Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The Vegas meet up is going to be a disaster. Something will happen there to damage Rackets further.

I want to go especially to see if I can record any of the monogamy on display at the after party but it’s probably not worth it

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

compared to Elissa's vid

There's tard flinging in Elissa's vids too. Someone is claiming Joe (Good Lawgic) was attacking Emily and shit. But I'm not sure if that was some gayop because I think it might be, this person was repeating that on all Elissa clips regarding this shitshow/Emily D Baker clip, also because the comment by Joe in the reply to this chain isn't showing up. If someone looks into the video she mentions I appreciate it since I'm a bit busy.

Other attached captures are some interesting comments.

 

[AnOminous]

This is literally just some FOMO bullshit, nobody regrets having an actual woman to bust nuts in rather than getting scabies from a sketchy rub 'n' tug. Nobody wakes up at 40 and says "wow I'm sure upset I started a family and contribute to my local community when I could have been a drugged up burnout this whole time".

Apparently Nick did. Imagine having all the fucking blessings this man has and deciding you're mad about it. Fuck this guy. What a complete ASSHOLE.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ah yes, the mini-chainsaw:

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I have one of those (not one Nick was shilling so I can't speak to the quality of his, but same idea) they're kinda gimmicky but it's actually really handy, I got mine because we have some tall trees on the property and I wanted to cut back the branches over hanging the driveway, and another that would drop fruit into my fucking fishpond every Fall, but I didn't want to be fucking about with a full size chainsaw while hanging onto the top of a ladder, and it makes it way easier than a handsaw.
It's a neat little tool, assuming Nicks isn't some knockoff Chinese shit, I respect him shilling that more than the Gold scam or fucking protein shakes or whatever the fuck he's doing now.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

So are we just going to gloss over the fact this actual nigger just accidentally blurted out the fact that he's going to get handys at a massage parlor on the reg? Like, enough that he even named the fucking place?

Really puts the "amogus" in monogamous.

Did I miss him naming the rub and tug place?I just heard him say happy ending massage in the cities which certainly implies that he knows a place but I’m gonna need a name for research purposes

 

[AnOminous]

He is mad that having children ruined his wife's body.

Of all the disgusting, entitled shit this motherfucker has done, complaining about that has to be at the top of the list. You never heard of a fucking vasectomy you cock-having bitch impregnator? Literally bitching that your wife gave birth to your children? Fuck you, you absolute turd.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Did I miss him naming the rub and tug place?I just heard him say happy ending massage in the cities which certainly implies that he knows a place but I’m gonna need a name for research purposes

I watched the clip like, five minutes before going to bed last night so maybe I'm just misremembering it. I'll give it a re-listen.

Edit: After re-listening he says "these cities" which I guess in my sleepy state I thought was some establishment name. I'm not sure if it's better or worse that he said it's multiple places rather than the name of a specific place.

 

[Kopasea]

So are we just going to gloss over the fact this actual nigger just accidentally blurted out the fact that he's going to get handys at a massage parlor on the reg? Like, enough that he even named the fucking place?

Really puts the "amogus" in monogamous.

Honestly, I took that as a joke that he could be doing anything. I do remember a brief hesitation before he said it, but I expect it's cause he realizes how heavily every little thing he says is analyzed so he was concerned about saying it.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Nick stated that he took "morning wake up pills" and that's part of why he isn't drinking this morning. He's supposedly not drinking at all, this day stream. Branca and Joe returned, though this whole stream feels more muted than usual.

 

[AnOminous]

At this point, it would not shock me if he walked out on his wife and children. I think he really wants to.

He needs to grow a pair, man up, and do his job.

While I agree that jury analysis is largely a bunch of palm reading bullshit, being a lawtist only gets you so far as well.

That said, there are people who are really good at it, and if you're going into a jury trial with life-altering consequences, and you are rich, you'd best hire a renowned jury consultant. Sometimes these will cost more than your actual trial lawyer, but if you start out with a jury full of people who think you're an uwu cute boi you can practically come into the courtroom with a hatchet dripping blood and still get acquitted.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Honestly, I took that as a joke that he could be doing anything. I do remember a brief hesitation before he said it, but I expect it's cause he realizes how heavily every little thing he says is analyzed so he was concerned about saying it.

