DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is why you're always broke, you fucking asshole. And you know he's going to paywall it.

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Haha. I bought this for the Hogwarts Legacy stream. I sure hope I get to use it! Haha.

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(Of course he is going to pay wall it. It's going to replace the vest.)
 
This is why you're always broke, you fucking asshole. And you know he's going to paywall it.

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He will dangle it in front of his dent heads during the bottom bitch cast and his dents will happily oblige to fulfill their piglords wishes. And then he wil complain it is too hot taking them of after a few minutes.
 
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I love the ego on this guy this is a big part of what makes him the best lolcow imo
Bro didn't he defend Cuties? Motherfucker was shilling for Netflix like they were paying him.

This is why you're always broke, you fucking asshole. And you know he's going to paywall it.

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i hate tertiary fans so much it's unreal. He goes as far to say he's only watched the movies. But when HogSnorts Begacy comes out all of the sudden he wants a shit tonne of Harry Potter Merch. Fuck outta here fake ass fan.
Hell yeah I'm gate keeping Harry Potter A.) it's a children's book. He was well i. his teens when the movie came out. He never truly KNEW Harry Potter. B.) He sits on his stream mocking the jargon and spell names because it's all he knows. He doesn't know anything about the franchise aside from memes and cultural osmosis. What's a death eater Phil? Who burned "I will tell no lies" into Harry's arm? Where did Arthur Weasley Work? What was the name of the language Harry spoke?
He knows nothing. It's like watching one season of game of thrones and then acting like you knew all about the series the whole time.

And by the way what happened? We wear scarves now? What are you Phil... A Hipster?
 
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Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.
I'm sick of this face, I swear to God. He always does it.

It's neither a smile or a any emotion that implies excitement. It's just this soulless, gaping mouth that promises nothing. I mean, Hell, you can't even see his teeth. He's making a concerted effort to hide them for whatever reason, since you can see his lips folded over them.

And he just looks so fucking weird. His eyes have this sanpaku to them and look walleyed and over=spaced. His eyebrows are strangely arched in the middle, and his chin seems to disappear below his beard. Phil is fascinatingly ugly; he's like Alan Moore's depition of Walter Kovacs, where he's just so ugly you can stare at him for hours and not understand why.
 
I'm sick of this face, I swear to God. He always does it.

It's neither a smile or a any emotion that implies excitement. It's just this soulless, gaping mouth that promises nothing. I mean, Hell, you can't even see his teeth. He's making a concerted effort to hide them for whatever reason, since you can see his lips folded over them.
"Medicaid told me to come here for muh methadone. I don't care what the computer says."
 
I'm sick of this face, I swear to God. He always does it.

It's neither a smile or a any emotion that implies excitement. It's just this soulless, gaping mouth that promises nothing. I mean, Hell, you can't even see his teeth. He's making a concerted effort to hide them for whatever reason, since you can see his lips folded over them.

And he just looks so fucking weird. His eyes have this sanpaku to them and look walleyed and over=spaced. His eyebrows are strangely arched in the middle, and his chin seems to disappear below his beard. Phil is fascinatingly ugly; he's like Alan Moore's depition of Walter Kovacs, where he's just so ugly you can stare at him for hours and not understand why.
Reminded me of Christian Bale's inspiration for Patrick Bateman. In trying to be like a Martian trying to act how a Martian thinks people act, he used Tom Cruise doing Letterman as a muse saying he had, "an intense friendliness, with nothing behind the eyes."
 
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I love the ego on this guy this is a big part of what makes him the best lolcow imo

It always happens. Phil will mouth off, thinking he's cracked the code to get engagement from would-be dents, only for it to blow up in his face once people realize that he's "the guy", and a gigantic asshole who begs for money.

Enjoy showing up on Reddit again, Phil. We know you'll be butthurt and try to spin the increased clicks as a "win", but everyone will just point and laugh at you, as usual.
 
Considering he has over 27,000 followers, I would say no it doesn't count. He should be getting engagement like that on most of his tweets based on his follower count.
That's what I meant, it only has 143k views cause he's replying to a giant company with millions of followers very unpopular tweet and people see his by proxy its not organic. Its like the derichs in youtube comments for something big like a star wars trailer writing "I like Vader" and getting thousands of likes.
 
I wouldn’t really class 4,000 likes as ‘viral’ but if he wants to try and claim that then ok; Have fun, I guess.
Easiest way to go Dave viral 1.respond to a huge company or celebrity's controversial take 2. Act surprised cause their tweet with millions of views got you thousands because people clicked view replies and scrolled past you looking for someone important and their reply.
 
I wouldn’t really class 4,000 likes as ‘viral’ but if he wants to try and claim that then ok; Have fun, I guess.

The fact that he does see it that way speaks volumes.

Phil’s absolutely unhinged mouthfoaming obsession with fame is probably the most cringe thing about him I feel like. I wonder if his true fans feel the same way or not, because I do feel it’s pretty blatant.
 
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"I am going to spend money I claim I don't have, on garbage I don't need, because no one asked for it or cares about it! And it will be your responsibility to help me afford it!"
What bothers me about this purchase is the fact that he isn't a fan of the books, the movies or even any of the previous video games. Why would you go out of your way to look like a diehard fan of the franchise when you know absolutely nothing about it? If anything it's only going to make him look like an even bigger fool.
 
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