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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Honestly, though, how much is Boner referring to ol' Kevin Gibes specifically? AFAIK Kevin does abso-fucking-lutely nothing all day, every day, like he's a four year old.
Sure, the hairy unwashed naked bitch is a Munchausen, but she's naked. And a woman. Unlike Kevin. And the naked woman let Boner in her fetid Sarlaac pit, so...
I will never let you memory hole Kevin and Bonnie "had sex" before Kevin's surgery. And he was on Kevin's list of "girlfriends".

I hope more field serfs tell us everyone hated Kevie or something.

I wonder what the real tipping point on this was for Bonnie.
 
He's got the 45th BCT SSI on his fanny pack. The 45th was in Afghanistan.
Edit: I should probably ask, is it allowed to put an emblem on the waist pack, or is this retard LARPing?

If you were in the service... you aren't wearing a waist pack. And if you are wearing one, you aren't putting a vecropatch on it because it'll be gone in about 5 minutes. Its most retarded of all LARPing.

I twit stalked the tranny a bit and their history is short, but looks like they've been mostly in the area the 116th operates, nothing doing as far east the 45th would be. The tranny was retweeting a lot of native rights shit, he might have used the Thunderbird or or mentioned he was out playing soldier with other mentally diseased men so he might have borrowed it.

No idea, but isn't that the normal cope of people who get chaptered out involuntarily? That after a certain amount of time, they can appeal their reenlistment code or something along those lines. I just can't fathom him actually making it through a full enlistment.

I don't think there is a wait limit on appealing your discharge code.
Depends on what you got sent out for, and what you're going back in as.

If you got out on a medical, you need to show up to your recruiter with a Doctor's note pronouncing you fit for service, and the military may still have you examined by their own medical team. They also will want you pass an AFPT before Day 1, and a lot of the sad sacks on involuntary separation couldn't do that BEFORE getting out and a year or five in soft civie life definitely won't have helped that.

It also depends on what's in your file. If its pretty empty or full of "Attaboys", they are going to be more likely to let you back in. If it full of evidence of you being a shitbrick, you are going to almost certainly be denied.

And it depends what you're going in for. If you are coming in as an 11 series, I don't think that's going to help. But you come back in as something they're having hard time recruiting for, they might give you a second shot.

Reserves and Natty Light National Guard will let shit slide you won't get away with for active duty, especially if you've got a skill they are hurting for. But usually if its not completely disqualifying that will come up as an option before you're separated. And back in the day, if you were too much of broke dick for the Army or Marines, the Chairforce and maybe the Navy/Coasties would take you - But no 11-series retards or crayon eaters.
I also remember that if you were out for a certain length of time, they wanted you to go back through BCT.
 
I will never let you memory hole Kevin and Bonnie "had sex" before Kevin's surgery. And he was on Kevin's list of "girlfriends".

I hope more field serfs tell us everyone hated Kevie or something.

I wonder what the real tipping point on this was for Bonnie.
I was causally archiving Bonnie’s statements on this matter (i did not fo full autist and finish out of laziness) and from what I see, his tipping point was not when he ran off because everybody said “this Alyssa bitch insane”, it was because he realized what a toxic environment it was upon returning for a visit. he also blathered about how he wanted to turn the thing into a crisis center because troons and crisis go together like peanut butter and jelly, and if you want to be able to help them, you need to be able to handle crisis. A fair assessment, but he wanted to bring Kindness in for the purpose of handling these crises.
Note: when doing this autistic archiving, i noticed that he deleted some of his tweets on the situation. If the thread wants me to, I will go full retard and make a post documenting everything that’s been said between all parties in one post.
 
I will never let you memory hole Kevin and Bonnie "had sex" before Kevin's surgery. And he was on Kevin's list of "girlfriends".
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I hadn't read/heard this. Explain, please. I was just referring to Kevin's never doing anything besides ordering/hoarding toys meant for small children.
 
How fucking worthless do you have to be to gain weight on a ranch?




There's Bachelor Officer Quarters, but they are usually nicer than that; that looks like Bachelor Enlisted Quarters. Its possible he was stashed there while on training or due to a housing crunch, but I feel like there's some stolen valor going on. I can't see what rank he's got on the uniformed picture.

tl;dr Once you get up the chain enough you can get out of the barracks and into BEQ where instead of having your day ruined because one of 50 to 200 retards have fucked up, it'll only be ruined because one of two to four retards fucked up. You go from summer camp housing to college dorms.