Yeah I took it as a "joke" too, the same way Vito Gesualdi "jokes" about being a pedophile.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the best content we've had out of Balldo Man since his coomer arc started.
If he's starting to turn into an angry drunk and lashing out at his audience this is gonna be great.

We're well past the point where pulling up is even an option. The inevitable fiery crash is now our entertainment.

 

[break these cuffs]

I have one of those (not one Nick was shilling so I can't speak to the quality of his, but same idea) they're kinda gimmicky but it's actually really handy, I got mine because we have some tall trees on the property and I wanted to cut back the branches over hanging the driveway, and another that would drop fruit into my fucking fishpond every Fall, but I didn't want to be fucking about with a full size chainsaw while hanging onto the top of a ladder, and it makes it way easier than a handsaw.
It's a neat little tool, assuming Nicks isn't some knockoff Chinese shit, I respect him shilling that more than the Gold scam or fucking protein shakes or whatever the fuck he's doing now.

They are incredibly useful for opening boxes as per AvE.

 

[AnOminous]

If he's gonna "choose his midlife crisis" he needs to stop half assing it! Kick our wife out of the house, and those kids he hates to spend time with, it's obvious he resents them, and they're cramping his style.

How dare those filthy crotch-goblins have been born? It's not like Nick himself had any choice about it. His now-flaccid penis just repeatedly ejaculated into his wife completely against his will! He had nothing to do with it!

What a worthless piece of shit.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick stated that he took "morning wake up pills" and that's part of why he isn't drinking this morning. He's supposedly not drinking at all, this day stream. Branca and Joe returned, though this whole stream feels more muted than usual.

That means he took provigil this morning probably to combat the massive hangover he was nursing

 

[AnOminous]

That means he took provigil this morning probably to combat the massive hangover he was nursing

At the point where you have to take drugs to counteract the adverse effects of the other drugs you also took, you dun goofed.

Caught a little bit of the grift cope this morning. Apparently it's a term of endearment to call someone a grifter

It kind of was, though. Actually turning shitposting into money isn't a bad thing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

How dare those filthy crotch-goblins have been born? It's not like Nick himself had any choice about it. His now-flaccid penis just repeatedly ejaculated into his wife completely against his will! He had nothing to do with it!

What a worthless piece of shit.

I bet he doesn't even read Locke.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So let me get this straight: Coomer Nick, who prides himself on going to cucking resorts, buying BDSM furniture, and going to gay bars, is in the habit of getting handies at the massage parlor like some sort of ashamed middle-aged prude looking for plausible deniability?
Is the Balldo not the only cage his balls are in? Does he rail against prudes so vehemently because deep down he is one? Why is this supposed man of fun sexy times skulking around like a judge at a porn theater hoping nobody recognizes him? Weak.

 

[dustnight]

Caught a little bit of the grift cope this morning. Apparently it's a term of endearment to call someone a grifter

It kind of was, though. Actually turning shitposting into money isn't a bad thing.

I thought grifter and shyster were essentially the same thing?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

I have one of those (not one Nick was shilling so I can't speak to the quality of his, but same idea) they're kinda gimmicky but it's actually really handy, I got mine because we have some tall trees on the property and I wanted to cut back the branches over hanging the driveway, and another that would drop fruit into my fucking fishpond every Fall, but I didn't want to be fucking about with a full size chainsaw while hanging onto the top of a ladder, and it makes it way easier than a handsaw.
It's a neat little tool, assuming Nicks isn't some knockoff Chinese shit, I respect him shilling that more than the Gold scam or fucking protein shakes or whatever the fuck he's doing now.

You tell me. This is TacRight's page about the chainsaw. Note the logo on the bottom of the handle. Note also the 88VF (whatever that means) battery. Cost = $250.

This is the chainsaw Nicky was promoting. Picture look familiar? Except they didn't bother to photoshop on the logo this time. How fucking dodgy can a website look, by the way?

And this is the AliExpress page of results to the query "mini chain saw." You can see this exact saw being sold wholesale for as little as $5. And as you know, Chinese factories will slap on whatever branding you want them to, if the order's big enough. Now, to be fair, the chainsaw with the 88VF battery isn't $5. It's $30.

So, was Nick promoting cheap Chinese crap with a markup in the ~1000% realm, sight unseen? Yes. Yes he was.