Orbiter Surfer / Drunken Surfer / PPP's ex-boyfriend / RJ Finley - PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper

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I think we fundamentally disagree on what constitutes snitching.

You seem to feel that ever calling the police for any reason means you are a rat piece of shit, which is literally how niggers think.

I disagree because he just wanted PPP out of his house immediately and didn't want to be harmed by someone who had already shown themselves to be capable of using unwarranted violence.

Surfer didn't attempt to get PPP thrown in jail, he didn't turn over evidence at all but especially not out of malice or the desire to get a lesser sentence in exchange for his former compatriots freedom. He wanted him peacefully removed from his property.

Sorry but that's not snitching, Jamarcus.
That's a lot of assuming you're doing there. The definition of a snitch is someone that rats on their friends, which is exactly what Surfer did. He could have stayed out of it, minded his own business, but he chose to get involved in the alogging. Then when it got too hot for him, he cried arrest him, arrest him! like a certain fat wigger we're all familiar with. But go off king, we can agree to disagree.
 
That's a lot of assuming you're doing there. The definition of a snitch is someone that rats on their friends, which is exactly what Surfer did. He could have stayed out of it, minded his own business, but he chose to get involved in the alogging. Then when it got too hot for him, he cried arrest him, arrest him! like a certain fat wigger we're all familiar with. But go off king, we can agree to disagree.
PPP wasn't a friend he was a complete dick to Surfer and was owed no loyalty.

You're trying to hard to push this and not at all funny so it all just comes off like seethe.
 
That's a lot of assuming you're doing there. The definition of a snitch is someone that rats on their friends, which is exactly what Surfer did. He could have stayed out of it, minded his own business, but he chose to get involved in the alogging. Then when it got too hot for him, he cried arrest him, arrest him! like a certain fat wigger we're all familiar with. But go off king, we can agree to disagree.
Personally I think you're  Pushing this a bit too far Pudgy.
 
PPP wasn't a friend he was a complete dick to Surfer and was owed no loyalty.

You're trying to hard to push this and not at all funny so it all just comes off like seethe.
Lmao, you niggers take this shitposting stuff too seriously. You're getting triggered.
Personally I think you're  Pushing this a bit too far Pudgy.
Nice coded message, but if I were PPP my fingers would be too fat and covered in potato chip grease to type on a phone.
 
Lmao, you niggers take this shitposting stuff too seriously. You're getting triggered.

Nice coded message, but if I were PPP my fingers would be too fat and covered in potato chip grease to type on a phone.
Look man the only person whose jimmies are still this rustled by surfer calling the cops is PPP.
 
Talking all kinds of anti-government shit, then calling the government to save your scrawny ass is actual nigger brained nonsense. You'd be quick to call anyone else a hypocrite but not this twink..... ok bud.
Their lovers spot with the cops was on the same level as Matthew Heimbach and his Trailer park nationalism fucking Matthew Parot's Wife.
 
Their lovers spot with the cops was on the same level as Matthew Heimbach and his Trailer park nationalism fucking Matthew Parot's Wife.
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Lmao, you niggers take this shitposting stuff too seriously. You're getting triggered.

Nice coded message, but if I were PPP my fingers would be too fat and covered in potato chip grease to type on a phone.
Whether or not you're the suicidal fat homosexual PPP is neither here nor there. You're still a weirdo for being vitriolic about Surfer taking the most sane route possible to handling a bad situation.

Reminder that PPP is literally gay, hates himself because of that and thinks for Talmudic reasons that God won't consider it suicide if he eats himself to death.



>the definition of a snitch is someone that rats on their friends
Friends don't abuse friends. PPP had a flashback to his daddy beating on him and just like his drunk daddy shifted to victim blaming to justify his unhinged behavior
 
Talking all kinds of anti-government shit, then calling the government to save your scrawny ass is actual nigger brained nonsense. You'd be quick to call anyone else a hypocrite but not this twink..... ok bud.
What got me was this, plus surfer called PPP his brother not 15 minutes before he was using the state to save him. I'm not going to try to claim some wrong or right over it, surfer was probably scared, i'm just putting out how surfer sort of sold out all he had been crying about for months. Who cares who was wrong or right for callign the police, surfer just looked foolish after saying what he had said for awhile.

All that said, I miss the PPP + Surfer streams, they were a wonderful balance for each other, adn they were much greater than the sum of their parts.

An aside though, i fucking love the duality of a kiwifarmer!

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That's a lot of assuming you're doing there. The definition of a snitch is someone that rats on their friends, which is exactly what Surfer did. He could have stayed out of it, minded his own business, but he chose to get involved in the alogging. Then when it got too hot for him, he cried arrest him, arrest him! like a certain fat wigger we're all familiar with. But go off king, we can agree to disagree.
when did alogging become like the mob or the crips or the taliban?
Talking all kinds of anti-government shit, then calling the government to save your scrawny ass is actual nigger brained nonsense. You'd be quick to call anyone else a hypocrite but not this twink..... ok bud.
his beliefs are retarded af. or were dunno if he still professes them. id rather hed contradict his retarded beliefs or conveniently recant them even if he is just a bitch and didnt just have the fear be a catalyst to realizing his ideas were stupid just in time, than him be beaten to death by some fat abusive piece of shit.
 