But I find it very sus that guy is a troon and a captain. You do see guys that young as captain if they're motto, but those guys are usually lifers or at the very least in till pension.


If you're referring to the post from page or two previously to yours, that is almost certainly a private.
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US Army would be center of the chest. Pretty clearly one chevron up without any additional so not a Private First Class and not a specialist. Could be im seeing a shadow or thread coming off the end of the ACU sleeve but I'm pretty sure its the chevron. Placement seems about right. It certainly isn't an officer insignia. That doesn't mean you can't go mustang and pick up a commission following a degree but you would normally see those guys in their late 20's early 30s. This guy seems like he did his 4 and got out though.

I'd imagine his record jacket is a fun read.
 
If you're referring to the post from page or two previously to yours, that is almost certainly a private.
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US Army would be center of the chest. Pretty clearly one chevron up without any additional so not a Private First Class and not a specialist. Could be im seeing a shadow or thread coming off the end of the ACU sleeve but I'm pretty sure its the chevron. Placement seems about right. It certainly isn't an officer insignia. That doesn't mean you can't go mustang and pick up a commission following a degree but you would normally see those guys in their late 20's early 30s. This guy seems like he did his 4 and got out though.

I'd imagine his record jacket is a fun read.

I see it now you're pointing it out. I though the sleeve was blocking it.

I can't decide if that makes his captain's bars polo more or less cringe.
 
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Forgive the indulgence but I was wondering about the Fate of the Alpaca and did a little Twitter search.

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Wow, a satisfied customer! Let’s take a look and see what they’re about.

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It’s a standard Kevin.

Brace yourselves, this is horrifying but it’s not what you think.

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Forgive the indulgence but I was wondering about the Fate of the Alpaca and did a little Twitter search.

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Wow, a satisfied customer! Let’s take a look and see what they’re about.

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It’s a standard Kevin.

Brace yourselves, this is horrifying but it’s not what you think.

Pretty sure this is satire. I recognize a handful of those pictures of awful food as meme images.
 
Pretty sure this is satire. I recognize a handful of those pictures of awful food as meme images.
Hah, I thought it might be “too” perfect a profile. It would be a lot of effort to go to for literally zero engagement so considered it probably real.
Good commitment - probably a farmer building up a trolling profile. Sorry if I outed you.
 
Forgive the indulgence but I was wondering about the Fate of the Alpaca and did a little Twitter search.

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Wow, a satisfied customer! Let’s take a look and see what they’re about.

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It’s a standard Kevin.

Brace yourselves, this is horrifying but it’s not what you think.

There is something broken in the brain of troons that cook. They seem to always brag about what they cook and how great it is and they keep posting these nauseating pictures of the food.
And they never realize that to everyone else it just looks like dog vomit.
Same thing with when they take selfies and think they look so much like a woman and they think they are beautiful/sexy.

The power of the troon reality distorsion field is amazing.

EDIT: Are the pictures fake? Not sure if it matters or not. They do look EXACTLY like the food that they cook on the tranch and then, unfortunately, post photos of to makes us sick and vomit.
 
There is something broken in the brain of troons that cook. They seem to always brag about what they cook and how great it is and they keep posting these nauseating pictures of the food.
And they never realize that to everyone else it just looks like dog vomit.
Same thing with when they take selfies and think they look so much like a woman and they think they are beautiful/sexy.

The power of the troon reality distorsion field is amazing.

EDIT: Are the pictures fake? Not sure if it matters or not. They do look EXACTLY like the food that they cook on the tranch and then, unfortunately, post photos of to makes us sick and vomit.
This is very anecdotal but the deeply autistic creep in a dandruff-covered trench coat from my high school days also trooned out and spends his days posting shitty food porn on Twitter. You might be onto something.
 
Forgive the indulgence but I was wondering about the Fate of the Alpaca and did a little Twitter search.

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Wow, a satisfied customer! Let’s take a look and see what they’re about.

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It’s a standard Kevin.

Brace yourselves, this is horrifying but it’s not what you think.

Didn’t that new show Have a non binary tumblrformer
 
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