. Any movement during an SPS exacerbation is very rapid. I also didn't mention this before because she would correct her acting.

As soon as I saw her face in the video the pic above was captured from, I knew she was faking with absolute certainty.
She's totally the type of malingerer who would be caught if, during one of her episodes, an enterprising doctor announced to another, "Wow, this is such a great example for teaching. I'm just surprised we haven't seen [insert random action here] yet, as you usually do with such severe cases." Like, "Usually, you'd expect to see the patient touch her nose and seal clap right now in a textbook case like this. They often come to demanding a McDonald's Happy Meal, as well." Then start a stopwatch and see how many fractions of a second it would take for her to comply.
 
Just farting around on reddit and hit "All" just for the lulz. Saw this post on twoX and thought of Chelsea immediately.

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Last night I was the victim of abuse by a paramedic in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. I have frequent non-epileptic seizures as part of PTSD, which in consequence brings a lot of contact with emergency services, not voluntarily from my side, always called by passerby. This time was not different.
There are always two paramedics per vehicle. On the go it leaves just one paramedic with the patient.
This dirty fucker thought I was unconscious, even though I was lucid and aware of my surroundings, just not in control over my body. He grabbed the opportunity to take off my shirt and touched and felt up my breast for the whole ride. Just when we stopped he hastily put my top back in place.
I am still in schock and unable to really process what happened. How can somebody so shamelessly take advantage of a situation like that, someone who has the responsibility to keep people safe? I am feeling so much anger and violation at the same time.
I'll go to a consulting service for sexual assault against women to press charges in an hopefully effective way. I feel responsible for all that are put into his hands and it got to my knowledge that it was his first shift that night. Anxious to have to go through all this , but I know I am stronger than that, I'll come out of it.
My heart goes out to each and everyone of us that has to deal with this kinda hardship.

EDIT: I thank from my heart each and everyone of you who voiced support and well wishes. It truly means a lot in such a difficult and demanding time.
And to those who need to express disbelief and harassment, I feel sorry for you and it couldn't effect me less. I and this man know undoubtedly what happened and those who are clear and right in their heart will be receptive to hearing my story.
I will make an update when things move forward. I will not give up, that I assure you!

 
Just farting around on reddit and hit "All" just for the lulz. Saw this post on twoX and thought of Chelsea immediately.

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Last night I was the victim of abuse by a paramedic in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. I have frequent non-epileptic seizures as part of PTSD, which in consequence brings a lot of contact with emergency services, not voluntarily from my side, always called by passerby. This time was not different.
There are always two paramedics per vehicle. On the go it leaves just one paramedic with the patient.
This dirty fucker thought I was unconscious, even though I was lucid and aware of my surroundings, just not in control over my body. He grabbed the opportunity to take off my shirt and touched and felt up my breast for the whole ride. Just when we stopped he hastily put my top back in place.
I am still in schock and unable to really process what happened. How can somebody so shamelessly take advantage of a situation like that, someone who has the responsibility to keep people safe? I am feeling so much anger and violation at the same time.
I'll go to a consulting service for sexual assault against women to press charges in an hopefully effective way. I feel responsible for all that are put into his hands and it got to my knowledge that it was his first shift that night. Anxious to have to go through all this , but I know I am stronger than that, I'll come out of it.
My heart goes out to each and everyone of us that has to deal with this kinda hardship.

EDIT: I thank from my heart each and everyone of you who voiced support and well wishes. It truly means a lot in such a difficult and demanding time.
And to those who need to express disbelief and harassment, I feel sorry for you and it couldn't effect me less. I and this man know undoubtedly what happened and those who are clear and right in their heart will be receptive to hearing my story.
I will make an update when things move forward. I will not give up, that I assure you!

Jesus, it makes me feel unbelievably terrible to say this, but: yeah fucking right. This didn't happen.
 
Jesus, it makes me feel unbelievably terrible to say this, but: yeah fucking right. This didn't happen.
Idk, scrolling her post history there are more posts/replies about food/art/shrooms than her health, and most of the health comments are supporting someone else. And I’m not seeing any fishing for sympathy, just asking advice. She just doesn’t look like the munchie cry wolf type.
 