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Look at this nigger judging the quality of khantent by number of viewers. You probably like to watch MCU movies and suck cock don't you faggot?
i think its more because with ralph it was fun to watch his ecelebrity dwindle into nothing so it kinda set the precedent that more viewers will mean more fun, especially since theres been a ton of like ten viewer wannabes who aren't nearly as interesting as the current cow who everyone will insist is even close.
Who cares who was wrong or right for callign the police, surfer just looked foolish after saying what he had said for awhile.
i kinda took it for granted that everyone already knew his takes were retarded and had pre-resigned themselves to knowing that surfer would eventually before that point have to break his retarded beliefs because they simply dont function. i mean there was videos of him trying to argue with random book store owners in the streets before then. its like telling me the anti-capitalist teen got a job oh wow wouldnt have figured. you mean they dont have the forest compound and didnt have a fully realized system of morality that differed from the mainstream enough that theyd be willing to forgo much of modern comfort and safety to forge an alternative lifestyle?
You should dig around odysee to see if you can find the full Pork Chop stream and the Rim Jim Shifty Fingers stream. Those two streams really stuck out to me as the starting points of the fracture between PPP and Surfer. Prior to all that PPP would get irritated at Surfer, but mainly over shit like dinner taking too long too cook or Surfer trying to convince him too lose weight. The Pork Chop stream Surfer wilded out embarassing himself and PPP in front of PPP's then hero Godwinson. The Rim Jim Shifty Fingers stream was where Surfer started TMIing and saying some potentially incriminating things. Their shared streams took a noticeable turn then and the mutual contempt and frustration grew to a head until the blowout.

Plus the RJSF stream has a lot of lore about Surfer's childhood from what I could recall and would provide a nice bit of background info to help understand why he became the man he is. I mean on top of the Jewish genetics giving him a higher potential for schizophrenia and the wanton abuse of psychotropic drugs.
i dont remember ppp giving a fuck during the pork chop stream. plus he and surfer both showed their cocks on a youtube video before then what banned because they just wanted to burn a channel for fun to spite susan. surfer actually pulled out his cock and helicoptered yelling "you like what you see susan you dumb bitch" i think verbatim if my memory is worth a damn. ppp cheered it on with glee. i think by then both he and godwinson were under no delusions about surfer lol
 
Surfer does seem like a schizo but the harmless type, a lot his takes were convoluted and quite annoying, makes no sense but he's pretty likable.
I used to say that about Cog, Trandy Beejamski, PPPig and Trannywinson, so I'm probably wrong.
He'll either keep doing his bible study streams and small talk or find a new & creative way to implode because he doesn't have enough e-fame. Can't say I would mind either. But I will say he seems to at least have some sort of work ethic, which is more I can say about most of the dead-ends in the sektur.
 
He'll either keep doing his bible study streams and small talk or find a new & creative way to implode because he doesn't have enough e-fame. Can't say I would mind either. But I will say he seems to at least have some sort of work ethic, which is more I can say about most of the dead-ends in the sektur.
I don't think guys like Surfer care about e-fame. More than anything he just shit posting on Youtube.
 
. He could have stayed out of it, minded his own business,
It's surfers place. PPP could have not been a fat nigger holding down his homies couch for years then needing the cops to get him out when told time to leave.
Their lovers spot with the cops was on the same level as Matthew Heimbach and his Trailer park nationalism fucking Matthew Parot's Wife.
Not even close man that was truly something special. PPP and surfer were homos being dramatic
 
Holy shit has he ever devolved since he was younger, this gives credence to the "surfer was PPP's cool normie friend" line people were talking about. I looked up "RJ finley" on google and his linkedin was the first thing that popped up, seems like he took a picture from back when he looked normal and he had lots of professional experience from Alpaca farming (tranch connection?) to Call center work (Nordia) and also the water filter salesman work he always talks about and even some UNI education. I believe PPP worked with him in several of these jobs including Nordia and the door-to-door salesman role. Interestingly his Linkedin updates cease around 2018... hhmmmm I wonder if a fat alcoholic felon he currently simps for did anything regarding surfer and PPP's IRL contacts around 2018...

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I think Surfer works right now but he no longer uses Linkedin and I'm assuming any references he has from that time might have their judgment clouded by reports Surfer associates with a man who spreads his ass on stream and associations with alt-right groups or whatever Ralph told his employers back in 2018/2019/2020 (I remember Ralph contacted their jobs and IRL contacts a second or third time during the simpspiracy if I'm not mistaken). Regardless, it seems that even secondhand involvement with the sektur back in 2018 really fucked up surfer's professional life.

I don't think guys like Surfer care about e-fame. More than anything he just shit posting on Youtube.
Surfer recently said "make money for the content, not money from the content" in regards to PPP's decline and I think that sums up his beliefs pretty well. He's still involved with the sektur though and streams semi-regularly with his council of evil buddies, so that's still going to fuck up his mind and IRL prospects.
 
Surfer recently said "make money for the content, not money from the content" in regards to PPP's decline and I think that sums up his beliefs pretty well. He's still involved with the sektur though and streams semi-regularly with his council of evil buddies, so that's still going to fuck up his mind and IRL prospects.
The real KinoDogme2007 lies in Surfer all along. You beautiful schizo motherfucker. Look, people give Jim a lot of shit because of this (as they should) but I think it's okay to make money of the internet as long as you producing equal level quality of your content before making money or maybe even better. What Kino Casino does is the exact fucking opposite, they become lazier and worse once they making more money. PPP become more pixelated & their content just become bloated filled with fake donos (allegedly) & Warski constant interruptions. Don't cuck your kahtent for money.
 
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