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Haha. I bought this for the Hogwarts Legacy stream. I sure hope I get to use it! Haha.
(Of course he is going to pay wall it. It's going to replace the vest.)
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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(Of course he is going to pay wall it. It's going to replace the vest.)
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He will dangle it in front of his dent heads during the bottom bitch cast and his dents will happily oblige to fulfill their piglords wishes. And then he wil complain it is too hot taking them of after a few minutes.
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Bro didn't he defend Cuties? Motherfucker was shilling for Netflix like they were paying him.
i hate tertiary fans so much it's unreal. He goes as far to say he's only watched the movies. But when HogSnorts Begacy comes out all of the sudden he wants a shit tonne of Harry Potter Merch. Fuck outta here fake ass fan.
Hell yeah I'm gate keeping Harry Potter A.) it's a children's book. He was well i. his teens when the movie came out. He never truly KNEW Harry Potter. B.) He sits on his stream mocking the jargon and spell names because it's all he knows. He doesn't know anything about the franchise aside from memes and cultural osmosis. What's a death eater Phil? Who burned "I will tell no lies" into Harry's arm? Where did Arthur Weasley Work? What was the name of the language Harry spoke?
And by the way what happened? We wear scarves now? What are you Phil... A Hipster?
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Phil took one look at this scene and thought "yep I should talk like this too"
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These low effort 'Phil be like'' posts belong on reddit mate
Phil took one look at this scene and thought "yep I should talk like this too"
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I'm sick of this face, I swear to God. He always does it.
Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.
It's neither a smile or a any emotion that implies excitement. It's just this soulless, gaping mouth that promises nothing. I mean, Hell, you can't even see his teeth. He's making a concerted effort to hide them for whatever reason, since you can see his lips folded over them.
And he just looks so fucking weird. His eyes have this sanpaku to them and look walleyed and over=spaced. His eyebrows are strangely arched in the middle, and his chin seems to disappear below his beard. Phil is fascinatingly ugly; he's like Alan Moore's depition of Walter Kovacs, where he's just so ugly you can stare at him for hours and not understand why.
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"Medicaid told me to come here for muh methadone. I don't care what the computer says."
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Reminded me of Christian Bale's inspiration for Patrick Bateman. In trying to be like a Martian trying to act how a Martian thinks people act, he used Tom Cruise doing Letterman as a muse saying he had, "an intense friendliness, with nothing behind the eyes."
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"I am going to spend money I claim I don't have, on garbage I don't need, because no one asked for it or cares about it! And it will be your responsibility to help me afford it!"
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It always happens. Phil will mouth off, thinking he's cracked the code to get engagement from would-be dents, only for it to blow up in his face once people realize that he's "the guy", and a gigantic asshole who begs for money.
Enjoy showing up on Reddit again, Phil. We know you'll be butthurt and try to spin the increased clicks as a "win", but everyone will just point and laugh at you, as usual.
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Does this even count? that number is that high cause he's gleaming off a huge corporations tweet yes?
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Considering he has over 27,000 followers, I would say no it doesn't count. He should be getting engagement like that on most of his tweets based on his follower count.
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That's what I meant, it only has 143k views cause he's replying to a giant company with millions of followers very unpopular tweet and people see his by proxy its not organic. Its like the derichs in youtube comments for something big like a star wars trailer writing "I like Vader" and getting thousands of likes.
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I wouldn’t really class 4,000 likes as ‘viral’ but if he wants to try and claim that then ok; Have fun, I guess.
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Easiest way to go Dave viral 1.respond to a huge company or celebrity's controversial take 2. Act surprised cause their tweet with millions of views got you thousands because people clicked view replies and scrolled past you looking for someone important and their reply.
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Wow dood, 4K likes! All those likes will surely translate to stream views and contributions!
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The fact that he does see it that way speaks volumes.
Phil’s absolutely unhinged mouthfoaming obsession with fame is probably the most cringe thing about him I feel like. I wonder if his true fans feel the same way or not, because I do feel it’s pretty blatant.
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What bothers me about this purchase is the fact that he isn't a fan of the books, the movies or even any of the previous video games. Why would you go out of your way to look like a diehard fan of the franchise when you know absolutely nothing about it? If anything it's only going to make him look like an even bigger fool.