In Canada at least, a DNR means you don’t call paramedics. You let them pass naturally. You call the palliative doctor or nurse practitioner to call the death.
Paramedics won’t perform any lifesaving act if you have a dnr.
I do have intimate knowledge of the DNR system in the US (at least in my state, but I think the standard is pretty uniform nationwide). We have two types: DNR-CC and DNR-CCA. The DNR-CC means that no lifesaving measures will be taken, and that means no intubation (or any other airway adjuncts), no CPR, and no use of an AED (or any other Edison Medicine via a cardiac monitor), but other measures like medications, IV fluids, and even using an Ambu bag to assist ventilations if the patient is still breathing on their own is allowed. In the case of a DNR-CCA, ALL measures including intubation (unless they have a separate DNI Do Not Intubate order) are taken up to the point of respiratory/cardiac arrest, so those patients can be intubated, and even shocked for like cardiac pacing or a shock to resynchronize the heart when the patient is in SVT is allowed. Having a DNR order in place does not necessarily mean the patient is in some kind of palliative care or hospice; in fact, any person of sound mind can go to their doctor and get a DNR even if they don't have some disease or other process actively killing them. In the US, like @Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said, DNR does NOT mean Do Not Treat. Take, for example, an elderly patient who is not in hospice but does have a DNR; if this patient is suffering from severe dehydration, you can administer IV fluid, if they're suffering from difficulty breathing you can administer medications both IV and through an O2 mask. The goal is to treat minor things, even though you're allowing whatever is actually killing the patient to continue its natural course, in an effort to make their passing much more comfortable.
 
Jesus, it makes me feel unbelievably terrible to say this, but: yeah fucking right. This didn't happen.
I'm actually inclined to believe this if only for the fact that this person, unlike our munchie pals, seems to have good insight into the fact their psychogenic seizures aren't true seizures (and they wouldn't call for an ambulance themselves).
Also, there was a case a few years ago where women said a senior Emergency Physician was drugging them and masturbating on them. It sounded ridiculous and like they were just having hallucinations related to procedural sedation, until one of them provided evidence of his semen on her clothing.


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"Prosecutors noted three separate instances in 2015 in which he touched the breasts of women between the ages of 18 and their early 20s who had sought treatment in the pediatric area of the emergency room. One had complained of a headache after taking a pregnancy test, another had a cold and the other had a rash on her eyebrows.

Then, last January, Ms. Newman, who was 29 at the time, went to the hospital for a shoulder injury and was seen by Dr. Newman. Even though she had already been given pain medication by a nurse, prosecutors said, Dr. Newman further sedated her, leaving her physically helpless. She could not open her eyes or speak.

Dr. Newman masturbated at her bedside and ejaculated on her face, prosecutors said. Investigators were able to match DNA evidence from the woman’s eye and cheek to the doctor, officials said. "
 
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Here’s a question (since the current topic is making me want to remove myself from civilization): Where the fuck does Chelsea go from here?

She’s already used her big “I’m dying” chip; how much bigger can it get from there for a munchie who doesn’t self-inflict? Nothing really trumps death in terms of asspats and attention, and she’s already getting comparatively little due to her Dee Reynolds-level acting chops. Once that meager fix wears off—if it hasn’t already—where does she get more?

Chelsea is a particularly dangerous addict. She cannot seem to enjoy the same high twice; from ketamine to morphine to dilaudid to a full on opioid cocktail, her brain seems to be absent of the “enough” chemical, and of course this applies to her munching as well. Is she gonna take the Kelly Ronaroute and pick her own legs off, one tibia at a time? Or is she gonna stick to acting and full on fake her own death? Have we kiwis been wrong this whole time, misjudging a poor, sick little girl whose stiff-attacks just happen to resemble a downie in the throes of orgasm? Find out in our next episode, Panic at the Hospice or Munchables Deluxe.
 
Where the fuck does Chelsea go from here?
She is absolutely going the same way as Hope, the other major drug seeking munchie. She will continue to escalate in terms of what's currently killing her, she might even get so desperate she claims she has cancer. Eventually she will either burn all of her bridges by alienating all of her loved ones, maybe scam her followers, or she will somehow convince one of them to stay in their toxic codependency while they enable her to the point she accidentally overdoses or causes her organs to fail. Considering her history, the latter seems much more likely.
 
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